Valinon
18-10-2003, 03:58
In response to the creation of an Anti-Imperialism League, because people seem to have forgotten that this is FREE FORM RP, and you can RP imperialist if you really want to.
Sean Connery appears on broadcast across the universe, "Fellow imperialist, it has come to the attention of the Empire of Valinon, of who I represent, that anti-imperialist have recently made it a pain for those of us who wish to practice imperialism. Therefore, the Empire is forming the Imperialist League of Gentlemen. In this new League, member nations can invade larger nations simply because we are stronger, whether the world agrees with us or not (OOC: Iraq anyone?). Not only that but we can brag about our colonies and the people we are subjecting to our benevolent, civilized governments. And we can exploit them for their resources and as markets for the mother countries economic goods."
"Finally, we can do all this wearing dead sexy uniforms, and making sure the press captures our best side as we stamp out the heathens of the world for the glories of civilization. Also, we can do all this merely because we can and want to do all this. So come and celebrate with us the forming of this most glorious organization of the civilized nations of the world. There will be fine wines, cavier, canapes, and other delightful finger foods. Also, you can meet with me as President of the Imperialist League of Gentlemen and His Majesty Emperor Gustav Alderman I, our beloved benefactor."
OOC: For more dry Imperialist Wit and Humor, see the main thread in International Incidents.
Sean Connery appears on broadcast across the universe, "Fellow imperialist, it has come to the attention of the Empire of Valinon, of who I represent, that anti-imperialist have recently made it a pain for those of us who wish to practice imperialism. Therefore, the Empire is forming the Imperialist League of Gentlemen. In this new League, member nations can invade larger nations simply because we are stronger, whether the world agrees with us or not (OOC: Iraq anyone?). Not only that but we can brag about our colonies and the people we are subjecting to our benevolent, civilized governments. And we can exploit them for their resources and as markets for the mother countries economic goods."
"Finally, we can do all this wearing dead sexy uniforms, and making sure the press captures our best side as we stamp out the heathens of the world for the glories of civilization. Also, we can do all this merely because we can and want to do all this. So come and celebrate with us the forming of this most glorious organization of the civilized nations of the world. There will be fine wines, cavier, canapes, and other delightful finger foods. Also, you can meet with me as President of the Imperialist League of Gentlemen and His Majesty Emperor Gustav Alderman I, our beloved benefactor."
OOC: For more dry Imperialist Wit and Humor, see the main thread in International Incidents.