Emperor John
09-10-2003, 19:42
Emperor John is the best.
The Republic of Emperor John is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 3.456 billion are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and military spending is on the increase. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor John's national animal is the Canadian Black Squirel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dollar.
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The Republic of Emperor John is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 3.456 billion are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.
High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and military spending is on the increase. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor John's national animal is the Canadian Black Squirel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dollar.
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