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Emperor John

Emperor John
09-10-2003, 19:42
Emperor John is the best.

The Republic of Emperor John is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 3.456 billion are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and military spending is on the increase. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor John's national animal is the Canadian Black Squirel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dollar.
:D
Troon
09-10-2003, 19:51
The fact that you altered your size by 3 billion makes you much less in my eyes.
Crimmond
09-10-2003, 19:52
The Empire of Crimmond
"Time is the fire in which we burn."

UN Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights: Average
Economy: Frightening
Political Freedoms: Rare

Location: Western Europe

The Empire of Crimmond is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.401 billion are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it concentrates mainly on Defence, although Commerce and Law & Order are secondary priorities. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22%. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Crimmond's national animal is the grey wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Crimmar.

Crimmond is ranked 15th in the region and 8,882nd in the world for Largest Gambling Industries.

Sorry, my people have a better standard of living and MUCH lower taxes. They think Crimmond is better.
Crimmond
09-10-2003, 19:54
The fact that you altered your size by 3 billion makes you much less in my eyes.Ah.... yes you are correct. I didn't notice that.
09-10-2003, 20:37
Emperor John is the best.

The Republic of Emperor John is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate population of 3.456 billion are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Defence, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 89%, and even higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Information Technology.

High-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and military spending is on the increase. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Emperor John's national animal is the Canadian Black Squirel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its currency is the Dollar.
:Dthat is quite strange you having created your nation on the 9th of september you seem to have more people than anyone like wow 3.456billion in 3/4 weeks must have been tough i've only got 600 million in my nation and i created on the 20th of june it seems quite spestacular but you must be correct seeing as you only have 126 million in your country???