NationStates Jolt Archive


Demands to Resicorp

Iesus Christi
05-10-2003, 09:35
Today, is a day of shame...
at 0600 hours, Terrorists attacked a Christicorp plant in Memorare,in the assualt a deadly bioagent was used, killing dozens of technical personal....in the photos you'll see the bioagents effects were horrid....the effects of the agent having a striking similar look to being shot in the back of the head!
Who would do this!

WHO! WHO! WHO !

Evidence points towards....
RESICORP!
The Number one enemy of Christicorp!
oh you monsters! taking our sons with such terrible weapons! Oh GOD! deliever us from Resicorp!

We now Issue this warning...

Allow Iesus and allied personal to Inspect your nation/factories for these terrible weapons , so we can clear you of connection to this terrible crime OR face direct action to end your reign of terror!

you have 24 hours to reply...





btw-Shop Christicorp
Iraqstan
05-10-2003, 09:45
The Holy Empire of Iraqstan condemns these terrorist actions taken by The Resi Corp in an attempt to dominate a field of military products.

Such attacks clearly show that Resi Corp cannot handle being bested by a numerical and technological superior such as Iesus Christi and the Holy Empire.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 09:47
Iesus Christi, we have never participated in any forms of chemical warfare whatsoever. Nanotechnological, maybe, but certainly not chemical. We know you would use access to our nation to steal plans for all or our technology, so we will not let your inspectors in.

Actually, we have an idea. You can enter inspectors, but they must remain butt-naked and on Resi Corp security cameras at all times. That's right, they can come into our nation, but they can wear nothing and bring nothing with them. No cameras, no clipboards, no nothing. If this is not satisfactory, I guess you simply won't be able to have inspectors in our nation. We solumnly pledge to you, on the honor of our nation and of our almighty dollar, that we do not and would never participate in any form of bioterrorism. If it was us, we would've used a nice big plasma bomb instead of some disease. Ask anyone, diseases reflect badly on your image, so why have them? Hell, why even research them if there's a chance of them leaking out?
Iesus Christi
05-10-2003, 09:51
You Pervert, you make light of this crime!
Here is young Anna! look at her! she has no mummy now cos of you , you MONSTER!
We will run inspections , in the traditional Iesus Christi manner.

More insulting remarks will only make us look harder at the evidence connecting you to the horror that happened in Sri Lanka.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 09:51
((OOC: I'm going to bed. And please, Iraqistan, Iesus, try and maintain some professionalism around here. Follow Indiastan's example.))
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 09:55
You Pervert, you make light of this crime!
Here is young Anna! look at her! she has no mummy now cos of you , you MONSTER!
We will run inspections , in the traditional Iesus Christi manner.

More insulting remarks will only make us look harder at the evidence connecting you to the horror that happened in Sri Lanka.*sigh*
You know what? Simply give us your wounded and we will heal them. Nanotechnology has always proved to be very effecient at this.

We are not insulting you. After all, were not Adam and Eve naked, until they disobeyed God's will? Some may even say that clothes would be an abomination unto the lord. So why not have a few of your people go naked? Here nudity is optional, so there should be no problem for them to blend in. Have them considered as a Christ-friendly cult.
Iesus Christi
05-10-2003, 10:04
*sigh*
You know what? Simply give us your wounded and we will heal them. Nanotechnology has always proved to be very effecient at this.

We are not insulting you. After all, were not Adam and Eve naked, until they disobeyed God's will? Some may even say that clothes would be an abomination unto the lord. So why not have a few of your people go naked? Here nudity is optional, so there should be no problem for them to blend in. Have them considered as a Christ-friendly cult.

Get Behind me SATAN! You Murder our people! you insult us! you dare to quote the bible! A Cult? you...sinner!
My GOD! Have you seen what you did! you're bioagent killed dozens! more are still dying.....
Little Anne and little Jane wont see their mummys again because of you!

With you being so glib about human life and the clear connection between you and the event In Sri Lanka, we must now demand not only inspections but the surrender of the top 1000 corp officals for questioning.
Also all equipment and land used in the production of Biowar agents will be handed over to Iesus administration.
05-10-2003, 10:07
Good Lord.

I knew Iesus Christi was basically radical Islam for Christians, but...

Propaganda?

Tsk, tsk.

-- Edwin Marche II
Iesus Christi
05-10-2003, 11:14
The Evils of resi corp are well known....
This Bio attack and the attack on Sri lanka cross the line.....and now we see they sell slaves!

Only unconditional surrender will avert the total destruction of the Terrorist state resicorp!

Now let us have a moments silence for those who have died at the hands of resi corp.....
Anaguum
05-10-2003, 11:17
I should hope that these allegations of the use of chemical weapons against civilians are false. I would have thought you to be more responsible than that.
05-10-2003, 11:18
Resi a slaver? That is a unsupported lie! Resi Corporation does not sell slaves.

Show us your so called evidence of these things so we can judge for ourselves.
Iraqstan
05-10-2003, 11:26
Resi a slaver? That is a unsupported lie! Resi Corporation does not sell slaves.

Show us your so called evidence of these things so we can judge for ourselves.

Empaths. Resi Corporation is selling people to other nations thus forcing people to work for nations against their will. Clearly Slavery. Such Evil and verminous actions indeed.
Der Angst
05-10-2003, 11:36
Resi a slaver? That is a unsupported lie! Resi Corporation does not sell slaves.

Show us your so called evidence of these things so we can judge for ourselves.

Empaths. Resi Corporation is selling people to other nations thus forcing people to work for nations against their will. Clearly Slavery. Such Evil and verminous actions indeed.

It might be noted that Der Angst, being an entirely telepathic nation, does not condone the enslavement of psychics, may they be empaths or telepaths, or whatever else exists.

This will stop, either in a peaceful way or... in a less peaceful way.

~ Mr. Morden
Slagkattunger
05-10-2003, 11:37
Resi a slaver? That is a unsupported lie! Resi Corporation does not sell slaves.

Show us your so called evidence of these things so we can judge for ourselves.

Empaths. Resi Corporation is selling people to other nations thus forcing people to work for nations against their will. Clearly Slavery. Such Evil and verminous actions indeed.

(ooc:-It appears he's been selling that since 21st of september)
This is the first time anyone has accused him of slavery that I've heard off....I'll wait until Resi Corporation posts an explanation before I decide. At the moment I'm in his court as you have not shown (ooc:- provide links) any proof, plus his nation has catpeople who we have no disire to see inconvienanced(sp?)

http://www.users.on.net/killerkoala/skambass.JPG
Ambassador Jade Purrlinda
The Free Land of Slagkattunger
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
My Nations GDP (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Slagkattunger)
GMC Military Arms
05-10-2003, 11:48
Resi a slaver? That is a unsupported lie! Resi Corporation does not sell slaves.

Show us your so called evidence of these things so we can judge for ourselves.

Empaths. Resi Corporation is selling people to other nations thus forcing people to work for nations against their will. Clearly Slavery. Such Evil and verminous actions indeed.

(ooc:-It appears he's been selling that since 21st of september)
This is the first time anyone has accused him of slavery that I've heard off....I'll wait until Resi Corporation posts an explanation before I decide. At the moment I'm in his court as you have not shown (ooc:- provide links) any proof, plus his nation has catpeople who we have no disire to see inconvienanced(sp?)

OOC: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73452

Empath
http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/53887/6.jpg
Designation: Special
Environment: Urban
Size: 5-6.5 feet tall
Armaments: Mental Powers
Top Speed: 20 mph (on foot)
Specs: Empaths are gifted individuals who can read the ideas and emotions of others. They can also cause a person to have an idea, thus changing their thought processes. Empaths came to be due to radiation and chemical impurities found in the water in the slums. These chemicals, for better or for worse, act on the minds of people and (especially) unborn children. There is a flip side to the birth of Empaths, though. An increasingly high number of children are being born with severe mental retardation in the slums, with the cause being the same as the cause of the birth of Empaths.
Cost: $5,000,000 each

Looks an awful lot like slavery to me.]
05-10-2003, 13:43
Evidence points towards....


What evidence? In the entire thread you have not presented a single proof of Resi's guilt.

--

VTX
Thelas
05-10-2003, 14:08
I must agree, though many of our allies work with the Reich we have always been leery of this racist and fundementalist organization. Especialy a nation that has in past shown how it cares little for whom it helps.

As long as the sadistic hedonists in their (Iesus Christi, p.s. do you know that Iesus Christi is in the genitive?) government have their limitless promiscus desired met, they will help any one. And even go against the orders of the Father (The Lord).

--Heninor Shenasi, Elven Preacher, Cardinal of the Thelas Christian Church

OOC: That was totaly IC this is not flame, I mean no offence to Iesus Christi's player.
Kotterdam
05-10-2003, 14:19
Although we wish to remain neutral at this time, the Dominion of Kotterdam cannot help but echo the sentiments expressed by the Vortex Corporation. We have yet to see any proof of the Resi Corporation's culpability in these despicable acts.

In fact, Iesus Christi's description of the raid on the Christicorp plant raises a number of questions, foremost amongst them being the following: With the weapons at the disposal of the Resi Corporation, why would they use a bioagent like the one you described? Why not simply bomb the plant off the face of the Earth?

Additionally, what form of bioagent manifests itself in the form of wounds that could so easily be mistaken for those inflicted by gunshots? If the Resi Corporation was going to use a bioagent, why use one so specific? Such an agent would surely become a signature weapon. Why have we not heard of such a weapon before? I, for one, would be most interested to learn whether or not the wounds caused by this "bioagent" are at all consistant with those inflicted by the sidearm of the Iesus Christian military.

This is the second demand on the part of Iesus Christi to inspect Resi Corporation facilities, with little to no proof presented to back up their case. I call upon the nations of the world to question these assertations. What does Iesus Christi have to gain by inspecting the holdings of the Resi Corporation? Why would the Resi Corporation carry out such a raid against ChristiCorp to begin with? What would they have to gain?

Iesus Christi, if you are at all serious about your accusations, then I petition you to allow an independant team of investigators free and unrestricted access to all evidence relating to the ChristiCorp plant massacre. The truth must be revealed.

-- Rt. Hon. Scott Haley
Prime Minister
Dominion of Kotterdam
Thelas
05-10-2003, 14:24
I myslef eco the sentiment exspressed by Kotterdam. Iesus Christi, let agents from Thelas inspect this area. We have no wish for war. I must say that many anti-Reich forces may join in this war. Trust me, this happend to the Dominion, do not drag your name through the mud.

--General Robert Theallas
Rave Shentavo
05-10-2003, 14:26
You Pervert, you make light of this crime!
Here is young Anna! look at her! she has no mummy now cos of you , you MONSTER!
We will run inspections , in the traditional Iesus Christi manner.

More insulting remarks will only make us look harder at the evidence connecting you to the horror that happened in Sri Lanka.*sigh*
You know what? Simply give us your wounded and we will heal them. Nanotechnology has always proved to be very effecient at this.

We are not insulting you. After all, were not Adam and Eve naked, until they disobeyed God's will? Some may even say that clothes would be an abomination unto the lord. So why not have a few of your people go naked? Here nudity is optional, so there should be no problem for them to blend in. Have them considered as a Christ-friendly cult.

I will support the Resi corperation in this matter...though wish to hear more of what everyone has to say.
Scandavian States
05-10-2003, 15:41
Resi a slaver? That is a unsupported lie! Resi Corporation does not sell slaves.

Show us your so called evidence of these things so we can judge for ourselves.

Empaths. Resi Corporation is selling people to other nations thus forcing people to work for nations against their will. Clearly Slavery. Such Evil and verminous actions indeed.

It might be noted that Der Angst, being an entirely telepathic nation, does not condone the enslavement of psychics, may they be empaths or telepaths, or whatever else exists.

This will stop, either in a peaceful way or... in a less peaceful way.

~ Mr. Morden

Der Angst, tt occures to me that your nation is warmongering in the extreme; first you threaten AMf (which is about the most stupid thing you could do), then you threaten me with biological and chemical warfare (which I laugh at, most of my citizens are in another star system), and now you threaten Resi (which is also stupid, given Resi's vast technical superiority over most people on Earth). Frankly, I'm getting sick of you, so sit down and shut up.

Iesus Christi (if that isn't using Jesus' name in vain I don't know what is), I see this as nothing more than an attempt to discredit Resi after you were called out for stealing one of Resi's products and selling it. Stop trying to screw over people just because you want to.
Crimmond
05-10-2003, 15:52
The Empire of Crimmond supports Resi. They have been a valuable ally in the past and we do not forget such things.

Also, if they wanted to destroy the factor's usefulness, why not unleash Plute Kiss? Bio agents are pain in the ass to deal with.

http://rpgvaultarchive.ign.com/features/media/bg2weekly/Imoen-001.jpg
Lady Lara Tian
Former Ambassador
Foriegn Relations Advisor
Sole Heir to the Empire of Crimmond
05-10-2003, 16:01
Frankly, I'm getting sick of you, so sit down and shut up.



Was that an IC statement?

*Notes that insult of national leaders is not a smart thing to do*

most of my citizens are in another star system

*Also notes new Chimera space fleet*
Der Angst
05-10-2003, 16:03
Der Angst, tt occures to me that your nation is warmongering in the extreme; first you threaten AMf (which is about the most stupid thing you could do), then you threaten me with biological and chemical warfare (which I laugh at, most of my citizens are in another star system), and now you threaten Resi (which is also stupid, given Resi's vast technical superiority over most people on Earth). Frankly, I'm getting sick of you, so sit down and shut up.

Iesus Christi (if that isn't using Jesus' name in vain I don't know what is), I see this as nothing more than an attempt to discredit Resi after you were called out for stealing one of Resi's products and selling it. Stop trying to screw over people just because you want to.

"And here, we have someone how doesn`t know his place."

~ Mr. Morden, in association with the ministry for international mockery

[ooc: Oh, another star system? Luckily, i didn`t respect you from the beginning, otherwise, said respect would have been lost by now]
The New Russia
05-10-2003, 16:07
Man, I hope Iesus Christi doesn't find out I discovered the arc of the covenannt, otherwise he'll claim I have bio weapons...
05-10-2003, 16:08
Now more than ever it is obvious that the organics are incapable of functioning at a logical and perfect level that a machine can achieve, as soon as it is within the resources of Synchronized we must bring the organics into the UNITY Program and Synchronize them to my perfect control and logical existance.- OMNIUS, from private files

OMNIUS
The Dominion of Synchronized
Scandavian States
05-10-2003, 16:31
"And here, we have someone how doesn`t know his place."

~ Mr. Morden, in association with the ministry for international mockery

[ooc: Oh, another star system? Luckily, i didn`t respect you from the beginning, otherwise, said respect would have been lost by now]

OOC: It was public information that I moved, I'm surprised that you aren't doing more intel work against the people you're trying to piss off/annoy. However, given that I don't even want your respect, your statement doesn't mean all that much to me.

PS- The reason I moved my citizens was because of people like you who threatened to use WMD for no real reason. See, unlike most people I don't IGNORE someone for doing that, in the end it doesn't matter why they did it, it just matters that they did and they pay for it.
Scandavian States
05-10-2003, 16:31
Frankly, I'm getting sick of you, so sit down and shut up.



Was that an IC statement?

*Notes that insult of national leaders is not a smart thing to do*

most of my citizens are in another star system

*Also notes new Chimera space fleet*

Yes, I insulted his "Minister of Arrogance". As for your space fleet, we seem to at least be on the same side so you may visit as you wish, just let me know beforehand so I can give you the coordinates.
Der Angst
05-10-2003, 16:36
OOC: It was public information that I moved, I'm surprised that you aren't doing more intel work against the people you're trying to piss off/annoy. However, given that I don't even want your respect, your statement doesn't mean all that much to me.

PS- The reason I moved my citizens was because of people like you who threatened to use WMD for no real reason. See, unlike most people I don't IGNORE someone for doing that, in the end it doesn't matter why they did it, it just matters that they did and they pay for it.

As much as i want to keep this thread spam- free...

1. Please a link where i threaten you with WMD`s, i tend not to do it...

2. Now i will tell you something: I consider moving entire nations (= 51% of a nation) to other planets/ star system a godmod. Esspecially if this nation doesn`t stop to fuck around on earth.
05-10-2003, 16:40
*Also notes new Chimera space fleet*

Yes, I insulted his "Minister of Arrogance". As for your space fleet, we seem to at least be on the same side so you may visit as you wish, just let me know beforehand so I can give you the coordinates.

OOC: psssst, I was threatening you
Scandavian States
05-10-2003, 17:03
As much as i want to keep this thread spam- free...

1. Please a link where i threaten you with WMD`s, i tend not to do it...

2. Now i will tell you something: I consider moving entire nations (= 51% of a nation) to other planets/ star system a godmod. Esspecially if this nation doesn`t stop to f--- around on earth.

1. It was one of the TPA threads, I believe. You said you would turn my nation into a wasteland that was populated by harmful chemicals and vicious viruses. I don't know about you, but that sounds like a threat to me.

2. I don't believe I said I did it at once, I payed Crimson blades money to rent a couple of his his people transport ships and moved my pop over a period of ten years. I didn't, and still don't, have enough ships to move even a million people, so I resorted to outside sources. Also, I base my military on Earth, have enough civilians here to keep infrastructure going in case I ever want to return, and most of my government business is conducted on Earth. Like I said, my moving my civies is a "just in case" kind of thing, so if I was ever caught up in a WMD holocaust I wouldn't be totally crippled. I think you should shoot your intel people, they're giving you more presumptions than facts and even those presumptions are horrendously off base.
Scandavian States
05-10-2003, 17:07
*Also notes new Chimera space fleet*

Yes, I insulted his "Minister of Arrogance". As for your space fleet, we seem to at least be on the same side so you may visit as you wish, just let me know beforehand so I can give you the coordinates.

OOC: psssst, I was threatening you

OOC: *sigh* I know that, I used that post as a reminder that we are on the same side. What I don't know is why you would threaten me.
05-10-2003, 17:08
Man, I hope Iesus Christi doesn't find out I discovered the arc of the covenannt, otherwise he'll claim I have bio weapons...

Lies, I have it in the Legacy

:P

It even works!
05-10-2003, 17:10
So what? We burned the Shroud of Turin and mooned the Pope.
The New Russia
05-10-2003, 17:11
Man, I hope Iesus Christi doesn't find out I discovered the arc of the covenannt, otherwise he'll claim I have bio weapons...

Lies, I have it in the Legacy

:P

It even works!

OOC: Actually, I RP'ed the entire event out.
05-10-2003, 17:12
OOC:

Er ... me too. ;-) (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1373166#1373166)
05-10-2003, 17:12
OOC: *sigh* I know that, I used that post as a reminder that we are on the same side. What I don't know is why you would threaten me.

I threaten you because you tell the leader of one of my top 3 allies to shut the **** up.

--

Sorry for continuously hijacking the thread, btw
The New Russia
05-10-2003, 17:16
OOC:

Er ... me too. ;-) (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1373166#1373166)

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=69285&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

But technically, I made the original post in April, during my uber religious stint, but we all know how the forums were then.
Guanyu
05-10-2003, 17:50
The Incorporated States of Guanyu stand with the Resi Corporation to defend against this unprovoked and flimsily rationalized attack by Iesus Christi! Not only is it political idiocy, but an abomination in the eyes of God!
Konania
05-10-2003, 18:09
I must echo the Vortex Corporation and Kotterdam in saying that not a shred of evidence has been produced to back up this accusation. Secondly, I am suprised that a nation of your reputation would not have been able to detect an intrusion into your territory by the Resi Corporation.

Nations of the world, I believe this: This accusations are lies. The Federal Republic fomally issues a boycott against Christicorp.

--Felix Avinn, President
05-10-2003, 18:47
OOC:

Er ... me too. ;-) (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1373166#1373166)

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=69285&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

But technically, I made the original post in April, during my uber religious stint, but we all know how the forums were then.

Well ... ok. But mine's longer and more detailed - I think I've just got a different Ark. Like a bigger version ^_^
The New Russia
05-10-2003, 18:49
OOC:

Er ... me too. ;-) (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1373166#1373166)

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=69285&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

But technically, I made the original post in April, during my uber religious stint, but we all know how the forums were then.

Well ... ok. But mine's longer and more detailed - I think I've just got a different Ark. Like a bigger version ^_^

Ark 2.0!

Actually, yours seems to be the weapon Ark, mine is just more... historical in nature...

We should stop derailing this thread.
05-10-2003, 18:53
Yea! Yours is like the actual one, mine is the one from Indiana Jones!

But er ... yea ...

Die, Resi, die?
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 18:54
I know WV is probably against me because he hates my guts, but are you, TNR?
05-10-2003, 18:55
I know WV is probably against me because he hates my guts, but are you, TNR?

Hate is a bit of a strong word.

Wish you'd ditch the puppets and so on forever is more an accurate term, I think.
The New Russia
05-10-2003, 18:57
I with you actually, of course, my support will only extend to providing you with any equipment and supplies you may need.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 20:21
It might be noted that Der Angst, being an entirely telepathic nation, does not condone the enslavement of psychics, may they be empaths or telepaths, or whatever else exists.

This will stop, either in a peaceful way or... in a less peaceful way.

~ Mr. MordenWe do not sell Empaths as slaves. Rather, a country pays us money, and we send an Empath to work for them, while we still pay the Empath its regular wadges, plus an extra 2% for working abroad. It's a common misconception, and you aren't the first nation to jump to the conclusion that we're selling slaves.
The Ctan
05-10-2003, 20:28
We do not sell Empaths as slaves. Rather, a country pays us money, and we send an Empath to work for them, while we still pay the Empath its regular wadges, plus an extra 2% for working abroad. It's a common misconception, and you aren't the first nation to jump to the conclusion that we're selling slaves.

A certain group of the Confederate Ministry of Science is very interested in this offer...
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 20:32
A certain group of the Confederate Ministry of Science is very interested in this offer...*clicks pen*
How many can we put you down for?
The Ctan
05-10-2003, 20:36
A certain group of the Confederate Ministry of Science is very interested in this offer...*clicks pen*
How many can we put you down for?

[Both this and the previous message are private & encrypted]

Say, one hundred?
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 20:48
*encrypted using sentient A.I.*
That's a pretty large order, and would probably double our Empaths working abroad. Nevertheless, it's only about half of the Empaths that have signed up for the transfer program, so we accept. I'm sure they'll find it comfortable on Mars.

Upon wiring half of the money, we will begin to send our Empaths. Upon their arrival, we expect the other half of the money.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 21:03
*also encrypted*
By the way, before we send the Empaths we require knowledge of what work they'll be doing. Standard procedure.
The Ctan
05-10-2003, 21:39
We aren't on Mars, we are on Earth. They'll be assisting in psionics research. *50% of Money sent*
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 21:41
We aren't on Mars, we are on Earth. They'll be assisting in psionics research. *50% of Money sent*((OOC: My bad, I thought you were. I'm assuming you sent me the coordinants of where you are))

*encrypted as well*
Very well then, the Empaths are beginning to depart. They are given one week to say goodbye to family and friends, after which they will leave in our spaceplanes to your country.
Vrak
06-10-2003, 06:41
To: The Holy Empire of Iesus Christi and The Incorporated States of The Resi Corporation
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: Offer of neutral ground

Vrak is willing to offer both countries a chance to air their grievances on neutral territory. Surely needless bloodshed can be avoided in this situation?
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 06:55
We wholeheartedly accept Vrak's offer!

However, it appears Iesus Christi has other plans (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77805).
HARU
06-10-2003, 15:52
Evidence points towards....


What evidence? In the entire thread you have not presented a single proof of Resi's guilt.

--

VTX
To All Parties Concerned:

I can assure you that The Resi Corporation does indeed sell slaves in the form of empaths. I was telegrammed a while back by The Resi Corporation who offered to sell me empaths. The official response of HARU was." I'll think about it," so as to maintain diplomacy. The unofficial response was that I dismissed the offer and wrote The Resi Corporation off as a bunch of money grubbing capitalists with whom I wanted no relations.

I swear by God that this is the truth (ooc: I will see if I saved the Telegram and post it) and as such, pledge my support to Iesus Christi if hostilities arise.

Her Excellency,
Maire Haru
First Lady of The Reich
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 16:23
We do not sell Empaths as slaves. Rather, a country pays us money, and we send an Empath to work for them, while we still pay the Empath its regular wadges, plus an extra 2% for working abroad. It's a common misconception, and you aren't the first nation to jump to the conclusion that we're selling slaves.Hello? Are you even listening?
Crimmond
06-10-2003, 16:47
We do not sell Empaths as slaves. Rather, a country pays us money, and we send an Empath to work for them, while we still pay the Empath its regular wadges, plus an extra 2% for working abroad. It's a common misconception, and you aren't the first nation to jump to the conclusion that we're selling slaves.Hello? Are you even listening?Right. I've hired the Empths before and they worked out great. After thier usefulness was done.... they went home.
Eris Kallisti
06-10-2003, 17:06
Eris Kallisti stands behind Resi Corp in this matter. Like Kotterdam, Vortex Corporation, and Konania we have seen no proof of the claims Iesus Christi has presented. We suggest -real- proof is given before this war starts. Iesus Christi has only suspected Resi Corp yet their willing to go to war over it?! Are they insane?! This childish finger pointing -must- stop.

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/niastarr.jpg
Nia Starr, KSC
Head Assistant to Chaos
Empire of Eris Kallisti
Vegana
06-10-2003, 17:19
The wonderful nation of Vegana sees no point in showing more proof for the obviously biased allies of Resi. Our nation is satisfied with the proofs given to us by our allies and convinced of Resi's guilt. Any proofs may or may not be given in a future trial against the criminal Jiai Resi in the case of him denying the demands given and surviving the liberation of Empaths.
Eris Kallisti
06-10-2003, 17:23
Its a sad, sad day when people can't see what's put infront of them. Has anyone spoken to the empaths themselves? *taps fingers* didn't think so....

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/niastarr.jpg
Nia Starr, KSC
Head Assistant to Chaos
Empire of Eris Kallisti
Crimmond
06-10-2003, 17:26
The wonderful nation of Vegana sees no point in showing more proof for the obviously biased allies of Resi. Our nation is satisfied with the proofs given to us by our allies and convinced of Resi's guilt. Any proofs may or may not be given in a future trial against the criminal Jiai Resi in the case of him denying the demands given and surviving the liberation of Empaths.Aw, jeeze...

THEY ARE WORKERS! Do YOU have PAID workers that may have to travel abroad? Because that's what Resi has! The Empath's are payrolled workers that work extranationally. Resi, I'm begining to wonder if someone hit this thread with a stupid stick.

http://www.capnwacky.com/warning/images/gate.jpg
06-10-2003, 17:36
We forgive the lie-mongers of Resi, the poor gullible souls who place misguided faith in them and all who doubt Elder Brother Matthew's truth.



We do not bring hate, but love.



Brother Samuel


Sword of God
Eris Kallisti
06-10-2003, 17:41
We forgive the lie-mongers of Resi, the poor gullible souls who place misguided faith in them and all who doubt Elder Brother Matthew's truth.

We do not bring hate, but love.

Brother Samuel
Sword of God*raises a brow*

ok... these guys give me the creeps.... none the less, I must state again that Resi Corp has done nothing wrong.

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/niastarr.jpg
Nia Starr, KSC
Head Assistant to Chaos
Empire of Eris Kallisti
06-10-2003, 17:49
We do not sell Empaths as slaves. Rather, a country pays us money, and we send an Empath to work for them, while we still pay the Empath its regular wadges, plus an extra 2% for working abroad. It's a common misconception, and you aren't the first nation to jump to the conclusion that we're selling slaves.

Just thought this needed re-iterating. Payed slaves? What's more, slaves getting a bonus? I think not.

Also this:


That's a pretty large order, and would probably double our Empaths working abroad. Nevertheless, it's only about half of the Empaths that have signed up for the transfer program, so we accept. I'm sure they'll find it comfortable on Mars.

Hear that? This implies that the Empaths signed up for this of their own volition - probably because it pays well. People don't sign up to be be slaves.

I'm behind Resi on this, not only because I believe they are in the right, but because Iesus Christi and Iraquistan are so dogonne bad at propoganda and deciet! Come on guys, if you're going to do it (which I in no way condone), at least do it well!
Eris Kallisti
06-10-2003, 17:53
*cheers for Wyrmberg*
06-10-2003, 18:17
*cheers for Wyrmberg*

*High King Thurisaz takes a bow in Eris Kallisti's direction*
Kotterdam
06-10-2003, 18:34
"Please stand for the Prime Minister." announced the press secretary, all prim and proper. "Ladies and gentlemen, the Right Honourable Scott Haley."

Tugging on the bottom of his suit jacket one last time in a futile attempt to straighten clothes that made laser beams look disorderly and random, Scott screwed up his nerve and stepped into the press room. No matter how many times he did it, no matter how long he spent in this job, it still took all his self-confidence to get up there in front of the cameras and speak for his nation, and yet he did it as often as was neccesary because as long as he held the office of Prime Minister, there was no one else to do it for him.

"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of the press, please be seated. I'll keep this brief." he began, taking the podium. "Despite our calls, and the calls of others for Iesus Christi to allow independant review of the facts in their case against the Resi Corporation, the former government continues to avoid responding with anything that could possibly be construed as proof of their accusations. As some of you may know, the Resi Corporation is allied with Eris Kallisti, our oldest ally in this ever-changing and unstable world. Although our relations with the Resi Corporation haven't been as close as they have with Eris Kallisti, they are almost as long-standing. To see them accused of such crimes without the slightest bit of proof raises my suspicions."

"Where is the proof in this case? If Resi engaged in this heinous attack, why didn't they use Plute's Kiss... Or even one of the more conventional munitions at their disposal. I have been present when a giant robot set down on the front lawn of the Imperial Palace in Eris Kallisti, and let me tell you. It is my opinion that if Resi did indeed carry out this raid, there would have been a hell of a lot less left of the ChristiCorp plant." As was his habit, Scott's voice became more strident, more confident as he spoke. "Why? Why would Resi do this? Why would the Resi Corporation even bother? What does ChristiCorp have that Resi needs? These are the questions circling in my head, and the only thing that comes to mind is nothing. There is no reason. There is, however, reason for representatives of ChristiCorp to want to inspect Resi Corporation holdings."

"The position of the Kotterite Government is that this is nothing but extortion." Scott declared. "State sponsored extortion and corporate espionage. As you all know, before I was elected to Parliament, I was a District Attorney, and a damn good one at that. I spent most of my adult life putting extortionists and corporate spies and other criminals behind bars, and if there's one thing I understand, it's the burden of proof. It's on you, Iesus Christi. If the Resi Corporation is guilty, then we call upon you to prove it. Allow independent inspectors into your nation. Allow them free access to the evidence, all the evidence. If the Resi Corporation indeed did what you say, if the proof is there, the inspectors will find it, and you have nothing to hide. Again, Kotterdam calls on Iesus Christi to allow independent investigators to review the case. That will be all for today, ladies and gentlemen. Good day and God bless."

And with that, he stepped away from the podium, turning sharply and striding offstage as a hundred flashbulbs burst in his wake, snapping pictures for the file as a hundred voices clamored for the press secretary's attention.
Mercenary Soldiers
06-10-2003, 18:39
OOC: So now you're issuing demands IC? You're in no position to make demands. I've never heard of Resi using bio-agents. I agree with him, they're too messy, but if it comes to war, I've got a wee bio-agent for ya, it measures a cold nine-milimeters wide. :twisted:
Vegana
06-10-2003, 18:50
We do not sell Empaths as slaves. Rather, a country pays us money, and we send an Empath to work for them, while we still pay the Empath its regular wadges, plus an extra 2% for working abroad. It's a common misconception, and you aren't the first nation to jump to the conclusion that we're selling slaves.

Just thought this needed re-iterating. Payed slaves? What's more, slaves getting a bonus? I think not.

You poor misguided soul. At the Harlots marketplace, in his own market he sells GOODS and there he sells Empaths alongside robots, there is no timelimit on said GOODS no bonuses mentioned or anything else, or are you really so blind that you believe the robots gets salaries as well?

NO! Who dresses you in the morning? Iesus Christi, God Bless His name, is neither asking your permission nor needing it. The Reich fights against slavers and also against aggressors like this. IF you chooses to fight us, the excellent marshal King William will have to tutor you in the art of war, and long will your families grieve the deaths of their husbands, brothers and fathers until they come under the loving care of The Reich! You have but two choices, either you're on the train or you're in front of it.

Cardinal Joseph Giovanni
Spokesperson.

OOC
Also this:




That's a pretty large order, and would probably double our Empaths working abroad. Nevertheless, it's only about half of the Empaths that have signed up for the transfer program, so we accept. I'm sure they'll find it comfortable on Mars.

Hear that? This implies that the Empaths signed up for this of their own volition - probably because it pays well. People don't sign up to be be slaves.

I'm behind Resi on this, not only because I believe they are in the right, but because Iesus Christi and Iraquistan are so dogonne bad at propoganda and deciet! Come on guys, if you're going to do it (which I in no way condone), at least do it well!

OOC: Read it. This was encrypted. You don't know about it. and also being done AFTER the threats.
HARU
06-10-2003, 19:07
IC:

Just thought this needed re-iterating. Payed slaves? What's more, slaves getting a bonus? I think not.

You mean ResiCorp actually sells cheap labour in the form of Empaths to other nations? Like the Nazis did to the Jews? And what happens to the Empaths once they reach their destination? Does anyone check on their well-being?



Hear that? This implies that the Empaths signed up for this of their own volition - probably because it pays well. People don't sign up to be be slaves.

Ever hear of Indentured Servitude? I'm sure the conditions of the "servants" were quite comfortable and cozy.

I now suggest that an investigation be launched to look into the well being and safety of these commodoties...oops!!! I meant Empaths to insure that slavery is not being practiced on the part of ResiCorp.
Forthermore, HARU will not back down. I stand strong with my allies in The Reich for truth, justice and the Christian Way.

I'm behind Resi on this, not only because I believe they are in the right, but because Iesus Christi and Iraquistan are so dogonne bad at propoganda and deciet! Come on guys, if you're going to do it (which I in no way condone), at least do it well!

Ohhh and tell me that ResiCorp and all their ilk are not spin masters. It goes with the job of being capitalist scum.

Her Excellency,
Maire Haru
First Lady of The Reich
Crimmond
06-10-2003, 19:12
This mudslinging and flaming is yet another reason I'm not going to get too deeply involved in all this. And it all appears to be coming from the Anti-Resi people... The Civilized ones.
06-10-2003, 19:18
I step away for a week and war is nearly broken out.

I need to get back into the loop.
Vegana
06-10-2003, 19:20
This mudslinging and flaming is yet another reason I'm not going to get too deeply involved in all this. And it all appears to be coming from the Anti-Resi people... The Civilized ones.

OOC: Nah, as long as it comes IC, which most of it have. Many people in Reich are not as diplomatic IC as you may be used to. Join the fun :wink:
07-10-2003, 01:38
The CoVar Corporation public states that those seeking war against Resi for unfounded and unproven reasons are Warmongering. Also, we appologize for the CoVar Employees that are insulting the Iesus Christi and other Warmongering nations by yelling "Come and Get us you Commie Bastards!" This was not intentional and CoVar will now stop running it's Iesus Christi and Friends Communist Television Advertisements.

CoVar Corporate Board of Directors
Eris Kallisti
07-10-2003, 01:41
Also, we appologize for the CoVar Employees that are insulting the Iesus Christi and other Warmongering nations by yelling "Come and Get us you Commie Bastards!" This was not intentional and CoVar will now stop running it's Iesus Christi and Friends Communist Television Advertisements.

CoVar Corporate Board of Directors((OOC: *dies laughing*))
Kotterdam
07-10-2003, 02:06
Ohhh and tell me that ResiCorp and all their ilk are not spin masters. It goes with the job of being capitalist scum.

Her Excellency,
Maire Haru
First Lady of The Reich

Scott crumpled up his transcript of the conversation and tossed it into the nearest waste bin with absolute relish. "You mean like playing fast and loose with the truth seems to be for... Whatever you people call yourselves?" he muttered to the empty room. Sinking down in his chair, he took a deep breath and let it out slowly. It might seem like a game to some people, but he had to remember that if he let his emotions cloud his judgement, if he gave into his anger real people would die on both sides because he lost his temper, and that was bad for business.
Roania
07-10-2003, 02:07
Again, I offer to inspect these chemical agents.
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 02:09
I now suggest that an investigation be launched to look into the well being and safety of these commodoties...oops!!! I meant Empaths to insure that slavery is not being practiced on the part of ResiCorp.
Forthermore, HARU will not back down. I stand strong with my allies in The Reich for truth, justice and the Christian Way. We welcome such investigations, just as long as they stay away from the warehouses where our blueprints are housed. If this budding war has taught us anything, it is that Iesus Christi and their ilk can not be trusted with other people's technology.

Oh, and $1,000,000 is hardly cheap. Our robots go for less than that, and can do a hundred times the manual labor while we have to pay nothing for them.
Rave Shentavo
07-10-2003, 02:10
Also, we appologize for the CoVar Employees that are insulting the Iesus Christi and other Warmongering nations by yelling "Come and Get us you Commie Bastards!" This was not intentional and CoVar will now stop running it's Iesus Christi and Friends Communist Television Advertisements.

CoVar Corporate Board of Directors((OOC: *dies laughing*))*chuckles*
Xanthal
07-10-2003, 02:13
The sovereign nation of Xanthal announces it full support of The Resi Corporation in this conflict and offers limited economic and military assistance to their forces. Iesus Christi has been for centuries and continues to be our sworn enemy, and we will not stand by whilst they make false accusations merely to achieve their own evil ends. Normally we oppose large nation-corporations, but we are willing to see past this bias for the sake of interfering in the operations of Iesus Christi. For what it's worth, The Resi Corporation has an ally in us.
HARU
07-10-2003, 02:16
Again, I offer to inspect these chemical agents.
Any offers to interview the Empaths? Inspect their living conditions?

I stand my firm against The ResiCorp on the grounds of slavery or if you will, trafficking in human beings. As ResiCorp so clearly pointed out, these Empaths are mutated humans. Humans!!!

HARU urges the international community to boycott products manufactured by The ResiCorp.

All ResiCorp businesses will be outlawed in HARU; anyone found patronizing ResiCorp products will be subject to severe fines, penalties and possibly imprisonment.

Her Excellency,
Maire Haru
First Lady of The Reich
Eris Kallisti
07-10-2003, 02:20
Again, I offer to inspect these chemical agents.
Any offers to interview the Empaths? Inspect their living conditions?We have already suggested someone do this already. We would do it ourselves but obviously we'd be seen as biased because our Empress is Engaged to Jai Resi.

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/5.jpg
Female Clone #5
"Barbra"
Head of Bio-Engineering
Empire of Eris Kallisti
Roania
07-10-2003, 02:24
Again, I offer to inspect these chemical agents.
Any offers to interview the Empaths? Inspect their living conditions?

I stand my firm against The ResiCorp on the grounds of slavery or if you will, trafficking in human beings. As ResiCorp so clearly pointed out, these Empaths are mutated humans. Humans!!!

HARU urges the international community to boycott products manufactured by The ResiCorp.

All ResiCorp businesses will be outlawed in HARU; anyone found patronizing ResiCorp products will be subject to severe fines, penalties and possibly imprisonment.

Her Excellency,
Maire Haru
First Lady of The Reich

Our mentats would be glad to speak to these empaths.

Should these accusations of slavery be true, then we will cease all aid to Resi Corporation.

Slavery will not be tolerated.
Kotterdam
07-10-2003, 02:31
I suggest that someone who has not participated in this argument in any way, shape, or form should interview the empaths. A truly neutral party.
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 02:53
Any offers to interview the Empaths? Inspect their living conditions?We grant you both. Send inspectors, posthaste. While they will have no official escorts, they will be monitored by automated security in case they try and do anything funny.

Roania, send your inspectors.
Roania
07-10-2003, 02:55
OOC: I gotcha. I hate this. Gone for one day, and the world explodes.

IC:

The delegation arrived post haste. Almost as if the inspectors had always been there...

((Face Dancers are so useful))
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 02:58
I suggest that someone who has not participated in this argument in any way, shape, or form should interview the empaths. A truly neutral party.This may be good, but I doubt even HARU could put a negative spin on the lives of our empaths. Take this one, for example:
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p172.jpg
Professor H. J. Washu, Cheif of R&D
Resi Corp.
A powerful empath, Washu lives in a mansion second in size and splendor only to Resi Manor itself. However, she is currently on leave from her highly esteemed job as Head of R&D to visit her boyfriend, the wealthy (and attractive) Prince Daniel of Rastaban.

Living Conditions: Best imaginable.
Wages: $15 million a year

If you want to talk to her, you can videoconfrence with her in Rastaban. Or would you prefer another Empath?
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 03:03
The delegation arrived post haste. Almost as if the inspectors had always been there...They are greeted with open arms, and asked where they wish to go.

((OOC: What is a Face Dancer, anyway?))
Roania
07-10-2003, 03:05
The delegation arrived post haste. Almost as if the inspectors had always been there...They are greeted with open arms, and asked where they wish to go.

((OOC: What is a Face Dancer, anyway?))

OOC: The best damn actors on the planet. Shapeshifters...
07-10-2003, 03:13
I do believe Resi's intentions with the Empaths is of a mercenary or Employment puprose. Not once does advertisement he posted state that the empaths will do everything you ask only the cost to hire them, and since I believe Resi corp is responsible for helping these people off of the street and training them to use there extrordinary talent, the cost listed not only ensures comfortable living quarters for the other empaths in training but as a return for their investment. This I will admit it is an educated assumption but it seems far from Resi's practivce to use slaves, and why would he? empaths are only so useful, a strong guard or interigator is probably more valuble and he has advanced robotics for that. It just seems... well "not cost effective" to use them as slaves...
Eris Kallisti
07-10-2003, 03:18
We agree whole heartedly with Telcordia on this.

http://www.cybersluagh.com/ErisKallisti/niastarr.jpg
Nia Starr, KSC
Head Assistant to Chaos
Empire of Eris Kallisti
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 03:19
I do believe Resi's intentions with the Empaths is of a mercenary or Employment puprose. Not once does advertisement he posted state that the empaths will do everything you ask only the cost to hire them, and since I believe Resi corp is responsible for helping these people off of the street and training them to use there extrordinary talent, the cost listed not only ensures comfortable living quarters for the other empaths in training but as a return for their investment. This I will admit it is an educated assumption but it seems far from Resi's practivce to use slaves, and why would he? empaths are only so useful, a strong guard or interigator is probably more valuble and he has advanced robotics for that. It just seems... well "not cost effective" to use them as slaves...Yes! You are exactly, 100% right in this assumption! This is EXACTLY what we do/believe, hear that HARU? EXACTLY.
Iesus Christi
07-10-2003, 03:36
ICN News Network

*Speech from freed resi slave John Douglas*

I stand before you today a thief and a robber. I stole this head, this body, these limbs, and ran off with them. For I was born Into Slavery in Resi corp but by Gods holy power I escaped and fled to the reich and my spiritual home Iesus Christi....
Even now In thinking of Resi Corp, I sometimes find myself admiring her bright blue sky-her grand old woods-her fertile fields-her beautiful rivers-her mighty lakes and star-crowned mountains. But my rapture is soon checked when I remember that all is cursed with the infernal spirit of slave-holding and wrong; When I remember that with the waters of her noblest rivers, the tears of my brethren are borne to the ocean, disregarded and forgotten; That her most fertile fields drink daily of the warm blood of my outraged sisters, I am filled with unutterable loathing.
I ask you all, be witness to my suffering....witness to the suffering of my people.....help Destroy the evil that is resi Corp....join Iesus Christi in this war of national liberation!
Slagkattunger
07-10-2003, 03:36
I do believe Resi's intentions with the Empaths is of a mercenary or Employment puprose. Not once does advertisement he posted state that the empaths will do everything you ask only the cost to hire them, and since I believe Resi corp is responsible for helping these people off of the street and training them to use there extrordinary talent, the cost listed not only ensures comfortable living quarters for the other empaths in training but as a return for their investment. This I will admit it is an educated assumption but it seems far from Resi's practivce to use slaves, and why would he? empaths are only so useful, a strong guard or interigator is probably more valuble and he has advanced robotics for that. It just seems... well "not cost effective" to use them as slaves...Yes! You are exactly, 100% right in this assumption! This is EXACTLY what we do/believe, hear that HARU? EXACTLY.

ooc:- You just had trouble putting it into words right ResiCorp :P
Roania
07-10-2003, 03:38
ICN News Network

*Speech from freed resi slave John Douglas*

I stand before you today a thief and a robber. I stole this head, this body, these limbs, and ran off with them. For I was born Into Slavery in Resi corp but by Gods holy power I escaped and fled to the reich and my spiritual home Iesus Christi....
Even now In thinking of Resi Corp, I sometimes find myself admiring her bright blue sky-her grand old woods-her fertile fields-her beautiful rivers-her mighty lakes and star-crowned mountains. But my rapture is soon checked when I remember that all is cursed with the infernal spirit of slave-holding and wrong; When I remember that with the waters of her noblest rivers, the tears of my brethren are borne to the ocean, disregarded and forgotten; That her most fertile fields drink daily of the warm blood of my outraged sisters, I am filled with unutterable loathing.
I ask you all, be witness to my suffering....witness to the suffering of my people.....help Destroy the evil that is resi Corp....join Iesus Christi in this war of national liberation!

"Yep. Lying through their teeth. Everyone knows that the entire Resi Corporation is a massive city. And they grow their food in vats." The team said, watching this.

"We can't help Iesus unless they give us access to those chemical victims."
Slagkattunger
07-10-2003, 03:43
ICN News Network

*Speech from freed resi slave John Douglas*

I stand before you today a thief and a robber. I stole this head, this body, these limbs, and ran off with them. For I was born Into Slavery in Resi corp but by Gods holy power I escaped and fled to the reich and my spiritual home Iesus Christi....
Even now In thinking of Resi Corp, I sometimes find myself admiring her bright blue sky-her grand old woods-her fertile fields-her beautiful rivers-her mighty lakes and star-crowned mountains. But my rapture is soon checked when I remember that all is cursed with the infernal spirit of slave-holding and wrong; When I remember that with the waters of her noblest rivers, the tears of my brethren are borne to the ocean, disregarded and forgotten; That her most fertile fields drink daily of the warm blood of my outraged sisters, I am filled with unutterable loathing.
I ask you all, be witness to my suffering....witness to the suffering of my people.....help Destroy the evil that is resi Corp....join Iesus Christi in this war of national liberation!

"It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place."

Since we know that Resi Corporation doesn't use slaves due to it being unprofitable, we conclude that this John Douglas is mearly a puppet of Iesus Christi. Indeed his speach sounds formulated as if he was speaking from a script, we suspect that this is indeed another lame attempt at framing Resi Corporation for something they do not do.
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 03:46
ICN News Network

*Speech from freed resi slave John Douglas*

I stand before you today a thief and a robber. I stole this head, this body, these limbs, and ran off with them. For I was born Into Slavery in Resi corp but by Gods holy power I escaped and fled to the reich and my spiritual home Iesus Christi....
Even now In thinking of Resi Corp, I sometimes find myself admiring her bright blue sky-her grand old woods-her fertile fields-her beautiful rivers-her mighty lakes and star-crowned mountains. But my rapture is soon checked when I remember that all is cursed with the infernal spirit of slave-holding and wrong; When I remember that with the waters of her noblest rivers, the tears of my brethren are borne to the ocean, disregarded and forgotten; That her most fertile fields drink daily of the warm blood of my outraged sisters, I am filled with unutterable loathing.
I ask you all, be witness to my suffering....witness to the suffering of my people.....help Destroy the evil that is resi Corp....join Iesus Christi in this war of national liberation!Not only is this a totally inacurate account of our nation, but this "John Douglas" does not exist in the citizenry mainframe. Perhaps, Iesus, your brainwashing department had best do some research first.

((OOC: The surname "Douglas" is actually very uncommon in the Resi Corporation, as is the name "John". Names like "Jai", "Dae" "Fae", "Leoa", "Jarren", "Gaiin", and "Marty" are all very common.))
07-10-2003, 03:57
ICN News Network

*Speech from freed resi slave John Douglas*

I stand before you today a thief and a robber. I stole this head, this body, these limbs, and ran off with them. For I was born Into Slavery in Resi corp but by Gods holy power I escaped and fled to the reich and my spiritual home Iesus Christi....
Even now In thinking of Resi Corp, I sometimes find myself admiring her bright blue sky-her grand old woods-her fertile fields-her beautiful rivers-her mighty lakes and star-crowned mountains. But my rapture is soon checked when I remember that all is cursed with the infernal spirit of slave-holding and wrong; When I remember that with the waters of her noblest rivers, the tears of my brethren are borne to the ocean, disregarded and forgotten; That her most fertile fields drink daily of the warm blood of my outraged sisters, I am filled with unutterable loathing.
I ask you all, be witness to my suffering....witness to the suffering of my people.....help Destroy the evil that is resi Corp....join Iesus Christi in this war of national liberation!

Daniel raises an eyebrow at the television. "Really? That just makes me wanna jump on Iesus' boat," he says, sarcasticly. "To bad none of that's true." He sighs and clicks the tv off. "Rubbish. Just rubbish." He stands up and looks around. "Now where did Washu go off to?" Leaves the room to find his girlfriend. :wink:
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 04:00
Washu taps him on the shoulder.
"Try looking behind you," she says with a giggle, seconds before jumping at and wrapping her arms around him, nearly knocking Daniel over.
07-10-2003, 04:13
"Yes, that would be the smart thing to do," Daniel says, catching his balance as he wraps his arms around Washu.

((OOC: And who said that the Empaths were being treated badly. Phfff! :roll:))
Tarrican
07-10-2003, 10:46
The situation is rather difficult, it would seem. On the one hand we have accusations from Iesus Christi, backed up by "proof" and believed by his allies. On the other we have the refutation by Resi Corperation, backed up by "disproof" and believed by his allies.

In the middle we have lots of Jai's friends claiming to be "neutral" observers and offering to inspect the situation and back his claim. Of course people who work for Jai Resi's wife can be trusted to report on any degrading circumstances with 100% accuracy. We couldn't possibly believe that direct agents of chaos could ever be convinced to tell anything but the truth, now could we?

Frankly, right now the international community could be forgiven for thinking that, much as it pains me to say this, Iesus Christi has a strong case.

Which reminds me... 'The Resi Corporation', master of patents, has yet to respond to our claims that "Resi Corp"(TM) is a trademark of a Tarrakeen firm that predates his own organisation.

OOC Welcome to the 'big lie' theory of politics...
Its not that nobody understood/understands what Resi-Corp was saying over the issue of the empaths, its that they choose not to believe him: after all he would say that to appease international opinion.
Nobody is being OOC dumb because they 'don't get' what is going on.
Kotterdam
07-10-2003, 16:36
An idea came to Scotty all of a sudden in the middle of the night. Up already, he rose to find a cup of coffee and wait for daybreak over the Resi corporation. Dressing casually, he wandered through the residence, finding it almost amusing to have the guards saluting a man in jeans and a t-shirt. Reaching the situation room, he sat up staring at the electronic map of the world as he often did.

Marked on the map were the major military deployments, the places where young men and women not too unlike his own daughter and son were off serving their country. Here, close to home, was Salem's Field Air Force Base just a hundred or so kilometers from the capital, the biggest air defence center in the country, and the training base for the Air Force. There, out at sea another blip of light represented the DKS Stalwart and her battlegroup, the newest of the Dominion-class of carriers underway in Kallistian waters en route to one of that allied nation's ports for a stop over before heading back out into its patrol pattern.

Like he always did when he couldn't sleep, he spent hours staring at the map, wondering if he really knew what he was doing, wondering if any of those young men and women had been sent off to die. Sure, the individual unit deployments were done by someone else, by his military General staff... But he had the ultimate authority, and the major orders came with his signiture on them. As always, he offered a silent prayer for them to all come home safe and sound.

The hours passed slowly but surely. Finally, he reached out and raised the phone to his ear. It was one of those little things you had to get used to in this job that tripped him up. As he raised the phone to his ear, he reached out to dial the number, all the while racking his brain to remember it... And then realized there was no keypad to dial with.

"Signals Office, Corporal Williams speaking." came the voice over the phone.

"Good morning, Marie." Scotty said, chuckling at his own reaction. "Put me through to Resi Corp, will you? I've got an order to make."

It only took a few moments before the operator at the other end came on. At least... He thought it was an operator. One thing that always unnerved Scotty about dealing with the Resi Corporation was that he was never certain if he was talking to their equivalent of an IVR phone system or not. You know the kind: Press one to go on hold, press two to scream at the machine, press three to get disconnected, abandon all hope of ever talking to a real person all ye who listen past this point. He supposed that when the voice on the phone gave you the answers you needed, it didn't really matter if the operator was flesh and blood or not, but he always liked knowing who he was talking to.

"Hello, Resi Corporation?" he asked, waiting a moment for the answer. "This is Prime Minister Haley from the Dominion of Kotterdam. We're looking to hire a number of your employees. Yes, that's right, the Empaths." The conversation was over an open phone line as a little show of confidence in Jai Resi's position. "How many? We'll send over a representative to work out the details. I'll warn you up front, they may encounter hazardous duty situations, but nothing too extreme. We'll offer them the proper training, and perhaps even a bonus. What kind? Bodyguard work. Imagine a bodyguard who can pick out hostile intent. I'll have a representative meet with your people to work out the details."
07-10-2003, 16:45
Sorry I'm a bit late getting back on this, but...


OOC
Also this:




That's a pretty large order, and would probably double our Empaths working abroad. Nevertheless, it's only about half of the Empaths that have signed up for the transfer program, so we accept. I'm sure they'll find it comfortable on Mars.

Hear that? This implies that the Empaths signed up for this of their own volition - probably because it pays well. People don't sign up to be be slaves.

I'm behind Resi on this, not only because I believe they are in the right, but because Iesus Christi and Iraquistan are so dogonne bad at propoganda and deciet! Come on guys, if you're going to do it (which I in no way condone), at least do it well!

OOC: Read it. This was encrypted. You don't know about it. and also being done AFTER the threats.

Well, duh. I know this. however, my WHOLE POST was OOC. I never made any IC comments in that post (like declarations of war and suchlike). I am sorry if this was not made clear enough for you.
07-10-2003, 16:55
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*Speech from freed resi slave John Douglas*

I stand before you today a thief and a robber. I stole this head, this body, these limbs, and ran off with them. For I was born Into Slavery in Resi corp but by Gods holy power I escaped and fled to the reich and my spiritual home Iesus Christi....
Even now In thinking of Resi Corp, I sometimes find myself admiring her bright blue sky-her grand old woods-her fertile fields-her beautiful rivers-her mighty lakes and star-crowned mountains. But my rapture is soon checked when I remember that all is cursed with the infernal spirit of slave-holding and wrong; When I remember that with the waters of her noblest rivers, the tears of my brethren are borne to the ocean, disregarded and forgotten; That her most fertile fields drink daily of the warm blood of my outraged sisters, I am filled with unutterable loathing.
I ask you all, be witness to my suffering....witness to the suffering of my people.....help Destroy the evil that is resi Corp....join Iesus Christi in this war of national liberation!

"Yep. Lying through their teeth. Everyone knows that the entire Resi Corporation is a massive city. And they grow their food in vats." The team said, watching this.

Which prompts me to re-iterate my earlier comment:


I'm behind Resi on this, not only because I believe they are in the right, but because Iesus Christi and Iraquistan are so dogonne bad at propoganda and deciet! Come on guys, if you're going to do it (which I in no way condone), at least do it well!
Vegana
07-10-2003, 16:59
Sorry I'm a bit late getting back on this, but...

Well, duh. I know this. however, my WHOLE POST was OOC. I never made any IC comments in that post (like declarations of war and suchlike). I am sorry if this was not made clear enough for you.

OOC: No problem. If you believe all that OOC I understand why it wasn't made clear enough for me. And all my comments except the last, that really is irrelevant OOC , was IC. Could everyone please try to stay IC from now on in this thread?
07-10-2003, 17:23
Its not that nobody understood/understands what Resi-Corp was saying over the issue of the empaths, its that they choose not to believe him: after all he would say that to appease international opinion.
Nobody is being OOC dumb because they 'don't get' what is going on.

OOC: I was being facetious, ppl. Sheesh. :roll:
07-10-2003, 18:09
The Rogue Nation of the Armed Democrats supports Resi Corporation with full economic and military assistance, should it be required. Iesus Christi has offered no proof of their claims of Bio-Terrorism by Resi Corp. In regards to the accusations of slavery, the Empaths appear to be legitimate employees, not slaves. If Iesus Christi has a problem with employment, I suggest they immediately discontinue any and all employment in their own nation before making any accusations of slavery on the part of Resi.

-Damion Delacroix, President
The Rogue Nation of the Armed Democrats
09-10-2003, 14:43
Again I ask my Brother leaders to consider well the words of Resi, the lies of Resi, the venom of Resi that turns your eyes from God to the pit of filth where wallows the Whore of Babylon. It is said that the Resi Corporation has no slaves, does indeed not sell slaves. Were it so the Reich would not send its sons into mortal danger.



But our forces land on Resi shores, and we come bringing freedom and equality and brotherhood to the oppressed. And we are right, for Elder Brother William the Fuehrer, and Elder Brother Matthew, fair Matthew, and Elder Brother Jaar, the Benevolent - they speak the Lord's truth.



Even now slaves toil under the Resi yoke, as if the sale into vile bondage of entire peoples could ever be forgiven. And the Resi slavemasters drive their broken chattels to damn themselves in the foulest acts!



The cowardly suicide attacks against our Eurusean allies bear witness to Resi villainy. To Resi tyranny. To Resi infamy!



Join us, my Brothers. Join us, or stand aside. I beg you, my friends. Let not innocent blood be spilled.



Brother Samuel

Sword of God
The Resi Corporation
10-10-2003, 07:23
Again I ask my Brother leaders to consider well the words of Resi, the lies of Resi, the venom of Resi that turns your eyes from God to the pit of filth where wallows the Whore of Babylon. It is said that the Resi Corporation has no slaves, does indeed not sell slaves. Were it so the Reich would not send its sons into mortal danger.I find it ironic you dare to call yourselves "Infinate Loving".
But our forces land on Resi shores, and we come bringing freedom and equality and brotherhood to the oppressed. And we are right, for Elder Brother William the Fuehrer, and Elder Brother Matthew, fair Matthew, and Elder Brother Jaar, the Benevolent - they speak the Lord's truth.How many land? Where do they land? And for the love of God, how'd they get through our anti-ship mines and our submarine fleet?
Even now slaves toil under the Resi yoke, as if the sale into vile bondage of entire peoples could ever be forgiven. And the Resi slavemasters drive their broken chattels to damn themselves in the foulest acts!Robots don't care about being overworked. At least ours don't. They rather like it, it gives their existance purpose.
The cowardly suicide attacks against our Eurusean allies bear witness to Resi villainy. To Resi tyranny. To Resi infamy!Infamy will be mine, friend, just you wait. Oh, and we're bumping you up another notch on our hit list just for saying something like this.
Join us, my Brothers. Join us, or stand aside. I beg you, my friends. Let not innocent blood be spilled.Perhaps you could say "innocent oil"? There is no innocent blood in this war.
Also, it's interesting that you'd leave the sisters out of the action... :wink:
Brother Samuel

Sword of God"Sword of God", eh? Sounds like compensation to me... ((yes, that was all IC))
Tarrican
10-10-2003, 12:10
Its not that nobody understood/understands what Resi-Corp was saying over the issue of the empaths, its that they choose not to believe him: after all he would say that to appease international opinion.
Nobody is being OOC dumb because they 'don't get' what is going on.

OOC: I was being facetious, ppl. Sheesh. :roll:

OOC: Appologies if that appeared directed at you: it was a general comment.
11-10-2003, 01:33
It is well that the leaders of Resi have fled, for then the glorious forces of the Reich will meet less resistance. Tell me, child, are you what is in capitalist countries called an intern, a boy not yet trained to write as an adult, yet put to work he cannot yet ably perform by his owners?

At least, you speak of the love of God. It is good that you recognize this, for truly the love of God is all that is common to all of us.

Brother Samuel
Sword of God

OOC: Uh, back when I saw Reich landings being posted. Which apparently never happened. Retcon that part to "valiantly pushing past the smoldering remains of Jericho's underwater walls, grieving their fallen brothers" or some bombastic garbage like that.