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Catgirls wanted - large rewards

The Brotherhood of Nod
05-10-2003, 19:16
Due to failure in recent Tiberium experiments, the Brotherhood wishes to purchase a number of healthy cathuman specimens. For a healthy, young cathuman, the Brotherhood is willing to pay up to 500.000 credits (or $1.855.000). Offers can me made in this thread, by secure telegram or by calling 555-CATGIRL. Shipping will be handled by the Brotherhood, and payment can be done in various widely-used currencies, in arms, in luxury automobiles, in various drugs, or in Tiberium (both refined or raw).
Steel Butterfly
05-10-2003, 19:19
Do these cat women need to be legally...ahem...acquired?

~Random bounty hunter
The New Russia
05-10-2003, 19:19
One of the Dimplomatic counclimen looks at the catwoman councilwoman beside him, who promptly slaps the councilman.
05-10-2003, 19:24
Time to raid Raevyn!
Kecha
05-10-2003, 19:24
This is sick, Kecha has many Cathumans, and our population of them is growing, any attempts to get your Cathumans from here will be met with retaliatory force of the highest order.
05-10-2003, 19:26
[Transmission from OMNIUS/OMNIUS Matrix Active/Voice-Body Active/Voice-Body Speaks]

In order to bring about Synchronization for all peoples I wish to purchase several specimens of Catpeople in order to bring them into the UNITY Program and Synchronize them to my perfect rule and control. All Must Conform.


[Transmission Ends/All Channels Are Silent]


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Voice-Body of OMNIUS
All Must Conform
The Dominion of Synchronized
The Brotherhood of Nod
05-10-2003, 19:28
Do these cat women need to be legally...ahem...acquired?

~Random bounty hunter

The Brotherhood could not care less where you got them.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 19:28
Noone will find any Kechan Cathumans on sale here, we also wish it to be known that any Cathumans in fear of being sold by their current nations of residence are welcome in Kecha any time.
The New Russia
05-10-2003, 19:29
Noone will find any Kechan Cathumans on sale here, we also wish it to be known that any Cathumans in fear of being sold by their current nations of residence are welcome in Kecha any time.

And just so kecha doesn't get all of them, they are also welcome here, to promote ethnic diversity.
Xanthal
05-10-2003, 19:30
The Xanthalian Empire strongly protests against harmful or deadly experimentation on sentients.
Steel Butterfly
05-10-2003, 19:31
Time to raid Raevyn!

That's what I was thinking...

~Same random bounty hunter
05-10-2003, 19:31
The Taligari Republic will also allow any catpersons fleeing enslavement into our nation, investigations into The Brotherhood of Nod by RSIT have begun (RSIT=Rogue State Investigation Team).



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President, Lady Yne Taimo
“In order for the people to be ruled justly one must place trust in the people to chose their own leaders, this pact of trust is called Democracy.”- Yne Taimo, the founder of the Republic.
The Most Serene Republic of Taligari
Kecha
05-10-2003, 19:32
Noone will find any Kechan Cathumans on sale here, we also wish it to be known that any Cathumans in fear of being sold by their current nations of residence are welcome in Kecha any time.

And just so kecha doesn't get all of them, they are also welcome here, to promote ethnic diversity. That's the proper talk, Cathumans are great people, any they're EXCELLENT soldiers.
05-10-2003, 19:32
All though North-eastern Europe doesnt have a high Catperson population(Aporximitly 8%), we condem these actions. This is slavery. We welcome any nations Catpeople if they fear being taken capture. Our govt. would protect them.
05-10-2003, 19:40
The experiments on cathumans are greatly crticized by Republic of Tiburon, and any cathuman fleeing from persecution shall be welcome here.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 19:41
I have a question.
05-10-2003, 19:46
I have a question.Then ask it.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 19:48
I have a question.Then ask it. Why are we just verbally protesting? letting the Cathumans run to our nations is all fine and good, and an act of which I fully approve, but, isn't there something else we can do short of war?
05-10-2003, 19:49
Based on Grimdale's belief of equallity for all sentient species we offer our full support, both military, and political, to anyone who might wish it in defending cat people, we also offer them rufuge if they so desire it.
05-10-2003, 19:51
I have a question.Then ask it. Why are we just verbally protesting? letting the Cathumans run to our nations is all fine and good, and an act of which I fully approve, but, isn't there something else we can do short of war?Well there is sanctions, and rufesing to trade with them, and so on and so forth.
05-10-2003, 19:52
We will take about 50 or so of these catgirls, for study, among other things.. ahem...

Gaurd: Oooo.... kinky.

*shoots gaurd*

Gaurd: Ow! What the he-

*shoots gaurd again* When I shoot you, it means 'Shut the Hell up'! Moron...

So, when can the cat people be aquired?

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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73712)
S.A.V.I.O.U.R.
Arda Alliance
Kecha
05-10-2003, 19:53
I have a question.Then ask it. Why are we just verbally protesting? letting the Cathumans run to our nations is all fine and good, and an act of which I fully approve, but, isn't there something else we can do short of war?Well there is sanctions, and rufesing to trade with them, and so on and so forth. Exactly my point, why haven't we done such things already? I for one am in full favor of laying every possible Sanction of the Brotherhood of Nod, of refusing to trade in any way with them, freezing their assets in our various countries, withdrawing our assets from their country, and generally not dealing with them in a friendly fashion unless they leave Catpeople alone, I'm enacting all these things against the Brotherhood now, who would do this with me?

PS: I'd do such things to any nation purchasing sentients.
The New Russia
05-10-2003, 19:54
What about me? I have no more trade with Nod. Not for a long while. A sanction on Nod would do nothing to him or me.
05-10-2003, 19:55
We will consider doing this Kecha.
05-10-2003, 20:03
What about me? I have no more trade with Nod. Not for a long while. A sanction on Nod would do nothing to him or me.You could shout at him really loud....
05-10-2003, 20:04
I have a question.Then ask it. Why are we just verbally protesting? letting the Cathumans run to our nations is all fine and good, and an act of which I fully approve, but, isn't there something else we can do short of war?Well there is sanctions, and rufesing to trade with them, and so on and so forth. Exactly my point, why haven't we done such things already? I for one am in full favor of laying every possible Sanction of the Brotherhood of Nod, of refusing to trade in any way with them, freezing their assets in our various countries, withdrawing our assets from their country, and generally not dealing with them in a friendly fashion unless they leave Catpeople alone, I'm enacting all these things against the Brotherhood now, who would do this with me?

PS: I'd do such things to any nation purchasing sentients.

You've got Grimdale's backing in these sanctions.
05-10-2003, 20:30
We have some but not many cathumans here. We wish to be rid of them all as they are a disgrace to the nation and responisble for a recent hostage situation in one of out larger cities. Feel free to come and capture them yourself, free of charge, we do not need the money.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 20:33
We have some but not many cathumans here. We wish to be rid of them all as they are a disgrace to the nation and responisble for a recent hostage situation in one of out larger cities. Feel free to come and capture them yourself, free of charge, we do not need the money. Send them to us please, we don't consider them a disgrace, and they'd be off your hands.
05-10-2003, 20:36
We have some but not many cathumans here. We wish to be rid of them all as they are a disgrace to the nation and responisble for a recent hostage situation in one of out larger cities. Feel free to come and capture them yourself, free of charge, we do not need the money. Send them to us please, we don't consider them a disgrace, and they'd be off your hands.They are welcome here as well.
05-10-2003, 20:38
We have some but not many cathumans here. We wish to be rid of them all as they are a disgrace to the nation and responisble for a recent hostage situation in one of out larger cities. Feel free to come and capture them yourself, free of charge, we do not need the money.The dropships are on the way! Expect them in a matter of a few hours, also, we'll round them up and initally secure the area for other nations that wish the catpeople as well.

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Overlord Var'chak
Supreme Ruler of The Dominion of Baggera (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=baggera)
Baggera Blades Inc. Storefront (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73712)
S.A.V.I.O.U.R.
Arda Alliance
05-10-2003, 20:43
We have some but not many cathumans here. We wish to be rid of them all as they are a disgrace to the nation and responisble for a recent hostage situation in one of out larger cities. Feel free to come and capture them yourself, free of charge, we do not need the money.
We are sending a wing of C-94 transports to airlift them from your country. They shall find a welcome reception back in Grimdale, plans are already being put in place to deal with the refugees.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 20:45
We have some but not many cathumans here. We wish to be rid of them all as they are a disgrace to the nation and responisble for a recent hostage situation in one of out larger cities. Feel free to come and capture them yourself, free of charge, we do not need the money.
We are sending a wing of C-94 transports to airlift them from your country. They shall find a welcome reception back in Grimdale, plans are already being put in place to deal with the refugees. We are also sending 50 Soyokaze Transport Choppers to pick some of them up, these choppers can carry 100 each, so we can extract 5,000 tops.
05-10-2003, 20:45
We are sending a wing of C-94 transports to airlift them from your country. They shall find a welcome reception back in Grimdale, plans are already being put in place to deal with the refugees.Not if we get there first...
05-10-2003, 20:48
OOC: Lets see... considering aproximate time from my region to yours(assuming they are on the oppisite sides of the world), IC time and flight speeds of the dropships... I'd say 5-10 more RL minutes before they arrive.
The Brotherhood of Nod
05-10-2003, 20:53
The Brotherhood collectively laughs at Kecha's empty threats. Our experiments are for the betterment of the species, and are not directed at catgirls specifically. Humans, elves and some other lifeforms are also receiving divination, but are much less difficult to get a hold on.
05-10-2003, 20:53
Jet engines screaming in reverse the first of the huge C-94 jet transports touched down, followed quickly by forty-seven others, each capable of holding over 500 fully equipped troops, or 750 unencumbered people. Loadmasters quickly stepped off the planes and began directing the embarkment of the refugees.
05-10-2003, 20:56
How in the hell did your planes beat my dropships(going mach 6) to the nation?
Kecha
05-10-2003, 20:57
IC: the 50 Kechan choppers have arrived, 10 of them are loaded with Kechan Power Armored Infantry, the other 40 are empty, so as to carry refugees, they are going to load as quickly as possible, and leave that way as well.

Nod: Those sanctions aren't empty threats, they have been put in place, and we shall henceforth refuse to trade with you untill we say otherwise.
05-10-2003, 20:58
The dropships roar over the countryside traveling at Mach 3, leaving sonic booms and lots of pissed of enviromentalists in thier wake as they head over the forests.

Arriving at the designated areas, the 300 Assault Marines start moving out of the dropships and setting up a temporary detainment area, using the dropships themselves as holding areas for the cat people. However, only the two ships that arrived empty will be carrying humanoid felines to Baggera.

The Marines begin to set up temporary AA and anti-personel emplacements around the area, then begin rounding up the cat-people.
05-10-2003, 20:59
How in the hell did your planes beat my dropships(going mach 6) to the nation?

They were closer, Grimdale maintains several airbases throughout the world specifically to provide us with bases to launch quick reaction forces, most of which use air transport as a major component. Given three hours notice we can have an entire armored calvary division in the air and on route to their target.
05-10-2003, 21:00
How in the hell did your planes beat my dropships(going mach 6) to the nation?

They were closer, Grimdale maintains several airbases throughout the world specifically to provide us with bases to launch quick reaction forces, most of which use air transport as a major component. Given three hours notice we can have an entire armored calvary division in the air and on route to their target.Ok... good answer.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:00
The Kechans are also sending out troops to find and save the Catpeople from being captured, they send 500 Infantry out in groups of 20 to make sure noone attacks them.
05-10-2003, 21:03
The Kechans are also sending out troops to find and save the Catpeople from being captured, they send 500 Infantry out in groups of 20 to make sure noone attacks them.The heavily armored Marines ignore the others and continue rounding the felines up, stunning and netting them as need be.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:04
The Kechans are also sending out troops to find and save the Catpeople from being captured, they send 500 Infantry out in groups of 20 to make sure noone attacks them.The heavily armored Marines ignore the others and continue rounding the felines up, stunning and netting them ass need be. The Kechans redouble their efforts, filling up their choppers quicker.
05-10-2003, 21:05
Ramps drop from the back of five of the C-94s and three M-93 Wolverines roll out followed by a pair of APCs and several hundred troops who take up defensive positions around the transports and refugees. Several platoons leave to patrol the area and collect any refugges not already awaiting embarktion.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:06
IC: The Kechans have now fillied 20 of the 40 choppers assigned to carry refugees.
05-10-2003, 21:10
We will send jet fighters to help protect the transports of Kecha and Grimdale to make sure they will get back to there nation's safely with the refuges.
05-10-2003, 21:10
The 120 that Baggera has aquired for themselves are loaded into the empty dropships and airlifted out. The rest of the ships stay and continue to round up the cat people, stopping when they reach a grand total of 330.

The Marines then wait for word from the Overlord on what nations to ship them to. They make no agressiv moves, other than constantly checking the powerlevels on their blasters and looking bad ass in their battle armor.
05-10-2003, 21:11
Five of the C-94's are filled and most of the others are nearing the halfway point.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:11
North-eastern Europe: good idea.

The Kechans have now filled 30 of the 40 choppers sent to carry refugees, bringing us to a current toal of 3,000.
05-10-2003, 21:13
North-eastern Europe: good idea.Yes, extremely good. There are a few nations that aren't going to be happy about not getting any.

Gaurd: Oooo.... kinky.

*shoots gaurd* SHUT THE HELL UP!
05-10-2003, 21:14
Thank you. We condem all actions of experiment on all races. And we condem Baggera for what they are capturing Catpeople for.
05-10-2003, 21:15
Thank you. We condem all actions of experiment on all races. And we condem Baggera for what they are capturing Catpeople for.Eh, we've done worse.
05-10-2003, 21:16
The C-94's have now collected 34,000 refugees and are almost finished loading. Most have taken off to clear the way for the second wave of transports that will soon be arriving. Once the transports reach international airspace they will be meet by several squadrons of F-28s who will provide escort.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:16
Thank you. We condem all actions of experiment on all races. And we condem Baggera for what they are capturing Catpeople for.Eh, we've done worse. All the more reason we should deal with this as quickly as possible.
05-10-2003, 21:17
F-28 Raptors meet Grimdale's transports that have all ready left and begain to escort them back to there nation.
05-10-2003, 21:22
Lets see... 200 cat people for Nod.

The rest are up for grabs by any nation we approve of.

Kecha and Grimdale, this means you shouldn't even bother asking.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:23
IC: The Kechans are trying to find ways to pack more than the usual 100 into each chopper, as the refugees are carrying very little.
05-10-2003, 21:23
Lets see... 200 cat people for Nod.

The rest are up for grabs by any nation we approve of.

Kecha and Grimdale, this means you shouldn't even bother asking.Then can my nation have them?
05-10-2003, 21:29
And mine?
05-10-2003, 21:29
List your reasons.
05-10-2003, 21:30
Becuse we will give you money. :) :wink:
05-10-2003, 21:31
During the removal of the catpeople, Second Rome released several squadrons of fighters to assault the nearest air bases of Kecha, to prevent refueling, and forcing the refugees to land.

A nation's wishes are a nation's wishes, and should not be tampered with by other nations.

Furthermore, catpeople are subhuman and therefore, human rights do not extend to them.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:32
During the removal of the catpeople, Second Rome released several squadrons of fighters to assault the nearest air bases of Kecha, to prevent refueling, and forcing the refugees to land.

A nation's wishes are a nation's wishes, and should not be tampered with by other nations.

Furthermore, catpeople are subhuman and therefore, human rights do not extend to them. OOC: Because you look to be about 1 day old, and are very small, how do you have fighters? explain, or I may see fit to IGNORE you.
05-10-2003, 21:33
Becuse we will give you money. :) :wink:List your reasons for wanting them, smartass.
05-10-2003, 21:35
Ohh. Well we like our nation to be culturaly divers and they were being abused by that nation so thats our reasons. And well give you money. :wink:
05-10-2003, 21:37
The radar operator onboard the lead C-94 loked down at the blips appearing on his radar screen. "Hey Joe," He called to the co-pilot. "We've got company, get on the horn."
"MOTHER BEAR TO WOLFPACK WE HAVE FOXES INBOUND, PLEASE INTERCEPT."
Major Jordan punched his transmitted button. "THIS IS WOLFPACK, WE'RE ROLLING OUT THE WELCOME MAT. WOLF PACK LEAD TO ALL WOLF PACK UNITS, YOU ARE CLEAR TO ENGAGE THE INCOMING HOSTILES."
Over eighty F-28 Raptors peeled off from the fighter screen and powered up their air-intercept radars. Hearing the tone of a good lock they all launched missiles within seconds of one another. 136 Adder air-air missiles went screaming through the sky at their outnumbered targets.
05-10-2003, 21:37
Ohh. Well we like our nation to be culturaly divers and they were being abused by that nation so thats our reasons. And well give you money. :wink:Denied
05-10-2003, 21:38
During the removal of the catpeople, Second Rome released several squadrons of fighters to assault the nearest air bases of Kecha, to prevent refueling, and forcing the refugees to land.

A nation's wishes are a nation's wishes, and should not be tampered with by other nations.

Furthermore, catpeople are subhuman and therefore, human rights do not extend to them. OOC: Because you look to be about 1 day old, and are very small, how do you have fighters? explain, or I may see fit to IGNORE you.

OOC: Second Rome is the result of the collapse of another nation. Another nation with, you know, a military. Several squadrons of MiG-29's are left over from the collapse. So we do, indeed, have a military.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:39
During the removal of the catpeople, Second Rome released several squadrons of fighters to assault the nearest air bases of Kecha, to prevent refueling, and forcing the refugees to land.

A nation's wishes are a nation's wishes, and should not be tampered with by other nations.

Furthermore, catpeople are subhuman and therefore, human rights do not extend to them. OOC: Because you look to be about 1 day old, and are very small, how do you have fighters? explain, or I may see fit to IGNORE you.

OOC: Second Rome is the result of the collapse of another nation. Another nation with, you know, a military. Several squadrons of MiG-29's are left over from the collapse. So we do, indeed, have a military. What nations collapsed that resulted in you?
05-10-2003, 21:40
To free the catwomen... and to *ahem* eat them...

*cough cough*
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:44
Second Rome: Even if you do have weapons, attacking me is foolish at best.
05-10-2003, 21:44
During the removal of the catpeople, Second Rome released several squadrons of fighters to assault the nearest air bases of Kecha, to prevent refueling, and forcing the refugees to land.

A nation's wishes are a nation's wishes, and should not be tampered with by other nations.

Furthermore, catpeople are subhuman and therefore, human rights do not extend to them. OOC: Because you look to be about 1 day old, and are very small, how do you have fighters? explain, or I may see fit to IGNORE you.

OOC: Second Rome is the result of the collapse of another nation. Another nation with, you know, a military. Several squadrons of MiG-29's are left over from the collapse. So we do, indeed, have a military. What nations collapsed that resulted in you?

OOC: A nation in the former Eastern Bloc, left out to dry by the collapse of the Soviet Union.
05-10-2003, 21:46
To free the catwomen... and to *ahem* eat them...

*cough cough*denied. you don't eat another sentient.

*points gun at gaurd* Don't even say it....
05-10-2003, 21:47
Second Rome: Even if you do have weapons, attacking me is foolish at best.

I attacked your air bases while you were busy rescuing the subhumans. There was no possibility of retaliation; otherwise we would not have attacked.
05-10-2003, 21:47
Second Rome: Even if you do have weapons, attacking me is foolish at best.

I attacked your air bases while you were busy rescuing the subhumans. There was no possibility of retaliation; otherwise we would not have attacked.You think he sent his entire air force? No one is that moronic.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:48
Second Rome: Even if you do have weapons, attacking me is foolish at best.

I attacked your air bases while you were busy rescuing the subhumans. There was no possibility of retaliation; otherwise we would not have attacked. OOC: Wrong, I have STRONG NET, a massive system of SAM and AA missiles that can knock most anything out of the air, plus, my choppers haven't returned at all yet.
Steel Butterfly
05-10-2003, 21:49
Second Rome: Even if you do have weapons, attacking me is foolish at best.

I attacked your air bases while you were busy rescuing the subhumans. There was no possibility of retaliation; otherwise we would not have attacked.You think he sent his entire air force? No one is that moronic.

one would think at least...then again...this is NS :roll:
05-10-2003, 21:49
OOC: I'm still awaiting a response to my defense of the transports.
05-10-2003, 21:49
Second Rome: Even if you do have weapons, attacking me is foolish at best.

I attacked your air bases while you were busy rescuing the subhumans. There was no possibility of retaliation; otherwise we would not have attacked.All Kecha sent was transport copters and then they were escorted bu my F-23 Raptors. So what you just did was suicide.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 21:50
OOC: A nation in the former Eastern Bloc, left out to dry by the collapse of the Soviet Union. OOC: RL nation?
05-10-2003, 21:50
To free the catwomen... and to *ahem* eat them...

*cough cough*denied. you don't eat another sentient.

*points gun at gaurd* Don't even say it....

You didn't get that? That was a really crappy joke... based on another post.

No one eats other sentients. That's just sick.
05-10-2003, 21:52
To free the catwomen... and to *ahem* eat them...

*cough cough*denied. you don't eat another sentient.

*points gun at gaurd* Don't even say it....

You didn't get that? That was a really crappy joke... based on another post.

No one eats other sentients. That's just sick.I thought there was a sexual context buried below the surface...
05-10-2003, 21:53
Ya, it was... It was based on this other thread a long time ago, with the exact same message...
05-10-2003, 21:55
Ya, it was... It was based on this other thread a long time ago, with the exact same message...Well, then I did get it, I guess, as the gaurd is always sayin 'Ooooo... kinky!' and such
05-10-2003, 22:02
Second Rome: Even if you do have weapons, attacking me is foolish at best.

I attacked your air bases while you were busy rescuing the subhumans. There was no possibility of retaliation; otherwise we would not have attacked.All Kecha sent was transport copters and then they were escorted bu my F-23 Raptors. So what you just did was suicide.

OOC: It's F-22, btw

Transport copters full of troops.

Second Rome's planes are equipped with radar jamming devices, systems left over from the Soviet Union. Your SAM's and AA missiles are nigh on useless.

Having read some intel on the Holy Empire of Ketcha, we have come to the conclusion that Ketcha only has malicious intents in mind for these catpeople. Ketcha is not the civil rights haven it claims to be; in fact, it is far worse than that. We can only assume that Ketcha has it's own experiments planned, and should be stopped.

OOC, again: No, not a RL nation.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 22:04
Second Rome: Even if you do have weapons, attacking me is foolish at best.

I attacked your air bases while you were busy rescuing the subhumans. There was no possibility of retaliation; otherwise we would not have attacked.All Kecha sent was transport copters and then they were escorted bu my F-23 Raptors. So what you just did was suicide.

OOC: It's F-22, btw

Transport copters full of troops.

Second Rome's planes are equipped with radar jamming devices, systems left over from the Soviet Union. Your SAM's and AA missiles are nigh on useless.

Having read some intel on the Holy Empire of Ketcha, we have come to the conclusion that Ketcha only has malicious intents in mind for these catpeople. Ketcha is not the civil rights haven it claims to be; in fact, it is far worse than that. We can only assume that Ketcha has it's own experiments planned, and should be stopped.

OOC, again: No, not a RL nation. OOC: Wrong SR, they're so many of them, and so many different types, I doubt you'd go away without bad losses, also, we have no experiments in mind, and what was the name of this nation that collapsed thereby leaving you with your military gear?
05-10-2003, 22:07
Ya, it was... It was based on this other thread a long time ago, with the exact same message...Well, then I did get it, I guess, as the gaurd is always sayin 'Ooooo... kinky!' and such

Really? He does? :shock:
05-10-2003, 22:10
Different types mean nothing. A missile is a missile is a missile. Our targeting jammers are over 98% effective.

Also, about the technology: It's not so much that the former nation created is as it was left in the former USSR military bases and research facilities. It was just employed by the military.

The fallen nation? Die Mittel Prussish Empire.
Kecha
05-10-2003, 22:12
Different types mean nothing. A missile is a missile is a missile. Our targeting jammers are over 98% effective.

Also, about the technology: It's not so much that the former nation created is as it was left in the former USSR military bases and research facilities. It was just employed by the military.

The fallen nation? Die Mittel Prussish Empire. OOC: Still, you can't avoid all of them, believe me, with the amount there'd be, you'd get hurt, I'll look for proof this nation called Die Mittel Prussish Empire was ever around.
05-10-2003, 22:15
Ya, it was... It was based on this other thread a long time ago, with the exact same message...Well, then I did get it, I guess, as the gaurd is always sayin 'Ooooo... kinky!' and such

Really? He does? :shock:He's done it twice in this thread...
05-10-2003, 22:19
Different types mean nothing. A missile is a missile is a missile. Our targeting jammers are over 98% effective.

Also, about the technology: It's not so much that the former nation created is as it was left in the former USSR military bases and research facilities. It was just employed by the military.

The fallen nation? Die Mittel Prussish Empire. OOC: Still, you can't avoid all of them, believe me, with the amount there'd be, you'd get hurt, I'll look for proof this nation called Die Mittel Prussish Empire was ever around.

Must I reiterate? 98% effective. That means a minimum of casualties. We also have skilled pilots.

OOC: Did it have to be a former NS nation? If so, please excuse my ignorance...It's just roleplaying, so I made up a country.
Mavenu
05-10-2003, 22:20
Different types mean nothing. A missile is a missile is a missile. Our targeting jammers are over 98% effective.

Also, about the technology: It's not so much that the former nation created is as it was left in the former USSR military bases and research facilities. It was just employed by the military.

The fallen nation? Die Mittel Prussish Empire. OOC: Still, you can't avoid all of them, believe me, with the amount there'd be, you'd get hurt, I'll look for proof this nation called Die Mittel Prussish Empire was ever around.

OOC: I did a search for Die Mittel Prussish Empire already with NS. Does not exist (course, that could be the reason why he's claiming their stuff).

Still OOC: thanks for letting me learn RP off this post

Mavenu
05-10-2003, 22:23
Seeing as no nation has taken the final 100-something cat people all 330 are being shipped to Nod.

The dropships full of felines lift off as more empty dropships come in to take the soldiers home.

The 5 dropships are heading towards Brotherhood territory and will land as soon as they have clearence from Kane.
05-10-2003, 22:23
I would also like to reiterate our claim that Ketcha only has malice in mind with these catpeople. They have no history of reasonable treatment of their people (nor do we, we are just alerting everyone else to this fact.)
05-10-2003, 22:25
Seeing as no nation has taken the final 100-something cat people all 330 are being shipped to Nod.

The dropships full of felines lift off as more empty dropships come in to take the soldiers home.

The 5 dropships are heading towards Brotherhood territory and will land as soon as they have clearence from Kane.

Remaining SR fighters escort the dropships to Nod, protecting them from assault by the other nations.
05-10-2003, 22:29
Seeing as no nation has taken the final 100-something cat people all 330 are being shipped to Nod.

The dropships full of felines lift off as more empty dropships come in to take the soldiers home.

The 5 dropships are heading towards Brotherhood territory and will land as soon as they have clearence from Kane.

Remaining SR fighters escort the dropships to Nod, protecting them from assault by the other nations.Hmmm? They don't need it. They may not be manuverable, but they have something nasty pointed in almost all directions. Besides, I don't like you and you are Ignored for bad RPing skills.
imported_Socialist Mitteleuropa
05-10-2003, 22:33
Socialist Mitteleuropa, declares its support for the actions of Second Rome.

As well, The Baltic Balkins League gives its official backing to Second Rome in the event of aggressions against its soil.

As a nuclear power and high-end arms manufacturing nation (much of this technology was obtained from the breakup of the Communist Soviet Union in the late 1980's to 1990's, as well as the resulting breakup of three other European alliances), Socialist Mitteleuropa is more than willing to respond with all needed force.

If any of you capitalist fools wish to question the makeup of the weaponry or technology being used by the forces of Second Rome, I am willing and more than able to give technological specifications, as well as effectiveness ratings, for every piece of equipment he claims.

I would suggest toning down your pitiful talk, Kecha.
05-10-2003, 22:35
I recogmend that you let up on the threats toward Kecha. You are a small nation and it is a very large nation with more than 1,000,000,000 people in it.
05-10-2003, 22:37
OOC: Way to help out a n00b, Baggera. Also, most dropships are usually unarmed, because they're not combat vehicles, so excuse my ignorance of your...unique dropships. Any particular reason you don't like me? Or is Ignore an official function, so you can't even see my posts?
05-10-2003, 22:40
I recogmend that you let up on the threats toward Kecha. You are a small nation and it is a very large nation with more than 1,000,000,000 people in it.

We have not threatened it per se; we have simply attempted to put a stop to it's removal of the catpeople from Baggera. We also believe that they do indeed have nefarious intentions in mind, and there is no reason for anybody to assume anything otherwise, given the intel of the nation, as well as their history.
imported_Socialist Mitteleuropa
05-10-2003, 22:48
I recogmend that you let up on the threats toward Kecha. You are a small nation and it is a very large nation with more than 1,000,000,000 people in it.

A small nation, perhaps, but more than able to deal a greater amount of damage than your population could sustain.

I will not hesitate to use all required force if an attack is launched against any nation in The Baltic Balkins League. I would make it clear to you that 1,000,000,000 people are just as effected as effected by weapons of mass destruction as 6,000,000 are.

Don't bother me with your petty threats, your military forces are of no concern to my happy populace.

Mutally assured destruction is a horrible thing, and I hate to see a man die as much as any leader. Do not make an attempt at attacks upon those in my alliance, or face the consequences.

I have no quarrel with you, North-Eastern Europe. European brothers are not a concern of my nation's military.
05-10-2003, 22:48
I was refuring to Socialist Mitteleuropa.

But Baggera was capturing them to preform experiments on them. That is why Kecha was taking them. To protect them.
05-10-2003, 22:50
OOC: I have some thing to say to you Socialist Mitteleuropa. You don't have nukes. You were made today. And this thread had your first posts. So I doubt you went and bought some.
05-10-2003, 22:52
Like I have said before...Ketcha's record is not good for civil rights, and I would not trust them to protect the catpeople. read the intel on them, and you will see what I mean. It is obvious, blindingly so, that they do not intend to protect these catpeople.

OOC: And even if he really does intend to protect them, that's very "out of character", or out of nation, anyway. His country does not have very good civil rights and whatnot.
05-10-2003, 22:57
OOC: His/her nation is very high in catpeople. He/she started a thread this moring about how they had made body armor just for them.
05-10-2003, 22:57
Ya, it was... It was based on this other thread a long time ago, with the exact same message...Well, then I did get it, I guess, as the gaurd is always sayin 'Ooooo... kinky!' and such

Really? He does? :shock:He's done it twice in this thread...

I have to start fully reading threads...
imported_Socialist Mitteleuropa
05-10-2003, 22:57
OOC: Just as any nation that is the result of the collapse of the USSR in reality was left in posession of nuclear weaponry and technology, so was I. I am, as stated previously, former USSR/East Bloc as it was founded IN REALITY, and as it collapsed. These weapons as well as ICBMs are legitimately in my posession, just as they were/are in the hands of many other former East Bloc nations.

As would be expected, I have continued developement of the technology that came into my posession over the years, and have maintained a high level of military and police readiness in the event of any anti-state actions.

Please, my European friend, do not make me give you a full history lesson on my day off of work.
05-10-2003, 23:58
OOC: Way to help out a n00b, Baggera. Also, most dropships are usually unarmed, because they're not combat vehicles, so excuse my ignorance of your...unique dropships. Any particular reason you don't like me? Or is Ignore an official function, so you can't even see my posts?No, I can see them. It's just that IC my nation doesn't recognize yours as even existing. Also, the best n00b is an Ignored n00b. Sorry, but being on here since the peak of the n00b invasion has made me a little harsh on n00b antics.

And our experiments involve skin and hair samples along with x-rays. We aren't going to cut them open and start poking around inside them... we have SOME decency!

IC: The Dropships headed for Baggera have returned home. The ones headed for Nod are in a holding pattern and await clearence from Kain.
Kecha
06-10-2003, 12:28
Different types mean nothing. A missile is a missile is a missile. Our targeting jammers are over 98% effective.

Also, about the technology: It's not so much that the former nation created is as it was left in the former USSR military bases and research facilities. It was just employed by the military.

The fallen nation? Die Mittel Prussish Empire. OOC: Still, you can't avoid all of them, believe me, with the amount there'd be, you'd get hurt, I'll look for proof this nation called Die Mittel Prussish Empire was ever around.

Must I reiterate? 98% effective. That means a minimum of casualties. We also have skilled pilots.

OOC: Did it have to be a former NS nation? If so, please excuse my ignorance...It's just roleplaying, so I made up a country. Then how many did you lose? I refuse to accept or believe that you had 0% casualties, even with a 98% effectiveness, that is simply not possible.

Also, this nation you claim to have gotten your equipment from must, in my opinion, have existed on NS at some point, and had this sort of equipment, for you to have it now, forgive me if I'm being a total ass.

IC:
Second Rome: Our Civil Rights are low yes, but the people are happy, why? because they know things could be a whole lot worse, a LOT worse, anyone who is a Kechan Citizen is well cared-for, also, you would be wise to never attack us again, we are violent when angered, our choppers are leaving and heading home, they are carrying about 3,000 Cathumans, if they are attacked by you Second Rome, we shall retaliate in FULL FORCE.
Kecha
06-10-2003, 12:39
During the removal of the catpeople, Second Rome released several squadrons of fighters to assault the nearest air bases of Kecha, to prevent refueling, and forcing the refugees to land. 6 different Airbases have been moderatley damaged in this assault, another 2 have recieved extreme damages, the choppers with the refugees will go to other Airbases, further assaults by SR will be met with a terrible retaliation, we shall also be speaking with SR about their attack later.
The Brotherhood of Nod
06-10-2003, 14:03
Baggeran aircraft have permission to land on Cairo Second International Airport, from where the catgirls will be transported to a military-scientific research complex. C165.000.000 has been wired to the nation of Baggera. We thank you for doing business with the Brotherhood.

In a response to Kecha's brutality, the Brotherhood has asked all fellow Corporate Coalition members to put a full trade embargo on Kecha.
The Brotherhood of Nod
06-10-2003, 16:39
The Brotherhood has sent a transport plane, guarded by fifteen Banshees to Travis Dominicus to pick up the catgirls they graciously sold us.
East Islandia
06-10-2003, 16:58
We condemn the Brotherhood of Nod for carrying out experiments with Catppl.

We would like to ask Kecha if they need help against Second Rome. We will send supplies and weapons, possibly even units, if they wish.
06-10-2003, 17:06
The Peoples Republic of Travis Dominicus releases the following statement:

In exchange for a supply of homo felinis females, the Brotherhood of Nod has agreed to form a Brotherhood of Nod/Travis Dominicus Joint Research Facility in western Travis Dominicus.

Travis Dominicus researchers will assist and coordinate with Brotrherhood scientists in forming new and better breeds of catgirl.

More information as it develops.

Minister Monroe, Minister of Press Relations
Crimmond
06-10-2003, 17:06
Seeing as no nation has taken the final 100-something cat people all 330 are being shipped to Nod.

The dropships full of felines lift off as more empty dropships come in to take the soldiers home.

The 5 dropships are heading towards Brotherhood territory and will land as soon as they have clearence from Kane.

OOC: Just to let you see this Nod. Whatever you catch, you have 330 waiting to land.
The Brotherhood of Nod
06-10-2003, 17:08
OOC: I know. I gave them permission to land.
Crimmond
06-10-2003, 17:19
OOC: I know. I gave them permission to land.OOC: Oh, I missed that somehow, I see it now. Ok, also... I'm too lazy to switch to Baggera so...

Posting as Baggera

IC: The five dropships set down at Cairo International and begin offloading of the catpeople.

An Assault Marine takes off his helmet and wals over to the Nod represenitive. His collar has a Colonel's rank symbol on it. "Greetings. I'm Colonel Maybourne, Baggeran Assault Marines. I'm glad that you have decided to accept these... things. Thy were drivin' us nuts on the way over..."

After the are cat people are off-loaded, the dropships liftoff and head back home.
The Brotherhood of Nod
06-10-2003, 19:35
The catpeople are loaded into trucks and the transportation from Cairo Second International Airport to a classified location begins.
06-10-2003, 23:11
Different types mean nothing. A missile is a missile is a missile. Our targeting jammers are over 98% effective.

Also, about the technology: It's not so much that the former nation created is as it was left in the former USSR military bases and research facilities. It was just employed by the military.

The fallen nation? Die Mittel Prussish Empire. OOC: Still, you can't avoid all of them, believe me, with the amount there'd be, you'd get hurt, I'll look for proof this nation called Die Mittel Prussish Empire was ever around.

Must I reiterate? 98% effective. That means a minimum of casualties. We also have skilled pilots.

OOC: Did it have to be a former NS nation? If so, please excuse my ignorance...It's just roleplaying, so I made up a country. Then how many did you lose? I refuse to accept or believe that you had 0% casualties, even with a 98% effectiveness, that is simply not possible.

Also, this nation you claim to have gotten your equipment from must, in my opinion, have existed on NS at some point, and had this sort of equipment, for you to have it now, forgive me if I'm being a total ass.

IC:
Second Rome: Our Civil Rights are low yes, but the people are happy, why? because they know things could be a whole lot worse, a LOT worse, anyone who is a Kechan Citizen is well cared-for, also, you would be wise to never attack us again, we are violent when angered, our choppers are leaving and heading home, they are carrying about 3,000 Cathumans, if they are attacked by you Second Rome, we shall retaliate in FULL FORCE.

OOC: I'm not godmoding here, but the soviets were no slackers when it came to defense.

We lost a total of 8 planes, and three helicopters.
The Resi Corporation
15-10-2003, 05:06
Are you specifically interested in female catpeople, or would males be just as good?

As it is against Resian law to sell sentient creatures per se, we can't actually sell you catpeople. However, we have a large electronic databank of the genetic code and specifics of every citizen in the Resi Corporation, and considering that our nation is about 50% catperson perhaps a copy of this databank would be of some interest to you. We will, however, be removing the entries for some of the higher-up in Resian soceity, as well as all non-catperson entities.

State a price you think would be acceptable. We'll haggle it from there.
The Brotherhood of Nod
15-10-2003, 10:53
The Brotherhood is interested and offers 1.000.000 credits ($3.71 million).
Roania
15-10-2003, 10:58
Okay. To clarify matters, the council of Roania has prepared this statement on NOD and slavery.

((You might want to put this on the front page, NOD))

The Brotherhood of NOD is not using slave labour.What the Brotherhood is doing is proactively making use of a labor force that recieves alternative compensation rather than monetary compensation, including, but not limited to, being allowed to continue to use the oxygen that the glorious Kane provided them.
The Most Glorious Hack
15-10-2003, 11:01
The Hack would like to make it known that it doesn't really give a damn about this.

Furthermore, the Hack is damned sick of hearing about Catbeings, Elves, Foxbeings, etc.

- Dargan Zarrad, Office of Unofficial Official Statements
The Semi-Autonomous Technocratic Oligarchy of the Most Glorious Hack
Roania
15-10-2003, 11:21
I recogmend that you let up on the threats toward Kecha. You are a small nation and it is a very large nation with more than 1,000,000,000 people in it.

A small nation, perhaps, but more than able to deal a greater amount of damage than your population could sustain.

I will not hesitate to use all required force if an attack is launched against any nation in The Baltic Balkins League. I would make it clear to you that 1,000,000,000 people are just as effected as effected by weapons of mass destruction as 6,000,000 are.

Don't bother me with your petty threats, your military forces are of no concern to my happy populace.

Mutally assured destruction is a horrible thing, and I hate to see a man die as much as any leader. Do not make an attempt at attacks upon those in my alliance, or face the consequences.

I have no quarrel with you, North-Eastern Europe. European brothers are not a concern of my nation's military.

Touch NEE, and I will pour so much chemical weapons into your nation that your children's children will die from the glowing green gas. The Principality and North-Eastern Europe have had their disagreements, but a small nation like you should be taught respect.

I do not make idle threats. I have given the order for the deaths of more people than your nation has. And I feel damn good about myself.

Just give me a reason to add you to the list of the dead.

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Earl Edmund Hyacinth
Member of the Council
Minister for War