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Chang Limbang show Commercials

22-09-2003, 07:20
Chang: -that, sir, is why the French are so stuck up. Dam fools don't even have a little respect for the Imperialists from saving them from the Nazi's! Even we would thank them for that, I mean... it's the decent thing to do.

We are still covering the Russian Force's cry for help and the breakups of the Dominion, among other things.

Also, the Imperialist war in Perfect China is still waging and we look forward to seeing the outcome.

Coming up in the next hour, we have a duttalut-duttalut-duttalut-duttalut, Capitalist Stooge Update! But now, we have to go to a break.

Bumper Music: Chang Limbang!

Commercial: Greetings comrads, I am Chang Limbang, host of the Chang Limbang show and I would like to talk to you about the only Capitalist product that I like and will endorse....

Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections! That's right, Granny Slag. This sweet little lady's Homestyle Puddin' will have you dancing in the streets it's so good! That's Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections, viewed to be the best. It has the ECB Seal of Approval!

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Hello! This is Chan of Chan's American Take-Out. Come here today for our Monopoly Burger, with three all beef patties, a couple pieces of lettuce, tomato and onions. Also, try our new 'Exxon-Valdez' Dark-Chocolate Milkshakes! Well, I have to go and say hello to some dumb American Tourists and get my picture taken, so come on over and eat the exploited way! Plus, we're ECB Approved by Chang Limbang himself, so you know it's good!

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Chang Limbang
China's Collaborator of the Truth
Documented to be Equal more than 95% of the Time.
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The Excellence in Communal Broadcasting Network, 2003.

OOC: Yes, I'm extremely bored.
22-09-2003, 07:22
OOC: TG sent to Slag. He now knows of the free plug I gave him.
Walmington on Sea
22-09-2003, 07:50
Pfft, even Walmington's televisual boxes don't air "commercials". Some anti-capitalism!
The Outset Islands
22-09-2003, 08:01
Well... any exposure is good exposure, I suppose.

Thanks for the free advertising, hon. And to the rest of y'all... I'm sure you've given Granny Slag's a taste, but if ya haven't... you know the drill. Buy, buy, BUY!

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Vivian Amanda Lockheart
CEO
Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43344)
22-09-2003, 14:55
Well... any exposure is good exposure, I suppose.

Thanks for the free advertising, hon. And to the rest of y'all... I'm sure you've given Granny Slag's a taste, but if ya haven't... you know the drill. Buy, buy, BUY!

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p3210.jpg
Vivian Amanda Lockheart
CEO
Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43344)The Outset Islands support Granny Slag too?

And Walmington, even if we are Communist/Socialist, we still need to fund ourselves so we do not take more money than we need from the government coffers, that money is better suited to helping the unfortunate and funding large government programs.
28-09-2003, 22:40
bump for no real reason
Kecha
28-09-2003, 22:43
Capitalism beats Communism any day.
imported_Ell
16-10-2003, 11:21
Yep!

Ell's ESAA Corporation will sponsor Chang-Limbang to the tune of $120m USD a year.

((ESAA sells aircraft))