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Recent canine attacks on humans has lead to the passing of a law which states that possesion, transportation, and any other involvment with a dog is illegal. An eradication team sweeps across segments in the Geweherian space platforms. All canine life forms have been eliminated. The message has been made clear to all earthers whom are moving from the old Geweher up to the new one: Don't bring your filthy mutt here.

Any animals' rights activists want to intervene?

New Spartha thinks your law against dogs is great and we are going to establish it in our country.
Congratulations!!!!!

This new law on dogs was barely noticed by the State Dept.

The document was discarded immediately.

*is increasing his post count*

This new law on dogs was barely noticed by the State Dept.

The document was discarded immediately.
Why care to even post then? Sorry, my friend was killed by a dog today. He killed the damn thing with a broken pipe before he died of blood loss. Thank you for at least considering it. (asshole)

See, this is why Imitora has a concelled carry law. Some dog comes at you, you can put a few .45 ACP rounds 'tween its eyes.

"I am sorry for your friend's loss of life, I hope that you can one day recover, my personal condolences are with you and with your friend's family."

-This has been a sincere OOC message.

OOC:
About your friend- you serious?

This new law on dogs was barely noticed by the State Dept.

The document was discarded immediately.
Why care to even post then? Sorry, my friend was killed by a dog today. He killed the damn thing with a broken pipe before he died of blood loss. Thank you for at least considering it. (asshole)

OOC: My condolences for your loss. :(

OOC:Sorry about your loss man, but before reading that, I thought it was a joke thread.

Ooc:- Ah bad thing with your friend...get the grief out of your system, but remember to make sure not to take it out on others (My mom died this year So I know the pain of lossing someone).

Ic:- "What is this dog you have banned?"
(Purrlinda is given a handheld note pad by a technician "This is a dog?" the tech nods "Ugly critter, very similar to a......hmmm ok.")
"After reviewing the facts on these dogs I have to say you might have just reason for this ban. May I suggest you offer a program where you offer kittens as replacements for these dogs."

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Well, your friends loss is a sad thing... but Dogs bring many people joy, and happyness. Some dogs even help the Blind, or the sick. True, other dogs bring misery to people. And then there are people who beat their dogs. But still, the majority of dogs bring people happyness. Expecially the elderly, they often have no one to live with, and no companionship with Humans, but they can find companionship in Dogs. I think Leash Laws are important, and wild stray dogs should be put down, if they are too crazy to be domesticated. But banning all dogs seems a bit extreme.

Just because one Dog was bad, does that make them all? Think of the Blind who rely on dogs, think of them!

ooc: that gives me an idea on how to end my friends and I's video we're making for french class...

oh, and, sorry for your loss. IMO he should of just broken the little fucker's neck (its easier than you think with a pissed off dog, trust me).

Well, your friends loss is a sad thing... but Dogs bring many people joy, and happyness. Some dogs even help the Blind, or the sick. True, other dogs bring misery to people. And then there are people who beat their dogs. But still, the majority of dogs bring people happyness. Expecially the elderly, they often have no one to live with, and no companionship with Humans, but they can find companionship in Dogs. I think Leash Laws are important, and wild stray dogs should be put down, if they are too crazy to be domesticated. But banning all dogs seems a bit extreme.

Just because one Dog was bad, does that make them all? Think of the Blind who rely on dogs, think of them!

The blind can use mice, or cats, or turtles on wheels.

My friend was at school when a teacher's ex-gaurd dog escaped (people have the option to live on the campus, and can apparently own animals) and it bit his throat. He stabbed it to death with a broken pipe, was expelled, and died at the hospital. There is something not right about that...Maybe I should ban idiotic teachers...

Well, your friend's family can sue the Teacher, or the School. Those Crazy Animal-vs-Victim's Sad Family cases useally end up in the Family getting a good sum of money, and the dog being put down...

What I'm really afraid of is losing another friend. I have a friend who has now lost two people in their life. Both under the age of 18, both from idiotic acts, I don't think she can take it anymore. The one I lost today was 14. He never did anything to that dumb fuck dog! What's worse is that he went to a Christian school, so they'll probably be like "Oh, it's part of the curriculum, everybody has to meet God." and write some crap about him loving God so much, or worse, being a 'heretic' and sacrificing a dog. Damnit, what really bugs me is how they expelled him! WHAT THE FUCK!

OOC:

*Sigh*

Sorry for you and your friend's loss... Life goes on.

IC:

We take this with interest. Indeed, vicious dogs are very annoying.
That's why dogs considered vicious are now shot at sight by Omzian Armed Police guards. Dogs that attempted and/or attacked a person will also be shot immediately.

Loss of life of these vicious dogs do not concern us.

To: Geweher Diplomats
From: Vrak Trade Division
Subject: getting rid of things the TDP way

To maximize an efficient use of resources while at the same time eliminating troublesome pests, why not consider our TDP plants? You can recycle biowaste and extract useful minerals and oils.

Our TDP plant technology motto:

If a 175-pound man fell into one end, he would come out the other end as 38 pounds of oil, 7 pounds of gas, 7 pounds of minerals and 123 pounds of sterilized water!

OOC: That is the most atrocious way of exterminating a species I've ever heard -- Using it for one's own gain. Just an opinion, though. And, I'm sorry for the topic creator's loss.

This isn't so much as a way to pass a law in the state as it is to vent my anger, so why not. Old Yeller is gonna have one hell of a hard time wondering why there isn't a shotgun anywhere around him.

OOC: Uh, once again, I'm sorry about your loss, but have you ever heard about how you really shouldn't allow whatever happens in real-life IC?

OOC: That is the most atrocious way of exterminating a species I've ever heard -- Using it for one's own gain. Just an opinion, though. And, I'm sorry for the topic creator's loss.

OOC: Well, since your commenting OOC on my IC post I have to question if you can separate reality from fantasy. But the technology is being developed right now. Why not make an IC post condemning us and then we can debate ICly? I'm not some goof who runs around invading people because of insults.

http://www.discover.com/recent_issue/index.html

scroll down to May 2003 and look for "Anything into Oil"

I don't know, now depression sets in. Damnit, I hate these stupid school policies allowing them to expel someone for killing a dog which killed them!

I don't know, now depression sets in. Damnit, I hate these stupid school policies allowing them to expel someone for killing a dog whihc killed them! OOC: The system of Law & Order isn't always a friendly companion.

OOC: Well, since your commenting OOC on my IC post I have to question if you can separate reality from fantasy. But the technology is being developed right now. Why not make an IC post condemning us and then we can debate ICly? I'm not some goof who runs around invading people because of insults.

http://www.discover.com/recent_issue/index.html

scroll down to May 2003 and look for "Anything into Oil"

OOC: It was an OOC comment for a reason. And how is the Ruschic government supposed to be aware of your actions? You sent the proposal to him in a letter format. I doubt your government would really want something like that to get out to public ears.

OOC: Actually, we've been trying to sell the technology others for a while with limited success.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72651

But yes, I forgot to consider that you may have not seen it ICly. My apologies.

I'd like to address one interesting remark you made earlier. Technology isn't evil per say, but the application of it could be construed that way. After all, I'm sure that the movie Solyent Green would disgust just about anyone but if the cultural and political environment changed, then it is possible, right? It's a fairly common theme found in science fiction.

I mean, almost no one says that a car is evil for running over someone but instead focus their attention on the driver. Unless one is Luddite I suppose. Don't be so quick to associate the applications of technology with the developers. Remember Einstein wasn't too happy about the A-bomb when he saw what it did.

http://www.nuclearfiles.org/redocuments/1955/550709-russel-einstein.html

If anyone tries to contact me, I probably won't reply for a couple hours.

HELLIG DRITT! (I say stuff in Norwegian when I find something absolutely imcredible) My friend, Latisha, the one that died today came back to life. I am not f---ing kidding! Apparently, the drugs they gave him to put him to sleep were no match for his holiness! This is so goddamn incredible. I joked around with him that I was God, and he was presumably my illegitimate son (If you're a KMFDM fan, you'll get the reference) but, holy shit! He woke up after what, six-seven hours of being dead! Here's what he did when he got to the hospital: He had the choice of dying from blood loss, or ending it immediatley with lethal injection, he chose the latter. Six and a half hours later, he wakes up,his mother makes a call to my friend, she can't believe he's alive either, and that crazy f---er's first words are "My neck hurts..." Hah! My son truly is Jesus! THIS IS SO F---ING GREAT! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! Bad news is he's still expelled. Damnit, he's Jesus! How can a Christian school keep him expelled!? -Hallejuah starts playing- Holy shit, I am so damn glad he's alive! Not only does this prove that I AM GOD but it also proves I can't die either! HUZZAH!

Um.




Woo. ::Spins a party thing.::

-rigs up gigantic party thing- He apparently had weird dreams about the dog when he was dead, but he's not telling us what exactly went on. They had the heart moniter up, it was flat, he was pale and not breathing, and he was dreaming! Maybe that's what happens when you die...You dream... I always wondered what would happen after death, I guess I might know now... This is awesome!

-rigs up gigantic party thing- He apparently had weird dreams about the dog when he was dead, but he's not telling us what exactly went on. They had the heart moniter up, it was flat, he was pale and not breathing, and he was dreaming! Maybe that's what happens when you die...You dream... I always wondered what would happen after death, I guess I might know now... This is awesome!

Triple post that won't let me delete it. That's a new one.