HELLO
:twisted: where are the monkey butlers?
my country rules
Andrehervia
17-10-2003, 13:43
OOC: Who is this git?
no monkey butlers, you country doesn't rule
can i be a monkey butler?
:twisted: can you be my monkey butler??????? if not what about your mum?
can i be a monkey butler? No you may NOT!!!
:twisted: where are the monkey butlers?
my country rules
Some advice, statements like that ropund here are a very quick way to find yourself governing a large crater. By the way Monkey butlers don't work, you can't get them to pass the peanuts to anybody.
Andrehervia
17-10-2003, 13:45
Read the threads. Then post. Until then, shut up.
:twisted: where are the monkey butlers?
my country rules
Some advice, statements like that ropund here are a very quick way to find yourself governing a large crater. By the way Monkey butlers don't work, you can't get them to pass the peanuts to anybody. Funny and true, I'm going to laugh now, here I go!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
i want to be the monkey butler that gives the world aids
i want to be the monkey butler that gives the world aids Would you like to be the wierdo who governs Craterville to?
Esamopia
17-10-2003, 13:51
The Esamopian Premier has warned that if the original author, Simonager or whatever, posts just three more times... just THREE MORE in this thread, then 30 ICBMs will have to be launched on his capital city and other such targets... we abhor the use of nuclear weapons, however some nations should never get the chance to pester the world!
:lol: i declare war on Esamopia, you wil die
are you insinuating that my rectum is a large crater?
Esamopia
17-10-2003, 13:54
:lol: i declare war on Esamopia, you wil die
Hmm... a declaration of war?!! IN that case you are simply asking for it... but I CAN'T do it... I cannot kill so many people just because their leader is such a fool...
No, Esamopia's ass is bigger than a crater
:lol: i declare war on Esamopia, you wil die
Hmm... a declaration of war?!! IN that case you are simply asking for it... but I CAN'T do it... I cannot kill so many people just because their leader is such a fool... I can.... :twisted:, or I can just kill him.
:twisted: Esamopia is a bass i will ram this rocket up his ass
Andrehervia
17-10-2003, 13:58
Press release from the Armed Republic of Andrehervia.
Andrehervia is angered and appalled at Simonanger's declaration of war for no reason against an innocent nation and will aid any coalition against Simonanger.
the both of you are to small to fight a war
Press release from the Armed Republic of Andrehervia.
Andrehervia is angered and appalled at Simonanger's declaration of war for no reason against an innocent nation and will aid any coalition against Simonanger. I propose the formation of a temporary coalition called the CAMIN, "Coalition of Angry Missile Igniting Nations"
我提议叫做 CAMIN 的暂时的合并的构成，“点燃国家的愤怒的发射物的合并”
18.00GMT Today,
A small force of Nadaskorian Sea Vixen strike aircraft launched tactical strikes against Simonangerian anti-aircraft defense systems, and a flight of Victor bombers dropped a number of target practice smoke bombs over this rogue states capital. This was followed a few minute later by a squadron of Bucceneer strike bombers (from the carrier 'El Presidente' - which also flew off the Sea Vixens) on a leaflet raid. These leafets read as follows:-
People of Simonanger. Your leader is afool who is seeking to throw your lives away in a short and needless war declaired for no reason other than his own insainty and shame over the smallness of his gonads. These raids are a warning to you all. Over throw this madman before you all die. Next time no restraint will be served.
Signed
The rest of the world
There were no Nadaskorian Casualities in this raid and we believe Simonangerian losses were miminal.
:evil: i agree with simonanger and i believe that all countries should have monkey butlers to help all the old poeple and fight wars. already in my country i hva a army of 2,000,000 monkey ninja's and 4,000,000 monkey soldiers :P so if any tries to attack simonanger again i will use every monkey i have to eliminate your people from the face of the earth. plus i have 2000 neuclear missles ready and waiting to launched on anyone who attacks me or simonanger :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :evil:
if anyone wants to help me in the fight for monkey butlers please post a reply to this message :P :lol: :twisted: :o :roll: :evil: :lol: 8) :shock:
I do.....
Actually...nevermind, I do have more important things to attend to.
The Belmore Family
19-10-2003, 14:23
if anyone wants to help me in the fight for monkey butlers please post a reply to this message :P :lol: :twisted: :o :roll: :evil: :lol: 8) :shock:
Do monkey butlers make good food?
Andrehervia
19-10-2003, 16:55
Statement from the Foriegn Affairs Commitee of Andrehervia:
Oh, come on. MonkeyButlers is just another puppet of Simonanger's, created to bring support for a war.
Also, your threats have been IGNORED, because you don't have 2000 nuclear missiles. Or 2,000,000 Monkey Ninja's. Or 4,000,000 Monkey Soldiers.
Come back when you've learned how to RP.
Alcona and Hubris
19-10-2003, 17:05
Alcona and Hubris automated defense system....
Newbie detected...
Hit Items:War<1 week old, Monkey Butlers, flaming
Defined Class III nOObe
Class III options:
a) Nuke
b) Fire Ignore Cannon
c) Call N.P.A to verify status...
:B
Ignore Cannon Fired
OOC: As of this moment, you do not exist in my world concept, enjoy being a stuffed doll.
IC: Anyone want to hire an Oompa Loompa for staff?...easy and cheap to feed, will work for low wages.