NationStates Jolt Archive

The wise, stout, blue, bearded man looked up from his desk, a younger version of himself stood in front of him. "General Papa, The first division of smurf soldiers are ready to attack, we have them spread out in our underground cities in the capital city, Rynovia, they are under Smurfian owned businesses what is you command?" The old man known forever as Papa Smurf looked through the Captain seeing in his mind what should happen if all goes well. Although Papa may seem very old he looks incredibly young, there are no signs of aging besides his white beard, and his oversized beret is slightly askewed. "Tell the first Squadron to begin the invasion of the eastern half of the city, we need the 1st Armoured Brigade to come watch their backs, then in the middle of the battle send out the 2nd Squadron to take the western half of the city catching the -Chaosians in a crossfire, they will be forced to go either north or south." "Got it" "Then I will need for our Falcon F100's to go and Smart the north scaring the enemies to the south where we will have our 3rd and 4th Squadron waiting take a maximium of 500 prisoners for a ransom bonus, it is time us Smurfs reclaimed what was rightfully ours!" Papa slammed his fist seemingly enraged but truly inside he was mourning for the loss of his Smurfian brothers from the Seizing and renaming of their peaceful country. The Captain left and Papa looked out his window to remember what Rynovia looked like before the uprising.

*pic of papa*
-Papa
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Track/9534/smurfs/images/papsmurf.jpg

Drives by runny them into blue puddles.
:lol: (No don't count this)

ooc: anyone?

A few hours later Papa was concentrating on the destruction of buildings outside his window. The Captian, Captian Soneki, briskly walked in the Generals office looking troubled and fidgeting constantly. "How bad are we losing Cpt.?" "Well sir it isn't going well." He looked out the window and saw the destruction. "Due to the -Chaosian's newly updated weaponry we are being pushed back but have already taken the west side of the city. The East is being pushed back against its defense and the south Squadron is grouping with the East Squadron to try and take more ground" Papas expression didn't change. "We have been oppresed too long to lose now, if we lose they will lock down on us more than ever, send in the 2nd Armoured Div. and 5th squadron in from the south and have more Falcons continue ing the north. We MUST take the city"

Setting: Eastern side of Rynovia

"Sir we can't take much more!" All around Sjmurfs were firing their AK-47s with the -Chaosian soldiers hammering at them with the newly acquired K1A1 FN-FALS machine guns. Another soldier falls. "SQUAD MOVE BACK GROUP WITH 3RD AND 4TH SQUADRON!" like newly built robots the Smurf Soldiers moved and grouped. They continued fighting taking heavy losses. They could hear the being dropped in the northern sector of the city. According to intelligence the western side was holding out but could not move in any more and that reinforcements were on the way. "Its a good day to die."

OOC: will be continued later gotta go

OOC: Where's is that Commie Smurf guy? He was fun...

OOC: I have the link at school somewhere Ill have it Monday if this lasts that long

Meanwhile the travelling trader they called Ghost was driving along the road to Rynovia. A huge shipment of arms had come in recently and he wanted to see what he could get for them in Rynovia. The last time he had been there he had promised to come back with some arms to sell, as they agreed that they might need to defend their city. Ghost was pretty sure he could get a lot for these weapons... He had no idea that the city was already at war.

Upon arrival Ghost saw the horror that the Smurfs were experiencing. The Chaosians were the ones who were supposed to recieve the shipments, but then he realized that he could make this battle interesting... plus the Smurfs would probably pay much more for the reinforcements than the Chaosians would... he could have some fun evening out a war, and make a little profit too... he made his decision and immediately started to drive towards the Smurfs base camp.

The Guard of the Smurf base camp looks across a huge field the base camp , a huge abandoned castle, which the smurfs had built two years before the chaosian invasion was starting to crumble slightly and was in desperate need of repair but any modifications would have raised King Chaos' suspicion. As the guard scans the field when he spies a vehicle speeding towards the castle. He rushes in to tell Papa. "Papa an unmarked vehicle is speeding towards the castle what should we do?" Papa looked up not expecting this at all but quickly made a decision. "Send out a jeep armed with a 50 caliber machine gun with a gunner and driver stop the vehicle, if it is freindly escort it back if enemy, take no prisoners, we need as many kills as possible." The gaurd walked out of the room and spoke orders into his radio, he then retook his post at the outer wall of the castle.

President Mark Walzburg looked up from his desk

With shaking fists, he held up the document that had just been given to him but his Minister of Information. "Is this info legitimate?" he inqiured

"Yes sir, yesterday morning a armed rebelion of Smurfs staged an uprising in Chaos. The Chaosian Military seems to be fairing well, although they ware losing some ground"

"Well, Keep an eye on this situation, if it intesfies, tell the Chaosian government we can provide aide if need" siad the President

"Yes sir" Said the minister

A smurf uprising? Mark thought, how is this posible, even if they did get arms how could thye operate them? *Shutters* I would hate to think of what would happen if the smurfs gained access to the government

OOC: My President has a deathly fear of smurfs

(OOC Interesting idea, well gone for originality.)

A private rushes into the room seemingly excited. "General Papa sir, Good news the reinforcements have arrived and are taking ground slowly, the northern sector of the city is completely destryoed due to ing raids, what is your next move sir?" [/i]Papa smiled for the first time since the war started.[/i] "I want to know who is in that vehicle outside the castle go find out. Discontinue raids on northern sector and post small groups to gaurd, has out intelligence picked up any -Chaosian allies?" "No Sir, at least none that are mobolizing yet, we should take the capital in less than half an hour" "Good work private, move out" After years of planning and training the smurf army has completed their only task since the invasion of thier peaceful country. Papa stood up and went to change for his negotiations with King Chaos.

OOC: since im playing the Smurfs someone else can play King Chaos and the Chaosian goverment

Ghost saw a vehicle coming out to meet him. He got out of his truck slowly and raised his hands in the air. A small blue smurf got out of the truck, carrying an AK-47 and wearing a ratty old bulletproof vest.

"Who are you, and what do you want?" asked the smurf.

"My name is Ghost, I am a travelling arms dealer and I want to give you and your people a fighting chance."

He then took the smurfs AK-47 from him and gave him a futuristic looking gun.

"Still using bullets eh? Well I am here to sell you better equipment than this. Here take this gun. Now this will do much better than a normal gun. Say hello to the new CT-40 plasma rifle. Even the Chaosians dont have this, theyre still using CT-20s. Now if a normal bullet hits you in the foot, you are stilll far from dead. But if a CT-40 plasma rifle hits you anywhere on your body, you can kiss your sad pathetic existence goodbye. And this vest, youd better lose this too, because it wont do any good against the chaosians plasma rifles, here this vest absorbs any plasma charge and recharges your gone if you just connect them like this. Now take me back to your base and I will sell your whole army some of these."
(OOC: sorry if you dont want to turn it into a futuristic war, just let me know and Ill edit my post.)

Papa pressed the button calling his P.A. "Yes Papa?'' "Can you set up a meeting with King Chaos and me?" "Yes Sir" Papa looked out his window. How long until the capital falls? What will we do when we have the capital? Why haven't the -Chaosian officials responded to the attacks yet? Papa opens up his favorite Green Spiral Notebook filled with plans and begins to make a new one.

OOC: my nation isnt that futuristic the most advanded thing we have is interplanetary trade freighters sorry

OOC: my nation isnt that futuristic the most advanded thing we have is interplanetary trade freighters sorry
OOC: if you are interplanetary, I think you should be advanced enough for some plasma rifles, plus if you are trading with other planets then Im sure that they could have plasma rifles, which is where ghost could have gotten them.

OOC: ok

The Smurf soldier pointed his AK47 at Ghost and ushered him back to his vehicle. "You take point and we'll follow behind stop when you get to the bridge to cross the moat, if you continue without proper clearance you will be shot" He got in his jeep and escorted Ghost down the long road to the castle once they reached the stone bridge across the soiled moat the smurf radioed in the password and his identification. As they went across the bridge, Ghost looked down into themoat and saw a body.

"Nice place you guys have here, very friendly... dead people in the water, sort of like a warning to idiots like me right? Seriously though, you shouldnt treat people like this, I mean I am going to win you this war and youre pointing guns at me... oh well trust no one, guilty until proven innocent, I understand it quite well."

OOC: Ghost is kind of outgoing guy, in case you havent noticed... when I want to stop posting in here I will make his mouth get him killed...

OOC: ...where did the toronto guy go to...

OOC:i have no idea brb gotta start a pot of coffee

The tattered smurf escorts Ghost to Papa's office along with two other gaurds the tattered smurf leaves and waits outside and Papa greets Ghost. "Hello it is my understanding you have some weapons that will help even out the battle?"

Back on the eastern front all the smurfs have been killed or taken prisoner but the southern sector is secure. While the soldiers wait for orders constant small skirmishes take place. The smurfs are badly outdated and are in need of new weaponry, their order of anthrax won't arrive for another day (NS) so they begin setting up camp and assigning patrols.

"I have a truckload of CT-40 plasma rifles and plasma vests for your army. I believe that you need help with your war, since the Chaosians are much more advanced than you are. If you will pay a fair price for all of my weapons then, I will not only give them to you, but I will win you the war, not only with weapons, but since I am obviously not a smurf, my skin is not blue, I am taller than all of you, I can spy on the Chaosians for you and I can sabotage all of their war efforts."

(OOC: Ghost is actually from my nation which I can tie in to this RP at any time)

"How much do you want? I have about 90 billion USD left in the treasury would that be a fair price for you? If not we could acquire more money." Papa seemed very interested in these plasma rifles but was worried about the -Chaosian governmeny, all they were doing was attacking, they have not yet made an appearance or even told us to stop whats going on?

"That would be plenty, it will cover the costs of the excellent weaponry and it would serve as a paycheck for destroying the Chaosian military, you see I have relations to a military of my own, the Apparitions government is behind you in this war and we will make sure to destroy Chaos."

OOC: How many troops are on both sides of this war right now?

OOC: of the ones still alive it looks about like this

Eastern Front
Smurfs:800
-Chaosians:1400
Souther Front
Smurfs: 1200
-Chaosians:1000 *
Western Front
Smurfs:1100
-Chaosians 1000 *
Northern Front
Smurfs:0
-Chaosians:0
*(trying to retake front)


IC: "Sounds good we'll take them, Philinksi." "Yes General?" the gaurd from beside the door stepped up with a slight limp. "Go transfer the plasma rifles and vests from Ghost's truck to one of our helicopters, escort it with a gew Falcons, I need to drop them at the southern front then have the southern and western front join and get upfitted with the new gear. Once this is completed order them to take the city and set up the defenses aroun the border." Philinksi jotted down the orders and tucked his notepad in his chest pocket, did an about-face and marched out of the room, like a dog playing fetch. "Now how are you going to get into the -Chaosian headquarters Mr. Ghost?"

On the southern front the city the new plasma rifles and vests had just arrived and everyone was getting upfitted as soon as the new rifles were taken to battle the Smurfs saw obvious improvements and they were quickly gaining ground. Eventually they had them all surrounded in the middle of the city and were upfitting the eastern front with the new rifles. After 20 hrs. of battle the capital city of Rynovia has fallen to the Smurfs as they await further instructions they hear news of Papa's tv appearance scheduled in half an hour. (NS time)

OOC: anyone?

As Papa approaches the podium he feels a little tense then almost immediatly relaxes when he remembers how well they did at taking the capital. "Good Smurfs of -Chaos, Your time has come. Take up arms and report to the capital now owned by The Intricate Coalition of Smurfs or the ICS. King Chaos, I have, in undisclosed amount, a certain amount of anthrax and will release it in a random city if you do not send 500 million Credits 5 miles outside ofthe city, if you get in contact with me I can give you the exact coordinates, OUR DAY HAS COME -CHAOS WILL BE OURS ONCE MORE!" Papa turned and began to walk off the podium and decided to give the -Chaosian scum 72 hours (RL) to reply before he began anthraxing cities which meant one less battle he had to worry about.

OOC: anyone?

OOC:awwww... it's the little blue commies :D

OOC: wanna help you could be King Chaos and the -Chaosian officials or whoever you want

I send ten thosand GLAtroopers armed with SmurfX spray cans.

i'll send four thousand highly trained solders

OOC: RP it

IC:
All through the newly captured Rynovia, Smurfs were storming in to be part of the nations liberation. As the Smurfs numbers grew they had to resort to older weaponry and armor. Suddenly out of the sky, five MKI freighter trade ships landed. Immediatly it was surrounded by smurf Gaurds. A clear calm voice came across the speakers. "Don't worry kids its he new interplanetary airborne division." Yes, they were only armed with a plasma cannon but it was all the smurfs could obtain on such short notice. Intelligence showed that enemies were moving in and with still no word from King Chaos they had to be ready to go to the space station where they were trained at any moment. Yes, it would take a lot of trips to get everyone to the spacestation, SV1, but it would be worth it and word had it that 5 Tug MKI freighters were obtained also but not officially. In the words of Papa Smurf, 'It's a good day to die.'

BUMP FOR THE REVOLUTION!

OOC: Ok, so who hired my army, and it is about 12 Milion strong with alot o equipment, so do you want it all? If not, the price can be reduced.

OOC: Ok, so who hired my army, and it is about 12 Milion strong with alot o equipment, so do you want it all? If not, the price can be reduced.
OOC: You choose who to support, and I'm ignoring the people who simply send troops without bothering to write at least a paragraph.

OOC: I'll be King Chaos, but if it's ok with you I won't use my nations stats, I'll use -Chaos's stats

IC: King Chaos stared out at Rynovia. He had lost the city. Because of this, though he knew that he had just won the war. For in fifteen minutes(Not RL, whenever I post that the time is up will do) sarin would be released from many buildings in Rynovia. He thought about it for a moment. He had just sacrificied a city to quell what appears to be a noble uprising, and he was using a terrorist weapon to do it. He was certainly the evil one here, and with a large amount of propaganda after the effects of the war he could become the greatest leader the Chaosians ever had.

OOC: Ok, so who hired my army, and it is about 12 Milion strong with alot o equipment, so do you want it all? If not, the price can be reduced.
OOC: You choose who to support, and I'm ignoring the people who simply send troops without bothering to write at least a paragraph.
Listen, I was hired by -Chaos to fight in this war, i need to know what side I'm on, then I'll right your paragraph
PS: that was OOC, so if i did write a paragraph there, it wouldn't help much ;).

OOC: Ok, so who hired my army, and it is about 12 Milion strong with alot o equipment, so do you want it all? If not, the price can be reduced.
OOC: You choose who to support, and I'm ignoring the people who simply send troops without bothering to write at least a paragraph.
Listen, I was hired by -Chaos to fight in this war, i need to know what side I'm on, then I'll right your paragraph
PS: that was OOC, so if i did write a paragraph there, it wouldn't help much ;).
OOC: Well, I didn't hire you -Chaos did so until he replies, there's not much you can do. I would suggest you fight on the -Chaosian side, since it's two to one right now.

"See this?" Ghost said to one of the Smurf leaders as he pointed to what appeared to be a crate that was labelled BANANAS. "This contains enough sarin to kill everyone who is alive in this city. It's being pumped through the city right now and it will be released in fifteen minutes. You have three options here. Either get everyone out of the city, give everyone a sarin proof suit so that they can survive, or stop the sarin from being released. And the first two are as impossible as the third one sounds." "This is just a crate bananas against the wall." One of the Smurfian soldiers said, "Try and move it then." said Ghost. So they did and it turned out that the crate was stuck to the wall. "How do you intend to stop this?" asked the Smurf leader. "I don't intend to stop it, I intend to hop in my vehicle and drive far away from Rynovia, to Boo, a town in the nation of Apparitions in case YOU don't succeed in stopping this from happening." And with that he did.

OOC: No Ghost isn't leaving this RP for good, so don't start cheering yet, but before this is over, I think I will have him drop out.

OOC: sorry i havent been able to rp in a while and this will unfortunately be my only post tonight, barb-smurf side

IC: Papa looked up from his desk seemingly flustered, his 'youthfulness' seemed to be fading. "Get me in contact with King Chaos, tell him if he releases the Sarin gas I will anthrax and invade all remaining cities in -Chaos." The PA looked suprised yet she knew what was going to happen. She briskly walked out of the room, her black miniskirt ironed out quite nicely. "What a week"

OOC: K, you want all 12 million soldiers?

OOC: yeah you RP them

UPDATE: I have another hour

OOC: note: this elapeses time, it's not instainous
IC:
Barbarosea News:
Fredrick Barbarosea Jr. annoucned that the Barbarosean Army had been hired to fight in an undisclosed war. They were leaving in 1 hour (ns).

The smurfs were patroling like normal when they heard a rumble...

The Barbarosea Army was there, 12 Million soldiers (Not all ground, alot were in APC's, Tanks, ect.) There field general, Jack Coran walked up to the gates, asking to see Papa.

"Come this way Mr.?" "Coran, Jack Coran." The gaurd escorted Mr. Coran to Papa's room where he was studying maps of -Chaos. "Yes?" Papa asked barely looking up from the papers. "Sir a Mr. Jack Coran is here to see you" "What does he want?" "I believe he has the Mercs you wanted Sir" "Oh good, Now Mr. Coran you need anything, cigar, champagne.?"

Oh, no, just water. Thank you though. Anyways, we are now here, armed and ready. Unfourtuintly, we don't have the technology you have, plasma rifles and all, but we do have top of the line guns, and mass numbers, along with great support units. Now, where to?

The Barbarosean Army was setting up camp, a rather large one at that. They had brought defencive units also, that they stationed there, at camp Uprise.

"Well I actually do have some plans especially after the new Sarin Gas threat........ I would like you to station half of your men around the city of Ashanar. They have a semi-large military base there with about 5 million troops armed with plasma rifles and wait there"


OOC: gotta go bye

Ghost sidled up to Yakton Uptoni.

"Surely you can spare a few soldiers. These rebels need you, Yakton."

Yatkon Uptoni was the Supreme Dictator of Apparitons. Even though he was the figure of authority, it was Ghost who pulled his strings, and pretty much controlled the nation. This was about the first time Yakton had ever shown any signs of disagreeing with Ghost. Whenever Yakton was off-camera, he was quite passive.

"It's just that I don't want this nation to go to war." he said.

"You didn't hesitate to stock up on military weapons, or to shoot down those boatloads of refugees. You never hesitated to execute those people that promoted a democracy! Surely this is nothing compared to all these acts of great leadership." said Ghost.

"I know that you are a good friend of mine and I know that you have done a good job in advising me up until now, but I cannot stand for this warmongering." said Yakton.

"Warmongering? If you do not interfere, you are letting countless innocent smurfs die." Ghost replied.

"We were recently allies with the -Chaosians remember? Because of the fact that the smurfians are obviously a noble people and not an evil race as the Chaosians were attempting to make us believe I am willing to discontinue our shipments and support towards the -Chaosian government, but I am not going to switch sides completely. What do you want to make me out to be? Some kind of leader that will turn on an ally at the slightest sign of them being dishonest?" explained Yakton. "I'm sorry to say this Ghost, but the smurfs will have to manage without our help."

"Maybe without your help," said Ghost "But I will continue to support the Smurfs as much as possible"

"You are free to do as you wish." said Yakton.

Ghost was very distressed as he left the Spirit house, the house where the Dictator lived and where all the important decisions were made. Ghost had been the one making them for a long time, but now he had lost control over the nation of Apparitions. Yakton was calling the shots now, and Ghost didn't like it. He needed to get back in control, and he needed to do it before the -Chaosians defeated the Smurfs.

OOC: Kaltana, when are you releasing the sarin gas

King Chaos looked out at Rynovia. Releasing Sarin gas would be even worse for the citizens of -Chaos, since the smurfs had threatened his citizens with anthrax. It was a tense moment.

"Do it, Hodge." he said

"Yes, sir." said Hodge, a military general.

The king watched as Sarin gas was released. It looked so peaceful. As if nothing was happening, it looked like from a distance. But he knew there were many smurfs dying.

"Sir?"

"What is it, Hodge?"

"Well, sir, umm the sarin gas isn't working."

"WHAT?!"

"You see, they must have found the source and somehow stopped it."

"What do you mean stopped it?! How did they know, how could they have?! I haven't had any people here that could have been spies! Unless..."

"What, sir?

"Hodge, we're declaring war on the nation called Apparitions. They will pay for intervening in this war. Attack them as soon as possible."

"Sir, declaring war on the Smurfs and Apparitions may be risky because-"

"What are you my military advisor now?!"

"No, sir"

"Then DO IT"

"Yes, sir."

OOC:I don't have time to write an rp right now, I just need to say that we need some people to ally with the Chaosians, since it will end up being a three on one war...

OOC: We [i]are[/b] merc's...

IC: The Barbarosean Army had a good base estlabisihested and was awaiting orders, SAM's on the go, AMAB ready.

((OOC: sorry for spam, but I couldn't help but notice the subject hehe... King of Chaos.... hmmm.... good thing I play the Goddes of Chaos :wink:
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*snickers*
http://www.cybersluagh.com/lynn/lynnsm.jpg
~~~IvyLynn~~~
~Eris's Player~ ))

OOC: I like that Eris very...Umm....how should i say this, "Seksi"? yes...

IC: Papa swiftly presses his PA button and instantaneosly hears Pam, his mini skirt wearing, flirtatous PA. "Yes Papa?" "Send this message to King Chaos." "Go ahead Sir." "King Chaos, I have warned you that if you released sarin gas into the capital I would not stand for it. I sincerely warned you that anthrax would be released throughout an unnamed city. Being the merciful, kind leader I am I will give you one more chance. If you, King Chaos, and your followers leave to The Corosop Atoll and allow us to occupy the rest of the country we will be glad to make a treaty with the -Chaosians. The treaty will disable most of your military and some of your political powers, but you will be allowed some land to rule and I will spare the -Chaosians for most have done nothing wrong. Do you accept this offer, sirrah?" Papa smiled and went back to planning when he suddenly looked up. "Pam, Send 5,000 troops to Clinia and begin surrounding the city." "Yes Sir" "Thanks."

OOC: sirrah is OLD english but is still in most older dictionaries so look it up

PS: I cant log on very much anymore and Normack is watching my nations but ill try and get on every once in a while