NationStates Jolt Archive


Behold! I am Torak

14-10-2003, 17:07
King of Kings and Lord of Lords, The one true king of the world, all shall bow before me and submit to my will, for i demand it of you, kneel before your new god!
14-10-2003, 17:10
Nay, you are no God. You are too foolish to be so. You incur the wrath of the real Gods. Be careful where you thread mortal.


Kain Irenicus
Slutbum Wallah
14-10-2003, 17:10
Oh God! Save us from the eternal torture of David Eddings fans!
14-10-2003, 17:12
OOC:David Eddings kicks ass

IC: i am your god, and this eternal torture of which you speak shall be the sole comfort of you days! kneel before me!
Slutbum Wallah
14-10-2003, 17:13
OOC:David Eddings kicks ass


You poor, deluded fool. :wink:
14-10-2003, 17:13
Terrifying.
14-10-2003, 17:14
I have my proof everyday of my own God's power when I alter the fabric of reality to aid me. You have no such power, cease you illusions of grandioer.
14-10-2003, 17:15
<Machinator Sect>
Human\\animals continue to prove their inferiority.

Human\\animal <Torak> must be suffering from mental instability//disorder.

<We> expect other animals to respond forthwith to establish/re-affirm Alfa position over this newboot//newborn usurper.

<We> anticipate swift joy//termination of the human\\animal <Torak>.

---

And so the Cybrids move past this announcement without making a public announcement to it.
14-10-2003, 17:16
thine gods powers pail in comparison to mine kain, and thy heart shall be the first to roast in the eternal fires of the temple of torak!
14-10-2003, 17:17
King of Kings and Lord of Lords, The one true king of the world, all shall bow before me and submit to my will, for i demand it of you, kneel before your new god!

Check our flag and then say that when our bombers are darkening your skies
14-10-2003, 17:19
thine bombers will be plucked from the sky, all might pails before my own! none may overcome me!
Jitano
14-10-2003, 17:24
riiiiight, sure we have a nice padded room for people like you
14-10-2003, 17:24
"Oh really? I seriously doubt that. But I refuse to argue to a mortal about his so called "divinity". Why, I am supiror to you myself, time has no boundress for myself, can you say the same?"

Kain Irenicus
James Adams
14-10-2003, 17:26
OOC:David Eddings kicks ass


You poor, deluded fool. :wink:

lol i like it ^^
James Adams
14-10-2003, 17:27
thine gods powers pail in comparison to mine kain, and thy heart shall be the first to roast in the eternal fires of the temple of torak!

blah blah blah!


*summons the Child Of Light (AKA the GODSLAYER)

and Belgarath
and Polgara
and the twins
and the Alorns



..... SCREW YOU!
imported_Angelus
14-10-2003, 17:28
Behold, We don't care.
James Adams
14-10-2003, 17:29
Behold, We don't care.


lol
Slutbum Wallah
14-10-2003, 17:30
OOC:David Eddings kicks ass


You poor, deluded fool. :wink:

lol i like it ^^

I rest my case.
James Adams
14-10-2003, 17:31
OOC:David Eddings kicks ass


You poor, deluded fool. :wink:

lol i like it ^^

I rest my case.


:P
14-10-2003, 17:31
be silent sodomized wallah!
James Adams
14-10-2003, 17:31
be silent sodomized wallah!

notes that he has sent all the miht of the east against torak the maimed
Slutbum Wallah
14-10-2003, 17:31
Sodomized?

*Wanders off in search of a dictionary*
James Adams
14-10-2003, 17:32
Sodomized?

*Wanders off in search of a dictionary*\



<snip>
Jitano
14-10-2003, 17:32
er, no james it's someone who gets poked in the bum by guys
14-10-2003, 17:33
"True Power grows in equal proportion to wisdom. You have no power."

Kain Irenicus
Jitano
14-10-2003, 17:33
burn
James Adams
14-10-2003, 17:33
er, no james it's someone who gets poked in the bum by guys


:P
Tersanctus
14-10-2003, 17:34
Behold all is a pail of water before Torak!! Though hes looking kinda Pale....annexation anyone?
James Adams
14-10-2003, 17:34
"True Power grows in equal proportion to wisdom. You have no power."

Kain Irenicus


and when you grow wise tell me this why is it that when we reaserch something we find we know nothing?
Slutbum Wallah
14-10-2003, 17:36
Blah
imported_Angelus
14-10-2003, 17:36
sod·om·y
n.
Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.

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[Middle English sodomie, from Old French, from Sodome Sodom, from Latin Sodoma, from Greek, from Hebrew sdm.]

\Sod"om*y\, n. [From Sodom. a country mentioned in the Bible: cf. F. sodomite.] Carnal copulation in a manner against nature; buggery. --Gen. xix. 5.


sodomy

n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman [syn: buggery, anal intercourse]
Slutbum Wallah
14-10-2003, 17:37
sod·om·y
n.
Any of various forms of sexual intercourse held to be unnatural or abnormal, especially anal intercourse or bestiality.

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[Middle English sodomie, from Old French, from Sodome Sodom, from Latin Sodoma, from Greek, from Hebrew sdm.]

\Sod"om*y\, n. [From Sodom. a country mentioned in the Bible: cf. F. sodomite.] Carnal copulation in a manner against nature; buggery. --Gen. xix. 5.


sodomy

n : anal intercourse committed by a man with a man or woman [syn: buggery, anal intercourse]

ewww...
Jitano
14-10-2003, 17:39
so burned
Free Iuthia
14-10-2003, 17:43
so burned

Yup... I would of attempted to find out if Kain is superiour to my leader, but I decided that it wouldn't help if I egg the thread along even more so.

I now proclaim this thread truelly toasted, please turn over.
14-10-2003, 17:43
troll gods smash pretend god torak
14-10-2003, 17:45
"True Power grows in equal proportion to wisdom. You have no power."

Kain Irenicus


and when you grow wise tell me this why is it that when we reaserch something we find we know nothing?

You do not. You sometimes find out something new. But that is not nessicerily power. Wisdom in using that new knowledge is power.
Sakkra
14-10-2003, 17:46
King of Kings and Lord of Lords, The one true king of the world, all shall bow before me and submit to my will, for i demand it of you, kneel before your new god!

Emperor Gorrm views the communique, and turns to his aide.

"Seems more and more of these humans have brains that are asleep at the wheel, so to speak."

"Yes, my lord."

"Should we attack them and feast on their bones?"

"No my lord. Their lack of higher logic functioning could be contagious."

"Then we let them stew in their own foolishness?"

"Yes, my lord."

"Sounds good to me."

All continues as normal in Sakkra.
12-11-2003, 14:58
i am your god and you will bow!
12-11-2003, 15:00
wanty makin smashes
12-11-2003, 15:02
King of Kings and Lord of Lords, The one true king of the world, all shall bow before me and submit to my will, for i demand it of you, kneel before your new god! No, we are a Democratic nation, and will kneel before noone who calls himself a King, or anyone else for that matter, and you are no God, good day.