12-10-2003, 01:07
Clownland
Geography
Location: The Clown Islands
Climate: Temperate, wooded
Terrain: Urban, dry soil, low hills
Natural Resources: Dyes, copper, nickel, petroleum, lumber
Natural Hazards: Winter storms
People
Population: 5,203,420 [10/11/03]
Life Expectancy at birth: 64
Male: 61
Female: 66
HIV/Aids - Adult prevalence rate: 0.9%
Nationality:
noun: Clown, Clownlander
Adj: Clownish
Ethnic Groups:
Clowns - 94%
Marks - 4.2%
Elves - 1.8%
Religions:
Atheism - 12%
Agnostic - 45%
Catholic - 9%
Islam - 8.5%
Protestant - 15%
Other - 10.5%
Languages: English, Carny Talk
Literacy Rate (age 14 and over can read and write)
total population: 95%
male: 93.7%
female: 96.2%
Government:
Overview
Country Name:
conventional long form: The Armed Republic of Clownland
conventional short form: Clownland
local short form: The 'land
Government Type: Pseudo-Anarchic Federal Republic
Capital: Circusville
Administrative Divisions: 5 Counties
Independence: 31st October
Constitution: 10th October
Excecutive Branch:
Chief of State: President Wick "Wickhead" Head
Cabinet: Foreign Minister Jane Bingo
Legislative Branch: Clown Council, 7 representatives elected by a popular vote every year.
Judicial Branch: Clown Judicial Officer, appointed by the president.
Political Parties and Leaders: Clownarchist (Wick Head), Hypernationalist (Bobo Differous)
Economy:
Overview:
GDP: $62,500,000,000
GDP - Per Capita: $12,500
GDP - Composition By Sector:
Agriculture: 62%
Industry: 9%
Services: 29%
Unemployment Rate: 1.6%
Budget: $18,859,500,000
Main Industries: Marijuana/tobacco agriculture, book publishing, circus equipment manufacturing, red and white paint manufacturing
Electricity - production by source:
Solar: 40%
Geothermal: 41%
Nuclear: 10%
Other: 9%
Agriculture - Main Products: tobacco, marijuana, corn
Currency: Funny Plastic Coin
Currency Code: $FPC
Exchange Rate: 1 USD = 50 $FPC
Internet Country Code: .clwn
Military
Military Branches: The Clownland Militia
Military Expenditures - Dollar Figure: $62,500,000
Military Expenditures - Percentage of GDP: 0.1%
Disputes - International: None yet...
Geography
Location: The Clown Islands
Climate: Temperate, wooded
Terrain: Urban, dry soil, low hills
Natural Resources: Dyes, copper, nickel, petroleum, lumber
Natural Hazards: Winter storms
People
Population: 5,203,420 [10/11/03]
Life Expectancy at birth: 64
Male: 61
Female: 66
HIV/Aids - Adult prevalence rate: 0.9%
Nationality:
noun: Clown, Clownlander
Adj: Clownish
Ethnic Groups:
Clowns - 94%
Marks - 4.2%
Elves - 1.8%
Religions:
Atheism - 12%
Agnostic - 45%
Catholic - 9%
Islam - 8.5%
Protestant - 15%
Other - 10.5%
Languages: English, Carny Talk
Literacy Rate (age 14 and over can read and write)
total population: 95%
male: 93.7%
female: 96.2%
Government:
Overview
Country Name:
conventional long form: The Armed Republic of Clownland
conventional short form: Clownland
local short form: The 'land
Government Type: Pseudo-Anarchic Federal Republic
Capital: Circusville
Administrative Divisions: 5 Counties
Independence: 31st October
Constitution: 10th October
Excecutive Branch:
Chief of State: President Wick "Wickhead" Head
Cabinet: Foreign Minister Jane Bingo
Legislative Branch: Clown Council, 7 representatives elected by a popular vote every year.
Judicial Branch: Clown Judicial Officer, appointed by the president.
Political Parties and Leaders: Clownarchist (Wick Head), Hypernationalist (Bobo Differous)
Economy:
Overview:
GDP: $62,500,000,000
GDP - Per Capita: $12,500
GDP - Composition By Sector:
Agriculture: 62%
Industry: 9%
Services: 29%
Unemployment Rate: 1.6%
Budget: $18,859,500,000
Main Industries: Marijuana/tobacco agriculture, book publishing, circus equipment manufacturing, red and white paint manufacturing
Electricity - production by source:
Solar: 40%
Geothermal: 41%
Nuclear: 10%
Other: 9%
Agriculture - Main Products: tobacco, marijuana, corn
Currency: Funny Plastic Coin
Currency Code: $FPC
Exchange Rate: 1 USD = 50 $FPC
Internet Country Code: .clwn
Military
Military Branches: The Clownland Militia
Military Expenditures - Dollar Figure: $62,500,000
Military Expenditures - Percentage of GDP: 0.1%
Disputes - International: None yet...