NationStates Jolt Archive


Another Useless Prototype!

13-10-2003, 15:16
*Somewhere, in a farmer's cornfield....*

"You got the amp set up?"

"Yeah. Giv'er, man!"

".... It's not working, man. Check magnetron. Where did you get this thing?"

"An old microwave... got the amp from various parts. You know, Marsheck Stack amps, ingition coil from a Chevver Nova."

"Found the problem...... forgot to START the car. Heh heh, how many watts is this supposed to put out? Like a thousand?"

"Dunno. Let's turn it on..."




------- Excerpt from the Daily Ashlander's Picayune:

Two teenagers got the scare of
their life yesterday, when they
were buried in a sea of popcorn
after using an experimantal, home-
-made microwave cannon. They are
being held at the local county bail
prison for destruction of property.
The Military Sciences Division is currently
analyzing the device for any possible
use. So far, no use been found, with the
possible exception of preparing mass quan-
-tities of TV Dinners for the homeless.