Greetings from The Dictatorship of The Majority
Greetings to all the nations within the UN. We, the peoples of the DTM, extend the goodwill of our newly formed (and patent-pending) nation state.
Out President, Citadel, wishes to offer the leader of any other nation an invitation to visit the glory that is the DTM. We have hot and cold-running rain, zero unemployment and a programme for the development of the Pacific region that needs partners.
Whilst within the DTM we can promise any visitor TOTAL law and order, with an unsightly elements removed from the coach-route (or your money back). Our banking system is liberal and yes, we accept cash.
Signed, on behalf of the glory that is Citadel
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
The Brave New Ford World extends greetings to The Majority and we hope that a benifical working friendship can emerge between us as everyone belongs to everyone else for pleasure.
~His Fordship Montecarlo Montei
B.N.F.W Controller
The Kingdo- *mutters* Excited Newb Moddom of Sirocco extends its greetings to this fledgling nation. May the sun shine on your lands with untarnished brightness.
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King Siroc
To The Kingdom Excited Newb Moddom of Sirocco - (our diplomats had trouble with the translation, a thousand apologises)
To The Brave New Ford World
From the glory that is the Citadel,
We wish to thank you for your generous welcome into the world order. We also wish to offer a small gift (10 tonnes of asphalt) to each of you, as a token of our commitment to your future development.
Our nation is "of this era" . Your diplomats may prefer to contact us via:
of_the_majority@hotmail.com
In the name of Citadel, I serve
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Thanks for the asphalt, our roads are a shambles (those flightless hippos just don't know how to land safely...). Sirocco has no diplomats at the moment, most of them are in Qaaolchoura, but we respect your offer.
To the exhalted state of Sirocco.
We accept your thanks and wish you happy motoring :D
Within our lands we too have encountered the hippos to which you refer. Perhaps this is something we need to raise, collectively, at the United Nations? Our roads are accursed with hippo-holes.........
We understand that a nation as busy as your own, not to mention the vital role of nation-watcher it performs, would have no diplomats. Our embassy will, of course, more than respect all local customs.
In the name of the Citadel (the one without equal), I serve
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
"Another dictatorship? Where'd they coming from, surely groups of people don't get together and decide to form a nation where they can be oppressed?"
~Attributed to Prime Minister Cameron Willians
OOC: Welcome :)
"Another dictatorship? Where'd they coming from, surely groups of people don't get together and decide to form a nation where they can be oppressed?"
~Attributed to Prime Minister Cameron Willians
OOC: Welcome :) Sometimes :?.
To Renard
From the glory that is the DTM,
We invite you to send diplomats to our nation via:
of_the_majority@hotmail.com
if it would help you to understand the freedom that is the Citadel and all his works of glory.
In His name,
Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf