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Disclaimer: These views, do not necessarily reflect the views of the CoVar Corporation. The CoVar Corporation is not responsible for dissatisfaction due to the purchase of a product or service from the CoVar Corporation, an Affiliated, Allied, and/or Advertised Nation, Corporation, or Organization. Furthermore, the CoVar Corporation is not liable in anyway shape or form for any detriment in product or service result before, after, and/or during the purchase of that product or service. Assassination, Disappearance, Kidnapping, Torture, and/or Physical Injury received due to pressing of Legal Charges against the CoVar Corporation are not the responsibility of the CoVar Corporation. By reading this Disclaimer, you hereby forfeit all legal rights and agree that you are responsible for any and all acts carried out by the CoVar Corporation.

Emperor Nemerov checks his e-mail and deletes this spam he recieved while muttering to himself.

For a second there is static, then in a brilliant flash a room with a man standing appears. He looks very dejected. "Tired of all your friends having their own massive tanks. Sadly the man shakes his head.

The screen changes showing a normal urban street, except in every driveway is a massive tank, except one that is. In the one is a small compact car, it slowly drive out of the driveway and is immediately driven off the street by a tank rolling by.

The screen again turns to the sad man. "Tired of being beaten up by your friends hired bullies." The man's face saddens more and he shakes his head again.

The screen changes to the sad man, being pounded by several rather large and muscular men, who are armed to the teeth. This goes on for a couple of second and then the screen again goes back to the sad man standing in his home.

"Well than do we have thing for you," the voice states happily. The man looks on intently. "The Barbarosea MEGA-STORE (http://www.barbarosea.tk)!" The man smiles, yells for joy, and jumps up and down.

The screen changes again and this time the sad man is look very confident and happy. Ammunition magazines hang from both his shoulders and cross his chest. He wear an army helmet on his head and in his hands are two automatic rifles. Around the man are several well armed and extremely muscular mercenaries.

"Get Barbarosea," the voice exclaims loudly as the man and his mercenaries march outside where a massive tank is parked on his lawn.

"This has been an advertisement of the CoVar Corporation, brought to you by the CoVar Corporate Division of Marketing," another quieter voice informs. Very quickly and quietly it continues, "These views, do not necessarily reflect the views of the CoVar Corporation. The CoVar Corporation is not responsible for dissatisfaction due to the purchase of a product or service from the CoVar Corporation, an Affiliated, Allied, and/or Advertised Nation, Corporation, or Organization. Furthermore, the CoVar Corporation is not liable in anyway shape or form for any detriment in product or service result before, after, and/or during the purchase of that product or service. Assassination, Disappearance, Kidnapping, Torture, and/or Physical Injury received due to pressing of Legal Charges against the CoVar Corporation are not the responsibility of the CoVar Corporation. By reading this Disclaimer, you hereby forfeit all legal rights and agree that you are responsible for any and all acts carried out by the CoVar Corporation." The screen goes back to static.

very nice.

And Steel, your now an enemy?

Buildings are not up yet, and bump

very nice.

And Steel, your now an enemy?

quick to accuse...aren't we?

It was a post...take it at it's face value...do not dig deeper...

I thought you were still an ally of the dominion (RIP)

I thought you were still an ally of the dominion (RIP)

Yes...all I meant was that I do not want to buy from you...or any nation...

A mob of Huge orks appear with the ad in their hands.

Were iz da Weaponz? You says you got Weaponz, we iz dey?

Steel-Ok, fine.

Waaagh Grimgor- Read the N00b thread

Steel-Ok, fine.

Waaagh Grimgor- Read the N00b thread

What n00b? Is dat somekinda food or somefink?

bump

bumpdor

Steel-Ok, fine.

Waaagh Grimgor- Read the N00b thread

What n00b? Is dat somekinda food or somefink?

OOC: His is acting very IC Barbarosea. His nation is made up of 40k orks who always speak like that. I like his nation, it's doing pretty good and definatly isn't a n00b.

IC: Iuthia already has deals in place with nations that are permitted to build Iuthian weapons. As such we don't buy weapons.

Well, it seemed more OOC to me but if it was ment to be in charactor, then yes that is valid, but I sell modern weapons, and ath the time he was quite small.

store?uh, trolls smash!

Troll Gods, there is no actually store that holds all this stuff, thus there is nothing to smash

wanty smash

wanty smash
that's good, but i already told you why you can't so please don't spam

EDIT: w00T! 1000th post

bump

bump

bump with a big thanks to Mr. bumpanatior

Advertisement: Barbarosea MEGA-STORE

Do you need some weapons of war? Or Mercenaries, perhaps? Well then you need to: Get Barbarosea!

The Barbarosea MEGA-STORE is committed to quality in all their products and offers a wide variety of weapons of war, mercenaries, military training and buildings. They also strive for fast and easy service for, you, the customer. Feel free to look around at all of their fine products, here: www.barbarosea.tk

And Get Barbarosea, for yourself!

Brought To You by:The Division of Marketing of the CoVar Corporation, a proud member of the Corporate Coalition.

Disclaimer: These views, do not necessarily reflect the views of the CoVar Corporation. The CoVar Corporation is not responsible for dissatisfaction due to the purchase of a product or service from the CoVar Corporation, an Affiliated, Allied, and/or Advertised Nation, Corporation, or Organization. Furthermore, the CoVar Corporation is not liable in anyway shape or form for any detriment in product or service result before, after, and/or during the purchase of that product or service. Assassination, Disappearance, Kidnapping, Torture, and/or Physical Injury received due to pressing of Legal Charges against the CoVar Corporation are not the responsibility of the CoVar Corporation. By reading this Disclaimer, you hereby forfeit all legal rights and agree that you are responsible for any and all acts carried out by the CoVar Corporation.

Ok, tks for this CoVar, you should join the CoE

Ok, tks for this CoVar, you should join the CoE

The CoVar Corporate Board of Directors is currently considering moving the Dominion Branch of CoVar to CoE, no final decision has been made. It is likely though that a move will either be made to CoE or Barbaroseant. Although, CoE does seem like a larger business venue.

Yoko Shima, CoVar Corporate Dominion Branch Manager

Ok, and yeah, CoE might be bigger :wink:.