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New battle armor released! Only selling to other n00bs!

08-10-2003, 21:25
That's right, I have the industrucibal wepon of choice!

The n00bitron 839489304803!

N00klear powered with a gun that vaporizez cities, it can stil travel at the speed of light! nobady will mess with it because of the 3 billion megaton n00k inside!

If you want to buy it, it's only 10 USD each!

http://www.skinnersguild.com/skins/images/38.jpg

OOC: If you can't guess this is a spoof, I feel sorry for you. Yes, almost all those typos were planned.
08-10-2003, 21:33
:lol:

Heh. Nice. ^_^
Krostovia
08-10-2003, 21:38
hehe thats cool!
08-10-2003, 21:40
Thanks. I wonder if any will actually buy...
08-10-2003, 21:41
Hey, why not. If it's only for 10 USD... :roll:
08-10-2003, 21:44
How immature are you? Omg grow up.
Independant Pluto
08-10-2003, 21:49
I'll take 500 trillion bajillion!
08-10-2003, 21:50
How immature are you? Omg grow up.Hey man, I am bored and I happened to find the armor pic. I used it, so n00k me.

Armor wired.

(You won't get that unless you saw the Famous Quotes thread)
08-10-2003, 22:54
The new armor is out:

The Spamonater! Using the vast powers of spam, it can kill threads in only a few minues of release! Only 5 USD for the entire set!

http://www.skinnersguild.com/skins/images/186.jpg
08-10-2003, 23:00
Also included for 3 USD extra is the PA system that blasts this (http://www.mailmsg.com/sounds/spam-song.wav) at 83 decibles.
Renard
08-10-2003, 23:23
I'll take two Spam suits, just to irritate people with. :D
Crimmond
08-10-2003, 23:29
I'll take two Spam suits, just to irritate people with. :DYou get all three for five bucks, according to the deal.
08-10-2003, 23:48
Ill take 5 spam deals, but is there any way to make it louder than 32 decibels? Crimmond is a large country and If I'm going to spam the natives away I'm going to need some really loud spamming. Anything you can do?
Crimmond
09-10-2003, 19:09
Ill take 5 spam deals, but is there any way to make it louder than 32 decibels? Crimmond is a large country and If I'm going to spam the natives away I'm going to need some really loud spamming. Anything you can do?Considering that n00ks and n00bs is my puppet... no. :lol:
Flocarga and Delmarva
09-10-2003, 19:29
Ah, I love the sarcastic posts like this.

The spam set, can we get some addons for ultra decibels and annoying tones? Pull some of that on enemy nations. Like a ultra-annoying screetch at 160 dB?
09-10-2003, 19:37
I have a spell that will fill a country with SPAM and turn all of its citizens into powerpuff girls (without the powers...of course). You can make the entire population continuously watch MTV and BET while they "surf" on AOL. If I had a heart I'd feel sorry for those poor people.........nah....
Flocarga and Delmarva
09-10-2003, 19:42
You can make the entire population continuously watch MTV and BET while they "surf" on AOL.

Ouch. Although the MTV part is far worse than the BET part... IMO.
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