NationStates Jolt Archive

From the office of Darrin Vek...

And I rammed your father's wife. Numerous snorting noises. Man, that stuff's good. snort Like your mom.

Darrin Vek has now been forced from office and into rehab. Kaukolastan apologizes for inflammatory statements and denies paternity of Roania's half-brother.

Roania has something important to tell Kaukolastan.
"Kau, I am your father. Join me, and together we can rule the universe, father and son."

"Or we can just try to kill eachother with a variety of objects again. Your call."

I'm liking the power idea... we can combine our numerous random insults and become a truly threatening force in threads! BWAHAHA!

Or... we can continue to thread-jack with little regard to the original context in our never-ending, post-boosting mayhem.

((*snickerfit*))

Let's settle this here, mano a mano, man to man.

<<The good, the bad and the ugly theme starts to play>>

I'm liking the power idea... We can combine our numerous random insults and become a truly threatening force in the threads! BWAHAHA!

Or... We can continue to thread-jack with little regard to the original context in our never-ending, post-boosting mayhem.

>.>
<.<
*Drive-by spell checks Kaukolastan's post and inserts proper grammar!*

Okay... you're bad... I'm not good... so...

DAMNIT!

*Draws lightsaber*

At last, you see your true self.

*Draws double sided lightsaber*

Now you will pay!

*Cleaves up person behind him.*

Once I learn how to use this thing right!

*Throws it away. Draws single lightsaber and blaster.*

*Blocks blaster shots*

Ha!

*Puts lightsaber down, draws devestator*

*blocks shots right back in horrible pong parody.*

BEEP! BOOP!

So, I see we've chosen random flame baiting over peace. Good call, old chap.

*Smiles*

Eh, peace is bad for business. Besides, Sirroco, the newly modded, engaged in a fish fight with Shing-lo.

A robot hippy with the Stoned virus on its internal mainframe stumbles onto the scene.
"LIKE WHOA, DUDE... CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?"

Right. Back to business then...

Ha! I have incriminating videos of your family with the cattle! Oh God! My head is pounding! Give me that! scuffling noises Ahh... snort Yeah, I got that video, buddy. You'd better watch it, man. Oh, hello nurse! What, you want me to relax? No! I refuse! Ooh, needles! Ahh... snoring

-Official Statement of Fmr. Minster Darrin Vek, recorded on stolen
camera from rehab.

The men of Kaukolastan are stinking dogs! They deserve to be hit with shoes!

In recent news, Darrin Vek, released from rehab last week, was reapointed to the Kaukolastan government as Minister for Insulting Roania's Mother. He had this to say:

I f---ing rammed her! I stuffed her good! Yeah, that's right! What now? snort And, about dogs... your mom loves 'em in the nasty way! Yeah! snort

The Roanians have retaliated terribly.

Their mother was unmarried, and raped her own father to produce them!

From Darrin Vek, because he's too lazy to quote anymore:

"So." snort "It was only statuatory rape."

From the desk of Muhamed Al Sayeef.

"That's just wrong!"

"Yes... it is. But it's worse. The father was your mother before (s)he had her sex operation!"

-Darrin Vek, quoting Internal Security Agency files on Roania's mother/father

"That's it!" Muhamed Al Sayeef has challenged Darik Vek to a boxing match. "I'll show you, you <censored> <censored> <beep> <beep> sons of bitches! Your <beep> was a <beep>!"

"I accept. But no shapeshifting this time. snort That might mess me up, man!"

-Darrin Vek, snorting Columbian Gold and accepting boxing challenge

"There is only one way to settle this, you <beeped for kindness>"

*Muhamed steps into the ring... he becomes a young and strong Muhamed Ali!*

"I fly like butterfly, I sting like bee!"

*He draws an automatic weapon*

"Whoa! Shit man! He just turned into someone else! I need some nose candy, man." snort "Much better. Let's go!"

*Quivering, snot running from nose, in rumpled suit, he motions menacingly with a paperweight.*

"Die, puny druggie man!"

*He hits Derek with the semi-automatic, not even bothering to pull the trigger*

"Your father was a hamster, and your mother smelt of elderberries!"

OOC: We shall have to finish this tomorrow, as I am very sleepy.

OOC: Suit yourself. Good night.