NationStates Jolt Archive


WAR RAGES BETWEEN ASLOS AND MONK BUSINESS

Monk Business
07-10-2003, 22:26
Due to recent conflicts between Monk Business (population 992 million) and Aslos (population 138 million), both have gathered their allies and are fighting against each other. The war is definitely in Monk Business's favor, with about 9 times the population and four allies with about the same amount, but Aslos has quite a few allies, so the war is almost equal.
Monk Business started bombing and attacking the Aslos capital October 7, and have ten reported casualties.

-Press Conference-

"We shall not give up!" Said Lord Frank of Monk Business, while gulping down some beer, his fifth in the last half-hour. "We will keep attacking until we..." BURP* "...take over they're nation and they're allies!" GULP*

"What he said is true, we will not give up!" Said General George D. Monk, "We have already sent tanks, copters, and..."

"Shut up ya old man!"

"Be quiet Frank, this is serious..."

"What did I tell you?"

"But sir..."

"No butts about it! I said..."

"I know sir, shut..."

"SHUT UP OR I'LL SILENCE YOU MYSELF!!!"

-End-

The war is looking like a Monk Business victory, but it is too early too tell.
09-10-2003, 00:25
As the war rages on, Aslos loses grip on the city of Othmar. The city known for its chemical weapons factories and friendly population was charged by enemy troops and occupied. The aslos secret militia has sent out guerilla operatives all over the region. These operatives have the authority to destroy enemy forces by any means possible, capitilist countries and the UN prefer to call them terrorists.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~News Conference~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Minister of information: They are no where in the country, your enemy tells you lies.

Nic Robertson(CNN):Sir, is it true that the leader has already called for activation of the ICBMs?

Minister of information: Yes this is true, but it holds no grounds on the fact that there are invaders in our land...that is a lie. And we have good news, Aslos has become delegate for the UN in their region!

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B4kst4br
09-10-2003, 00:28
Who is the agressor? what I meen is, who started the whole conflict and why?
Monk Business
09-10-2003, 21:49
Who is the agressor? what I meen is, who started the whole conflict and why?

I did. They refused to join us so I, being head of secret group, had to destroy them.
Monk Business
09-10-2003, 21:59
Still, Monk Business is winning, but only slightly. Because Monk Business has also declared war on another country in Aslos's region, our troops have been seperated.
Our troops have continued to attack Aslos's capital, and we have taken civilian hostages to Monkland, where our military base is located.

-Monk Business Congress Hall-

General Monk: "We are doing better then suspected congressmen, but we are not finished yet, nowhere near so. We have continued to attack their capital and we've sent tanks bordering the nation."
Congressman Phillis Hairy: "I suspected that you'd do better Mr. Monk, as we know you have been general for thirty years, and fought in more than twenty huge wars."
*There is agreement from the rest of the congressmen*
Lord Frank: "Ah, shut up ya old lady..."
Phillis Hairy: "Excuse me?"
Lord Frank (as he takes another sip of beer): "What? You deaf?"
General Monk: "Let's get together and cooperate now..."
Lord Frank: "Who made this freak a congressman anyway?"
General Monk: "Ummm..."
Lord Frank: "Just shut up and go home. All of you. James get the limo. We've gotta stop at my mothers on the way home.

-End-
Monk Business
09-10-2003, 21:59
Still, Monk Business is winning, but only slightly. Because Monk Business has also declared war on another country in Aslos's region, our troops have been seperated.
Our troops have continued to attack Aslos's capital, and we have taken civilian hostages to Monkland, where our military base is located.

-Monk Business Congress Hall-

General Monk: "We are doing better then suspected congressmen, but we are not finished yet, nowhere near so. We have continued to attack their capital and we've sent tanks bordering the nation."
Congressman Phillis Hairy: "I suspected that you'd do better Mr. Monk, as we know you have been general for thirty years, and fought in more than twenty huge wars."
*There is agreement from the rest of the congressmen*
Lord Frank: "Ah, shut up ya old lady..."
Phillis Hairy: "Excuse me?"
Lord Frank (as he takes another sip of beer): "What? You deaf?"
General Monk: "Let's get together and cooperate now..."
Lord Frank: "Who made this freak a congressman anyway?"
General Monk: "Ummm..."
Lord Frank: "Just shut up and go home. All of you. James get the limo. We've gotta stop at my mothers on the way home.

-End-
Monk Business
09-10-2003, 22:00
10-10-2003, 03:16
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