New FunkyMonkeyLand
15-10-2003, 00:28
The New FunkyMonkeyLand flag was flying high these recent weeks as the time approaches to elect a president. The media are interested in how the international community feels about the upcoming election.
Broadcast from the centrist party:
"Hi dudes, this is your president, Joel Swift. As you may know, soon will be the time to vote in your president for the next few years. I would be honoured if you would considered voting me in again. I'm sorry about the drop in the economy recently, I guess I was a little too restrictive on business. If you are willing to forgive me, I will be only to happy to govern again."
Broadcast by the left-authoritarian party:
"Do not be fooled by these so called freedoms, citizens. If you know your history well, you may be surprised to know what there were as many as if not more civil rights in the old FunkyMonkeyLand. The communist dictator was loved and respected by most for his fair judgements and compassion. It was a sorry day when he resigned and allowed the corruption that is free-market trade. His other great doing was his no tolerance crime prevention. Do the right thing. Vote Left Authoritarian."
Broadcast from the centrist party:
"Hi dudes, this is your president, Joel Swift. As you may know, soon will be the time to vote in your president for the next few years. I would be honoured if you would considered voting me in again. I'm sorry about the drop in the economy recently, I guess I was a little too restrictive on business. If you are willing to forgive me, I will be only to happy to govern again."
Broadcast by the left-authoritarian party:
"Do not be fooled by these so called freedoms, citizens. If you know your history well, you may be surprised to know what there were as many as if not more civil rights in the old FunkyMonkeyLand. The communist dictator was loved and respected by most for his fair judgements and compassion. It was a sorry day when he resigned and allowed the corruption that is free-market trade. His other great doing was his no tolerance crime prevention. Do the right thing. Vote Left Authoritarian."