war
i, lewtik, the former member of the region known as Zankar, declares war on the creator of the region, Zankar, itself. Prepare for war Zankar
Trailers
11-10-2003, 17:54
Give me some reasons before pwn you.
Tactical Grace
11-10-2003, 17:54
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Why are you waging this war?
Trailers
11-10-2003, 17:59
Why are you waging this war?
Sheer boredom?N00bish stupidity?Take your pick.
i will not advance until i have heard the reply from zankar
he kicked me out of the region but that i do not care about i was just bored so i decided to wage war against my devious brother
Shut up. You will be attacking each other with pointy sticks, and cardboard boxes as buildings. Quit while your ahead.
Trailers
11-10-2003, 18:02
o_o....You are waaaaay too young to wage war.Your military would be something like 3 men with pointy rocks.Perhpas a small company of Orkin men.
Kekkosmaa
11-10-2003, 18:04
OOC:
Timeline of this war:
12:51: Lewtik declares war on Zankar.
12:54: People start to question Lewtik's motives.
12:59: Everybody start shouting "n00b ROFLMAO".
01:05: Some "funny" guy spams pics of monkeys holding bananas and shouts "n00bish 31337 soldier"
01:10: About 30 nations declare war on "n00b lewtik".
01:11: Two possible choices - a) Lewtik creates another nation b) Lewtik is never heard of again.
so little brother you wish to wage war with me. as of now i have sent a 20,000 men into your country to pillage the countryside.
so little brother you wish to wage war with me. as of now i have sent a 20,000 men into your country to pillage the countryside.that's pretty much your army...
a division of 10 bombers fly over the capital city in Zankar and destroy a military arms factory.
Trailers
11-10-2003, 18:08
20,000?Hah.Try 200.
a division of 10 bombers fly over the capital city in Zankar and destroy a military arms factory.Sorry. you can't post loses of your enemy. they can but you can't. Try again.
my men make their way towards the capital. they surround the outer walls and lay siege to it. The water and food supply is cut off.
as the bombers make their way back to the city they drop the rest of the bombs on the camps of Zankarian military men
Jhonny Bravo will remain nuetral
James Adams
11-10-2003, 18:11
my men make their way towards the capital. they surround the outer walls and lay siege to it. The water and food supply is cut off.
LOOOOOOOOOL
what about wells?
what about stockpiles?
oh y BTW my entire airforces (roughly the size of both your nations put toghether) has been launched if hostilitys are not stopped VERy soon you will be pulverised, (by this i mean BOTH nations)
James Adams
11-10-2003, 18:12
as the bombers make their way back to the city they drop the rest of the bombs on the camps of Zankarian military men
and where did they NOT get anti-aircraft guns from?
and where did you find them?
just by chance???
in the 1st bomb strike you destroyed a factory and in the second one you destroyed 3,000 men who were working in the camp. At the site of the bombs dropping my men storm the walls of the city to pillage and rape.
James Adams
11-10-2003, 18:13
in the 1st bomb strike you destroyed a factory and in the second one you destroyed 3,000 men who were working in the camp. At the site of the bombs dropping my men storm the walls of the city to pillage and rape.
and the walls are totally undefended???
3.000 men?
your force would colapse onto itself!
OOC: i hate noob wars
Clanicka
11-10-2003, 18:14
I support the Zankarian, because Lewtik is obviously crazy. So, Zankar, you have my support as well as the other three members of the Superior Four. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i prepare to offer peace after you destroyed my capital city. It seems as if i have over-extended myself, brother. I wish to propose a peace treaty.
James Adams
11-10-2003, 18:16
I support the Zankarian, because Lewtik is obviously crazy. So, Zankar, you have my support as well as the other three members of the Superior Four. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and if you do this i will fight for lewtik...
hmmm odds then go REALY against you
and why not peace talks now?
Oglethorpia
11-10-2003, 18:17
I support the Zankarian, because Lewtik is obviously crazy. So, Zankar, you have my support as well as the other three members of the Superior Four. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and if you do this i will fight for lewtik...
hmmm odds then go REALY against you
and why not peace talks now?
OOC: Yes, let's gang up on newbies!
Boy, this will be an exciting war :roll:
i can accept a peace treaty if you would listen to my terms
1. I can set up embassy in your new capital.
2. I get to expand my country into your lands
3. I get to establish governors in 1/2 of your cities
4. You surreneder 1/3 of your military personal
James Adams
11-10-2003, 18:19
I support the Zankarian, because Lewtik is obviously crazy. So, Zankar, you have my support as well as the other three members of the Superior Four. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
and if you do this i will fight for lewtik...
hmmm odds then go REALY against you
and why not peace talks now?
OOC: Yes, let's gang up on newbies!
Boy, this will be an exciting war :roll:
if you havn't noticed the war is now moving onto peace talks....
i guess i have to accept your terms. i hope that are two countries can live in peace for a long time.
James Adams
11-10-2003, 18:20
i can accept a peace treaty if you would listen to my terms
1. I can set up embassy in your new capital.
2. I get to expand my country into your lands
3. I get to establish governors in 1/2 of your cities
4. You surreneder 1/3 of your military personal
erm how about
1) unconditional surrendor of both sides armies to ME
2) i will establish military presence in both countrys
3) failure to comply with these terms will make your nations become big black glowing crators....
James Adams
11-10-2003, 18:21
i guess i have to accept your terms. i hope that are two countries can live in peace for a long time.
erm no
Clanicka
11-10-2003, 18:29
Peace sounds great, but that was a short war. Oh well, I will find other nations to mess with later.