The Imperial Guard show itself to the Sol System!
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 02:36
"After being cut off from the rest of the most Holy Imperium of Man by a Warp Storm, we have chosen to reveal ourselves to the denizens of The Most Holy and Ancient Terra, if this is the same Terra we know, but that's not the message. We offer to trade technology and ideas to the denizens of the Most Holy and Ancient Terra. May the Emperor's light shine over you dwellers of the Most Holy and Ancient Terra. The Homeworld of Man."
-IG Army Commander
You are frome the Most Holy Imperium of Man yes?
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Prime Minister Joshua Borden.
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 02:39
Yes but unfornately, we have been cut off from the blessings of The Imperium by a wretched Warp Storm. We're not even sure if this is the same Most Holy and Ancient Terra we know.
Chief Engineer Jouuha manages to receive the message from Imperial Guard via the Laser-Pulse communication facility at the Eeorouh spaceport.
Homeworld of Man. Man is not the only one that claims this planet as its home. He continues monitoring the communication exchanges.
Yes but unfornately, we have been cut off from the blessings of The Imperium by a wretched Warp Storm. We're not even sure if this is the same Most Holy and Ancient Terra we know. It is not, you follow the religion of the Emperor of Man true?
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Prime Minister Joshua Borden.
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 02:51
Chief Engineer Jouuha manages to receive the message from Imperial Guard via the Laser-Pulse communication facility at the Eeorouh spaceport.
Homeworld of Man. Man is not the only one that claims this planet as its home. He continues monitoring the communication exchanges.
This is impossible, Terra belongs to Man, the Emperor has proclaimed it! How could the humans permit the Xenos to live on this sacred planet?
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 03:00
Yes but unfornately, we have been cut off from the blessings of The Imperium by a wretched Warp Storm. We're not even sure if this is the same Most Holy and Ancient Terra we know. It is not, you follow the religion of the Emperor of Man true?
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Prime Minister Joshua Borden.
Of Course! We follow the cult of the Emperor! He is our saviour and the uniting force of Mankind! He is the Protector of Mankind, for that we shall die for him!
Chief Engineer Jouuha manages to receive the message from Imperial Guard via the Laser-Pulse communication facility at the Eeorouh spaceport.
Homeworld of Man. Man is not the only one that claims this planet as its home. He continues monitoring the communication exchanges.
This is impossible, Terra belongs to Man, the Emperor has proclaimed it! How could the humans permit the Xenos to live on this sacred planet? I've heard of Eldar here, Cat-Humans, Fox-humans, etc, while i'm here, could you explain your religion to us?
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Prime Minister Joshua Borden.
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 03:16
Chief Engineer Jouuha manages to receive the message from Imperial Guard via the Laser-Pulse communication facility at the Eeorouh spaceport.
Homeworld of Man. Man is not the only one that claims this planet as its home. He continues monitoring the communication exchanges.
This is impossible, Terra belongs to Man, the Emperor has proclaimed it! How could the humans permit the Xenos to live on this sacred planet? I've heard of Eldar here, Cat-Humans, Fox-humans, etc, while i'm here, could you explain your religion to us?
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Prime Minister Joshua Borden.
What?! Eldar, the murderers of Man are here!? Cat humans, Fox-Humans, what sort of mutants are these?! This is heresy! How could the most Holy human inhabitants permit this atrocity?!
Anyways, the Emperor protects Mankind from Choas. He watches over his children from the Holy Golden Throne. We are all servants to the Emperor. The Emperor protects us from Choas, we protect him from the vile aliens that roam this galaxy. Without the Emperor, mankind is nothing, it is a humans sworn duty to help sustain our truly divine Emperor, no matter the cost....
Chief Engineer Jouuha manages to receive the message from Imperial Guard via the Laser-Pulse communication facility at the Eeorouh spaceport.
Homeworld of Man. Man is not the only one that claims this planet as its home. He continues monitoring the communication exchanges.
This is impossible, Terra belongs to Man, the Emperor has proclaimed it! How could the humans permit the Xenos to live on this sacred planet? I've heard of Eldar here, Cat-Humans, Fox-humans, etc, while i'm here, could you explain your religion to us?
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Prime Minister Joshua Borden.
What?! Eldar, the murderers of Man are here!? Cat humans, Fox-Humans, what sort of mutants are these?! This is heresy! How could the most Holy human inhabitants permit this atrocity?!
Anyways, the Emperor protects Mankind from Choas. He watches over his children from the Holy Golden Throne. We are all servants to the Emperor. The Emperor protects us from Choas, we protect him from the vile aliens that roam this galaxy. Without the Emperor, mankind is nothing, it is a humans sworn duty to help sustain our truly divine Emperor, no matter the cost.... Eldar are here because they came here, and none of the nations strong enough to make them leave wish to do so, Humans here have no hatred for Eldar to my knowledge, Fox-humans are Fox/Human crossovers, Cat-Humans are the same, only Cat DNA instead of Fox DNA.
your religion is fascinating.
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Prime Minister Joshua Borden.
What?! Eldar, the murderers of Man are here!? Cat humans, Fox-Humans, what sort of mutants are these?! This is heresy! How could the most Holy human inhabitants permit this atrocity?!
Anyways, the Emperor protects Mankind from Choas. He watches over his children from the Holy Golden Throne. We are all servants to the Emperor. The Emperor protects us from Choas, we protect him from the vile aliens that roam this galaxy. Without the Emperor, mankind is nothing, it is a humans sworn duty to help sustain our truly divine Emperor, no matter the cost....
We're sorry to inform you that this seems to be the case. The Eldar seem to behave themselves, mostly, and the elves have a very strong prescence here. What may worry you more is the large amount of Orcs inhabiting the planet, particularly within the area known as Arda under the dominion of a warlord of immense power named Lord Melkor.
In any case, the United Socialist States of Alvarezistan stands ready to assist you in your returning from your exile.
Slagkattunger
08-10-2003, 03:30
"We are not mutants thankyou very much! My people have evolved from felines on Slagkattunger, as humans have evolved from apes. We have not found humans to be at all holy....delusional at times but not holy. From the sounds of it you have a problem with who we are, therefore we suggest that you stay away from Slagkattunger if you do not wish to be offended by my people appearance."
"We do not have to visit a madhouse to find disordered minds; our planet is the mental institution of the universe."
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Ambassador Jade Purrlinda
The Free Land of Slagkattungerhttp://www.nationstates.net/images/un_member.gif
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
My Nations GDP (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Slagkattunger)
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 03:54
What?! Eldar, the murderers of Man are here!? Cat humans, Fox-Humans, what sort of mutants are these?! This is heresy! How could the most Holy human inhabitants permit this atrocity?!
Anyways, the Emperor protects Mankind from Choas. He watches over his children from the Holy Golden Throne. We are all servants to the Emperor. The Emperor protects us from Choas, we protect him from the vile aliens that roam this galaxy. Without the Emperor, mankind is nothing, it is a humans sworn duty to help sustain our truly divine Emperor, no matter the cost....
We're sorry to inform you that this seems to be the case. The Eldar seem to behave themselves, mostly, and the elves have a very strong prescence here. What may worry you more is the large amount of Orcs inhabiting the planet, particularly within the area known as Arda under the dominion of a warlord of immense power named Lord Melkor.
In any case, the United Socialist States of Alvarezistan stands ready to assist you in your returning from your exile.
Elves? What are these creatures you speak of? Melkor? We thank you for your support, we pray that the Holy Emperor wraps his arms of protection around you, but we are not afraid of Orks, they are not exactly the brightest lifeforms in the Universe! And Slagkattunger, you look like you have not shown any hostility towards the Emperor's Children, you shall be welcomed into our territories, even if you are a dispicable Xenos....
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 04:03
In all the years this guard army has been active, of all the races we have purged from the galaxy in the Service of Mankind, never once have we heard of creatures called "Elves" or "Melkor."
In all the years this guard army has been active, of all the races we have purged from the galaxy in the Service of Mankind, never once have we heard of creatures called "Elves" or "Melkor."
OOC: Then why are you in Eldamar?
IC:
General Theallas elven face appears on the screen.
"ahh so you are the new arrivals, I have heard your statements, and while I find your xenophobia disturbing, I welcome you to our system. I will send you biological data on the races in our world, if you wish."
Slagkattunger
08-10-2003, 04:06
In all the years this guard army has been active, of all the races we have purged from the galaxy in the Service of Mankind, never once have we heard of creatures called "Elves" or "Melkor."
"Well a warning then...if you try to "purge" an Elf here...prepare to be "purged" from exisitance by the largest Elf nation here."
Incredible. They must have psychic abilities if they can read my thoughts.
"We are no Xenos. Our people were old, when yours were young. Our numbers dwindled greatly from cataclysm after cataclysm, yet we still remain. And we will continue to survive, no matter what is thrown at us."
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 04:10
In all the years this guard army has been active, of all the races we have purged from the galaxy in the Service of Mankind, never once have we heard of creatures called "Elves" or "Melkor."
OOC: Then why are you in Eldamar?
IC:
General Theallas elven face appears on the screen.
"ahh so you are the new arrivals, I have heard your statements, and while I find your xenophobia disturbing, I welcome you to our system. I will send you biological data on the races in our world, if you wish."
The IG Commander is clearly shocked...
"An Eldar helping us? This is truly most unexpected, normally we wouldn't accept, but we have a lot to learn about this place. We accept your offer, eldar....."
OOC: The Region suits me, plus I'm not the only non-eldar there.
In all the years this guard army has been active, of all the races we have purged from the galaxy in the Service of Mankind, never once have we heard of creatures called "Elves" or "Melkor."
OOC: Then why are you in Eldamar?
IC:
General Theallas elven face appears on the screen.
"ahh so you are the new arrivals, I have heard your statements, and while I find your xenophobia disturbing, I welcome you to our system. I will send you biological data on the races in our world, if you wish."
The IG Commander is clearly shocked...
"An Eldar helping us? This is truly most unexpected, normally we wouldn't accept, but we have a lot to learn about this place. We accept your offer, eldar....."
OOC: The Region suits me, plus I'm not the only non-eldar there.
Theallas nodded "By the way, not all pointy eared and tall beings are Eldar, I am a Sindarin, Menelmacar is Noldorian"
OOC: I have no ish to compile a data file in RL, so just consider that I sent it IC
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 04:13
Incredible. They must have psychic abilities if they can read my thoughts.
"We are no Xenos. Our people were old, when yours were young. Our numbers dwindled greatly from cataclysm after cataclysm, yet we still remain. And we will continue to survive, no matter what is thrown at us."
If you're wondering, yes we do have a few hundred psykers.
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 06:11
Ah of course, we see now, but it's remarkable how your kind bears a strong resembalance to the Eldar pigs that killed billions of our brothers and sisters. But fear not, we hold no grudge towards you, xenos....
-Guard Commander Mehian
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 06:36
The Will of The Emperor must be heard! His voice cannot be silenced!
The Will of The Emperor must be heard! His voice cannot be silenced! Anything can be silenced, all it takes is the right kind of pressure, in the right place.
~Empress Kushrenada.
I'm not a bloody mutant!
~Unnamed Cathuman.
The Imperial Navy
08-10-2003, 12:41
The president stepped forward.
"These 'Imperial Guard' as they call themselves are a threat, as they do not like anyone who is not human. Therefore, we shall be watching these 'humans' until a time as we see fit that they are no longer a threat."
President Daniel Marshall of the Imperial Navy
Head of the Imperial Alliance.
"The price of freedom is eternal Vigilance."
Tor Yvresse
08-10-2003, 12:46
'Ah The worshippers of the Corpse God have arrived, ready to feed more souls to the Furnace of the Golden Throne no doubt, more Psykers to the Flames. Mon-Keigh, ready to unleash with uncaring hands the forces of disorder upon us all.
For Information sake WE ARE Eldar, we are the race that has done all you claim, but only because it had to be done, often you fools where ready to unleash the end upon us.
Here we seek to live in a greater understanding, the threat of Melkor is too great, we have been foes Imperial but when the forces of Chaos threaten to overwhelm us all we have worked together. We the Council would hold that Melkor is an expression of Chaos, and we must put aside our hatred for the survival of us all.'
Farseer Council
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 14:32
Well the Sinful aliens finally reveal themselves. For one pointy ears, what is this Melkor? Second, you will show proper respect to his most divine majesty! With that said, may the Emperor smite you, you wicked alien.
Tor Yvresse
08-10-2003, 14:54
'This is not a discussion I should have with those whom may be forbade forbidden Knowledge, afterall I would not wish some over Zealous Inquistor executing you now would I. It may well be that they decide that it is safe knowledge but do you wish to take that risk?
I will tell all to one whom your society judges able to know all, let them say what needs to be said. For now all I will say is he is one that would call himself a god.'
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 22:58
We are cut off from the Most Blessed Imperium and we are not even sure his most Divine Majesty's power extends over here, we're not even sure if this is the same Holy and Ancient Terra since there are vile Xenos like you taking up residence here. Now out with it pointy ears.
We are cut off from the Most Blessed Imperium and we are not even sure his most Divine Majesty's power extends over here, we're not even sure if this is the same Holy and Ancient Terra since there are vile Xenos like you taking up residence here. Now out with it pointy ears. The "Most Holy Emperor" has no sway over here, not to my knowledge, and stop throwing the phrase Pointy Ears around, it's not just the Eldar who have pointy ears y'know.
~Her most Holy Majesty Empress Aidan Kushrenada.
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 23:08
In the past, we have clashed with the vile Eldar countless times, we have suffered defeat at their wretched hands and have also celebrated sweet victory over their lifeless corpses in countless battles. They are responsible for the deaths directly and indirectly of billions of humans. They are some of the most evil and manipulative aliens ever encounterd by the Mighty Imperium Of Man.
In the past, we have clashed with the vile Eldar countless times, we have suffered defeat at their wretched hands and have also celebrated sweet victory over their lifeless corpses in countless battles. They are responsible for the deaths directly and indirectly of billions of humans. They are some of the most evil and manipulative aliens ever encounterd by the Mighty Imperium Of Man. Well I personally find them to be far more pleasant than you, and stop throwing that title "Pointy Ears" around OK? for me? I'm going to have a Demihuman Transformation Procedure soon.
~Her most Holy Majesty Empress Aidan Kushrenada.
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 23:17
Why would you want to alter your divine Emperor given human form? And we'll stop referring to the Eldar as pointy ears once they cease referring to us as mon-keigh.
Why would you want to alter your divine Emperor given human form? And we'll stop referring to the Eldar as pointy ears once they cease referring to us as mon-keigh. Well, we don't know if we can help you with the Mon-Keigh bit, as for why I'd want to alter my body? well, it's simple really, my current body is to weak, I'm only about 17.
~Her most Holy Majesty Empress Aidan Kushrenada.
Crimmond
08-10-2003, 23:27
We suggest that you not get in our way. We have many ways of destroying xenophobes such as your kind, but only if they interfere with us.
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Ambassador Krall'c
Head of Foriegn Relations and Embassys
Former Head Ambassador
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 23:28
Ah we see, and we hope someday you will see the Poi...Eldar's true nature for yourself, then and only then you can see how evil they truly are.
Ah we see, and we hope someday you will see the Poi...Eldar's true nature for yourself, then and only then you can see how evil they truly are. They are no more or less evil than Humans or anyone else can be.
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 23:36
We suggest that you not get in our way. We have many ways of destroying xenophobes such as your kind, but only if they interfere with us.
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Ambassador Krall'c
Head of Foriegn Relations and Embassys
Former Head Ambassador
Incredible, a gigantic talking dragon
"When they kill billions of your citizens. How would you feel?
"When they kill billions of your citizens. How would you feel? I'd make a swift, painfull reprisal, but they haven't done such a thing.
Crimmond
08-10-2003, 23:40
"When they kill billions of your citizens. How would you feel?We are allies with the Eldar. If we do as we are obligated to do in our alliances, they will never have reasons to attack.
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Lord Reil Tian
Former Mercenary
Ruler of The Empire of Crimmond (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=crimmond)
Crimmond National Factbook (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76921)
Imperial Guard
08-10-2003, 23:51
"When they kill billions of your citizens. How would you feel? I'd make a swift, painfull reprisal, but they haven't done such a thing.
You are most fortunate then. They have killed countless humans on planets that rightfully belonged to The Imperium of Man, the only justication they gave was that it was a so called "Maiden" world. And Crimmond, how could you trust a race that has dreams of restablishing their empire and subjugating the Human race?
I don't like you. You should know that it isn't just the Elves and Orcs threatening you... it's the humans.
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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73712)
Archangel Heavy Industries (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78569)
Arda Alliance
"When they kill billions of your citizens. How would you feel? I'd make a swift, painfull reprisal, but they haven't done such a thing.
You are most fortunate then. They have killed countless humans on planets that rightfully belonged to The Imperium of Man, the only justication they gave was that it was a so called "Maiden" world. And Crimmond, how could you trust a race that has dreams of restablishing their empire and subjugating the Human race? They are not all like that, and how can I trust Humans who produce a ogranization like the Inquisition?
Ah of course, we see now, but it's remarkable how your kind bears a strong resembalance to the Eldar pigs that killed billions of our brothers and sisters. But fear not, we hold no grudge towards you, xenos....
-Guard Commander Mehian
Powerful words. Full of hate. I think your country is not powerful enough to support such statements. We as Eldar shall avenge those words.
Eldar pigs, you called us. The last time we were challenged like that the pitiful Elfhaters were punished by the wrath of Khaine.
We will support any actions taken by the Tor Yvresse goverment due to our lack of leadership, but our fleets are prepared to punish this insolents fools. Damn Mon-Keighs...they never get tired of doing the same stupid things
Atheril D`nan, Admiral of the Second Wrath Fleet
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:10
The Inquisition carries out the will of The Emperor of Mankind. They wish to protect the humans from the evils of choas.
The Inquisition carries out the will of The Emperor of Mankind. They wish to protect the humans from the evils of choas. We have a word for answers like this one in the Holy Empire of Kecha, but it's rude, next you'll be asking me to let Inquisitors into Kecha, and submit to Imperial rule, am I right?
Your insolent words cannot be forgiven, soon the Eldar wrath will fall upon you.
Your insolent words cannot be forgiven, soon the Eldar wrath will fall upon you. Peace! I ask you for peace!
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:16
Your insolent words cannot be forgiven, soon the Eldar wrath will fall upon you.
See?
The Inquisition carries out the will of The Emperor of Mankind. They wish to protect the humans from the evils of choas. We have a word for answers like this one in the Holy Empire of Kecha, but it's rude, next you'll be asking me to let Inquisitors into Kecha, and submit to Imperial rule, am I right?
Divine Emperor huh, I have to say you are infidels.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:21
Ah well this is Imperial law talking, a nation of humans not under Imperial rule would be considered heretic and therefore shall face extermination or subjugation or you could join the Imperium. Not that's just Imperial law, normally we would be obligated to hold up this mandate, but as you can see The Imperium has no power over this strange system.
Ah well this is Imperial law talking, a nation of humans not under Imperial rule would be considered heretic and therefore shall face extermination or subjugation. Not that's just Imperial law, normally we would be obligated to hold up this mandate, but as you can see The Imperium has no power over this strange system. Kecha couldn't be subjugated by you ever.
Don't bother bringing a bunch of Eldar nations against him. I can just annex him.
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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73712)
Archangel Heavy Industries (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78569)
Arda Alliance
Don't bother bringing a bunch of Eldar nations against him. I can just annex him.
http://www.hut.fi/~shaavist/b5/images/char/bester.jpg
Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73712)
Archangel Heavy Industries (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78569)
Arda Alliance Leave him be, he'll learn.
You want to subyugate everybody who don't belong to your Imperium?. You are no more than a stupid. You will be subyugated.
OOC: Kecha. Why are you asking us for peace?, this guy is slander all elven nations. TG me if you think it's private...
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:26
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
Don't bother bringing a bunch of Eldar nations against him. I can just annex him. Leave him be, he'll learn.Perhaps. Not likely though.
Don't bother bringing a bunch of Eldar nations against him. I can just annex him. Leave him be, he'll learn.Perhaps. Not likely though. He's mine if he doesn't, I need a workout.
Imperial Guard: We openly condemn your Emperor, jusr how we see it.
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:31
If you want to condemn anyone, condemn the High Lords of Terra. The Emperor is our protector! How could any human condemn him?
OOC:If you don't know who the High Lords are, just look up some Warhammer 40K info.
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral Leave him to me please, if he does not learn, then the Holy Empire of Kecha shall crush him.
Imperial Guard: We condemn him AND the High Lords all the same, our Empress is a true ruler.
Your emperor is surely a demon in human form may god have mery on thy souls and led you back to the light.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:32
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral
You expect us just to forgive the Eldar for the deaths of billions of Imperial Citizens?!
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral
You expect us just to forgive the Eldar for the deaths of billions of Imperial Citizens?! Silence now if you do not want to die IG!!!
Tell your emperor the the Dominion of Baggera agrees with some of his ideas, but most are just against our way of life. Namely.... under our own rule.
We will let Kecha handle you though.
Tell your emperor the the Dominion of Baggera agrees with some of his ideas, but most are just against our way of life. Namely.... under our own rule.
We will let Kecha handle you though. Thank you.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:38
We will not be silenced by you, only the Imperium can do that, and they are not here.
We will not be silenced by you, only the Imperium can do that, and they are not here. I think the Holy Empire has just been challenged, am I right?
Teritora
09-10-2003, 00:40
Frankly, Neither we don't give a care about your emperor and from the sounds of it neither you or you Emperor will ever be welcomed in Teritoran space.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:41
How can the Imperium be challenged when the full might of Imperium is not here?
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral
You expect us just to forgive the Eldar for the deaths of billions of Imperial Citizens?!
Listen to Kecha, he's giving you a wise advice. We will leave this matter for now in the hands of the Kecha goverment. But if you keep with that non sense of the "Merciless Eldar Killers" we will handle this matter all by ourselves.
We had never killed humans before, for no reason. All our actions were in self defense. Shut up, Mon-Keigh, and change your attitude.
Supreme ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral.
How can the Imperium be challenged when the full might of Imperium is not here? By "Holy Empire" I mean the Holy Empire of Kecha!!! please be silent, do not anger the Eldar, Demihumans, Orcs, or anyone else, or we shall subjugate you and keep you quiet.
The Territory
09-10-2003, 00:48
{Private diplomatic transmission}
x Maria Rukavindi (Colonel, Doctor)
o <unknown>, (Commander)
In point of fact it is the assumption of students of reality and its implication that this Earth is not the Earth of which you speak, but that it likely has aspects in common with that Earth. Apparently you are familiar with some off-Earth cultures and assume that some species map to species present in your own personal backtime.
And so you are in fact lost, knowing too little of this Earth and enough to put yourself in harm's way. At least your community is in fact - and pardon me if I have misunderstood - baseline human or close to baseline human. You are part of the majority species, and this will likely help you in the long run.
My suggestions: relax. Find your feet. Do not pursue feuds that may be entirely different from what you believe they are. Be always vigilant and ready. With the blessing of appropriate authorities I extend an invitation to send representatives to the Territory - from intelligence I would say it would be mutually enlightening.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:54
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral
You expect us just to forgive the Eldar for the deaths of billions of Imperial Citizens?!
Listen to Kecha, he's giving you a wise advice. We will leave this matter for now in the hands of the Kecha goverment. But if you keep with that non sense of the "Merciless Eldar Killers" we will handle this matter all by ourselves.
We had never killed humans before, for no reason. All our actions were in self defense. Shut up, Mon-Keigh, and change your attitude.
Supreme ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral.
Hmph typical Eldar....and do you really think I would reveal all of my forces locations to this system? I have only a mere regiment with me from where I am communicating to you from. The Imperium unofficialy now has a presence in this system.
The IG Commader
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 00:56
{Private diplomatic transmission}
x Maria Rukavindi (Colonel, Doctor)
o <unknown>, (Commander)
In point of fact it is the assumption of students of reality and its implication that this Earth is not the Earth of which you speak, but that it likely has aspects in common with that Earth. Apparently you are familiar with some off-Earth cultures and assume that some species map to species present in your own personal backtime.
And so you are in fact lost, knowing too little of this Earth and enough to put yourself in harm's way. At least your community is in fact - and pardon me if I have misunderstood - baseline human or close to baseline human. You are part of the majority species, and this will likely help you in the long run.
My suggestions: relax. Find your feet. Do not pursue feuds that may be entirely different from what you believe they are. Be always vigilant and ready. With the blessing of appropriate authorities I extend an invitation to send representatives to the Territory - from intelligence I would say it would be mutually enlightening.
Thank you! There's actually someone reasonable in this system.
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral
You expect us just to forgive the Eldar for the deaths of billions of Imperial Citizens?!
Listen to Kecha, he's giving you a wise advice. We will leave this matter for now in the hands of the Kecha goverment. But if you keep with that non sense of the "Merciless Eldar Killers" we will handle this matter all by ourselves.
We had never killed humans before, for no reason. All our actions were in self defense. Shut up, Mon-Keigh, and change your attitude.
Supreme ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral.
Hmph typical Eldar....and do you really think I would reveal all of my forces locations to this system? I have only a mere regiment with me from where I am communicating to you from. The Imperium unofficialy now has a presence in this system.
The IG Commader
Are you really to keep this up?. One more insult and your regiment and any forces we find will be erased from the face of the universe
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral
You expect us just to forgive the Eldar for the deaths of billions of Imperial Citizens?!
Listen to Kecha, he's giving you a wise advice. We will leave this matter for now in the hands of the Kecha goverment. But if you keep with that non sense of the "Merciless Eldar Killers" we will handle this matter all by ourselves.
We had never killed humans before, for no reason. All our actions were in self defense. Shut up, Mon-Keigh, and change your attitude.
Supreme ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral.
Hmph typical Eldar....and do you really think I would reveal all of my forces locations to this system? I have only a mere regiment with me from where I am communicating to you from. The Imperium unofficialy now has a presence in this system.
The IG Commader
Bah, You are in the wrong Universe to be making threats Human.
Emperor Gerx of the Zoir Imperium.
We rather die than not serve the Emperor.
You will die, then, if you don't apologize for your words
Prince Kithail Hyral
You expect us just to forgive the Eldar for the deaths of billions of Imperial Citizens?!
Listen to Kecha, he's giving you a wise advice. We will leave this matter for now in the hands of the Kecha goverment. But if you keep with that non sense of the "Merciless Eldar Killers" we will handle this matter all by ourselves.
We had never killed humans before, for no reason. All our actions were in self defense. Shut up, Mon-Keigh, and change your attitude.
Supreme ShadowPrince Kithail Hyral.
Hmph typical Eldar....and do you really think I would reveal all of my forces locations to this system? I have only a mere regiment with me from where I am communicating to you from. The Imperium unofficialy now has a presence in this system.
The IG Commader Do not threaten people please, if you are willing to be peaceable, so are we, we extend an offer to, as we say "Bury the hatchet" and forge good relations between us.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 01:02
A what? Oh nevermind, we will cease our insults if the Eldar stay away from us and cease insulting our Emperor.
A what? Oh nevermind, we will cease our insults if the Eldar stay away from us and cease insulting our Emperor. We want to make diplomatic relations, we can make no promises about the Eldar.
Teritora
09-10-2003, 01:15
Imperal Guard if you even hope for Galaxic relations you should learn tact and how to deal with people you loathe as for insults to your emperor, the Eldar are not the only ones insulting him.
The Territory
09-10-2003, 01:28
{Private diplomatic transmission}
x Maria Rukavindi (Colonel, Doctor)
o <unknown>, (Commander)
On many points you may find the Territory - or indeed the entire Co-Prosperity Sphere - quite unreasonable, Commander. This isn't one of them. If your community is able to engage in civil relations with a multispecies culture that does not particularly exalt any one species and where all citizens are bound by the rule of law, you or your representatives are welcome.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 01:40
You must understand where we come from, associating with aliens is big no-no. Every human in our universe if what you say is true, is taught never trust a non-human, never to listen to a non-human for fear that the alien will corrupt him/her. The Imperium of Man or at least the High Lords believes it's the Human races destiny to rule the Universe. These teachings will not just go away. These ideals have been embedded in every man, woman, and child in our "Universe."
You must understand where we come from, associating with aliens is big no-no. Every human in our universe if what you say is true, is taught never trust a non-human, never to listen to a non-human for fear that the alien will corrupt him/her. The Imperium of Man or at least the High Lords believes it's the Human races destiny to rule the Universe. These teachings will not just go away. These ideals have been embedded in every man, woman, and child in our "Universe." This is a different Universe though, Aliens, or "Xenos" as you call them, are often dealt with by Humans.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 02:07
Just because this is different universe doesn't mean our loyalty to the Emperor will go away just like that.
Just because this is different universe doesn't mean our loyalty to the Emperor will go away just like that. Still, stop mocking the Eldar, the wrong word might provoke someone.
Indeed, even if you don't like them you should be like those chinese I heard about on earth, smile even if your going to stab the people you are dealing with in the back. Your Xenophobic ways will not help you and will earn you many enemies human and nonhuman.
Emperor Zoir.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 03:51
Indeed, even if you don't like them you should be like those chinese I heard about on earth, smile even if your going to stab the people you are dealing with in the back. Your Xenophobic ways will not help you and will earn you many enemies human and nonhuman.
Emperor Zoir.
Interesting philosophy.....
Indeed, even if you don't like them you should be like those chinese I heard about on earth, smile even if your going to stab the people you are dealing with in the back. Your Xenophobic ways will not help you and will earn you many enemies human and nonhuman.
Emperor Zoir.
Interesting philosophy..... It's also true.
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 03:58
Just because this is different universe doesn't mean our loyalty to the Emperor will go away just like that. Still, stop mocking the Eldar, the wrong word might provoke someone.
"I was not mocking the Eldar. I was merely stating who our loyalties belonged to."
Just because this is different universe doesn't mean our loyalty to the Emperor will go away just like that. Still, stop mocking the Eldar, the wrong word might provoke someone.
"I was not mocking the Eldar. I was merely stating who our loyalties belonged to." I advise you to state them more quietly unless you're very large.
The Eastern Hemisphere
09-10-2003, 04:06
That will be quite enough of this bullying now.
"The people of Neo-Wu welcome the Imperial Guard into an alliance with open arms. We share the same views towards the Xenomorphs as you, despite what the majority think. We will serve as your protectorate if you wish as well, to defend your country until your strength is adequate."
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Lord-Strategist Jiang Wei, Minister of the Foreign Foray
Innocence Proves Nothing
Crimmond
09-10-2003, 04:10
That will be quite enough of this bullying now.No, this little Xenophobe needs to be dealt with.
"The people of Neo-Wu welcome the Imperial Guard into an alliance with open arms. We share the same views towards the Xenomorphs as you, despite what the majority think. We will serve as your protectorate if you wish as well, to defend your country until your strength is adequate."
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Lord-Strategist Jiang Wei, Minister of the Foreign Foray
Innocence Proves Nothing I remember Neo-Wu, I wish you luck in forging relations with Imperial Guard.
The Eastern Hemisphere
09-10-2003, 04:12
We have no great love for the eldar species, no more threats shall be made to Imperial Guard.
We have no great love for the eldar species, no more threats shall be made to Imperial Guard. I'll threaten if I wish to threaten, I happen to like the Eldar, and any Alien who has done me no harm, but I'm willing to live and let live for now.
The Eastern Hemisphere
09-10-2003, 04:15
Excuse me, we happen to like elves, but the eldar has a nasty habit of angering us.
Excuse me, we happen to like elves, but the eldar has a nasty habit of angering us. Well that's you then isn't it? but they don't anger us.
The Eastern Hemisphere
09-10-2003, 04:24
Enough of this! This little conversation is over! I El Presidente have spoken!
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El Presidente
Overlord of The Hemisphere
Enough of this! This little conversation is over! I El Presidente have spoken!
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El Presidente
Overlord of The Hemisphere Very well, I shall speak with you no more, but this thread could well continue.
The Imperial Navy
09-10-2003, 09:55
The IG do not like any non-humans, and yet the Imperial Navy is only 60% Human.
it is 10% Gatonian, 10% Tydonian, 5% Taiidanian, and 15% Correlian.
Therefore, we can never have diplomatic relations with the Imperial Guard, and this "Emperor" you refer to.
Tor Yvresse
09-10-2003, 12:51
'I will give you the information you need on the Melkor. Melkor is Chaos incarnate perhaps best explained as a previously unknown Fifth Power of Chaos. He rules the Orks and many Debased humans who worship him as a God. he leads the foolish astray and demands their Worship. He would rule this world and the stars if he could.'
Pausing a moment in thought 'As for the 'Maiden' Worlds they belong to us by rights older than your race. They Belong to my people because we made them the worlds they are. Mon-Keigh do you understand our peoples cultivated and evolved those planets from hunks of rock into Paradise itself, then like a Cancer your people move onto them. You rape and pillage it's Bounty, you break it's spirit, until it's crys echo across the Galaxy and we hear it. You are Thiefs on the Maiden world the Imperium of Man, the thief. Still for now what you are saying are merely words, and we do not punish WORDS, prey we never learn of you making those words actions.'
Imperial Guard
09-10-2003, 14:45
First, we thank both the TEH and Neo-Wu for showing no hostility against us. Secondly, we would be honored to enter into an alliance with our human brethen of Neo-Wu in this strange universe. Third, 'Eldar' of Tor Yvresse. We have made no threats, we were merely trying to give a little background information to the Imperium. Fourth, this Melkor sounds powerful indeed and should be avoided, but even he pales in comparison to our Emperor.
Tor Yvresse
09-10-2003, 14:56
'Indeed, I speak more of your hatred for our kind, at the moment here you use but Words Mon-Keigh. So we do not punish Words, you may feel safty in that. Be on your way, and truly avoid Melkor as long as you are able but understand his threat will continue, be wary for his lies are subtle, he is the betrayer of hopes, and he will lead you away from your faith if he could.'
Imperial Guard
10-10-2003, 00:12
'Indeed, I speak more of your hatred for our kind, at the moment here you use but Words Mon-Keigh. So we do not punish Words, you may feel safty in that. Be on your way, and truly avoid Melkor as long as you are able but understand his threat will continue, be wary for his lies are subtle, he is the betrayer of hopes, and he will lead you away from your faith if he could.'
Our Emperor will protect us Eldar. We cannot forgive a race that gleams about the Imperium destruction and a race that calls our Emperor a corpse.
Imperial Guard
10-10-2003, 00:52
'I will give you the information you need on the Melkor. Melkor is Chaos incarnate perhaps best explained as a previously unknown Fifth Power of Chaos. He rules the Orks and many Debased humans who worship him as a God. he leads the foolish astray and demands their Worship. He would rule this world and the stars if he could.'
Pausing a moment in thought 'As for the 'Maiden' Worlds they belong to us by rights older than your race. They Belong to my people because we made them the worlds they are. Mon-Keigh do you understand our peoples cultivated and evolved those planets from hunks of rock into Paradise itself, then like a Cancer your people move onto them. You rape and pillage it's Bounty, you break it's spirit, until it's crys echo across the Galaxy and we hear it. You are Thiefs on the Maiden world the Imperium of Man, the thief. Still for now what you are saying are merely words, and we do not punish WORDS, prey we never learn of you making those words actions.'
Your Empire is long gone, the Imperium of Man has taken its place. We have claimed the so called "Maiden" worlds, when your empire was no longer around. Therefore since your empire was no longer around, it was our right to take them.
I will expect the statement of the Tor Yvresse's council before startong any military actions, but this kind of verbal agression against all the eldar shouldn't be tolerated.
ShadowPrince Kithail
The Eastern Hemisphere
10-10-2003, 01:04
Verbal aggrassion against the Eldar? Surely, a "superior" race can stand up to a few insults. By the way, this is a warning.
Eldar, Imperal gaurd, your both primitives to us. Just get along and stop with the insults
Emperor Gerx.
Imperial Guard
10-10-2003, 04:27
Verbal aggrassion against the Eldar? Surely, a "superior" race can stand up to a few insults. By the way, this is a warning.
They openly call us Mon-Keigh or hairy savage or many other names. Yet, we are not allowed to defend ourselves?
Why not the rest of the humans Ingore it why are you different and the Teritorans for example haven't been on speaking terms with Tor Yvresse in decades.
Emperor Gerx
Imperial Guard
10-10-2003, 04:34
Very simple, we have clashed with Eldar many times in the past. The blood of many of our comrades are on their hands.
Get over it, we destoryed Atlantian Outcasts's Orginal homeword and nearly wiped them out of the universe thousands of years and we are now allies. Humans have the blood of each others peoples on their hands from Millenia of fighting among their various nations and internally as well. Don't live in the past. The Elder are nothing, they are not as nearly as bad as the Anceint enemy who are true evil.
Imperial Guard
10-10-2003, 04:45
Get over it, we destoryed Atlantian Outcasts's Orginal homeword and nearly wiped them out of the universe thousands of years and we are now allies. Humans have the blood of each others peoples on their hands from Millenia of fighting among their various nations and internally as well. Don't live in the past. The Elder are nothing, they are not as nearly as bad as the Anceint enemy who are true evil.
Some things just don't go away that easily.....and what is this Ancient enemy you speak of?
An Extremly evil race of beings who view Sentent beings as cattle to be tortured then eaten. We waged a thousand year war before we locked away their fleet away in a dead universe. Which is where they stayed for over a hundred thousand years before escaping and starting what has been called the Demon war in which a allance of Space faring nations fought and barely won destorying the fleet after heavy loses and the destruction of several planets by the enemy. However it is likely that there are more where they came from and we never know when they may return again.
Ravenspire
10-10-2003, 08:32
I've heard of Eldar here, Cat-Humans, Fox-humans, etc, while i'm here, could you explain your religion to us?
Cat humans, Fox-Humans, what sort of mutants are these?!
Fox-humans are Fox/Human crossovers
About time someone acknowledged us in one of these things. 8)
But you're rather mistaken about our origin. The foxpeople of Ravenspire are neither mutants nor crossbreeds nor engineered lifeforms. We are also not aliens or xenomorphs. We are a naturally-evolved sentient terrestrial race native to the region that is today Ravenspire Terra, and our culture spans thousands, if not tens of thousands, of years.
Sakura Kitsuki
High Queen of the Kin
Imperial Guard
10-10-2003, 23:06
Interesting, we are quite curious about how foxes can evolve to humanoid form and create a culture that Predates the Imperium of Man. Going from a four legged, fur covered creature, to a nearly human form is....amazing.
Imperial Guard
11-10-2003, 03:20
I will expect the statement of the Tor Yvresse's council before startong any military actions, but this kind of verbal agression against all the eldar shouldn't be tolerated.
ShadowPrince Kithail
Thank for proving yourselves to be Tyrants. We owe you many thanks, eldar...
Ravenspire
11-10-2003, 06:30
Interesting, we are quite curious about how foxes can evolve to humanoid form and create a culture that Predates the Imperium of Man. Going from a four legged, fur covered creature, to a nearly human form is....amazing.
We didn't, exactly.
Our folklore ascribes our kind's origin to the kitsune, a... spiritually-awakened, I suppose you'd say... fox said to possess shapeshifting abilities, and to often take human form. Rather odd for a place in which magic holds no sway, but then, it did, at one time.
What the actual truth is, we're not sure; we haven't found a "missing link" any more than humans have. But for the time being, we're classified in genus Homo, as are humans.
Sakura Kitsuki
Chief Engineer Jouuha manages to receive the message from Imperial Guard via the Laser-Pulse communication facility at the Eeorouh spaceport.
Homeworld of Man. Man is not the only one that claims this planet as its home. He continues monitoring the communication exchanges.
This is impossible, Terra belongs to Man, the Emperor has proclaimed it! How could the humans permit the Xenos to live on this sacred planet? I've heard of Eldar here, Cat-Humans, Fox-humans, etc, while i'm here, could you explain your religion to us?
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Prime Minister Joshua Borden.
Ah yes...the fowl Eldar, we are cursed by having to deal with those wretched things. Now as I stand here today they have defiled the Sanctity of holy Mars! This is an affront to the Machine God and his minions.
Imperial Guard
12-10-2003, 10:02
Ah...finally, someone that knows of the wicked nature of the Eldar.
I will not hear a word spoken against the munificient and glorious Eldar.
You wont hear it? so you wont hear me say that they are dainty lil' punks! thats right! Dainty! with their soft hair and their fine features! it disgusts me! probably cause Im jealous.
Imperial Guard
12-10-2003, 18:09
I will not hear a word spoken against the munificient and glorious Eldar.
You are a puppet of the Eldar...how sad....and human to boot. I pity you.
Imperial Guard
13-10-2003, 06:51
You wont hear it? so you wont hear me say that they are dainty lil' punks! thats right! Dainty! with their soft hair and their fine features! it disgusts me! probably cause Im jealous.
Oh sure they're extremely good looking, but under those good looks, they're demons waiting pounce on Mankind.
Agreed...The fact the Roania bows before the Xenos filth is truly sad. The fact that humanity in his nation is forced to serve such disgusting rubbish.
Imperial Guard! I propose an alliance between our two nations! Death to the Xenos filth of Tor Yvresse! We will bring the light of the Emperor back to Roania!
OOC:
Im on Mars, my people worship the Machine God...go fig?
Imperial Guard
14-10-2003, 05:25
We accept your alliance proposal! It is indeed sad to see a nation of humans, imperial or not, fall under the corrupting influence rule of the vile xenos such as the Eldar.
Don't not fret people of Roania! No matter how long it takes, you will once again see the Light of the Emperor and his most holy Golden Throne!
Tor Yvresse
14-10-2003, 10:48
'Hmm well then this seems to have torn it, really don't conduct talks for alliance over an open channel.... The council will not brook this interferance any longer the Vascilia Country, we shall not be making any agreements over the Territory formally known as New Roan you may leave it now, before we force you.
Imperial Guard listen very closely, the Fools you have just allied with will be your undoing if you interfere in our rightful claiming of the lands that are ours, recognised as ours by all but Vascilia.
The peoples of Roania are a great peoples whose presence in our Protectorate has led to many improvements and oppertunitys for both our peoples. We are not the aggresors here your so called allies are, and they are far from 'Pure' in their Humanity, I'd suggest you examine a few of their practices in great detail.... Mutants and more all exist within their Lands. They grant sanctuary to what you would call the Heretic.'
((AF, it's okay. Just invite them in and start stealing their money slowly. Then buy plastic surgery. :P Worked for us!))
Roania stands ready to do very nasty things to the Imperial Guard should they meet our legions in battle.
Prince Alexander Black addressed the Legion today. "I come to you today as your lord and master. Prepare for a war. We will drive these extra-dimensional primitives from this world!"
A loud cheer greeted his words. Soldiers donned power armor. And above, 6 Roanian Battle Fleets stood ready to lay waste to the foolish idol worshippers. "For our god, and the holy church!"
You wont hear it? so you wont hear me say that they are dainty lil' punks! thats right! Dainty! with their soft hair and their fine features! it disgusts me! probably cause Im jealous.
It's okay. We understand.
Imperial Guard
14-10-2003, 14:37
The once great Mars is Xenos infested, too many to remove by force, therefore we shall stay out of this current conflict.
Slutbum Wallah
14-10-2003, 15:09
OOC: Cool. A WH40K human race. THis should be fun. Just yell if you need any help.
Imperial Guard
15-10-2003, 03:31
The vile Eldar have proven themselves to be Mon-Keigh as they would say, by attacking the peaceful Vascilia League of Mars! They claim to be a great noble race, but they now act like the so called "Mon-Keigh" they despise! They are the Mon-Keigh!
Indeed, we have been able to keep the most vile enemy at bay for long enough. The cowards that they are have used many WMD on my nation...including an Asteroid and a Plague, 7 million of my people are now dead due to the MIDAS forces, and for what? a useless scrap of land? we will keep our buffer zone if its the last thing that we do!