I think someone murdered our Sect. of Defence
For the last three days our Sect. of Defence hasn't gone home. He has just been laying face down on his desk not moving. I told his sectertary not to tell anyone but she can't keep a secret so I decided to make it public. What truly broke me was the smell wavting down the hall. So natruly I told but I think I did the right thing.
Statement from Diminix:
haha...
Yep. he's dead as a doorknob. So, when's the funeral? :P
We're just gona put him in a ditch on tuesday
Just hope torrential rains don't come too soon.
Or flash floods, for that matter.
So... you're saying I could attack your nation and there's no defense?
Man, important people dying always ends up being a real drag, and an interuption to a busy schedule.
Man, important people dying always ends up being a real drag, and an interuption to a busy schedule.So true. A few years back, our Overseer of Health died. Real drag, Gen. Duke, our leader at the time, was supposed to go to his son's skeet shooting game but had to attend the funeral instead.
imported_Christoniac
11-10-2003, 06:12
IT WAS ME MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
No man, you're suppose to wait a few days before admitting it, that way there is a build up of suspense.
imported_Christoniac
11-10-2003, 06:21
GODDAMNIT
And next i'm coming after you that's right YOU BUM BUM BUM