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Bolozof Velasgo on temporary leave: A Lobster takes over!?

Galdania
17-10-2003, 20:24
Bolozof Velasgo, the Premier of Galdania, has taken a leave of absence to tour the world. Here is his letter to the Galdanian government:

'I, Bolozof Velasgo, will be leaving office tomorrow for a brief period, so that I can tour the world and meet with other world leaders. In my absence, I leave in control of the government my new vice-premier----
Larry tEh LObSTr.'

The new leader of Galdania is...Larry the Lobster?
http://www.emailcard.com/giftshop/prdctscans/lobster.gif

Some people expect that someone is playing a practical joke, but others suspect that someone is controlling Larry the Lobster, and that he is just the puppet of someone with evil political goals.

The document is authentically written by the Premier, except that someone has whited out someone else's name, and written
'Larry tEh LObSTr' over the white-out.

When asked by the media about what his plans for Galdania were, Larry the Lobster had this to say:
'...(blub)...'
The Ctan
17-10-2003, 20:27
"We congratulate Larry the Lobster on his appointment." Senator Louis Ray, confused Deputy Foriegn Minister.
Galdania
17-10-2003, 20:31
"We congratulate Larry the Lobster on his appointment." Senator Louis Ray, confused Deputy Foriegn Minister.

"On behalf of Premier Lobsterovich, we would like to thank you for your support."
-The Galdanian Government