Isla de Penguinata
17-10-2003, 19:56
ARCTIQUE CITY, IdP-Today the President has issued a statement that long awaited moving of Isla de Penguinata is ready to take place. McDermont said today that we "simply must decide where to move, and when." In an official statement released today, President McDermont spells out what will need to be done in order to make the move of Isla de Penguinata's 702 million people possible.
Today, I, President Jake McDermont of The Republic of Isla de Penguinata, has asked the Penguin Senate to approve the money necessary for the move to a new land. The final destination of our nation will be determined by the people. A vote will be held 19 Oct., 2003 by all citizens of IdP. It is my deepest desire that we shall be happy with our new land. This godforsaken land is that chosen by the former Emperor, Josef Van Guren. We all know that he was an evil man, and deserved the death he was given. Most Senators are interested in a large island, about the size of Mexico, in the south pacific near Antarctica. Some senators have voiced a desire to move to space once again, that way we could have an entire planet to ourselves. I am very opposed to this idea, but I can and will ready the money needed in the event Penguinatans choose to move to space. The planet would be chosen by the Penguin Senate if such an event occurred. Thank you, and goodbye.
Today, I, President Jake McDermont of The Republic of Isla de Penguinata, has asked the Penguin Senate to approve the money necessary for the move to a new land. The final destination of our nation will be determined by the people. A vote will be held 19 Oct., 2003 by all citizens of IdP. It is my deepest desire that we shall be happy with our new land. This godforsaken land is that chosen by the former Emperor, Josef Van Guren. We all know that he was an evil man, and deserved the death he was given. Most Senators are interested in a large island, about the size of Mexico, in the south pacific near Antarctica. Some senators have voiced a desire to move to space once again, that way we could have an entire planet to ourselves. I am very opposed to this idea, but I can and will ready the money needed in the event Penguinatans choose to move to space. The planet would be chosen by the Penguin Senate if such an event occurred. Thank you, and goodbye.