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Galdanian President Bolozof Velasgo and his lover Nadia Candido have had a child! The happy couple have named their child Katia Nadia Velasgo, and have invited world leaders to come to a party to celebrate.
Little Katia is healthy and happy, and was born 9lbs. 2 ounces.

Nadia Candido had a miscarriage last year, but she is happy to have little Katia with her today.

Katia's hair is naturally blue, like her mother's, thanks to an incredably rare gene that radically changes the recipiants hair colour.

Regarding the party, all those in attendance will be searched for weapons, and all those attending will be protected by the Galdanian SS (SturmStaepremn), the elite of the Galdanian Army.
Tobacco will be confiscated, as will all contraband. All contraband will be returned to the guests when they leave the country.

All are invited, with the following exceptions:

-The King of Volstik, due to his nation's terrorist attack on a Galdanian vessel;
-The Dictator Charles Alexander of Malidor, for his slaughter of 12,000 peaceful pro-democracy protestors;

War Criminals will not be allowed, and all persons attending will be checked for past crimes and atrocities.

The Lord Reaver hears of this and chuckles, shaking his head,"His lover, eh? Not his wife. Fathering a bastard and throwing a party? Strange ways..."

"Will you be attending, M'lord?"

"No, Galdanian bastard-children hold no interest for me. Besides, more pressing matters lurk on the horizon."

Our diplomats are a bit spread out, but could you accept Dr. Armond Shmidt as an attendee?

Our diplomats are a bit spread out, but could you accept Dr. Armond Shmidt as an attendee?

Certainly, unless he has commited atrocities.

The Lord Reaver hears of this and chuckles, shaking his head,"His lover, eh? Not his wife. Fathering a bastard and throwing a party? Strange ways..."

"Will you be attending, M'lord?"

"No, Galdanian bastard-children hold no interest for me. Besides, more pressing matters lurk on the horizon."

OOC: Marriage is uncommon in Galdania. Because 75% of Galdanians are atheists, marriage is not seen as very important. Though many do choose to marry for the civil benefits.

Our diplomats are a bit spread out, but could you accept Dr. Armond Shmidt as an attendee?

Certainly, unless he has commited atrocities.

OOC: No atrocities, he's an undeveloped character. (all out of unoccupied old ones)

The King of Volstik laughs at the extra-marital fornication of the Galdanian "president", and wishes death upon this thing you call Katia. We would also like to inform you that since the boat was sunk in Volstik's territorial waters all equipment, documents, weapons, and etc. are now property of Volstik's Armed Forces. The boat is a very popular tourist attraction, and the pilot who sank it has been knighted for standing up against belligerent communists, such as yourself..


(dunno if you saw this either: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1784640&highlight=#1784640)

Fuggolian Military Base, Great Fuggolian Wastelands-----


Leutenant- "Sir, The networks report that the Galdania President has fathered a child."

General Higgin_"Heh, Again?"

Luet- "Sir?"

Gen- "Son, Bolozof Velasgo has more skeletons in in his closet then any other leader on file, He is known to to have had a strng of bastard children, but the Galdanians have strange ways, a revelation like this would kill the career of our Prime Minsiter, Hell it could even bring Valdus himself from the throne. But no, they accept it. I've never seen a people so completely brainwashed, as we have seen in our troubles with them, this makes them even more dangerous."

Fuggolian Military Base, Great Fuggolian Wastelands-----


Leutenant- "Sir, The networks report that the Galdania President has fathered a child."

General Higgin_"Heh, Again?"

Luet- "Sir?"

Gen- "Son, Bolozof Velasgo has more skeletons in in his closet then any other leader on file, He is known to to have had a strng of bastard children, but the Galdanians have strange ways, a revelation like this would kill the career of our Prime Minsiter, Hell it could even bring Valdus himself from the throne. But no, they accept it. I've never seen a people so completely brainwashed, as we have seen in our troubles with them, this makes them even more dangerous."

OOC: You know, Galdanians actually HAVE elected Bolozof Velasgo, and he has had only one child (Katia). The only person he has ever had sexual relations with in his life is Nadia Candido, and they have had a nine-year relationship. This is OOC, so it actually IS true.

The King of Volstik laughs at the extra-marital fornication of the Galdanian "president", and wishes death upon this thing you call Katia. We would also like to inform you that since the boat was sunk in Volstik's territorial waters all equipment, documents, weapons, and etc. are now property of Volstik's Armed Forces. The boat is a very popular tourist attraction, and the pilot who sank it has been knighted for standing up against belligerent communists, such as yourself..


(dunno if you saw this either: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1784640&highlight=#1784640)

So, Volstik now wishes to kill little children, does it? Typical capitalist.

The King of Volstik laughs at the extra-marital fornication of the Galdanian "president", and wishes death upon this thing you call Katia. We would also like to inform you that since the boat was sunk in Volstik's territorial waters all equipment, documents, weapons, and etc. are now property of Volstik's Armed Forces. The boat is a very popular tourist attraction, and the pilot who sank it has been knighted for standing up against belligerent communists, such as yourself..


(dunno if you saw this either: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1784640&highlight=#1784640)

So, Volstik now wishes to kill little children, does it? Typical capitalist.

No, just YOUR children.

No, just YOUR children.

SO, Volstik would like to wipe out every Galdanian child, would it?

In that case, we invite the Volstikian King to come to Galdania and kill a Galdanian child. The invitation is on the table. Do you accept?

we send our congradulations to you and your wife.

we are sending a gift for we have left earth not too long ago

we give The Trasian ring of the forest

http://tolkientown.com/shop/images/ElvenRingWomens.jpg

this is one of our forest elfs rings, it symbolises royalty in Trasa.

No, just YOUR children.

SO, Volstik would like to wipe out every Galdanian child, would it?

In that case, we invite the Volstikian King to come to Galdania and kill a Galdanian child. The invitation is on the table. Do you accept?
He might catch a bad case of RED FEVER. He declines, but he will be sure to execute a communist on LIVE TV for you!

No, just YOUR children.

SO, Volstik would like to wipe out every Galdanian child, would it?

In that case, we invite the Volstikian King to come to Galdania and kill a Galdanian child. The invitation is on the table. Do you accept?
He might catch a bad case of RED FEVER. He declines, but he will be sure to execute a communist on LIVE TV for you!

Oh, so he is afraid that his ideals are so frail that he too will see the light of communism? What weak ideals.

Dunno about that one, Capitalism has been going strong for 250years

Communism is dead.

Disturbing... In Istar if a man fathered such a bastard he would be castrated in public ceremony... Strange ways... Very strange ways...

~Kingpriest Velorn X: After he read the International Newspaper

Disturbing... In Istar if a man fathered such a bastard he would be castrated in public ceremony... Strange ways... Very strange ways...

~Kingpriest Velorn X: After he read the International Newspaper

As said, religion and marriage mean nothing in Galdania. It is simply the civil union that matters. For all legal reasons, they are 'married'.