22-09-2003, 07:20
Chang: -that, sir, is why the French are so stuck up. Dam fools don't even have a little respect for the Imperialists from saving them from the Nazi's! Even we would thank them for that, I mean... it's the decent thing to do.
We are still covering the Russian Force's cry for help and the breakups of the Dominion, among other things.
Also, the Imperialist war in Perfect China is still waging and we look forward to seeing the outcome.
Coming up in the next hour, we have a duttalut-duttalut-duttalut-duttalut, Capitalist Stooge Update! But now, we have to go to a break.
Bumper Music: Chang Limbang!
Commercial: Greetings comrads, I am Chang Limbang, host of the Chang Limbang show and I would like to talk to you about the only Capitalist product that I like and will endorse....
Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections! That's right, Granny Slag. This sweet little lady's Homestyle Puddin' will have you dancing in the streets it's so good! That's Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections, viewed to be the best. It has the ECB Seal of Approval!
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Hello! This is Chan of Chan's American Take-Out. Come here today for our Monopoly Burger, with three all beef patties, a couple pieces of lettuce, tomato and onions. Also, try our new 'Exxon-Valdez' Dark-Chocolate Milkshakes! Well, I have to go and say hello to some dumb American Tourists and get my picture taken, so come on over and eat the exploited way! Plus, we're ECB Approved by Chang Limbang himself, so you know it's good!
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Chang Limbang
China's Collaborator of the Truth
Documented to be Equal more than 95% of the Time.
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/chang-limbang.jpg
The Excellence in Communal Broadcasting Network, 2003.
OOC: Yes, I'm extremely bored.
We are still covering the Russian Force's cry for help and the breakups of the Dominion, among other things.
Also, the Imperialist war in Perfect China is still waging and we look forward to seeing the outcome.
Coming up in the next hour, we have a duttalut-duttalut-duttalut-duttalut, Capitalist Stooge Update! But now, we have to go to a break.
Bumper Music: Chang Limbang!
Commercial: Greetings comrads, I am Chang Limbang, host of the Chang Limbang show and I would like to talk to you about the only Capitalist product that I like and will endorse....
Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections! That's right, Granny Slag. This sweet little lady's Homestyle Puddin' will have you dancing in the streets it's so good! That's Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections, viewed to be the best. It has the ECB Seal of Approval!
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Hello! This is Chan of Chan's American Take-Out. Come here today for our Monopoly Burger, with three all beef patties, a couple pieces of lettuce, tomato and onions. Also, try our new 'Exxon-Valdez' Dark-Chocolate Milkshakes! Well, I have to go and say hello to some dumb American Tourists and get my picture taken, so come on over and eat the exploited way! Plus, we're ECB Approved by Chang Limbang himself, so you know it's good!
http://taipeitimes.com/images/2002/06/10/thumbs/20020609182536.jpeg
Chang Limbang
China's Collaborator of the Truth
Documented to be Equal more than 95% of the Time.
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/chang-limbang.jpg
The Excellence in Communal Broadcasting Network, 2003.
OOC: Yes, I'm extremely bored.