NationStates Jolt Archive


Troy grants freedom of speech to the people!

The Trojan Empire
13-10-2003, 00:10
For the first time in Troy's storied history, King Priam has agreed to grant the people the freedom of speech. The House of Commons approved the bill earlier today.

Large celebrations were held outside of the Imperial Palace, as Trojans rejoiced.

-The Trojan Empire-
13-10-2003, 00:22
The Foreign Relations Minister was heard mumbling under his breath: "Stupid worthless Turks... Freedom of speech, that's a laugh... the only good Turk is a dead Turk..." ... "Hey! Is that microphone on! You lousy reporter, give it here!"

*Running heard* ... *Shots from Semiautomatic weaponry heard*
The Trojan Empire
13-10-2003, 00:23
OOC: We aren't Turks... :?
Greek Forces
13-10-2003, 00:23
Trojans....hmmmm......

-=Alexander=-
Commander of Greek Forces
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Argyres
13-10-2003, 00:28
King Nikos II of Argyres wishes to congratulate the Trojan Empire on taking only 3 times as long as it should have to recognize the right to freedom of speech :lol: :wink:
The South Islands
13-10-2003, 00:28
Blaskton construction corp. would like to know if a contract is availible for Building giant wooden animals, specificly a wooden horse.
The Trojan Empire
13-10-2003, 00:33
Contrary to popular belief the Achaeans did not deploy a large wooden horse against Troy during the Trojan War.

However, we do offer "Trojan Horse" plushies as souvenirs.

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Achaeans... hmmm... (OOC: Directed at Greek Forces)

King Priam
-The Trojan Empire-
The Trojan Empire
13-10-2003, 00:43
King Nikos II of Argyres wishes to congratulate the Trojan Empire on taking only 3 times as long as it should have to recognize the right to freedom of speech :lol: :wink:Thanks. :wink:
imported_Cspalla
13-10-2003, 00:48
Grand Overlord Robert Fyre sighs. "One more nation turns owards anarchy and lawlessness..."
Diminix
13-10-2003, 00:49
The Condom Empire
The Trojan Empire
13-10-2003, 00:49
The Condom Empire :?
Diminix
13-10-2003, 00:50
Sorry :lol:

Trojan's are condoms afterall..
The Trojan Empire
13-10-2003, 00:54
Sorry :lol:

Trojan's are condoms afterall..OOC: Oh yeah... :roll:
Kecha
13-10-2003, 00:57
For the first time in Troy's storied history, King Priam has agreed to grant the people the freedom of speech. The House of Commons approved the bill earlier today.

Large celebrations were held outside of the Imperial Palace, as Trojans rejoiced.

-The Trojan Empire- *Applause*......*More Applause*
13-10-2003, 00:59
OOC: Lol, if you live on North America, you'll know about this: Those Trojan Man commercials... LOL! Those are just OVERLY funny.

Troy is in Turkey... But it did have a Greek culture... I'll keep with my opinion that your Turkish, since you are on Antolia.
The Trojan Empire
13-10-2003, 01:38
OOC: Lol, if you live on North America, you'll know about this: Those Trojan Man commercials... LOL! Those are just OVERLY funny.

Troy is in Turkey... But it did have a Greek culture... I'll keep with my opinion that your Turkish, since you are on Antolia.OOC: Troy fell in 1200 B.C., the Turks hadn't migrated yet... :roll: