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Mike the T.V. new hit single "Gotta Hear The Word"

11-10-2003, 19:16
Glory be to the Perfection of The Lady! Mike, everybodies favorite talking television has broken onto the International Music Scene with his new hit single "Gotta Hear The Word". A techno/religious dedication song to The Lady. His music video is being played all over MTV, MTV2, MTV TECHNO, and VH1. Let's watch this stunning piece of art in action.

pic of Mike the T.V.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:XLaTiKoRhBkC:vix_11.tripod.com/pic/mike.jpg

[Opening Scene Shows Mike the T.V. shrouded in darkness, the room brightens up to reveal that Mike is standing in the Throne Room of The Lady with a 13 Piece Choir]

So here I was/standing on the crossroads of life

Choir Echo: Here I was/with no thoughts in my head

Until The Lady found me trying to find the right path/and She showed me The Word!

[Daemon is sitting on her throne smilling with pleasure as she watches Mika sing with the Choir in the background/Mike begins to do the robot]

Chorus: Choir; Ya gotta hear The Word! Ya gotta hear The Word! Ya gotta hear The Word OHO!
Mike; You know ya wanna hear it! Ya know ya need to hear it! Ya gotta, ya just gotta hear The Word!!!!
Choir; Ya gotta hear The Word! Ya gotta hear The Word! Ya gotta hear The Word OHO!

[Mike goes from doing the robot to doing the moonwalk, the choir begins to clap as they sing the echo]

Choir: Ya gotta hear The Word! Ya gotta hear The Word! Ya gotta hear The Word OHO!

Mike: So here we are now again/I know ya wanna hear it!/For all you doubters and haters though/I got one thing to add... You know you wanna hear The Word!

[Daemon begins to clap and sway to the beat with the Choir while sitting on her throne as the song hit's it's peak]

Chorus Repeat 3X

Mike: You know you wanna hear The Word! YEAH BABY!

[The last scene is Daemon rising to her feet to applaud]


Ya know you can't resist Mike, the talking T.V!


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Daemon (Also called The Lady)
There Is Only One, And The One Is Daemon
The Dominion of Synchronized
11-10-2003, 19:24
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11-10-2003, 19:36
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11-10-2003, 19:49
Is no one interested in Mike, the talking T.V.?

:cry:
Tordor
11-10-2003, 19:51
Scary...
11-10-2003, 19:58
What is scary about EVERYBODIES favorite talking television?

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:XLaTiKoRhBkC:vix_11.tripod.com/pic/mike.jpg
Mike the T.V.
Tordor
11-10-2003, 20:01
Is that a trick question?

Queen Seria
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:01
Mike's ugly. I've seen better televisions.
11-10-2003, 20:03
Is that a trick question?

Queen Seria

OOC: LMAO!
Tordor
11-10-2003, 20:05
Theres not much scarier and annoying things than a dancing TV that trying to sing.

Queen Seria
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:06
Question, how'd it get off its leash?
The Resi Corporation
11-10-2003, 20:07
Theres not much scarier and annoying things than a dancing TV that trying to sing.

Queen Seria*ahem*
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11-10-2003, 20:08
Question, how'd it get off its leash?

His remote control ran away... easy to see why THAT would happen huh?

~Apollo, Science Investigator for Daemon
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:08
Question, how'd it get off its leash?

His remote control ran away... easy to see why THAT would happen huh?

~Apollo, Science Investigator for DaemonAny chance of finding it?
Tordor
11-10-2003, 20:09
Must... not... attack... with... Virus...

Queen Seria
The Resi Corporation
11-10-2003, 20:09
Question, how'd it get off its leash?

His remote control ran away... easy to see why THAT would happen huh?

~Apollo, Science Investigator for DaemonAny chance of finding it?Try looking under the walking sofa... :wink:
11-10-2003, 20:10
Question, how'd it get off its leash?

His remote control ran away... easy to see why THAT would happen huh?

~Apollo, Science Investigator for DaemonAny chance of finding it?Try looking under the walking sofa... :wink:

OOC: DOLH! (dying of laughter here).
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:11
We must get that remote or more innocents get hurt or killed.
11-10-2003, 20:13
We must get that remote or more innocents get hurt or killed.

It must of fled the country or else we would of found it by now.

~Apollo, Science Investigator for Daemon
Tordor
11-10-2003, 20:14
Can I hit him with a computer virus then.
11-10-2003, 20:15
Can I hit him with a computer virus then.

It's a T.V. it doesn't have the internet.

~Apollo, Science Investigator for Daemon
The Resi Corporation
11-10-2003, 20:16
Can I hit him with a hammer, then? :P
Tordor
11-10-2003, 20:17
Can I send a time to slag it then with a blaster or hit it with a EMP gerenade or something.

Queen Seria
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:17
The Langham military is on high alert. The Langham Counter-Insurgency Force has orders to destroy that.....that monstrosity if the situation gets too out of hand.
11-10-2003, 20:18
Can I hit him with a hammer, then? :P

Tried that, he ran away emmiting the most ANNOYING screaming noise for several hours until I stopped chassing him with the chainsaw.

~Apollo, Science Investigator for Daemon
The Resi Corporation
11-10-2003, 20:20
Tried that, he ran away emmiting the most ANNOYING screaming noise for several hours until I stopped chassing him with the chainsaw.

~Apollo, Science Investigator for DaemonROFL! :lol:
11-10-2003, 20:22
Can I send a time to slag it then with a blaster or hit it with a EMP gerenade or something.

Queen Seria

You can help us find the remote, it is supposed to of fled to Teritora or Tordor.

~Apollo, Science Investigator for Daemon
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:22
We'll kill that damn T.V. and nobody's going to stop us.
Tordor
11-10-2003, 20:24
We find will then, if it is in Tordor, we will find it.
11-10-2003, 20:25
We find will then, if it is in Tordor, we will find it.

OOC: GOD THIS IS FUNNY! You should find it in Tordor. The remote looks like a remote except this one has a pair of legs and eyes.
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:25
Please do. If the remote is not found, we'll be force to take drastic measures.
Teritora
11-10-2003, 20:26
For god sakes, if it is in Teritora we will find it. For the sake of the sanity of everyone in the galaxy.
Tordor
11-10-2003, 20:31
In one of the many massively big and tall High rises in New Tordor City, Agents of the TP kick in the door of apartment and speak as they rush in. "You have been a bad remote. You are coming with us." They drag off the remote kicking and screaming.
11-10-2003, 20:32
In one of the many massively big and tall High rises in New Tordor City, Agents of the TP kick in the door of apartment and speak as they rush in. "You have been a bad remote. You are coming with us." They drag off the remote kicking and screaming.

OOC: LMFAO!!!
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:33
In one of the many massively big and tall High rises in New Tordor City, Agents of the TP kick in the door of apartment and speak as they rush in. "You have been a bad remote. You are coming with us." They drag off the remote kicking and screaming.THANK YOU!!! YOU HAVE SAVED ALL OF HUMANITY!!!
11-10-2003, 20:35
THANK YOU! If you would kindly send us the remote all I will have to do now is convince Daemon that Mike the T.V. is a very bad thing to leave on all the time and shut him off.

~Apollo, Science Investigator for Daemon
Langham
11-10-2003, 20:36
THANK YOU! If you would kindly send us the remote all I will have to do now is convince Daemon that Mike the T.V. is a very bad thing to leave on all the time and shut him off.

~Apollo, Science Investigator for DaemonTurn off that monstrosity and lock him in a dark room in a desolate area and throw away the key forever.
Tordor
11-10-2003, 20:38
The remote is now on its way under by guard droids in case it gets any ideas of escape.

Queen Seria.
11-10-2003, 20:48
The remote is now on its way under by guard droids in case it gets any ideas of escape.

Queen Seria.

The remote is taken from the droids who are then sent back to Tordor with a 1,000 credit tip for the man who found the remote.

An hour later in the High Church of The Word.

"Are you sure we have to turn him off?" Daemon asked Apollo as he held the squirming remote in his hands. "YES! That monstrosity must be controled!" Apollo nearly screamed at her as he handed her the remote. "Oh very well, get the cameras rolling."

[Live-Televised Shutting down of Mike the T.V./ Mike is wrapped in chains with a gag in his mouth/ Daemon holds the remote that has long since stopped squirming.]

"Now, for the sanity of everyone, epessialy me, Mike the T.V. will be turned off."

She then clicks the power button and Mike shuts off.

"I want to thank everyone invovled in putting their time and resources in finding the remote.

[Televised Transmission Over]

"Now we are in possession of the worlds most deadly WMD... and we control it, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"


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Daemon (Also called The Lady)
There Is Only One, And The One Is Daemon
The Dominion of Synchronized
Tordor
11-10-2003, 21:00
Good I was afraid I would have to used some of my Orbital Nuclear missile Platforms or use Project Shadowrath.
Langham
11-10-2003, 21:09
I was afraid i'd have to unleash an entire horde of Nemesis Super-Soldiers.