the weddign of are dictator to a cow
last weakend was a proud day for gothenvill.
many now know of the tragady that has befallen gothenvill and its proud dictator i am listing it now for those how don't
last summer are proud dictator passed another large tax hike to fund his visit to the highlands many cars where taken and melted down to make a bridge form gothenvill to the top of ben nevis (are proud dictator does not take well to plane travel and a boat would make the bridge obsoleat)the car jurny went fine and they engoyed 2 weaks there before desaster struck as his whife was waviged by a wild hagis, nine months later his whife gave berth to a young fogot this eated her and then flew of back the scotland. anyhow the dictator was servearly traumatised and sad so to pass the time he went around passing random laws for instent the anyone wareing odd socks on wednesday will be instantle labaled as spontaineously compustable and thrown down the drane another law he parsed was the compulsory maridge to animals for anyone who likes mustard and did not fall of a bridge on there 2 birthday but would of liked to and under tauture would not admit to faling of a bridge on there 2 birthday and has a face like this :oops: it terns out that this includes frankinstinemc gothen the 42end and a small man named jim who lives in a small sofa just southe of parkenmcdracengoth lord high counselor.
for this reason and sum other more personal reasons are proud dictator marryed a cow and they are now going on holady to the alps( i hope they have a happy life so there arnt anymore mass grass hoper eating partys at least not for a while) :twisted:
oh my gosh... this entire thread is an abomination of the english language... Rediculous on 2 counts ;)
Oh......sweet Jesus......MAKE IT STOP!!!
imported_Celeborne
10-10-2003, 20:40
THE PAIN......THE PAIN.....
It could have been funny in almost a Monty Python way, if the grammer, spelling a punction laws were observed.
Larkinia
10-10-2003, 21:02
*Pulls out 'Drunkenese to English' translation book*
Last weakend was a proud day for Gothenvill.
Many know of the tragady that has befallen Gothenvill and its proud dictator. I will give a recap for those who do not know.
Last summer our 'proud dictator' passed another large tax hike to fund his visit to the highlands. As a result of the tax, many cars where taken and melted down. They were then used to build a bridge spanning from Gothenvill to the top of Ben Nevis , since our 'proud dictator' does not take well to plane (as opposed to plain travel ;)) travel. But using a boat would make our glorious project useless.
The journey across the bridge went fine and they had two enjoyable weels before disaster struck. Alas, his wife was... *looks through translation book... WTF is this?? Well, carry on I suppose* ravaged by a wild haggis. Nine months later his wife gave berth to a young (y'all are on your own with this one...) fogot which in turn ate her and flew back to Scotland (it apparently didn't have a problem with plane, or plain travel)
Our 'proud dictator' was shocked and saddened at fate for taking his wife away. To pass his lonely hours, he went around passing random laws. For instance, anyone wearing odd socks on Wednesday's would be defined as combustible (Ok, have we mentioned this goes beyond strange...) thrown down the drain.
Another law he passed was the compulsory marriage of people to animals.... (My last synapse just snapped... can't go on...) for anyone who likes mustard and did not fall of a bridge on there 2 birthday but would of liked to and under tauture would not admit to faling of a bridge on there 2 birthday and has a face like this :oops: it terns out that this includes frankinstinemc gothen the 42end and a small man named jim who lives in a small sofa just southe of parkenmcdracengoth lord high counselor.
for this reason and sum other more personal reasons are proud dictator marryed a cow and they are now going on holady to the alps( i hope they have a happy life so there arnt anymore mass grass hoper eating partys at least not for a while) :twisted:
Hell Bovines must know of this!
Full stops and capital letters are your freinds.
Iansisle
10-10-2003, 21:21
(My last synapse just snapped... can't go on...)
(Don't worry, Lark! I've got you back!)
... for anyone who likes mustard and did not fall off of a bridge on their second birthday, but would have liked to, and under torture would not admit to falling off of a bridge on their second birthday, and has a face like this -> :oops:, it turns out that this includes Frankinstinemc Gothen XLII and a small man named Jim who lives in a small sofa just south of Parkenmcdracengoth (I'm hoping to God that's supposed to be a proper noun) Lord High Counselor.*
For this reason and some other, more personal reasons, our 'proud dictator' married a cow, and they are now going on holiday (honeymoon, perhaps?) to the Alps( I hope they have a happy life so there aren't anymore mass grass hoper eating parties; at least not for a while.) :twisted:
* - Our translators were perplexed by the literal translation of this passage, which turned out to be one run-on sentence with no point. Leading linguistic experts have produced the passage given below, which is believed to contain the same meaning.
Anyone who likes mustard, did not fall off a bridge on their second birthday (but really wanted to), would not admit under torture to having fallen off a bridge on their second birthday, and has a blushing complexion... (something happens. This section of the thought apparently was deleted. We speculate that they are executed, or else made Lord High Counselor.)
This group of people includes Frankinstinemc Gothen XLII and a shortish chap named Jim, who lives in a sofa in the town (city?) of Parkenmcdracengoth. Lord High Counselor.†
† We are still working on what that last little bit means. Is Frankinstinemc Gothen XLII the Lord High Counselor? Is that what happens to the blushing bridge-falling off impaired people? We may never know.
Larkinia
10-10-2003, 21:25
(My last synapse just snapped... can't go on...)
(Don't worry, Lark! I've got you back!)
(Thanks man, I appreciate it *sips ginsing tea to jump start that synapse again*)
Flocarga and Delmarva
10-10-2003, 21:35
Wow, this entire topic presents an interesting translation debate at universities all across F&D.
John Roberts, head of the English Dept. at Clemson Univ., is working on an English to (whatever the hell that mess is) translation. Two graduate students from the Univ. of South Carolina aid in his project.
Meanwhile, an initial translation effort by Dr. Paul Stephenson, English Dept. chair at Florida State, has been heavily debated among critics around the world. Although it's the best guess yet, everyone has to add their own interpretations and two cents.