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Wombat News: Roania Banned from UN Boardgame Convention

Wombat News
29-09-2003, 18:00
Roan City, Wombat News

Link (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=72067&highlight=)

The United Nations' "GameCon" board gaming convention was once again plunged into controversy last night when ugly scenes erupted around the "Monopoly" board.

Organisers had hoped that the event's reputation would not be further tarnished following the 2002 Ur an Ass riot that ended in 143 arrests for public disorder offences when The Silver Turtle delegation deliberately knocked down the "Jenga" towers on Tor Yvresse's turn, and the small-arms fire that killed three delegates recently during a game of "Risk" between the Automagfreek and Western Might delegations. But it was not to be, as once more fighting broke out between rival players leaving 17 people requiring hospital treatment.

"I hope that the banning of the Roanian delegation from the remainder of the UN GameCon will send out a clear message that we will no longer tolerate such behaviour at this convention," said Shortan Stumpy of the Ma-tek Commission on Fair Play. "This convention is about building bridges toward peaceful relations and eating a lot of pizza and cannot be used to further spurious political ambitions".

The trouble began when the Roanian delegation, represented by iron miniatures of an Armoured Personnel Carrier and an Apache ground-attack helicopter, insisted on playing "by our rules". With little or no property actually belonging to them on the board, the Roanians began to erect houses anywhere they liked irrespective of who actually owned the estates beneath them, and tried to force the other players to remain strictly within the Old Kent Road and Euston property group unless they had a valid travel visa.

"They just kept repeating ‘Go to detention centre, go directly to detention centre, do not pass checkpoint, do not collect any food or clean water for 27 days’ over and over as soon as anyone began to question them," complained one delegate who did not want to be identified. "Even when we only had the poorest properties on the board the UN were powerless to stop them building their own houses on them and knocking ours down".

Further evidence was amassed from the scattered "Chance" and "Community Chest" cards picked up by crime scene officers after the fight had ended. Australian Marsupials Gaming Police Commissioner Chuck Dunny told Wombat News that the cards had been "significantly tampered with". Examples included: “You have been assessed for street repairs: we drove our tanks over your houses” and “It is your birthday. Collect the body of your dead son from the Holy Roanian Inquisition”. "Believe me,” said Dunny, “this time there are going to be some very tough new resolutions drawn up for those naughty people to completely ignore".

After converting the Electricity Company into an arms manufacturer and receiving millions of pounds worth of aid from the Corporate Coalition team playing "Game of Life" on the next table, the last straw came when the Roanians attempted to put houses on "Free Parking" to make sure they got all the money from fines the other players had to pay, whereupon heavy and protracted aerial punching began on both sides.

Organisers hope that the remainder of the convention will now be able to proceed without further incident, although concern has been expressed about tomorrow's "Cluedo" final between Menelmacar and Melkor Unchained as the Menelmacari delegation have already made it clear that they believe Dr. Black was murdered by Jay Reaven in the Orc Factory using the One Ring and intend assassinating him before the game has even begun.

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Wazzu
29-09-2003, 18:31
OOC: Another great!!!

*bump!*
Roania
30-09-2003, 00:31
"We object most strenuously to these spurious lies. We won that property by default. They were wasting it. As for this lie that we were forcing them to remain within the Old Kent Road and Euston property group, they were perfectly free to leave at any time. Provided they had filled in sheets a-t, sections 1 to 22 of each, and filed them in the hotel we had built on Start." The Roanian delegates were quoted as saying today. "As for the claim that the cards had been altered in some way, just because we bought Parker Brothers prior to the game night, and commisioned a special set of cards, doesn't mean we cheated. And I want to know who spread the word that we were recieving aid from the CC team on the next table. They were paying us to replace their little annoying blue car-thing with a tank. By the way, we accept no responsibility for what they did with that tank."

The Roanians were believed to be referring to an incident in which the CC team used said tank to destroy the CACE car just before it won. Details at 8.
Pilot
30-09-2003, 00:33
o.O
Mintar
30-09-2003, 00:44
:lol: Nice one!
Phalanix
30-09-2003, 00:46
......
Wow and this is why I don't trust many nations
Roania
30-09-2003, 04:07
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Wow and this is why I don't trust many nations

That and your paranoia.
imported_Pantera
30-09-2003, 04:14
Fine family programming, as always.

This is a perfect example of why we stood firm against TPA.

Glory to the people of the Wombat, and thier news.
Penguenia
30-09-2003, 04:19
Roania = ownt
Roania
30-09-2003, 04:20
Roania = ownt

And what is that in English?

((For the record, and sorry if I spoil your fun, but I asked WN to do this to show I have a sense of humor))
Slagkattunger
30-09-2003, 05:44
lol and it show us that WN is a really great writer...wonder what he/shee does for a living?
Wombat News
30-09-2003, 15:11
wonder what he does for a living?

LOL.

Not difficult to find out really - I did a profile somewhere ....

Remember that Australian Marsupials spun off Wombat News as a subsidiary (or in NS-speak, a puppet) ...

WN
Phalanix
30-09-2003, 15:13
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Wow and this is why I don't trust many nations

That and your paranoia.

Try running a search on your nation name with the words wanted dead infront. I found about 13 threads with many nation's that want me dead.
Der Angst
30-09-2003, 15:24
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

One of the best, definitely XD
Knootoss
01-10-2003, 23:55
ROFLMAO! Keep it up!
Roania
06-11-2003, 08:32
Historical BUMP!
20-12-2003, 00:38
Tiburon Broadcasting Company
TBC World News Tonight
Transcript: Presidential Address

Many times, nations have found themselves playing what they thought was an honest game, which the deevolved into those nations taking a ride on the Reading Railroad at the hands of the cheating nations. Today, Tiburon is poised with th opportunity to bring justice/ The Republic of Tiburon finds itself forced to bring Roania to any and all International Criminal Courts. This is our message to Roania. No matter what happens, we will make sure justice is served. We will make sure that you Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.
Seocc
20-12-2003, 13:49
The Roanians were believed to be referring to an incident in which the CC team used said tank to destroy the CACE car just before it won. Details at 8.

man did you pick the wrong game to say the CACE was playing. and for the record, our severance of diplomatic ties applies to board games as well, and we most certainly would never play a game with an ally of certain nations who are known to cheat hideously, floating their battle ship over the 'go to jail' spot whenever they feel like it...
The Silver Turtle
20-12-2003, 15:11
...when The Silver Turtle delegation deliberately knocked down the "Jenga" towers on Tor Yvresse's turn
We keep telling you, it was an earthquake dammit, an earthquake!
Roania
20-12-2003, 23:42
...when The Silver Turtle delegation deliberately knocked down the "Jenga" towers on Tor Yvresse's turn
We keep telling you, it was an earthquake dammit, an earthquake!

Sure. And our conquest of the entire monopoly board, and charging people $500 every time they went to jail was just the end result of equal oppurtunity tactics to ensure a competitive spirit amongst ourselves and the other players, and it's not our fault that they were too ridiculous to actually follow our tactics.

Besides, is there a rule against what we were doing? I don't think so. It's not specifically forbidden, so it's allowed.