The new leader of bumplords....
Every person in bumplords tuned into BNN for the kings big announcement.
600 million watched as he took the stage.
"my fellow bumplordians. i have a big surprise for you. as you all know, vash the stampede has lived here for years. he is on our flag. he is our hero. but now, he's your new leader"
Millions were shocked. One little girl even said "oh shizit, didn't see this coming."
As vash took the stage, millions applauded...until he opened his mouth.
"dear peoples. my first act as king, i will kill all the mimes. they are just sad clowns. clowns are meant to be happy. its just an odd paradox. anyway, i will kill them"
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Vash the stampede, the new sad...sad...king of bumplords
member of UOHN
member of "The Alliance"
Crimmond
13-10-2003, 05:59
I like him. He's funny...
I like him. He's funny...
yep. hes my fav anime character.
we don't care beacuse we don't get involved with earths polotics anymore
OOC:we left earth not too long ago, and went into a new world, we only have a reborn Cult living in the temple of time
You sound like a girl I know who's obsessed with Vash. She pronounces his name wrong for some reason though. She does it on purpose.
Mintar offers mimes and all other "sad clowns" refuge... as long as they aren't *too* sad! :P
we don't care beacuse we don't get involved with earths polotics anymore
OOC:we left earth not too long ago, and went into a new world, we only have a reborn Cult living in the temple of time
.....o............k.
Crimmond
13-10-2003, 06:03
OOC:we left earth not too long ago, and went into a new world, we only have a reborn Cult living in the temple of timeOOC: Dude, lay off the Star Wars games. I do want to say... PLEASE tell me you don't have a Valley of the Jedi in your old territory. I would immediatly have to nuke it to helll to keep the n00bs out.
OOC:we left earth not too long ago, and went into a new world, we only have a reborn Cult living in the temple of timeOOC: Dude, lay off the Star Wars games. I do want to say... PLEASE tell me you don't have a Valley of the Jedi in your old territory. I would immediatly have to nuke it to helll to keep the n00bs out.
OOC:don't worry, that's in our puppet's nation, WE have the Temple of Time. and we still own the old lands, they are just being preserved until we return
Mintar offers mimes and all other "sad clowns" refuge... as long as they aren't *too* sad! :P
vash:hm. ok, you may have them. JAHALKDIKDAP!
man in office: what did you jus say,sir?
vash: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! see this badge? it says "ye ole king". so........i sentence you to sexacution.
man:oh god.....
Crimmond
13-10-2003, 06:09
vash:hm. ok, you may have them. JAHALKDIKDAP!
man in office: what did you jus say,sir?
vash: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! see this badge? it says "ye ole king". so........i sentence you to sexacution.
man:oh god.....Random soldier: Ooooo... sounds good.
vash:hm. ok, you may have them. JAHALKDIKDAP!
man in office: what did you jus say,sir?
vash: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! see this badge? it says "ye ole king". so........i sentence you to sexacution.
man:oh god.....Random soldier: Ooooo... sounds good.
vash:you can get it too. just lemme get my rubber glove.
vash:hm. ok, you may have them. JAHALKDIKDAP!
man in office: what did you jus say,sir?
vash: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! see this badge? it says "ye ole king". so........i sentence you to sexacution.
man:oh god.....Random soldier: Ooooo... sounds good.
vash:you can get it too. just lemme get my rubber glove.
Danimalia: Dear sweet lord...*pukes*
vash:hm. ok, you may have them. JAHALKDIKDAP!
man in office: what did you jus say,sir?
vash: HOW DARE YOU QUESTION ME! see this badge? it says "ye ole king". so........i sentence you to sexacution.
man:oh god.....Random soldier: Ooooo... sounds good.
vash:you can get it too. just lemme get my rubber glove.
Danimalia: Dear sweet lord...*pukes*
lol
Our President wishes your President the best of luck in his new office.
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~Wolfwood
Independant Pluto
13-10-2003, 22:31
We would send an ambassador, but we are a little overextended. One of our ships came here for one diplomatic function that never happened, and now our diplomats are tied up in a bunch of others. We would like to extend good wishes.