NationStates Jolt Archive


WE WISH TO PURCHASE NATIONS!!!!

Monte Castello
08-10-2003, 15:19
Monte Castello wishes to purchase nations, alhtough we will NOT be interested in ones which have just been made for obvious reasons. Please post any offers here or TG me.

Thanks.
Merci.
Danke.
Gracias.
Grazie.
08-10-2003, 15:39
Are you talking about OOC Puppets or IC puppets? I'm assuming OOC Puppets... lets see... here's one I never used:

The Rogue Nation of Fort Vancouver
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

UN Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights: Some Economy: Powerhouse Political Freedoms: Unheard Of

Location: The East Pacific
The Rogue Nation of Fort Vancouver is a huge, devout nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. Its hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 463 million are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Commerce, and Defence. Income tax is unheard of. A powerhouse of a private sector is led by the Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining industries.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, eight year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and euthanasia is legal. Crime is a problem. Fort Vancouver's national animal is the Shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its currency is the Credit.

Fort Vancouver is ranked 1383rd in the region and 28,940th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

How about... 5 Trillion?
Monte Castello
08-10-2003, 15:55
We feel that 5 trillion is excessive for a nation of this size. How about 3 trillion?
The Most Glorious Hack
08-10-2003, 15:57
*bangs head on table*
08-10-2003, 15:59
NO! Nation selling is NOT GOOD!
Bad pupeteer! BAD! Hang your head in shame!
Monte Castello
08-10-2003, 16:01
Our desire to purchase nations is our concern.
08-10-2003, 16:05
It is also the first step on the rocky road to a process known as puppetwank. Be warned...
James Adams
08-10-2003, 16:13
It is also the first step on the rocky road to a process known as puppetwank. Be warned...

LOL
Monte Castello
08-10-2003, 16:44
bump :D
08-10-2003, 16:47
We feel that 5 trillion is excessive for a nation of this size. How about 3 trillion?

No. A nation that big is going for about 10 trillion.
Kekkosmaa
08-10-2003, 16:54
OOC: Ragh, puppeteering. Now, I understand getting nations from another players. Nothing bad with having multiple nations, if you don't make them to roleplay with eachother. So, getting nations Out of Character is fine.

But purchasing a nation from another nation IN CHARACTER is ridiculous. When you create a nation, you create an indenpendent state (unless it's some puppet so that you can watch other regions.. But they are a different thing).
Five Civilized Nations
08-10-2003, 17:10
BUMP!!!
Monte Castello
09-10-2003, 17:43
OOC: Ragh, puppeteering. Now, I understand getting nations from another players. Nothing bad with having multiple nations, if you don't make them to roleplay with eachother. So, getting nations Out of Character is fine.

But purchasing a nation from another nation IN CHARACTER is ridiculous. When you create a nation, you create an indenpendent state (unless it's some puppet so that you can watch other regions.. But they are a different thing).

well, its OOC then! christ, talk about being picky!!!
Jitano
09-10-2003, 17:45
i too would like to buy nations of appreciable size