NationStates Jolt Archive

Today the Nintendanian fleet lost 3 fine vessels full of fine men and women.

The Space Dragon, named King Ghidorah, destroyed 2 Out-of-date Constitution Class starships, along with 1 State of the art Intrepid class.

The dragon struck quickly, the 2 fighter escorts couldn't even get a shot out at him.



Picture of the monster later taken on land by a recon vessel (this was taken on a planet of trees):
http://www.rodansroost.com/rodansroost/kaijustats/graphics/grandghidorah/grandghidorah2.jpg

All reports of strange disappearences in space, please report to Nintendania.

UPDATE: The Tracking vessel has been destroyed. We have no idea where that dragon is now.

Tell me; how would it react to being hit with a massive laser beam and/or several nuclear missiles?

It'd probably be scared off into space, doubt it'd die though.

Alright, how about 3 big laser beams, and a summary nuking from space?

Still doubt it, it's got shielding. And it has laserbeams that comes out of it's mouth. I think it might require a large fleet AND large laser-beams and nukes to face it. As is, we have no idea where it is at the moment.

What about magic? Or what about a god?
Damn you! REVIVE DAMMIT!

Anyway, regardless, we have a small fleet with powerful mages aboard them that can shied the ships and cast offensive magic.
Do you think that would work?

We would like to point out that what you call a three headed space dragon is in fact a 'King Ghedorah', a rare creature indiginous to Monster island in the South West Pacific. It is an endangered species and CITES protected. (besides being almost indestructable) I suggest you use a biological control like a Godzilla, a Rhodan or maybe an Angellis to drive it back to it's native island.

Itchi Saki (Nadaskorian Minister for Large doomsday creature)

Picture of the monster later taken on land by a recon vessel (this was taken on a planet of trees):


"A planet of trees" ?

How can a planet be made entirely out of trees? It would drift apart. What sort of trees are these, anyway? Planets need dense material at their cores; a planet of trees would have to be trees made out of iron or a denser material. Which makes no sense, since those trees have leaves on and iron does not form into natural 'leaf' formations.

Well? We demand to know what sort of "trees" you claim to have.

What if he was tranquilized or something. Or mabye we could give him some Taco Bell™ or something.
You know, just giving out ideas.

Picture of the monster later taken on land by a recon vessel (this was taken on a planet of trees):


"A planet of trees" ?

How can a planet be made entirely out of trees? It would drift apart. What sort of trees are these, anyway? Planets need dense material at their cores; a planet of trees would have to be trees made out of iron or a denser material. Which makes no sense, since those trees have leaves on and iron does not form into natural 'leaf' formations.

Well? We demand to know what sort of "trees" you claim to have.

Perhaps the trees are petrified?!

We would like to point out that what you call a three headed space dragon is in fact a 'King Ghedorah', a rare creature indiginous to Monster island in the South West Pacific. It is an endangered species and CITES protected. (besides being almost indestructable) I suggest you use a biological control like a Godzilla, a Rhodan or maybe an Angellis to drive it back to it's native island.

Itchi Saki (Nadaskorian Minister for Large doomsday creature)

OOC: Ghidorah came from Space.

IC: Wait a second, that's a GREAT idea, we'll lure it to some desert, unfreeze godzilla (he's been frozen ever since we fought him way back), and make them fight. Who knows? And then we'll freeze godzilla again.

Picture of the monster later taken on land by a recon vessel (this was taken on a planet of trees):


"A planet of trees" ?

How can a planet be made entirely out of trees? It would drift apart. What sort of trees are these, anyway? Planets need dense material at their cores; a planet of trees would have to be trees made out of iron or a denser material. Which makes no sense, since those trees have leaves on and iron does not form into natural 'leaf' formations.

Well? We demand to know what sort of "trees" you claim to have.

O, what we meant was that it was a regular planet with lots of trees on it. It wasn't MADE from trees.

Well if you're so damn inaccurate about the "little" things, how can we be sure your description of the dragon is accurate? If you can mistake a planet with trees on it for a planet made entirely from trees - a big mistake of a big object - then how can you be expected to get the description of something as small as a dragon right?

Well if you're so damn inaccurate about the "little" things, how can we be sure your description of the dragon is accurate? If you can mistake a planet with trees on it for a planet made entirely from trees - a big mistake of a big object - then how can you be expected to get the description of something as small as a dragon right?


OOC: Whispering voices, King Ghidorah is from a variety of Godzilla movies. And, quite frankly, he ain't little. I said "planet of trees" because it sounded all generic. I guess you took it too literally. But anyway, for a better size comparison, he's big as godzilla, so he's big. Small compared to a planet, but no small tihng.

I know we can get the MAster sword and slice it up for dog food!

(Sorry but it deals with Nintendo)

I know we can get the MAster sword and slice it up for dog food!

(Sorry but it deals with Nintendo)

I doubt the master sword would be big enough. Besides, I don't think Ghidorah would make good dog food.

I know we can get the MAster sword and slice it up for dog food!

(Sorry but it deals with Nintendo)

I doubt the master sword would be big enough. Besides, I don't think Ghidorah would make good dog food.

Ummm......
Get Samus Aran and Link and Ganondroff(I'll go get him)

Nobody worry, it's my friends dragon, I'll pay for the damage done and just take him off your hands, alright?

Nobody worry, it's my friends dragon, I'll pay for the damage done and just take him off your hands, alright?

How can you pay for hundreds of lives lost? And how do we know this just isn't one of many ghidorahs?

I know we can get the MAster sword and slice it up for dog food!

(Sorry but it deals with Nintendo)

Nobody KILLS the DRAGON!

Ignores the last post and uses magic to freeze the dragon and starts to hack it up.

"A little help now" all of the boss from the dungions in all of the Zelda games come.

Nobody worry, it's my friends dragon, I'll pay for the damage done and just take him off your hands, alright?

How can you pay for hundreds of lives lost? And how do we know this just isn't one of many ghidorahs?

Hey, it's simple to pay for lost lives, and it is one of many, but we'll keep a closer watch next time, okay.

I will pay each family $200,000. How's that?

Well......
umm that gets rid of that.....

After the monster is died he starts to fight Link.

QUIET EVERYONE! I'm trying to do a serious RP!

Ignores the last post and uses magic to freeze the dragon and starts to hack it up.

"A little help now" all of the boss from the dungions in all of the Zelda games come.

Well, if you harm it at all, I will be forced to unleash another upon you.

Stop hacking at the ice at once or this little fella'll kill every last atom that once made up your body.

QUIET EVERYONE! I'm trying to do a serious RP!
I'm just trying to get my friends dragon back unharmed, I said I'd pay for everything.

Shut up..
Continues battle with Link.

Is there anyway to recognize this dragon? A name tag or something?

Oh well then.

*pulls a little dragon two inches long out of pocket*

Decimate!

*the dragon immediately commences to destroy everything currently in front of it, including Gannodorf.

The dog food company comes........
Loader 1:All great its prechopped.
Loader 2: Yea, and theres about three tons of it.

The dog food company comes........
Loader 1:All great its prechopped.
Loader 2: Yea, and theres about three tons of it.
OOC:It hasn't been pre-chopped, you tried to break through the ice and then died.

IC: If you'd please unfreeze this dragon i could show you that it knows me.

the dragon is mine

SEE! It knows him too. If you would just unfreeze it, we could show you that it belongs to him.

Nintendania, can we bring it back? We will pay for all suffering and damage caused, we don't want it to be dogfood like this @$$hole over here though.

Glenn, you have 5 hours to get the dragon, then I won't be responsible for anything that happens to it.

Alright!

Shentek, please be careful when defrosting Arckef.

*The two inch dragon slowly melts away the ice containing the 3-headed dragon.*

Zimbabwee, can you call someone to keep those guys off Shentek in the meantime?

ill call Ixidor

Fine by me.

Madness... Madness

Madness... Madness

Don't worry, we'll clean it all up.

Ok I had a chat with Ganon and he said he used majic to freeze it so there is no ice and its chopped up..... Sorry about that he gets a little power crazed.

I'm confused, what's going on now. Lol.

I don't really know, can we just pretend the dragons in one piece and take it back.

ummm... does anyone have super glue :lol:

Well, uhhh...

I have this.

*pulls out pocketful of dried cement.*

Picks up eye and puts it by the but area and the left check to the first neck.

you killed my dragon

Can you summon Sireen? She could probably help

ill try to

I know I'll get Ganon :wink:

Better hurry.

... :?

... :?

I think I can help. I don't have much in the way of magic, but I do have one potion said to reanimate any dead thing, y'know, for when I die.

You people have ruined my RP, I'll try again later maybe. Sigh.

will you use it on my dragon? :)

Why not.

*pours potion onto the top of the pile.*

I never thought a dragon would go down so easily though.

... So when does this stuff kick in?

I don't know. How 'bout you try shoveling him in, if it will work at all it'll have worked by the time you get back to your dragon's playpen.

ALL OF YOU RUINED MY RP! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS! YOU ALL RUINED!

ALL OF YOU RUINED MY RP! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS! YOU ALL RUINED!

Would it help if I gave you a new dragon?

*The mush suddenly begins to vibrate. The eye placed next to the dragons butt cheeck falls and rolls over to where a now nearly correctly constructed head is waiting for it. The head falls on the eye and as the mighty beast begins to rise the eyeball is visible inside of it's socket.*

Now, I don't think he'll ever be the same again, but he'll still be a dragon at least.

*Its wings attach to to the body and as it sees AmijakaN neK, it suddenly tries to spout fire from its mouth.*

Oh, right, and it'll be quite vulnerable until it is ready to fly on its own.

ALL OF YOU RUINED MY RP! IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS! YOU ALL RUINED!

Would it help if I gave you a new dragon?

Nahhh, I'll do a new one with a wild Ghidorah later today maybe.

Well, see ya!

Takes a dragon and flies off to his hometown of Pinoak.
See ya soon, Zimbabwee.