Queen seeking marriage
The Queen of Decadence and Opulance is currently seeking to marry. Only Kings, Princes, Dukes and Emperors need apply. If homosexual marriage is legal in your nation, she may consider female monarchs. No common people. Must be able to hold a royal staff in the correct fashion.
Lavish celebrations will be laid on. If you are interested in a dynastic alleigance with our monarchy please telegram us.
His Serenity Prince Guapo of Guapovia is interested. Are you cute and rich?
Guapovian Minister of Etceteran Affairs
Bhegedr Kram, Jr.
One is indeed, as you put it, cute and rich. If you would like to arrange an appointment at the Decadonian Palace, one will interview you and add you to one's list of suitors. Royal Marriages are a business-like affair in Decadence and Opulance, so if you would like to send us your CV, one would be most greatful.
Tersanctus
30-09-2003, 13:05
The Executor, would be pleased to court your ladys hand, do not be fooled as to the title, Executor is the equivalent of Emperor.
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Edmund Dantes
Executor of Tersanctus
Guapovia's CV is available at any time by looking at Guapovia's NationStates summary: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=guapovia
Judge whether or not you are worthy to be the bride of Guapo.
Cheers,
Guapovian Minister of Etceteran Affairs
Bhegedr Kram, Jr.
Slutbum Wallah
30-09-2003, 16:06
"Load the Suitor-O-Cannon!"
"Aye-aye, sir!"
"Uh.. sir?"
"Yes, sergeant?"
"None of the ammunition counts as a King, Prince, Duke or Emperor."
"Bring me that sheep!"
"Yes Gun Captain!"
*A sheep is quickly brought up*
"I crown this sheep King of My Shoe. Now load it into the cannon!"
"Mwaaaaah"
"FIRE!"
FOOOOMP!
"Look, it's a bird!"
"Nah, it's a plane!"
"Hell no! It's a Slutbum Suitor Sheep"
"Oooh great! That means there's gonna be a wedding soon!"
"Sure, and groundhog day is a scientifical method of prediction"
Jeruselem
30-09-2003, 16:28
In the deserts of Jeruselem
Abdul: You will marry my daughter when sheep fly. In the name of God, this may never happen
Ramad: God will help me ...
* Sheep flies by crashing into Abdul's kitchen *
Ramad: See, I told you do.
Abdul goes blue and faints.
Semi-IC:
My sons might be interrested, but it would be nice to have some kind of description of you before I put it to them. For instance (and if you'll pardon the question), how old are you, Your Highness? Say, to the nearest ten years?
My sons are 22 and 18 respectively...
High King Thurisaz of Wyrmberg
"Load the Suitor-O-Cannon!"
"Aye-aye, sir!"
"Uh.. sir?"
"Yes, sergeant?"
"None of the ammunition counts as a King, Prince, Duke or Emperor."
"Bring me that sheep!"
"Yes Gun Captain!"
*A sheep is quickly brought up*
"I crown this sheep King of My Shoe. Now load it into the cannon!"
"Mwaaaaah"
"FIRE!"
FOOOOMP!
Okay :? :shock: :roll: :shock: :shock:
"Load the Suitor-O-Cannon!"
I don't suppose I could buy "Suitor-O-Cannon" technology from you? It's just that I've been exiling criminals via catapult for a long time now and I think its time for a upgrade.
Slutbum Wallah
30-09-2003, 21:45
"Load the Suitor-O-Cannon!"
I don't suppose I could buy "Suitor-O-Cannon" technology from you? It's just that I've been exiling criminals vai catapult for a long time now and I think its time for a upgrade.
Never! The Suitor-O-Cannon is the most prized artifact in all of Slutbum Wallah! Known to kill romance threads with a single shot at 500 yards!
Semi-IC:
My sons might be interrested, but it would be nice to have some kind of description of you before I put it to them. For instance (and if you'll pardon the question), how old are you, Your Highness? Say, to the nearest ten years?
My sons are 22 and 18 respectively...
High King Thurisaz of Wyrmberg
Either the 18 or 22 year old would be suitable, I'm 17 (it was a young ascendency, you see, I killed my father to win the throne.)
Having been trapped in the palace most of my life and trotted around for state engagements, I'm not too fussy. I'm a monarch fond of spectacle, a small lady in a great silk dress and huge crown.
Mercenary Soldiers
30-09-2003, 21:53
OOC: HA! No common people......
The Executor, would be pleased to court your ladys hand, do not be fooled as to the title, Executor is the equivalent of Emperor.
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Edmund Dantes
Executor of Tersanctus
Hmm, a curious title, Executor. But you seem the most promising offer so far, if only because you used the words 'court' and 'your lady' and included a picture.
Ah sod it, I'll marry you, unless someone even more gentlemanly offers :)
Guapovia's CV is available at any time by looking at Guapovia's NationStates summary: http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_nation/nation=guapovia
Judge whether or not you are worthy to be the bride of Guapo.
Cheers,
Guapovian Minister of Etceteran Affairs
Bhegedr Kram, Jr.
I've seen your NS listing, very nice :P
What I was thinking of was a more personal CV, which includes things like:
How cool you look in a ermine robe, on a scale of one to ten
How many different cultures you can insult on one state visit
How many units of alcohol you can consume beofre opening parliament
How noble you look in the back of a carriage, on a scale of one to ten
Do you play polo/shoot foxes/talk in a ridiculous accent?
etc.
Your Majesty Javert XIII, of the country of Javert. He has led many rebellions, against many regions, his ancestors are known to have great things happen, I am simply proposing him.
Tersanctus
01-10-2003, 15:02
SO than, if we are to be wed, I feel that a new thread shall be started. The wedding and celebrations shall be lavish and full of Merriment!! To the Chapel at once my Queen!
Executor Dantes.
Officially proposes.
Pantocratoria
01-10-2003, 15:31
FROM THE IMPERIAL COURT OF CHRIST PANTOCRATOR, NEW ROME
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To the Most High and Mighty Queen of Decadence and Opulence
Dear Sister,
Our eldest son and heir, His Imperial Highness the Prince Andreus, Despot of New Constantinople, is presently seeking a wife. Our son is 23 years of age, and is descended from such royal stock as the Bourbon Kings of France, the Paleaologi Emperors of the Romans, and the Comnenoi emperors of Trabzon. He speaks fluent French (his native tongue) and English, and has a remarkable command of both Latin and ancient Greek. He is a handsome, sensible, and well-grounded young man, and Your Majesty would find him to be of excellent assistance to her in her role as ruler and Queen of Decadence and Opulence.
While we do have concerns about Your Majesty's alledged patricide, we are prepared to put our concerns aside in the interests of the happiness of our son. We would be honoured if Your Majesty would consider a meeting with Prince Andreus at your earliest possible convenience.
ANDREUS I IMP. PANTOCRATORIA
Tersanctus
01-10-2003, 15:37
aw great....Pantocrator has decided to throw in his interest.....ok I officially step out, I cant compete with that!!
OOC: Good too see you again Panto!! Great job with RPing, as usual!!
Pantocratoria
01-10-2003, 15:39
aw great....Pantocrator has decided to throw in his interest.....ok I officially step out, I cant compete with that!!
OOC: Good too see you again Panto!! Great job with RPing, as usual!!
OOC: Whoa, I had no idea I was so feared! :twisted:
:wink: Hey, if you've any free princes Tersanctus... the Princess Anna is seeking a husband. Or rather, her father is seeking a husband for her.
I feel inclined to ask, since you killed your father, how can any of these suiters be sure you won't kill them, if it becomes convienient :shock: :D
Tersanctus
01-10-2003, 15:45
Hmm, well lemme see,....Executor Dantes is 24, technically MArried to Imitoran Bride Melisa Fairdrought,. but the last I heard Imitora decided to give their nation to one of the Mods unitl further notice....And I ment the"level" of your royalty and RPing ability, not you :wink: r military!
BUt dont you worry, anyone gives you guff, you just gimme a holler...the Templar are always looking for a good fight!
Pantocratoria
01-10-2003, 15:48
Hmm, well lemme see,....Executor Dantes is 24, technically MArried to Imitoran Bride Melisa Fairdrought,. but the last I heard Imitora decided to give their nation to one of the Mods unitl further notice....And I ment the"level" of your royalty and RPing ability, not you :wink: r military!
BUt dont you worry, anyone gives you guff, you just gimme a holler...the Templar are always looking for a good fight!
OOC: Yes... damn my :wink: "military", letting down the reputation of my great nation! :oops:
<Telegramme:>
Greetings on behalf of Thurisaz, High King of Wyrmberg.
His majesty asks whether it would be possible to organise a meeting between Prince Perthro and Her Majesty The Queen... I must apologise, Your Majesty, but it appears we do not have your name...
At any rate, it is to be regretted that Prince Tharn will be busy for a few days while visiting the land of Pantocratoria, and so will be unable to meet with Your Majesty for some time, and the nature of his business in Pantocratoria means that it is possible that, upon his return, he will be uneligable as a suitor.
However, should this not be the case, I am sure he would be most happy to visit you should you so desire.
Yours,
Ranjist, Chief of staff to Tharn, High King of Wyrmberg
My commander of offense is strong and loyal. He will protect and pleasure you whenever needed
ooc: Yeah, sure he will. Methinks someone has little idea of the meaning of "romance"...
Tell me, sparky, ever kissed a girl who wasn't a relative?
/JK :wink:
Pantocratoria
01-10-2003, 17:12
OOC: Careful, I don't think you should mess with him! :lol:
Sheeesh... that's a joke my father would make... :oops:
OOC: Sparky... here sparky... I didn't mean to scare you off... I'll play nice, I promise :wink:
Well... nice-ish... :twisted:
Prince Guapo withdraws. You sound like a bad example to future children.
(And yet another international insult/incident!)
:D
Minister of Etceteran Affairs
Bhegedr Kram, Jr.
Sorry I let this thread sink peeps...
Thankyou Ranjist of Wyrmberg. I am Queen Sarah II, you are on the guestlist of our palace. Feel free to drop in. Tea will be laid on in ivory cups.
Dont mess wit me...you're offer of protection and pleasure was...intriguing. But I can only wed royalty, not any mere commanders in chief. He can be my concubine though.
Andreus of Pantocratoria, your offer is most, most promising. You are also invited to tea.
HRH Sarah II of the Queendom of Decadence and Opulance
Prince Guapo withdraws. You sound like a bad example to future children.
(And yet another international insult/incident!)
:D
Minister of Etceteran Affairs
Bhegedr Kram, Jr.
Not insulted at all. I think kids could learn from my lack of scruples. :twisted:
Duke Ferdinand Augustus Hemford Foff VII would like to seek the hand in marriage of the queen of Decadence and Opulence. He is 25, has dirty blonde hair, is very fit, as is all the aristocracy of Foffia, is 6' 2", weighs around 160 pounds, and enjoys luxury, travelling, skiing, swimming, and insulting common people.
*quickly checks dictionary* commoner: n; hmmm...well I'm out then I guess
Pantocratoria
05-10-2003, 07:29
His Imperial Highness the Prince Andreus, Despot of New Constantinople, graciously accepts Her Royal Highness the Queen Sarah II's invitation to tea.
ooc: >.> I did this once... then I realized how insane it was. Too many people came and made it impossible to properly choose a wife fer mah emperor... Twas quite the little party. *sigh* Ah, the good ole days.
The great and honorable, President for life Dictator Lucian Smirnoff the 14th would like to apply for this honor
arrr marry me and become my wench, u will work in the mines and make my dinner. land lover
arrr marry me and become my wench, u will work in the mines and make my dinner. land lover
Err, no thanks. Do you look like Johnny Depp?
The great and honorable, President for life Dictator Lucian Smirnoff the 14th would like to apply for this honor
Like I said, royalty only. Bog-standard heads of state don't cut it, you've got to wear a crown. Sorry, nice guns on your flag though...
ooc: >.> I did this once... then I realized how insane it was. Too many people came and made it impossible to properly choose a wife fer mah emperor... Twas quite the little party. *sigh* Ah, the good ole days.
I know, all these blokes I've got round for tea at the moment! Sod it, I'll marry Andreus and keep all the others as my little playthings... :P
Crown Prince Perthro must sadly decline your kind request to be your "plaything" due to... uh... pressing affairs of state... yeah, that's it, and... he... he left the oven on...
The Duke of Jolokia is currently seeking. He's 6'0, has black hair and blue eyes. He is thin and slightly athletic. He is 19. His full name is Zeke Oliver Wulbearus. :lol:
Pantocratoria
08-10-2003, 04:17
ooc: >.> I did this once... then I realized how insane it was. Too many people came and made it impossible to properly choose a wife fer mah emperor... Twas quite the little party. *sigh* Ah, the good ole days.
I know, all these blokes I've got round for tea at the moment! Sod it, I'll marry Andreus and keep all the others as my little playthings... :P
Prince Andreus has pressing duties in his home land, and will one day succeed his father to become Emperor of Pantocratoria. He will obviously need to do more than simply lounge around and doing nothing but... procreating with Her Majesty.
If Her Majesty understands and agrees that Prince Andreus will have to spend half his time in Pantocratoria fulfilling his duties and half his time with her, then the marriage can go ahead!
OOC: I swear I posted this days ago but it didn't come up! :(
Pantocratoria
09-10-2003, 17:20
So... do I have a wife? :D
[quote="Pantocratoria"]FROM THE IMPERIAL COURT OF CHRIST PANTOCRATOR, NEW ROME
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To the Most High and Mighty Queen of Decadence and Opulence
Dear Sister,
Our eldest son and heir, His Imperial Highness the Prince Andreus, Despot of New Constantinople, is presently seeking a wife. Our son is 23 years of age, and is descended from such royal stock as the Bourbon Kings of France, the Paleaologi Emperors of the Romans, and the Comnenoi emperors of Trabzon. He speaks fluent French (his native tongue) and English, and has a remarkable command of both Latin and ancient Greek. He is a handsome, sensible, and well-grounded young man, and Your Majesty would find him to be of excellent assistance to her in her role as ruler and Queen of Decadence and Opulence.
While we do have concerns about Your Majesty's alledged patricide, we are prepared to put our concerns aside in the interests of the happiness of our son. We would be honoured if Your Majesty would consider a meeting with Prince Andreus at your earliest possible convenience.
ANDREUS I IMP. PANTOCRATORIA[/quote
I have a question, ANDREUS I IMP. PANTOCRATORIA. Could you explain how it is possible to put aside your "concerns: about the "majesty's" admitted patricide, and put your beloved (?) son's life at risk?
If it's the money and power you seek, surely there would be other options? Perhaps you could publish a book, or something...
Sincerely concerned,
Queen Echinops
Pantocratoria
23-10-2003, 19:30
FROM THE IMPERIAL COURT OF CHRIST PANTOCRATOR, NEW ROME
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To the Most High and Mighty Queen of Decadence and Opulence
Dear Sister,
Our eldest son and heir, His Imperial Highness the Prince Andreus, Despot of New Constantinople, is presently seeking a wife. Our son is 23 years of age, and is descended from such royal stock as the Bourbon Kings of France, the Paleaologi Emperors of the Romans, and the Comnenoi emperors of Trabzon. He speaks fluent French (his native tongue) and English, and has a remarkable command of both Latin and ancient Greek. He is a handsome, sensible, and well-grounded young man, and Your Majesty would find him to be of excellent assistance to her in her role as ruler and Queen of Decadence and Opulence.
While we do have concerns about Your Majesty's alledged patricide, we are prepared to put our concerns aside in the interests of the happiness of our son. We would be honoured if Your Majesty would consider a meeting with Prince Andreus at your earliest possible convenience.
ANDREUS I IMP. PANTOCRATORIA
I have a question, ANDREUS I IMP. PANTOCRATORIA. Could you explain how it is possible to put aside your "concerns: about the "majesty's" admitted patricide, and put your beloved (?) son's life at risk?
If it's the money and power you seek, surely there would be other options? Perhaps you could publish a book, or something...
Sincerely concerned,
Queen Echinops
Your Majesty,
Since Prince Andreus isn't Her Majesty's father, we reasoned he would have nothing to fear from allegations of patricide. Furthermore, Prince Andreus' writing style leaves something to be desired. Besides, at this point, the suit has been withdrawn due to lacking of a timely response to our inquiry.
To explain our signature, we sign our letters in an abbreviated format of "Andreus Imperator Pantocratoria" to indicate that we are Andreus I, Emperor of Pantocratoria, just as Your Majesty will probably sign letters Echinops Regina in the unlikely event that Your Majesty ever learns how to read or write.
ANDREUS I IMP. PANTOCRATORIA
OOC: :D