TIE Corps-a new corporation for a Brighter future
This is a new corporation, founded by the Imperial Navy (Yes me!), to research and build all of the Imperial Navy's new plans for the future.
The selected President of the company is Thomas Lecter, brilliantly bright businessman and strict profit maker.
"This new corporation will be a new profit base for the Imperial Navy, and it is predicted our company will triple the Imperial Navy's income."
The latest product-synth paste, is to now be mass marketed to the Imperial Navy as military rations, and will be sold to other nations (Ask for price)
"Synth paste is simply, atificial food. squeeze from the tube, and you get paste with all the nutritional value of an entire daily food intake. also, it can be flavoured to ANYTHING you want. Troops will love this!"
"TIE Corps are now open for business!"
-TIE Corps-building a brighter future, for our children.
^Bump^
I hate it when the forum's empty...
It no use bumping threads when no one is around.
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 11:49
It no use bumping threads when no one is around.
True... and noted.
This new corporation will be a new profit base for the Imperial Navy, and it is predicted our company will triple the Imperial Navy's income."
OOC: I don’t know how many nations do this and get away with it, but when you create a new nation you shouldn’t use it to create more money for a existing organisation… though I suppose if you are using it as a new name (and not a way of creating extra resources for your nation, for example, using this nations GDP and adding it to your own) then that is alright.
"Synth paste is simply, artificial food. Squeeze from the tube, and you get paste with all the nutritional value of an entire daily food intake. Also, it can be flavoured to ANYTHING you want. Troops will love this!"
IC: Eeeww… Synth paste, though I suppose it won’t matter much to the troops. I don’t suppose you have creamed corn flavour?
Either way, most Iuthian’s would prefer a Kitten Roast…
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 12:04
Didn't you hear the post? EVERY flavour. :D
Also, this is just to announce all new inventions and tech for TIN. not to make more money for TIN. It's just baisicly and announcer nation.
I would like to purchase this Synth paste, Irn-Bru, Buckfast and Sunday roast flavour ??
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 12:19
I would like to purchase this Synth paste, Irn-Bru, Buckfast and Sunday roast flavour ??
How much? Synth paste is $20 for 100 packets.
I would like to purchase this Synth paste, Irn-Bru, Buckfast and Sunday roast flavour ??
How much? Synth paste is $20 for 100 packets.
I would like to purchase 4 million packets of each flavour please...
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 13:01
*Goes mental on how the hell to calculate the cost...*
Can you figure out how to calculate it?
if not, we'll have to decide on a price...
$20 for 100 packets
4’000’000 packs of 3 flavors…
Hm… that would mean we divide the 4’000’000 by 100 (100 in each pack) and then times it by 20 ($20 each) and then times that by 3 (3 flavors).
Total: $2’400’000 USD
Need an accountant Imperial Navy?
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 13:30
It'd be nice... i'm useless with figures...
It'd be nice... i'm useless with figures...
Well, I could easily spare a couple, but I won’t be able to join your alliance, it’s something about being in a anti-imperialism alliance that stops me from joining alliances with the word “imperial” in them.
To be honest I know a lot of people that are much better then me at maths, I just have the brain for simple financial sums (and I can work a calculator!). Being able to do maths is one thing, being able to work out how to use you ability for maths is another.
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 13:45
It's just a name-We're mainly democratic. (And hey, it IS a cool name.)
Thanks for offering your help, anyway. we would love your help.
$20 for 100 packets
4’000’000 packs of 3 flavors…
Hm… that would mean we divide the 4’000’000 by 100 (100 in each pack) and then times it by 20 ($20 each) and then times that by 3 (3 flavors).
Total: $2’400’000 USD
Need an accountant Imperial Navy?
I wasnt even going to try :lol:
Ah! Comrade Navy! we wish to join your liberal Alliance! if you welcome communism, we welcome you!
Joseph. P. Scralin
Father of the Motherland
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 13:56
ugh, paste
But it's tasty paste!
Ah! Comrade Navy! we wish to join your liberal Alliance! if you welcome communism, we welcome you!
Joseph. P. Scralin
Father of the Motherland
Welcome aboard... Comrade. *Salutes*
You should know that a communist party is currently in power here-But the Emperor himself is conservative, so most of their ideas may be blocked.
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 13:58
still paste
What format should we develop it in then?
Ah... communism in power within an Imperial Nation... sounds strange, but i'm not surprised that the one with the real power is conservative...
Thanks for letting us join, comrade. We shall support you werever you need it.
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 14:01
textured protein patties
If we format some specially for you, will you buy them?
The Imperial Navy
16-10-2003, 14:18
Please wait for about 2 days while we sinthesise some for you. how much would you like, and what flavour?