NationStates Jolt Archive

This is a Your Nickname National News Network (YNNNN) Election Report.

"Hello, this is Ruth Rondel, for YNNNN. As you may, or may not know, the national Elections have been held all day today. This is the first election in Your Nickname's history, where a Liberal Party has been aloud to participate.

Speaking of the Liberal party, the Far Eastern parts of Your Nickname, dominated by the Urlip Mountain Range, voted heavily for the Liberal party. Good thing the Urlip Mountains are scarcely populated. The Northern, and Central rural areas voted heavily towards the Religious Party. The Urban Southern Coastline also went heavily Liberal. However, the Urban West Coast went extremely Conservative. The mass of the population is along the West Coast, so it is predicted the Conservative Party will be reelected once again. Current President Victor Hesprings is reportedly already being called with congratulations from foreign dignitaries.

The islands off the Southern and Western coast, which are moderately populated, have yet to report in, but unless the entire population of the Islands voted Liberal, Victor Hesprings has been reelected for a third term.

We will now let the normally scheduled program, the hit television show Liberalism, and how it undermines society which we have aired episodes of 24/7 for the past 5 days. We will keep you updated as the Islands report in their votes.

This is Ruth Rondel, for YNNNN: YNNNN, State-Owned, State-Operated, and State-Bribed for over 8 years now!

OOC: Bad things will happen very soon.. just wait.

*One hour later*

Narrator: "And that is just another way, Liberalism Undermines Society!"

Commercial Narrator: "This episode of Liberalism, and how it undermines society: Social Welfare, and how it will destroy the working man! was brought to you by President Hesprings reelection Campaign. Remember all the great things he's done over the past 8 years, and can continue to do, if you vote Hesprings!"

This is a YNNNN Election Report

Ruth Rondel: "Hello, and good evening. I hope you all enjoyed that Episode of Liberalism, and how it undermines society I know I did. I certainly wouldn't vote Terry Anitime, the Liberal Candidate. Actually, I already did vote, and I didn't vote Terry Anitime. Anyway, most the islands have reported in, and they have gone split between the Moral Party, and the Conservative Party. The Liberal party has been shot down, and the Conservative Party will continue to graciously rule us for another 4 years.

President Hesprings will have an appearance at Welting City Auditorium, in about an hour. The losing Candidates, Terry Anitime, Cardinal Henry Tally, and Katherine Jenston will appear alongside the President reelect, in the ceremonial winning speech that the President Elect gives after any election.

Now, just for the technical people, here are the votes as they stand:

Victor Hesprings (Conservative Party) 48%
Terry Anitime (Liberal Party) 22%
Katherine Jenston (Moral Party) 15%
Cardinal Henry Tally (Religious Party) 9%
Undecided, or Unreported 6%

This is an ecstatic Ruth Rondel, who just made $4,000 in bonuses for this report, for YNNNN: YNNNN, State-Owned, State-Operated, and State-Bribed for over 8 years now!"

OOC: bad things, next post...