NationStates Jolt Archive

I have 2divisions of cardboard panzers and you can't stop me

10-10-2003, 02:57
My divisions of cardboard panzers can easily destroy anything you toss at it, except 1 thing. Do you want to know what that 1 thing is? Well, I won't tell you. My scientists have worked day and night to harness the cardboard technology and now it has payed off. And soon my scientists will complete the cardboard missle. These tiny 12 inch missles may look wimpy but remove the parachute from these babies and they'll be hitting your beaches "en masse" and we'll see who's laughing then. And don't were just exparamenting with cardboard nope not at all. We are leading the world in glue technology. But I won't tell you the weapons we're making with the glue.
Super American VX Man
10-10-2003, 02:58
:lol: That's great.
10-10-2003, 03:00
XD.

That actually made me laugh, especially the glue part.

Thanks, man.

Thanks.
10-10-2003, 03:04
What about rain? :P
10-10-2003, 03:16
that's the "one thing", I reckon...
Aquilla
10-10-2003, 03:18
This has got to be someone's puppet, who is trying to illustrate the stupidity of newbies. Tht's hilarious "I have 2divisions of cardboard panzers and you can't stop me"
Aequatio
10-10-2003, 03:19
I'd think the one thing would be napalm... or a strong breeze.
10-10-2003, 03:22
In fact, the "one thing" could be any number of things. A troupe of Girl Scouts, for example...
Western Asia
10-10-2003, 03:22
I'd think the one thing would be napalm... or a strong breeze.

Hehe...or a flamethrower (AKA, a can of hairspray taped to a cig lighter).
Kecha
10-10-2003, 03:26
The "One Thing" could just be some hillbilly with a good case of Beer Belching.
10-10-2003, 03:32
Glue? GLUE?! GLUE! that's ok, have fun 8)
10-10-2003, 03:43
I reckon the one thing is "Anything"
Aztec National League
10-10-2003, 03:46
lol, this was funny, even if it was making fun of newbies.
11-10-2003, 06:09
oh yeah? well ive got plastc tanks so even if you blow them up, they still give off toxic fumes and kill you
17-01-2004, 23:09
*launches cardboard nuke*
17-01-2004, 23:13
OOC - thats pure genius :D
Aquilla
18-01-2004, 02:49
:arrow: Archive!

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18-01-2004, 02:52
:arrow: Archive!

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Seconded.

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19-01-2004, 03:33
:arrow: Archive!

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Seconded.

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Thirded
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Atlantian Outcasts
19-01-2004, 03:57
LMAO!
Archive!
Aquilla
20-01-2004, 03:01
LMAO!
Archive!

Yet how do we go about doing so?

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