My space station sucks
My space station sucks balls. Well, you can't really say its a space station. Is more like a computer. Well not a computer, a 8-track player with a AM/FM radio taped to it. Well maybe not. It's more like a telephone, a bottle of glue, and an list of UN regulations. I'm still not sure how we got it up there, the Sect. of Space Technology (Roy Chang) said nothing.
On a related note my Saturn 5 rocket model is missing. Please tell me if you see it. It's about 7 ft. tall and has a Foxxinnian flag on it.
The SLAGLands
11-10-2003, 06:16
Look, Junior, I know you're itching to do a lot of roleplay, can you pick one and stick with it for now? I like the fact that you're taking your nation along a more humorous bent, but it's starting to clog up the forums.
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Slagdor the Moderator
NationStates' #1 Cause of Blindness
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands
In recent news, hundreds of Roanian soldiers are massing around the Foxxinian border after a 7ft tall rocket slammed into the Palace of The Council.
When asked how long the campaign would take, the general laughed and said "3 hours if we're unlucky, but that's the maximum."
7ft tall? Shaped like a Saturn rocket? Has your flag on it?
Councilor John looks at the rocket that had smacked into his head. "We've found it."
Ummm... Could I have it back?
It's on the way.
*Rocket is attached to ICBM*
FIRE!
hey foxx check out my DRAGONS post
!? i have nooo clue wuts going on here but i decided to post neways to get my 20th one :P
!? i have nooo clue wuts going on here but i decided to post neways to get my 20th one :P
!? i have nooo clue wuts going on here but i decided to post neways to get my 20th one :P
Stop that, or I nuke you too.
I need some sleep.
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 06:35
"To n00k, or not to n00k, that is the question", huh, Roania?
"To n00k, or not to n00k, that is the question", huh, Roania?
I'll nuke you! I'll nuke you... bunny cute.
*goes to play with bunny*
[Proving that not all evil geniuses want to destroy the world, and that some of them are very nice people]
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 06:38
*shoots bunny, runs and hides from evil genius*
*Falls to knees*
No! WHY! Come back, bunny!
*Pulls out bazooka*
Get back here, Kaukolastan!
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 06:42
Oh! Shit!
*pulls dinky .22 pistol*
Screw!
*has massive gun envy, feels inferior*
It's just cold! I swear! It's not usually this small!
You killed Mr. Bunny! Why!
*Arms bazooka, points it Kaukolastan*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 06:45
Uh... how about I buy you another bunny?
*checks pocket for change, finds little*
Erm... I'm kinda broke. How about the rat under my floorboard?
I'll kill you!
*Fires bazooka*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 06:59
*bends over, kisses ass goodbye*
*rocket flies over raised ass*
*kisses ass hello*
*continues running, making roadrunner noises*
MEEP! MEEP!
*Runs into Star Wars. Finds AT-AT*
I'll get you, bunny killer!
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:12
Think! Think! He's using Star Wars tech! How do I beat Star Wars tech?
*thinks real hard*
HA! I've got just the thing to ruin Star Wars tech!
*Pulls out Jar-Jar Binks*
Face the horror of your series's demise!
*Counters with...*
Ewoks! HA! I'll get you, you bunny killer!
*Abandon's AT-AT, tracks down Enterprise*
Riker, park this thing on top of him!
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:17
Gack! He's delving further into geekdom! How to fight the uber-geekness?
*thinks hard, throws mental gears with SPROING noise*
HA! I'll make Sci-fi cool and destroy the niche for the trekkies! Face... THE MATRTIX!
*does really cool camera stunt with whooshin noises and trenchcoat*
*Becomes Agent Smith. Duplicates himself*
I'm afraid that won't help you, Mr. Kaukolastan.
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:22
I know... kung fu.
*grabs a pole for an almost copyright-infringing fight*
*After copyright infringing fight*
Ha! I can defeat you in Anime!
*Becomes really big Gundam*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:25
Oh, god-for-damnit!
*eyes get really big, hair gets spiky and weird platinum color*
*Loads into Orbital Frame.*
*Backs away, slowly*
Grr... I could become Sailor Moon... but I'm a guy... that could be uncomfortable.
*Fires really big Gundam cannon at Orbital Frame*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:28
And Kinky.
*Blocks with arm/shield. Swings ginormous sword.*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:30
*While fighting, looks back and sees the bunny rise from pool of blood. It leaps up and bites the heads off two random passerbiers.*
Jesus! It's the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python!
Quiet, you!
*Thinks.*
:twisted:
*Travels to Japan. Captures fangirls*
There he is, girls! That's him!
*Sits back and laughs diabolically*
*While fighting, looks back and sees the bunny rise from pool of blood. It leaps up and bites the heads off two random passerbiers.*
Jesus! It's the Killer Rabbit from Monty Python!
Mr. bunny!
*runs towards him. Accidentally steps on him*
NO! Grr... I'll kill you anyway!
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:31
*Girls eaten by killer rabbit*
Um... that's not cool.
*Runs away*
Run away! Run away!
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:33
*surviving fangirls swamp Orbital Frame. Kaukolastan creeps out back, fleeing back into America with... CRAPPY ACTION MOVIES*
You're the disease. I'm the cure.
*Fires M-60 offhanded and barechested*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:34
*bunny attacks*
Run away! Where's the holy hand grenade when you need it?
*Becomes Jackie Chan*
No! I kill you, bunny killer!
*Strikes fighting pose, leaps up and kicks Kaukolastan in the nads*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:37
*doubles over in pain, pukes*
*slowly standing...*
So, you wanna ro-sham-bo?
*Becomes Eric Cartman. returns ball kick*
*Spins into wall*
*Gets up. Is T-1000*
Two can play at that.
*Summons California National Guard*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:40
*turns into the Terminator*
I'm your governa! Shoot him, not me.
*California national guard consists of hippies. They shoot themselves*
Ah, why not. I mean, it can't get much sillier.
*Becomes Terminatrix*
This feels wierd. And very wrong. What the hell.
*Shoots Kaukolastan*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:45
*flies backwards, sparking*
I'll be back...
*morphs into Trogdor and Burninates Terminatrix*
And it couldn't get weirder?
*Becomes Cave Troll from LOTR. Hits Trogdar with club*
Nah, I don't think it can become much sillier.
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:52
*Morphs back into Kaukolastan, smacks Troll with giant silver phallus.*
You know, I think you had post talking about Slag's pudding. This is like that. In six months, someone will find this and rag us about it.
*Continues bashing with giant dildo.*
Did this thread ever have a point, anywho?
*Becomes Roania. Pulls out swordfish*
No, I doubt it.
*Whacks Kauko with swordfish*
I am not afraid to die today. Are you?
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 07:56
Today is a good day to die!
*pulls out 1337HAXOR n00k Gun of Pwning*
*Pulls out the GODMODDINATOR*
I agree.
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:00
*Equips Super-Infinity-Plasma-Shields (6D+10)*
All your base are belong to us! Ha ha ha ha!
Osutoria-Hangarii
11-10-2003, 08:00
Oh! Shit!
*pulls dinky .22 pistol*
Screw!
*has massive gun envy, feels inferior*
It's just cold! I swear! It's not usually this small!
Your thteel penith ith paTHETic. *pullth out a Thten MkII*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:04
*Becomes distracted. Shoots new-comer with 1337HAXOR weapon.*
Sorry! Just IGNORE it!
Osutoria-Hangarii
11-10-2003, 08:11
evilpie is ~urmom@gay.terror.taxi * buhfuhduh
*Equips Super-Infinity-Plasma-Shields (6D+10)*
All your base are belong to us! Ha ha ha ha!
So, it's bad game dialogue is it?
You are the master of lockpicking!
Top that!
Esamopia
11-10-2003, 08:12
Brilliant RP!!
Turns into infamous Capt. Janeway:
"We are the SS Voyager, you will stand down and prepare to be boarded... if you are no longer in a ship, you will still be boarded."
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:13
*pauses for a moment*
Uh, you guys wanna call it a truce? I don't think any of us even know how we got here? I mean... look at the topic: Space Stations! WTF does this have to do with space stations?
*Stops.*
Where are we? Mommy, I'm scared.
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:15
Oh. Star Trek again, is it? Now at least we have space!
*turns into borg*
We are the borg. Resistance is futon.
Other borg: Futon?
First Borg: Goddamn screen! Someone spilled warp coolant on it!
Collective: Futile! We meant futile!
Osutoria-Hangarii
11-10-2003, 08:19
*pauses for a moment*
Uh, you guys wanna call it a truce? I don't think any of us even know how we got here? I mean... look at the topic: Space Stations! WTF does this have to do with space stations?
butz
Oh. Star Trek again, is it? Now at least we have space!
*turns into borg*
We are the borg. Resistance is futon.
Other borg: Futon?
First Borg: Goddamn screen! Someone spilled warp coolant on it!
Collective: Futile! We meant futile!
*Finds Death Star*
Star Wars whoops Star Trek's ass!
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:23
*looks for not-bolted-down cooling hatch*
Yeah, it does, but they do really stupid things... like allowing single shots to blow up the big stuff!
*morphs into X-wing and shoots torpedo into exhaust vent*
Osutoria-Hangarii
11-10-2003, 08:25
*looks for not-bolted-down cooling hatch*
Yeah, it does, but they do really stupid things... like allowing single shots to blow up the big stuff!
*morphs into X-wing and shoots torpedo into exhaust vent*
force go garbages, since the Empire really did mankind a service. By institutionalizing discrimination against and abuse of aliens, humans became the dominant species in the GALAXY!
*looks for not-bolted-down cooling hatch*
Yeah, it does, but they do really stupid things... like allowing single shots to blow up the big stuff!
*morphs into X-wing and shoots torpedo into exhaust vent*
*Screams. Becomes that giant space ship from Robotech. Bats X-wing out of the sky.*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:28
Yeah, but he built his ships all Fu<ktarded. Come on! A single A-wing brought down the Executor (the big mother-fricker star destroyer) by slapping into the incredibly exposed command deck. A window? Don't you think they could have used VR and kept the bridge away from lucky shots/crashes?
Anyway...
*Slaps Osutoria-Hangarii with Soldering Iron of Justice*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:39
*in a horrifying twist, becomes Battlestar Galactica and drives foes away with cheesy acting and worse writing*
Esamopia
11-10-2003, 08:42
*in a horrifying twist, becomes Battlestar Galactica and drives foes away with cheesy acting and worse writing*
Hahahahah!!
*Turns into Farscape "Peacekeeper" vessel*
Is John CHRITON there? Is he?!! Fire everything at them!
*in a horrifying twist, becomes Battlestar Galactica and drives foes away with cheesy acting and worse writing*
*Runs away*
To heck with this...
*Becomes EggMan, grabs the Egg carrier and sumoes people away.*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:44
*becomes Jared, the subway guy, and smiles stupidly*
OOC: You bastard!
IC:
*Decides that it can't become much dumber, and becomes Faye Valentine. Flies Mono-pod into Jared.*
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:47
Just a little more insanity...
*Becomes "Can you hear me now?" guy*
Esamopia
11-10-2003, 08:47
Rabbit performs incredible feat in rescuing Jared, attempts to reach for "Trix" cereal before evil children take it away and obnoxiously say: "Silly rabbit, trix are for kids!"
Just a little more insanity...
*Becomes "Can you hear me now?" guy*
*Becomes Sailor Moon*
Hey, I was right! This is uncomfortable!
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:48
*Realizes no one cares about him. Shoots self. Cell phone lands in pool of blood. From the speaker, all that can be heard is...*
"I can't hear you now..."
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:49
*Resurected by passing necromancer in wrong thread.*
*Realizes no one cares about him. Shoots self. Cell phone lands in pool of blood. From the speaker, all that can be heard is...*
"I can't hear you now..."
The bunny killer has suffered! Yay!
Now, who wants ice cream?
Esamopia
11-10-2003, 08:51
Silon battlegroup appears... then disappears after discovering that all Battlestar Galactica vessels already left.
Pity.
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:51
Resurrected (evil) Kaukolatan: Me!
Resurrected (evil) Kaukolatan: Me!
*Is still Sailor Moon*
You know, you're kinda cute.
*Realises what (s)he said.*
AUGH!
*Becomes Roania again*
Let's go get ice cream!
Esamopia
11-10-2003, 08:53
*Shoves Sailor Moon into microwave-like machine*
"Just set it and forget it!"
Fake crowd cheers!
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:53
OK (To Roania's icecream offer)
*laughs diabolically*
<<<And they all lived happily ever after. Except the rabbit. And Roania. And Kaukolastan, who would never be able to father children. And Esamopia. So, no one was happy>>>
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:56
Well, I can still adopt and corrupt children. But they're not happy, either.
*Appears, hands out Chii plushies and Orlando Bloom flavored Invid Muffins to everyone, then vanishes!*
Well, I can still adopt and corrupt children. But they're not happy, either.
Damn.
They are going to look back and laugh at this thread, aren't they.
Kaukolastan
11-10-2003, 08:58
Oh yeah. We can never make claims to being "respectable" ever again. :roll:
Esamopia
11-10-2003, 08:59
*Looks at time*
4 AM!
"Lucy, I'm home!"
"Hi Ricky, the funniest thing hap--"
Lucy trips over claymore mines planted in the house... mwahahah
Esamopia
11-10-2003, 09:00
*Finds Brilliant way to end this madness!*
Lexx vessel ordered to destroy the dark universe... and... poof!
Oh yeah. We can never make claims to being "respectable" ever again. :roll:
Nah, my reputation wasn't all that damaged. And it got our post count up.
You know, in the general forum this thread would have been God.