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This new show will chronicle the lives (dramaticized) of Siri and, um, other people in the Trium of Yut. But mostly Siri. The first episode will guest star Robin Williams as Melkor, and he will have a nude sex scene with Siri, played by Britney Spears. The critics are rating it 4 stars before they've even seen it!

EDIT: Typo.

SP: Yut

And prepare to be beaten by Siri. Badly.

It's just a TV show! Privately owned, I might add.

It's a girl! No, a boy! No, a BuMp!

*holds the bridge of his nose in one hand, head bowed*

Oi... I sure hope Siri doesn't go nuts over this one like all those other random things. Geez, I get the feeling people do this just to provoke us, really.

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Chief of State
Federated Segments of Scolopendra

<Communications on Open Channels>
{
<< I believe I might be able to help, Jon.

<< How much is this new show worth? I've been saving up for a while, and would like to make a purchase.
}

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S.H.O.D.A.N. v3.0 : MCP, Q01
Cetagandan Duchess of Marilac

*shakes head*

At this point, Siri needs to recognise that she's the unofficial sex symbol of NS, and just stop fighting the guys and gals trying to make a few dozen(million) bucks off her image.

*shakes head*

At this point, Siri needs to recognise that she's the unofficial sex symbol of NS, and just stop fighting the guys and gals trying to make a few dozen(million) bucks off her image.

I'd be pretty pissed if someone made a show about me and I didn't see any profits, or have any say in how the show is made.

Don't you realize that this could damage someone's image and ability to influence people.

I had Britney Spears executed months ago....

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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
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S.A.V.I.O.U.R.
Arda Alliance

I had Britney Spears executed months ago....Scientists cloned her in a secret lab, just like they did to the Backstreet Boys after we killed them.

If you ever find this lab, please transmit its coordinants to our Kickass Ortillary Department.

Found it. :D

Fires the Earthripper.

I had Britney Spears executed months ago....

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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
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S.A.V.I.O.U.R.
Arda Alliance

But the real Britney Spears has frolicked through our woodlands since February 20th - and is a highly protected resource!

I had Britney Spears executed months ago....

But the real Britney Spears has frolicked through our woodlands since February 20th - and is a highly protected resource!Eh. Clone, original... who cares? I made a ton of money selling the execution tape to MTV.

*watches TV* "Yep, they're most definitely fake. Britney, you slut."

I swear to you, if I end up on this show...


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Bodyguard Barry
Acting Prime Minister
The Unblinking Eye of SLAGLandic Security
Husband to Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network
Prankster Extraordinaire
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

*watches TV* "Yep, they're most definitely fake. Britney, you slut." Well, I can't speak on the original, but the clone...

Gaurd: Oooo... kinky

*pulls out gun* Do you EVER learn?

Gaurd: No.

*shoots gaurd* Idiot.

I swear to you, if My son ends up on this show...

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Esmerelda
Queen of The Outset Islands
Goddess and Protector of The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

OOC: Oh, why the hell not...

IC: I swear to you, if I ever end up on this show... I'll kiss you.

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Rasputin II
Prime Minister
The Dominion of Baggera
Overlord's comment: "He stopped my paper cut from bleeding."

I swear to you, if I end up on this show...


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Bodyguard Barry
Acting Prime Minister
The Unblinking Eye of SLAGLandic Security
Husband to Sentient Hyper-Optimized Data Access Network
Prankster Extraordinaire
The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

I swear if you ever end up on that show I'll sue for going blind...

President Gregory de los Santos
Federal Republic of New York and New Jersey
Commander 'n' Chief
"When I see the map of the world, I'm both happy and sad. Happy to see we're still a country after so long, sad to see so many other idiots have countries that have lasted so long."

<Communications to Independant Pluto>
{
<< See... this will get nothing but trouble for you.

<< I'd like to buy the production and intellectual rights to the show... I can manage it tastefully without offending any of these relatively powerful people here.
}

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S.H.O.D.A.N. v3.0 : MCP, Q01
Cetagandan Duchess of Marilac

<Communications to Barry>
{
<< Heehee... oh, how I love scheming. You're gonna like this one, dear.
}

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Shodey

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Shodey*gasp* You used the smilie I sent you! Yay! :D

(OOC: 'S a very cool smiley. Thanks. ^_^ )

My nation bans this show from YN Telivision, just for the sheer fact that is would dare star Britney Spears and Robin Williams.

Robin Williams killed his career when he made that one movie where he was a children's tv host, and then was kicked off, and tried to murder his replacement. NEVER DO DRAMA YOU STUPID COMEDIANS!

And Britney Spears is Britney Spears. Need I say more?

The second episode recently came out, immediately following the leaking to the press of the fact that Bodyguard Barry had threatened the IPTV Corp. The episode guest stars Michael Jackson as Bodyguard Barry. He repotedly molests Siri (Britney Spears). The ratings are soaring! IPTV, much to the annoyance of the government, had sent a rude animated video to Zero-One.

Siri isn't going to like this. I have banned this show from my teley

The Independant Pluto government has issued a warning to IPTV, due to the show's ability to cause an international incident.

I swear to you, if My son ends up on this show...

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Esmerelda
Queen of The Outset Islands
Goddess and Protector of The Emerald Heights of The SLAGLands

IPTV Communication -- Private Line

Who is your son?

I swear to you, if I ever end up on this show...

--- The Lord High Consul Edwin Marche II
Consul of the Marche Islands

OOC: Oh, why the hell not...

IC: I swear to you, if I ever end up on this show... I'll kiss you.

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Rasputin II
Prime Minister
The Dominion of Baggera
Overlord's comment: "He stopped my paper cut from bleeding."

Hmmmm . . .

I swear if you ever end up on that show I'll sue for going blind...

President Gregory de los Santos
Federal Republic of New York and New Jersey
Commander 'n' Chief
"When I see the map of the world, I'm both happy and sad. Happy to see we're still a country after so long, sad to see so many other idiots have countries that have lasted so long."

Send a picture, you could have an actor portray you on an international drama!

*holds the bridge of his nose in one hand, head bowed*

Oi... I sure hope Siri doesn't go nuts over this one like all those other random things. Geez, I get the feeling people do this just to provoke us, really.

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Chief of State
Federated Segments of Scolopendra

I see you on the show . . . played by Eddie Murphy, maybe?

Most Alvarezistan TV stations have refused to air the program. However, this is not primarily due to the sexual content or mockery of foreign leaders.

"Robin Williams? In anything vaguely sex-related? Uh, eww? What the fuck were your casting people thinking?"

Could I be played by someone perhaps a little taller? And maybe somewhat less ditzy? Maybe the actress from the Species movies.

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Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
Chancellor of CENNA
"If it is to be war between us, it shall be war to the knife and the knife to the hilt."
~Foreign Minister Duke Paolio, The Outlands
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com)
Clicky-clicky!

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S.H.O.D.A.N. v3.0 : MCP, Q01
Cetagandan Duchess of Marilac

Hehe . . . Maybe a C-3P0-esque robot playing you?

Could I be played by someone perhaps a little taller? And maybe somewhat less ditzy? Maybe the actress from the Species movies.

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Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
Chancellor of CENNA
"If it is to be war between us, it shall be war to the knife and the knife to the hilt."
~Foreign Minister Duke Paolio, The Outlands
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com)
Clicky-clicky!

It's too late, we've already had two episodes. Unless, of course, you want to play yourself?

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Overlord Var'chak
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S.A.V.I.O.U.R.
Arda Alliance

You could be played by Drew Carey.

Could I be played by someone perhaps a little taller? And maybe somewhat less ditzy? Maybe the actress from the Species movies.

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Elentári of the Eternal Noldorin Empire of Menelmacar
Chancellor of CENNA
"If it is to be war between us, it shall be war to the knife and the knife to the hilt."
~Foreign Minister Duke Paolio, The Outlands
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister (http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com)
Clicky-clicky!

It's too late, we've already had two episodes. Unless, of course, you want to play yourself?

Oh please, more people (men) will will tune in to watch Natasha Henstridge over Britney (the stale wonder girl) any day of the week.
Second, our local stations might actually carry your show if the casting was better.

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Victoria Crawford--Landgravine of Hubris
Interm Consul of The Federated Klatchian Coast

Oh please, more people (men) will will tune in to watch Natasha Henstridge over Britney (the stale wonder girl) any day of the week.
Second, our local stations might actually carry your show if the casting was better.

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Victoria Crawford--Landgravine of Hubris
Interm Consul of The Federated Klatchian Coast

Hmmm... a lesbian sex scene...

The casting is FINE!

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Overlord Var'chak
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S.A.V.I.O.U.R.
Arda Alliance

You could be played by Drew Carey.I'd rather date Mimi!

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This show has been dubbed, animated, re-casted, and re-written as a Teen comedy in our country.

This show has been dubbed, animated, re-casted, and re-written as a Teen comedy in our country.Does it resemble the original version at all with those changes?

This show has been dubbed, animated, re-casted, and re-written as a Teen comedy in our country.

I smell a lawsuit!

This show has been dubbed, animated, re-casted, and re-written as a Teen comedy in our country.

I smell a lawsuit!Naw, that was just Cletus:

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Episode 3:

Siri gets in bed with . . . you guessed it! S.H.O.D.A.N. Or at leats an AI vibrator powered by him(her, it)! It's another must-see!

Episode 3:

Siri gets in bed with . . . you guessed it! S.H.O.D.A.N. Or at leats an AI vibrator powered by him(her, it)! It's another must-see!
OOC: Are you trying to annoy us or what? I'm half tempted to do something to defend the honor of my fellow ToY members.

IC: Maica sighs as he flips channels, unfortunately landing on this piece of drivel that somehow made its way to TV. I swear, it's like people are intentionally trying to piss us off. Do they want a Heavy Naval Autocannon up the ass or what?
He sighs again, and continues flipping channels.
"A thousand goddamn channels and still nothing on. You think they would have solved that problem by now, the TV being so frigging ancient, but no, some jackass at programming is to damn idiotic to do anything right."

*whistles innocently and reminds you that this is not sanctioned by the IP government*

*whistles innocently and reminds you that this is not sanctioned by the IP government**notes that the question was OOC, and therefore asks about your motives, and isn't protected by "its not sanctioned my my gov."

This program has been banned in all Shogunate territories, and the Shogunate officially condemns this childish attempt to get attention. Given that the government of IP is not doing anything to halt this slanderous material, the Shogunate sees it as condoned by that government. We urge the officials of Independant Pluto to remove this sorry excuse for entertainment from the airwaves.

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~Tsume Dragonis
~Secretary of Foreign Affairs

Before you even get the inkling of the thought, reploids lack any form of sexual equipment or drive. The armor doesn't come off! And if our fellow Trium members decide to take action against this slanderous activity that appears to be state-sponsored, we will glady assist!

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~Queen Firefury Amahira
~Immortal Shogunate of Reploid Productions

The Independant Pluto government has issued a warning to IPTV, due to the show's ability to cause an international incident.

We tried...

OOC: Ah, in that case, I just wanted to start a thread that people would respond to. Any anyway ToY, Sex ToY, It fits!

The armor doesn't come off!
That part reminded me of something...
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:shock:

I can assure you, there is no hatch.

And when words fail, a government edict to halt a broadcast, and perhaps enforcing it... that would work, I imagine.

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~Queen Firefury Amahira
~Immortal Shogunate of Reploid Productions

OOC: lol...

Official word from Someone with No Real Power:

It is clearly against our Constitution to remove freedom of the press. TV is included in freedom of the press. To the nations of the Trium, we apologise for this company and hope that you will not take them too seriously.

I swear to you, if I don't end up on this show...

Sakura Kitsuki

The Pilonese people do not watch the show as they have long since abandoned the medium by which it is transmitted. There is no TV in Pilon.
Even if there was I doubt the show would receive very good ratings as that sort of mindless drivel does not interest the Pilonese people. After hearing about the show through international channels however the Pilonese do question the motives of IP in this matter. Not only have they permitted the show to be shown they allow their citizens to watch it.

OOC: is this show internationally transmitted and available or what?

IC: Hearing the news of a recent sex-show raise a few ires on the international stage, the bunnies are curious what could be irratating about sex? then they discovered the casting list...

ack... *gags* "Who in their right mind made THAT cast?!" wondered the horrified High Bunny of Information. "No wonder there's so much outrage, that is worse than watching a man dangling in a glass-box over a river for a month!"

The bunnies will kindly offer their help should any production wish to produce a higher-grade filming, we have many talented sex-industry workers in our small nation, for as we say, we have plenty of kinky bunnies :P

Official word from Someone with No Real Power:

It is clearly against our Constitution to remove freedom of the press. TV is included in freedom of the press. To the nations of the Trium, we apologise for this company and hope that you will not take them too seriously.

Sorry, wrong nation.

<Communications to Independant Pluto>
{
<< My offer to purchase said company remains open... I'm sure I can make it extremely profitable to you to see it go through.
}

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S.H.O.D.A.N. v3.0 : MCP, Q01
Cetagandan Duchess of Marilac

New York City-

President de los Santos sat wide eyed looking at the commerical from the upcoming show...then shuddered slightly in disgust. Siri was a good friend and he hated her being slandered...especially by a t.v. show that was all the way out in the fringe of god knows where. Blinking a few more times he reached forward onto his desk and pressed a button calling his secretary.

"Gracie get me Admiral Sierra soon as possible. I got a mission for him..."

Charon Orbit,Space Carrier Nuclear(SCVN) John F Kennedy-

"Admiral Sierra, incoming gold channel transmission from Earth."

"Bring it up on my station ensign."

"Aye aye Admiral."

Admiral Sierra moved back in her chair getting comfortable aboard the Naval Flagship and keyed up ready for the incoming transmission from an obviously important person. She wasnt expecting a direct line from President de los Santos though.

"Admiral, I want your Carrier and the Ike, to swing out and orbit Pluto. Think you can jam a tramission?"

"I'm not sure Mr. President...what are we jamming?"

"We're jamming a single transmission, and if nessecary removing the trasmitter off the face of the universe all together."

"We can be in position in 48 hours,Mr President. Will fleet intelligence be giving us further information on what to look for on the surface?"

"Affirmative Admiral. You will get a full brieifing of your exact mission from the brass after we speak. I just want you to know who this is coming from."

"Understood Mr President. We wont let you down."

Press Conference-

"We in the Federal Republic of New York and New Jersey take the defense of our allies seriously. That includes protecting them against slander. Especially when it comes from something as vulgar as this. Now offers to buy the show were made repeatedly. However no response was made to the overtures. In several days the SCVN-2800 John F Kennedy and SCVN-2801 Dwight D Eisenhower will orbit the planet of Pluto, departing the facility on Charon. Now many liberals in the Federal Republic will say...'We dont allow anyone in the Federal Republic to limit or censor free speech.' Your right, we dont. Our constitution doesnt allow us to censor our own people. However nothing is made mention about the censoring of other nations. Operation Censorship will begin in 48 hours."

You realize, of course, that attempting to censor the show will only attract attention and confer a certain amount of cult cachet?

Sakura Kitsuki

New York City-

President de los Santos sat wide eyed looking at the commerical from the upcoming show...then shuddered slightly in disgust. Siri was a good friend and he hated her being slandered...especially by a t.v. show that was all the way out in the fringe of god knows where. Blinking a few more times he reached forward onto his desk and pressed a button calling his secretary.

"Gracie get me Admiral Sierra soon as possible. I got a mission for him..."

Charon Orbit,Space Carrier Nuclear(SCVN) John F Kennedy-

"Admiral Sierra, incoming gold channel transmission from Earth."

"Bring it up on my station ensign."

"Aye aye Admiral."

Admiral Sierra moved back in her chair getting comfortable aboard the Naval Flagship and keyed up ready for the incoming transmission from an obviously important person. She wasnt expecting a direct line from President de los Santos though.

"Admiral, I want your Carrier and the Ike, to swing out and orbit Pluto. Think you can jam a tramission?"

"I'm not sure Mr. President...what are we jamming?"

"We're jamming a single transmission, and if nessecary removing the trasmitter off the face of the universe all together."

"We can be in position in 48 hours,Mr President. Will fleet intelligence be giving us further information on what to look for on the surface?"

"Affirmative Admiral. You will get a full brieifing of your exact mission from the brass after we speak. I just want you to know who this is coming from."

"Understood Mr President. We wont let you down."

Press Conference-

"We in the Federal Republic of New York and New Jersey take the defense of our allies seriously. That includes protecting them against slander. Especially when it comes from something as vulgar as this. Now offers to buy the show were made repeatedly. However no response was made to the overtures. In several days the SCVN-2800 John F Kennedy and SCVN-2801 Dwight D Eisenhower will orbit the planet of Pluto, departing the facility on Charon. Now many liberals in the Federal Republic will say...'We dont allow anyone in the Federal Republic to limit or censor free speech.' Your right, we dont. Our constitution doesnt allow us to censor our own people. However nothing is made mention about the censoring of other nations. Operation Censorship will begin in 48 hours."

Independant Pluto Official

We strongly object to this invasion of our space. As you do not appear to be openly hostile to us, we have not deployed our considerable defense systems. We would like to request that you leave. It is not our fault that this show is being broadcast, and we have issued multiple warnings to IPTV. A recent development is that we have ensured that they will get no coverage whatsoever of any government event.
Please, do not hold us responsible for this company. We hope that this will not cramp future relations with Menelmacar or the Triumvirate of Yut.

IPTV Representative

Due to, ah, increasing pressure on several fronts, we have decidied to sell out to Zero-One. This will bring nothing but benefit to our employees, ah, about five of our top employees. Thank you and have a nice day.

Independant Pluto Official

We have just received word that IPTV has accepted the gracious offer of Zero-One. We would like to request that you leave our space now, and thanks. Again, we apologise.

Outer Edge of the Solar System:
The two massive carriers stopped in their movements only 1/4th of the way between Charon and Pluto, their mission accomplished they remained in the space between the orbital bodies waiting for further orders from Earth. It was a bluff, if the transmissions could not be stopped other means than military would have been found, but it was always the tactic to flex the military muscle and think of something, anything else second.