NationStates Jolt Archive


Initiating Nationwide Repairs.

Kecha
11-10-2003, 21:24
The Holy Empire of Kecha is now initiating Operation Phoenix, which is a program of repairs nationwide, to repair the damage done in the war with Omnius, this project will take a good deal of time and money, and we are requesting donations of food and money from willing nations.
11-10-2003, 21:26
What sort of damage did occur?

~Apollo, Science Investigator for Daemon
Kecha
11-10-2003, 21:30
What sort of damage did occur?

~Apollo, Science Investigator for Daemon Most of the Civilian Computer, Communication, etc... networks and such are trashed and will take alot to salvages, thousands of Soldiers and Civilians are dead, the north sections of North Island have taken alot of combat damage, Omnius is gone however, on a positive note, we have an Enslave Gun and some War Machines.
11-10-2003, 21:33
We can help you get your communication network back up. We'll ship some communication specialists across. You provide the hardware, these lot can do the rest.
Kecha
11-10-2003, 21:35
We can help you get your communication network back up. We'll ship some communication specialists across. You provide the hardware, these lot can do the rest. While we do have our own Specialists, any help is welcome, send them over if you wish.
Sydia
11-10-2003, 21:43
The small nation of Sydia would be glad to aid in your recovery by supplying men and materials. Specify how much (within reason) that you need and they shall be dispatched immediately.
Kecha
11-10-2003, 21:44
The small nation of Sydia would be glad to aid in your recovery by supplying men and materials. Specify how much (within reason) that you need and they shall be dispatched immediately. Anything you'd be willing to send.
Sydia
11-10-2003, 21:55
The small nation of Sydia would be glad to aid in your recovery by supplying men and materials. Specify how much (within reason) that you need and they shall be dispatched immediately. Anything you'd be willing to send.

We have dispatched as many resources in men and equipment as we can spare, they will arrive within a few days.
Kecha
11-10-2003, 21:56
Sydia: OK.
11-10-2003, 22:38
While we do have our own Specialists, any help is welcome, send them over if you wish.

Shipped over via Kataskas.
11-10-2003, 22:53
The Dictatorship of The Majority wishes to extend every assistance to your accursed situation. I have been authorised, on behalf of the glory that is the Citadel, to offer you the following items as emergency aid:

400 tonnes of bees-wax - we expect this to be a fine sealant.

20 tonnes of bananas - to feed your starving and clothe your poor.

15 tonnes of seeds - we inherited them from the previous regime (may God curse their memory). They are labelled "free sample" and, despite the best efforts of our scientists, we are unable to identify their type. We only know them by the code-word printed on their packets "Wall-Mart"

15 experts from our finest Citadel university. Each is a leading-light in the different spheres of technology, including Prof Zimmerman (communications) who we hope can help to re-establish your peaceful, foreign communications (sorry this had to come via carrier-pigeon)

In the name of our leader, the glory that is Citadel, I close

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Kecha
11-10-2003, 22:58
Our communications are already being reestablished, so we're OK on that score, as for food, our systems are coming back, but we do need supplies to help children who have lost their parents and such.
Teritora
11-10-2003, 23:02
What can we help with?

King Alern
11-10-2003, 23:10
It is sad to see such a horrid disruption of your nations usual clockwork that maintains perfect happiness for all. The Brave New Ford World hopes that you will be able to rectify this without too much dependance on the outside world.

~His Fordship Montecarlo Montei,
The Controller of The Brave New Ford World
11-10-2003, 23:12
To The Holy Empire of Kecha,

We thank you for your swift reply, esp as it indicates that we may be able to rest our communications unit (birdies) for another mission.

We also thank you for the clarification of your immediate needs. I have been authorised, by the glory that is the Citadel, to offer you the following, amended, emergency aid:

High-visibility jackets - we hope that, despite being marked "police", they will help to locate your underage population.

K.R.Y.T.O.N - the very latest in computer mainframes. It will help you calculate the last position of those missing.

We have receded the sending of the 15 experts, in favour of our "child-catcher" (available for panto). He has been instructed to blunt his nose in the pursuit of your lost infants.

In the honour it is to serve the Citadel

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Kecha
11-10-2003, 23:17
Teritora: Food is something we need right now, not as much as we did, but it could help.

Majority: Thank you.
Teritora
11-10-2003, 23:19
Then food you will get Planes and shuttle loads of food can be expected with in a day if not at least 6 hours.
11-10-2003, 23:25
To The Holy Empire of Kecha,

You are most welcome. The Citadel extends his personal wishes for your speedy recovery and has instructed me, in person, to offer a place in our sacred "Square-of-encirclement " for a plaque to remember your honoured fallen.

The wording, should you wish to take this offer, is your own.

In the name of the one who is the only Citadel

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Kecha
11-10-2003, 23:28
Then food you will get Planes and shuttle loads of food can be expected with in a day if not at least 6 hours. Thank you very much.

Majority: We shall accept the offer, any limits on the wording?
Teritora
11-10-2003, 23:31
Kecha is a good friend and ally it is the least we can do.
Kecha
11-10-2003, 23:35
Kecha is a good friend and ally it is the least we can do. This shall be repayed someday.
11-10-2003, 23:41
To The Holy Empire of Kecha,

Greetings in the name of Him who makes mortal-men buy lottery-tickets,

I have been authorised by the Citadel (may God remember him) to inform you that there is no limitation on the wording, other than the general notion that after 3 lines the tourists have got bored.

I remain his humble servant

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Kecha
11-10-2003, 23:52
To The Holy Empire of Kecha,

Greetings in the name of Him who makes mortal-men buy lottery-tickets,

I have been authorised by the Citadel (may God remember him) to inform you that there is no limitation on the wording, other than the general notion that after 3 lines the tourists have got bored.

I remain his humble servant

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Then would this be OK:

"This is a simple memorial to honor the Citzens and Soldiers of the Holy Empire of Kecha who died due to the foul entity known as Omnius"
12-10-2003, 00:00
To The Holy Empire of Kecha

In the name of the DTM,

We have made the inscription part of a plaque, on a statue which depicts the struggle of our nation against the former regime (may God refuse to wash their socks).

Our nation will remember them always, as those taken by an evil a pre-dictated.

For the glory that is the Citadel

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
12-10-2003, 00:00
Wow, it's only been a week and you already hate him with a passion... Humans always unpredictable in the end.

~Apollo, Science Advisor to Daemon
Kecha
12-10-2003, 00:09
Wow, it's only been a week and you already hate him with a passion... Humans always unpredictable in the end.

~Apollo, Science Advisor to Daemon Computers will never rule the world, if they get to strong, we'll put em' into a Commitee, that'll finish them.
12-10-2003, 00:29
The fine DTM rejects technology.


We work fine with birds and skunks, so why would any nation seek to subject itself to the tyranny that is "Gatesdom"?

On behalf of the Citadel

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Kecha
12-10-2003, 00:36
The fine DTM rejects technology.


We work fine with birds and skunks, so why would any nation seek to subject itself to the tyranny that is "Gatesdom"?

On behalf of the Citadel

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf Hmmm.
12-10-2003, 00:56
To The Holy Empire of Kecha

You hmmmm it, we will play it :)


In the name of the Citadel

Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf