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Craterade hits the shelves......again!

Automagfreek
10-10-2003, 07:15
OOC: For those of you who have been here long enough, you'll remember this! :lol:

http://www.angelfire.com/super2/freekisland/crateraid.jpg

Spencer Foods announces that Craterade will return to store shelves everywhere, effective immediatly.

Spencer Foods would like to point out that Craterade is highly toxic, and unsuitable for drinking. In fact, even standing next to Craterade can turn your stomach. It comes from the all corners....er....craters of the world. Every gassed and glassed n00b nation that is "craterized" promtly has it's "waters" (if you could even call it such) extracted and put into bottles.

Craterade comes in two colors: dirt brown, and radioactive waste green.

Buy Craterade today!
10-10-2003, 07:21
Can i get 50 gallons of the Radioactive green flavor.
Western Asia
10-10-2003, 07:21
OOC: lol, should I take it that a new batch is forthcoming?

Also, what's this we hear of a new 'flavor' rumored to be called "Broiled Blood Red"?
10-10-2003, 07:21
We prefer "FalloutSport" ^_^
Automagfreek
10-10-2003, 07:23
OOC: lol, should I take it that a new batch is forthcoming?

Also, what's this we hear of a new 'flavor' rumored to be called "Broiled Blood Red"?

It's true, that's in the works.

Along with parasite purple, agent orange, and some funky color that's a mixture of gray and yellow.
10-10-2003, 07:23
That, or Nukeachino
Western Asia
10-10-2003, 07:23
That, or Nukeachino
Hmmm, "Nukeachino, the coffee drink that warms itself!"

:D
Roania
10-10-2003, 07:26
We will send in 21 highly armored soldiers, provided with the latest oxygen filtration units, to get 20 barrels of radioactive green.
Aequatio
10-10-2003, 07:26
ANN Special Report - Health Department Report on Craterade

Arrio - The Health Department of Aequatio issued a warning to all nations that the popular beverage known as "Craterade" is still as toxic and lethal as it was when it was first introduced. Although it has also been reported that the laughter which is produced by the mere mention of the product can and will increase your lifespan by at least 15 years.

http://invisionfree.com/forums/Bomfyworld_Forums/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=26
Aequatio News Network Productions
10-10-2003, 07:33
Don't forget about N00quifina bottled toxic waste, or the best of them all, Gamma Pepsi!
Zvarinograd
10-10-2003, 07:41
OOC:
Lol, reminds me of Fallout 2, the RPG.
Roania
10-10-2003, 07:51
OOC: lol, should I take it that a new batch is forthcoming?

Also, what's this we hear of a new 'flavor' rumored to be called "Broiled Blood Red"?

It's true, that's in the works.

Along with parasite purple, agent orange, and some funky color that's a mixture of gray and yellow.


And, in honor of your close allies, the Roanians, Taboo Tabun Teal, Agent Blue Rasberry, and Bubbling Sarin, the clear Craterade.

((Couldn't resist. I've always felt that nuclear weapons lack a certain... subtlety.))

((Couldn't resist.))
Zvarinograd
10-10-2003, 07:59
OOC:
Sarin is a lethal gas right? How do you liquefy it? :P
Roania
10-10-2003, 08:01
OOC:
Sarin is a lethal gas right? How do you liquefy it? :P

OOC:It's either a gas or a liquid. According to the Russians.
imported_Christoniac
10-10-2003, 08:15
What about cyanide(SP?) cherry?
And black death berry?
And last but not least Mustard moccha"
Kaukolastan
10-10-2003, 08:15
Hey, I know I'm a younger nation, but what about Bubonic Black, Smallpox Sunset, Marburg Mash, or the alltime, all natural biowar favorite, Exotic Ebola?
imported_Christoniac
10-10-2003, 08:43
Pink and purple plague
Automagfreek
10-10-2003, 18:45
LOL.....great shit!
10-10-2003, 19:46
That, or Nukeachino
Hmmm, "Nukeachino, the coffee drink that warms itself!"

:D*falls out of chair laughing* :lol: LMAO :lol: oww.. my spleen...
10-10-2003, 19:59
Nuke-a-Cola gone bad....