NationStates Jolt Archive


The Aegis Corporation has been bought out!

The Aegis Corporation
17-10-2003, 17:01
Earlier today, the Aegis Corporation Board of Directors announced the company has been bought out by the PrattCo Conglomerate. The company, specializing in technology with sectors including manufacturing and logistics.

President and CEO Ray Rodgers reportedly said, "This is a prime oppurtunity to benefit the company and its employees, as well as my bank account. We on the board of directors would like to wish the new owners the best of luck."

OOC: Actually, this company was controlled by Ruhr. I dislike RPing with puppets and I am just givin' them away. Have fun!

-Ruhr-
17-10-2003, 17:05
We congratulate PrattCo Conglomerate for this purchase. WE hope that this purchase would contribute positively to the bottomline and revenue of the company.


CEO Shanmuganathan,
Gradenk- Terra Oil Corporation
Empire of Gradenk

-monopoly:
Gradenk , Oxnard Montalvo, Graven, Da Crib Oil reserves,
Limited Monopoly:
Fields of Pala, Azazia, Ancient & Holy Terra

Corporation co-owned by Government of Ancient & Holy Terra

Part of Gradenk Terra Conglomerate
Hagge
17-10-2003, 17:07
WE take it!!
Prez RealBigSwede of United States of Hagge
17-10-2003, 17:08
"PrattCo Conglomerate? Ha! What a silly name!"
Shouted Alexander at his chief of staff.
"Yes sir!"
"Send them a message outlining how silly their name sounds!"
"Yes sir!"
He was slightly if not horribly uneasy at the order he had just been given by his superior.
17-10-2003, 17:09
"PrattCo Conglomerate? Ha! What a silly name!"
Shouted Alexander at his chief of staff.
"Yes sir!"
"Send them a message outlining how silly their name sounds!"
"Yes sir!"
He was slightly if not horribly uneasy at the order he had just been given by his superior.

Do that and you will see who will come after you.

<I know the nation owning it ...well sort of>
Santa Barbara
17-10-2003, 17:18
PCC Newsline

"...the PrattCo Conglomerate admitted today that it had signed a contract with the executive leadership of the Aegis Corporation in a massive buy-out of all assets and stocks by that company...."

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In an automated customer service factory - tens of thousands of lifelike voice agents answering tens of thousands of calls per minute - a solitary message is routed to a solitary voice agent. This message has come from the Chief of Staff of Manganland, to the Santa Barbarian government (a little-known, always-quiet subset of the PCC), where someone thought it would best be handled simply by the customer service automatons.

The Manganland Chief of Staff gets a cheery, female reply. "PCC Customer Service. We're sorry that you feel this way about a PrattCo Conglomerate product. Please hold so that we can work this out together. PrattCo! Building a better future!"

The sound of muzak plays endlessly.

OOC: In case anyone's wondering, I'm never RPing using the population of this puppet, or territorial increases or anything like that. Merely, another corporation gets sucked into the vast teeming pit of corruption and evil that is the Conglomerate!