Pilon unveals a new Soda.
PNN: To celebrate being in the top percentage of the Soda Pop Industry Pilon today unveiled a new brand of Soda. The new soda is called Pifizz. The drink contains specially programmed nanites that are able to stimulate the taste buds in the mouth to make the soda more flavorful and better tasting. It leaves a pleasant tingling in the mouth for a few minutes after you drink it. The drink comes in a variety of flavors ranging from Chocolate to Sour Lemon. They have even opened up a special flavor request line for those people who want a specific flavor that is not yet included in Pifizz's variety.
*pulls out a better drink* Elaran Ale. It has a kick like you're drinking raw plasma....
To celebrate Tiburon's being in the top of its region in the soda manufacturing sector, we've made a new type of drink. It's known as The Exploding Soda. It's made of pure nitroglycerin. :lol:
Adejaani
06-10-2003, 00:33
Adejaani is going to introduce the new "Go Juice", which in military parlance is slang for fuel. Which is accurate considering the main ingredient in "Go Juice" is JP-8, which is high energy jet fuel. :P
Certain upper-echelon members of Travis Dominicus' elite are discussing opening negotiation with Pilon over exchanging soda distribution rights in exchange for nanite technology research.
This movment is being heavily protested by the intellegensia, sighting a blatant misuse of technology.
The government itself is leaning more toward the former camp, however.
Chairman Bitro,
Peoples Republic of Travis Dominicus
*breaks out a snapple*
this could get interesting
*breaks out an Exploding Soda, and... well... do I really have to tell you what happens then?*
Pilon, our country would like to buy five packs of that. Our president is having a party. What is the amount for five packs of six cans. Money wired upon accpetence (sp?). You choose the flavor.
Bob Buya
Ceo of Buying Um.... Stuff, yea that's it :twisted:
The Al Bhed are intrigued by Pilon's development. We would like to inquire into the possibility of bulk shipments.
~Rikku
"For some reason, Walrus Fizz never really caught on overseas even though we have a fairly high international ranking. Must be the name. Luckily we have a large domestic market."
--some marketing exec for Apollo Foods
Certain upper-echelon members of Travis Dominicus' elite are discussing opening negotiation with Pilon over exchanging soda distribution rights in exchange for nanite technology research.
This movment is being heavily protested by the intellegensia, sighting a blatant misuse of technology.
The government itself is leaning more toward the former camp, however.
Chairman Bitro,
Peoples Republic of Travis Dominicus
We would be more than willing to discuss a trade with you, such baseline Nanotechnology should be developed and used in all nations as it will promote the growth and survival of Humanity.
Pilon, our country would like to buy five packs of that. Our president is having a party. What is the amount for five packs of six cans. Money wired upon accpetence (sp?). You choose the flavor.
Bob Buya
Ceo of Buying Um.... Stuff, yea that's it :twisted:
As soon as payment is received we will deliver the soda to your president's home.
The Al Bhed are intrigued by Pilon's development. We would like to inquire into the possibility of bulk shipments.
~Rikku
We are more than willing to open up trade negotiations with anyone interested in buying our products.
Buy Exploding Soda today! The only soda approved for use to the Kurds by Saddam Hussein!
The Al Bhed are intrigued by Pilon's development. We would like to inquire into the possibility of bulk shipments.
~Rikku
We are more than willing to open up trade negotiations with anyone interested in buying our products.
We'll take one of everything
CEO of Miweenia
Miweenian soda is known to be immensely addictive, and is also generally illegal outside of Miweenia.
>New! With more Cocaine!<
>Enhanced subliminal messages!<
>Buy it, or we'll kill your Mom!<
We are more than happy so send to anyone as soon as payment is received.
To build interregional ties, Guapovia is willing to offer DEEP DISCOUNTS on the PRIDE and JOY of Guapovia, the WORLD FAMOUS drink of choice:
GUAPO POP!
Whether you're trying to slake your thirst or warp a mind, Guapo Pop is the Soda Pop for you! In fact, Guapo Pop is SO GOOD that once Guapovia won a war by donating a hundred thousand cases of Guapo Pop to the enemy - who promptly surrendered.
And silly rumors about Geneva convention violations can be ignored. Trust me. Guapo Pop is GOOD!
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go away... make your own thread if you want to promote your soda. This is about PiFizz.
we thank everyone for their acceptance of PiFizz. Our soda pop rating has now risen to 3700 in the world.
Daistallia
20-10-2003, 20:15
A *Drink PiFizz! The drink of Daistallia*s space program!* ad campaign is appearing across Daistallia.
OOC: we dont do future tech, so no mention of the nanites is made, as they dont exist in our tech line. :)
we just won't explain how the drink works to your people, just be satisfied that it does indeed work and tastes great.