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Do to menacing comments Jono Land is deploying its forces off the coast of Robot Guy :P

Benderland Action News

Live from the front, we give you the first pictures from the brief war initiated by Jono Land. Apparently, they ran into a small woodland creature.

http://www.spacerad.com/lara/movie/holygrail.jpg

It then proceeded to brutally attack and kill over 99% of Jono Land's forces.

http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/jpgs/rabbitat.jpg


Lacking the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, his forces had little defence against this mercilous rodent. When reached for comment, Jono Land's war minister had this to say:

"RUN AWAYYYY!"

More news at 11.

Uh... no. :evil:

The government of the Armed Republic of Great Mateo would like to inquire what forces you have deployed. As of last intel briefing, you had none, oh great n00b.

LMAO, Benderland!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

A joke so good, it deserves a 1337 smiley.
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/emo/mechadude.gif

Reiko Hidama of the FEF would like to inquire about forces sent also. We'd like to know how many MPs to send to destroy it.

I supported Jonoland and sent out some 140,000,000 droids, 130,000 men and 500 tanks to help him. :D

I don't understand the reasoning for this attack, however I realize the stupidity of this nation, and the ignorance. This player has posted many threads about him/her/it/undecided's self, just to get more posts.

If this nation does anything stupid, I'll blow it away.

Watch it, Jono Land. Really, you aren't being very smart.

You're less then a day old. That's what we like to refer to as a "Godmod". Get aquainted with the term you n00b.

And 650 B2 Bomber Jets, 780 F-22 Fighter Jets, 220 Howitzers, 380 artillery peices, 500 supply trucks, 60 mobile nuclear missle launchers, 80 hovertanks, 250,000 anti-aircraft missle half-tracks, and more. :D

I supported Jonoland and sent out some 140,000,000 droids, 130,000 men and 500 tanks to help him. :DYou don't have that many forces, and your tech level isn't that high.

(a stiff breeze comes by and knocks over Neroland's forces, all cardboard cutouts)

And 650 B2 Bomber Jets, 780 F-22 Fighter Jets, 220 Howitzers, 380 artillery peices, 500 supply trucks, 60 mobile nuclear missle launchers, 80 hovertanks, 250,000 anti-aircraft missle half-tracks, and more. :DYou have none of these, either. It's too much for a nation your size.

BTW, what's the point of having 60 mobile nuke launchers if you don't have any nukes to fire from them? :wink:

[ooc: I've had enough.]

Goobergunchia fires an ICBM with a nuclear warhead at Nerolands. It is now the site of a promising new glass distribution center.

Speaking of nukes, a few nations deserve to receieve them right now..


**John Quantas looks back to the door. The defense minister walks in.

"Don't press the button, John."

"I was just....practicing."

:wink:

Now that I think of it, I need another target to test my gauss cannon ortillery on.

Now that I think of it, I need another target to test my gauss cannon ortillery on.

You can use our glass distribution facility. There's nobody in it yet.

Hey, I bought everything from Notzoland and sold it to Jonoland for 2 times the price (50 bucks). So there.

Hey, I bought everything from Notzoland and sold it to Jonoland for 2 times the price (50 bucks). So there.

Nation Not Found: "Notzoland"

I send one Yotian Soldier who decimates Nerolands cardboard army.

Notzoland is an independent city under the ocean.

Of corase it's secret.

I send one Yotian Soldier who decimates Nerolands cardboard army.Lol! Good newbie, take a couple robot soldiers for knowing what a bad RP is, and how to defeat it!

*ships ten R-Bots v3.0 and a Zippo lighter for use on the cardboard troops*

Now that I think of it, I need another target to test my gauss cannon ortillery on.

You can use our glass distribution facility. There's nobody in it yet.

**A small missile is heard firing from the southern city Framna.

Quantas walks over to the window, looks at his watch, pauses, looks back up, and smiles back at the defense minister.

"You know, that new C-47 nuclear warhead sure is a feat of engineering, Harding, it sure is."

"Absolutely, sir. Even Al Gore's lost hopes and dreams could fit in the huge hole that is made."
**

NEWSWIRE; From Nerolands AP: An explosion of magnificent proportions has been heard from the central plains of Nerolands. Reportedly, this is an outlash against Nerolands' recent policies towards foreign countries.

Notzoland is an independent city under the ocean.

Of corase it's secret.Sweet Jesus...

*Ortillary bombards the cardboard city, sending a wave of water that whipes over the remains of the Nerolands, most likely drowning all survivors*

I send one Yotian Soldier who decimates Nerolands cardboard army.Lol! Good newbie, take a couple robot soldiers for knowing what a bad RP is, and how to defeat it!

*ships ten R-Bots v3.0 and a Zippo lighter for use on the cardboard troops*

[ooc: D0minaria...a newb that I think Goobergunchia is going to get along with very well.]

DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE

The Republic of Goobergunchia is pleased to establish Rather Favored Nation Trade Status with D0minaria.

Notzoland is an independent city under the ocean.

Of corase it's secret.Sweet Jesus...

*Ortillary bombards the cardboard city, sending a wave of water that whipes over the remains of the Nerolands, most likely drowning all survivors*

(Just to make sure it's dead, and because I can't miss out on the action)

*10 Quarkan anti-terrestrial C-42 warheads are fired from Framna in the south. Reports from the satellites indicate they are minutes from destroying the bottom of Nerolands' bottomless ocean of lies.*

*opens up tourism with the place now known as Lake Neroland, advertising freakishly large mutant fish and glowing green waters*

*opens up tourism with the place now known as Lake Neroland, advertising freakishly large mutant fish and glowing green waters* :twisted: :lol:

Resi, Great Mateo wishes to be granted the right to build a small resort near the lake, with fishing, lead suit diving trips to the ruins of cardboardtopia, and twice a day seminars on how to decimate a n00b.

*opens up tourism with the place now known as Lake Neroland, advertising freakishly large mutant fish and glowing green waters*

:twisted:

Resi, Great Mateo wishes to be granted the right to build a small resort near the lake, with fishing, lead suit diving trips to the ruins of cardboardtopia, and twice a day seminars on how to decimate a n00b.We grant you the rights.

It's a beautiful lake, really! And there's no end to the supply of four-mouth-bass and Olsen-twin-faced-snapper swimming in the water, making it the perfect place to go fishing!

OOC: what the fuck with these noobs nowadays? :o the hell, a 100+ million troops? even if your country make love for 24 hrs. straight(which is impossible) your country will not be able to take it all...it will be slowly debilitate your economical capacity to sustain your cost of daily living...

to all middle to large nations(those who have 200+ million population), what if a newly born nation declares war, you immediately "conquer" or "annex" it by rp immediately so as to stop these NOOBIE wars? it will do good to our strained nerves i think... :lol:

Nerolands is now officially doing suicide on their contry due to a ton of flaming, and then builds a new one and attacks Jonoland with their 5 man army.

At Resi's new tourist attraction...

A fisherman on a trip is getting ready to rent a boat. He is filling out some paperwork at the desk. Frustrated, he finally asks the clerk,

"Why so much paperwork? I just want to fish!"

"Oh, these are releases. In case you have an... accident."

"Oh, come on. How dangerous can fishing be?"

The fisherman finally finishes the paperwork, trots to his waiting boat, and hops in. He brings all his gear into the boat and double checks to make sure everything is in order. He then starts the motor and putts out to the center of the lake.

Calmly, he picks up the fishing rod and baits the hook. He casts it out into the water and waits.

"I'm gonna be catchin' me some big fish tonight!"

Suddenly, a giant fish-like creature springs up from the lake and swallows the fisherman and his boat whole. It then dives back underwater, leaving nothing but bubbles and the fisherman's hat.

Photographers have taken a snapshot of the enormous fish and have published it in the most recent tourguide to the area (after they Photoshopped out the man being eaten, of course :wink: ).

On a semi-related note, fishing boats are now equipped with cans of Mace in case the fish get a little too feisty.

I suggest you follow suit and renovate your boats like our fishing boats, each now carries 3 harpoon cannons, iron bottom plating, and .50 caliber machine gun as back up....

But see, that sort of thing costs us money...
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Resi Corp.
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OOC: what the f--- with these noobs nowadays? :o the hell, a 100+ million troops? even if your country make love for 24 hrs. straight(which is impossible) your country will not be able to take it all...it will be slowly debilitate your economical capacity to sustain your cost of daily living...

to all middle to large nations(those who have 200+ million population), what if a newly born nation declares war, you immediately "conquer" or "annex" it by rp immediately so as to stop these NOOBIE wars? it will do good to our strained nerves i think... :lol:

That would require them to acknowledge your actions, and I about that it will stop them from godmodding.

Roleplay is less strictly enforced in the "NationStates" board than in the "International Incidents" board. Hence, iMove.

Jono Land, you are having problems with roleplaying. I suggst that you read the Announcement and Sticky topics in the "NationStates" and "International Incidents" board. If you still don't understand how to roleplay, then I suggest that you post a topic asking people to help you learn how to roleplay properly. Right now, you are not roleplaying properly.

To those who are dissatisfied with Jono Land's quality of roleplaying, I strongly recommend not posting in his topics.

--The Modified Democratic States of Cogitation
"Think about it for a moment."
NationStates Forum Moderator

*w00ts* :lol:

In any case, dont thank me, thank the YS, and tempered glass.
(See, if I ever have a reason to develope and use nukes, I have a use for the glass I can produce in huge quantities :twisted: )

I believe our new territory is called "Lake Neroland", not Jono Land. We have no qualms with Jono Land, as he has ended his slave trade.

funny!