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Resi Corp's Marketplace - Now With the Metal Slug!

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The Resi Corporation
21-09-2003, 09:01
Welcome to the Resi Corporation's Marketplace! Now, before I let you compulsive shoppers buy whatever you want, We have to lay down some ground rules. All posts must relate to buying/selling.
Any questions/comments about my technology or GODMODing accusations will be done via telegram, and NOT in this thread.
You may NOT sell your own goods in this marketplace.
When you post and don't state that money has been wired, it is presumed that it has been.
If you want to buy production rights to any of the things listed here, contact us via telegram.Well, that sounds fair, doesn't it? Let the shopping begin!
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p172.jpg
Professor H. J. Washu
Resi Corp. Tech Division
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Metal SlugSuper Vehicle 002
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=308
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 1 in (titanium and smart steel)
Size: 11 ft x 7 ft x 7 ft
Armaments: Two (2) Plasma Miniguns, One (1) large Shell Cannon, and One (1) Large Plasma Cannon
Top Speed: 80 mph
Max. Troop Compacity: 1 (pilot)
Specs: After the design of the prototype Metal Slug (Super Vehicle 001) proved successful, more funding was diverted to give the one-man tank the plasma technology that is the trademark of the Resi Corporation. The second version of the Metal Slug proved to not only be more versatile than the last, but also much more powerful. A Metal Slug can easiliy destroy multiple regular tanks, especially with its upgraded weaponry.
Cost: $10,000,000 each
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Atlantis-Class Assult Sub
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=141
Designation: Combat
Environment: Underwater
Armor Thickness: Variable (3" to 3'), steel, titanium, and living tissue
Size: 2,500 ft x 100 ft x 100 ft
Armaments: Twenty Heavy Plasma Cannons, 60 minigun turrets, nukes (up to 15), anti-ship mines, 40 torpedo tubes
Top Speed: 750 mph
Max. Troop Compacity: 1,000
Specs: The Atlantis Class of submarines are akin to an underwater base rather than just a normal sub. Huge and able to take on an entire fleet, these subs are even more feared than the notorious Triton neuclear submarines. It employs the same cells that octopi use for camophlauge to disguise itself from foes as a rock formation or as a pattern of sand. This, when coupled with its sonar-absorbing skin, make it completely invisible. It employs fluid breathing and Plasma energy to make it entirely self-sufficent, and it uses a aquatic version of the scramjet engine to make it the fastest sub on Earth. It emploies plasma torpedos and plasma beams, making it have the most advanced arsenal of any sub in existance.
Cost: $50,000,000,000 each
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p152.jpg
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R-bots v1.0
http://www.hamster.dk/~purple/grafics/robot_t.gif
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.25 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 2 ft x 1 ft x 6 ft
Armaments: two heavy laser cannons (one in each arm) and whatever you give them.
Top Speed: 70 mph
Jump Height: 5 feet (10 feet with Kung-Foo program)
Base Robot Units Cost: $80,000 each
Specs: The basic R-Bot, v1.0 is an emotionless warrior that carries out its tasks mindlessly and without complaint. v2.0 models often look upon these robots with pity, as they aren't aware of their actions. However, this pity is misplaced, as v1.0's don't know what they are doing, and thus can't care.

R-bots v2.0
http://www.collectiondx.com/features/kanchi/kanchi.jpg
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.3 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 2 ft x 1 ft x 6.1 ft
Armaments: two light plasma cannons (one in each arm), tasers in the hands, two shoulder-mounted miniguns
Top Speed: 80 mph
Jump Height: 6 feet (20 feet with Kung-Foo program)
Base Robot Units Cost: $120,000 each
Specs: As well as being all-around better than the v1.0 model, v2.0 has the ability to portray a broad range of emotions, thus making it more compatible with human soldiers. Its prime objective, as in the first model, is to surve its masters. It does this, even against its emotional programming, because a "satisfaction/glory" program is activated while it is in the process of following orders. This model can hold five programs, and comes with the "Ally" program already installed. A rocket belt is a part of this model, enabling it to fly for short distances. The use of this feature is pre-programmed, although it runs more smoothly when the Kung-Foo program is installed.

R-bots v3.0
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=246
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land/Air
Armor Thickness: 0.325 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 2 ft x 1 ft x 6.3 ft
Armaments: two light plasma cannons (one in each arm), tasers in the hands, one shoulder-mounted minigun, knives in wrists, small rocket launchers in wrists
Top Speed: 85 mph
Jump Height: 8 feet (25 feet with Kung-Foo program)
Base Robot Units Cost: $150,000 each
Specs: The third R-Bot incarnation may have one less minigun than its predicessor, but has more than enough firepower in other weapons to make up for its loss. This robot is fully air-capible, as it has thrusters in its legs, arms and back, supporting it fully in flight. It also has the most advanced A.I. to date, being only one iota removed from complete sentience. This robot, like v2.0, already has the "Ally" program, but can hold one more additional program than its older brother, bringing up the amount of program slots to six.

S.O.R.O. (Special Operations Robotic Operative) v1.0
http://www.angelfire.com/alt/karma0/images/soro.jpg
Designation: SpecOps
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.2 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 1.5 ft x 1 ft x 4 ft
Armaments: one Pnuematic Dartgun (5rnd magazine capable of carry all sorts of chemical Darts) one integrally Silenced 5.7x28mm SMG with 100rnd Helical magazine, two Retractable 13in Combat/Assassination Blades, Infilration and Computer access tools built into Wrists, and whatever you give them.
Top Speed: 45 mph (biped) 100 mph (quadraped)
Jump Height: 15 feet
Base Robot Units Cost: $2,000,000 each
Specs: Capable of infiltrating large and small millitary complexes for the covert collection of sensitive data and/or the assassination of key figures. This robot is a very versatile machine, and is able to not only walk bipedially, but also to walk and run on all fours for heightened speed, stealth, and mobility. As it is geared towards stealth and assassination missions, it comes pre-equipped with the Kung-Foo v2.0, Ally v2.0, and Weapon v3.0 programs, and has room on its internal hard drive for three extra programs. This robot can also see in everything from Infared to Ultraviolet to plain old normal vision for extra snooping power, and it records everything it sees (for obvious reasons). It also comes equipped with EMP sheilding and a Guardian Personal ECM device, just in case.

S.O.R.O. v2.0
http://www.angelfire.com/tn3/telcordia/sorov2.jpg
Designation: SpecOps
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.2 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 2 ft x 1 ft x 4 ft
Armaments: one Pnuematic Dartgun (5rnd magazine capable of carry all sorts of chemical Darts) one integrally Silenced 5.7x28mm select fire SMG with 100rnd Helical magazine, two Retractable 13in Combat/Assassination Blades, Infilration and Computer access tools built into Wrists, and whatever you give them.
Top Speed: 45 mph (biped) 100 mph (quadraped) 15 knots(underwater)
Jump Height: 15 feet silently
Base Robot Units Cost: $2,500,000 each
Specs: The Upgrade to the V2 version adds a water jet propulsion unit for Amphibious infiltration missions and is covered in a special Anechoic coating which is Non-Reflective but allows for it to make very lil noise underwater with a more Hydrodynamic shape and to silence and possible sounds of movement it would make on land. to aid in Underwater operations is a small dorsal din which can fold back against the spine to prevent it sticking out during stalking or crawling through tight spaces. it also comes equiped with a fourth program demolitions which allows it to accurately and with the most effect disable a ship/vehicle, or building useing conventional explosives.

The price of a robot gets you a basic robot unit, but if you put it into battle unequipped with the proper programming it will basically have the mind of a homocidal infant. Here are the programs you can buy for them (note that once you buy a program once, you can use it on your robots unlimited times. Robots can only have four (4) programs at any given time):
Ally v2.0 - Allows the robots to tell friend from foe. $300,000
Vehicle v4.0 - Gives the robots instructions on how to drive anything from tanks to HumVees. $500,000
Weapon v3.0 - Gives robot instructions on how to handle almost any weapon. $400,000
Kung-Foo v2.0 - "I know Kung-Foo", and so can your robots. $300,000
Plug 'n Play v1.0 - Allows the robots to directly link with Resi Corp. machines for recharge and on-the-feild upgrades. $100,000
Fix-the-Fleshies v5.0 - Gives the robots basic medical knowledge and teaches them how to heal their human counterparts. $200,000
Mechanic v1.0 - Gives the robots the ability to fix other robots. If a robot is unfixable, it can modify itself with parts from its fallen comrades. $500,000
Hivemind v6.0 - Gives the robots a group conciousness in addition to their individual minds, which allows for more co-ordinated attacks and better information sharing. $500,000
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Tiltroter
http://www.gaservingamerica.org/future/art/large_pl/tilt.gif
(cut-away view)
Designation: Versatile
Environment: Air
Armor Thickness: 3 in
Size: 175 ft x 125 ft x 17 ft
Armaments: None
Top Speed: Mach 1
Max. Compacity: 10 persons
Specs: This lavish executive let is the air equivilent of a limo. With tilting rotors that allow it to fly in any location and almost any weather condition, the Tiltroter is the ideal high-class transport. One should note that this is NOT a combat vehicle, and should not be used as such except in dire conditions.
Cost: $100,000,000 each
http://www.gaservingamerica.org/future/art/new_craft/bell.jpg
360º Inside View (http://www.gaservingamerica.org/future_qtvr/tilt_int.htm)
360º Outside View (http://www.gaservingamerica.org/future_qtvr/tilt_ex.htm)

Concept and materials are copyrighted by General Aviation
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R-150 / R-150M
http://www.gta.neostrada.pl/gta3/pliki/cars2/Banshee/neo.jpg
Designation: Car / Spy Car
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.5 in
Size: 9 ft x 4 ft x 3 ft
Armaments: None / Two miniguns, stinger missles, and bounder mines
Top Speed: 200 mph
Specs: Designed by Speed Resi, the R-150 is a sleak and mean testosterone machine. It is the perfect sportscar, and can outrun anything on the roads. With this car in your garage, there will be no questions of your wealth or power.
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We have modified the R-150 into a more militaristic model, the R-150M. This model includes retractable miniguns behind the headlights, "bounder" land mines that deploy from the rear, retractable dual stinger missle launchers that deploy from underneath the sides of the car, RC control, nitro boost, self destruct, and an in-car laptop with internet access anywhere provided by ROLL (Resi On-Line Linkup). This car can be used for anything from Covert Ops to guerilla warfare to terrorism to assasination attempts.
Cost: $750,000 / $25,000,000
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Empath
http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/53887/6.jpg
Designation: Special
Environment: Urban
Size: 5-6.5 feet tall
Armaments: Mental Powers
Top Speed: 20 mph (on foot)
Specs: Empaths are gifted individuals who can read the ideas and emotions of others. They can also cause a person to have an idea, thus changing their thought processes. Empaths came to be due to radiation and chemical impurities found in the water in the slums. These chemicals, for better or for worse, act on the minds of people and (especially) unborn children. There is a flip side to the birth of Empaths, though. An increasingly high number of children are being born with severe mental retardation in the slums, with the cause being the same as the cause of the birth of Empaths.
Cost: $5,000,000 each
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Covert Crawler
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=144
Designation: Transport
Environment: Underwater
Armor Thickness: 14 in
Size: 100 ft x 50 ft x 8 ft
Armaments: Ten (10) Torpedo Tubes up and down either side of the "spine", and dual (2) cutting water-cooled lasers
Top Speed: 150 mph
Max. Troop Compacity: 80 units
Specs: Using the biological structure of several marine animals (mostly crabs), Resi Corp. has designed an armored transport that moves troops by actually walking along the ocean floor. Ultra pressure-resistant, the Covert Crawler is the perfect place to hide troops from enemy eyes, as even submarines will have a tough time combatting something moving at this high of speeds. Airplanes, though faster than this, can easily be shot down by anti-aircraft fire and the troops inside killed. The Covert Crawler's oxygen system is based on a fluid-breathing system that we at Resi Corp. have developed (it absorbs oxygen from the water the way a fish does), and thus can stay underwater indefinately as long as the power source (plutonium) doesn't run out. That would make it about 200 years. As a side note, Covert Crawlers can be used on land, and unlike their cousins the Troop Crawlers, the Covert Crawlers have a system to keep the cells used in the fluid-breathing process alive (panels cover the cells, and water which is continually oxidised using the same method found in fish tanks is injected in). The Covert Crawler operates below radar, so there is no nead to fear detection when it lands.
Cost: $100,000,000 each
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Star Strife (and Star Stride/Star Spell)
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p154.jpg
Designation: Bomber (Transport/Fighter)
Environment: Air
Armor Thickness: 3 in
Size: 175 ft x 150 ft x 8 ft
Armaments: Smart bombs/nukes (two small machine guns/four heavy anti-air chainguns)
Top Speed: Mach 6.75
Max. Compacity (without dropping speed): 0.5 tons (200 units/NA)
Specs: The updated version of the Star Storm, known as either the Star Storm mk II or the Star Strife, is now on the market! As in the old model, the plane is a stealth bomber drone, and the engine is an air-breathing jet engine. Air-breathing engines have several advantages over rockets. Because the former use oxygen from the atmosphere, they require less propellant--fuel, but no oxidizer--resulting in lighter, smaller and cheaper launch vehicles. To produce the same thrust, air-breathing engines require less than one seventh the propellant that rockets do. Furthermore, because air-breathing vehicles rely on aerodynamic forces rather than on rocket thrust, they have greater maneuverability, leading to higher safety: flights can be aborted, with the vehicle gliding back to Earth. Missions can also be more flexible.
The Star Strife's engine is now capible of handling Mach 6.75 (instead of the Star Storm's Mach 6.5), which makes it a hypersonic aircraft. However, the major difference between the Star Storm and the Star Strife is that the Star Strife is space capible. The Star Strife carries with it storage tanks and compressors for the oxygen it picks up. With this, the Star Strife can circle around the Earth in orbit until it builds up proper velocity, and then what can best be described as a "burp" (where much of the oxygen is released) knocks it out of orbit and in the direction of another planet. Note that unless the target planet has oxygen (like Titan) or the voyage of the Star Strife is carefully planned so that gravity will fling it back in the right direction, the Star Strife will not be able to return home. It is perfect for dropping off probes, and is an inexpensive alternative to Landers.
The transport version of this (the Star Stride) and the fighter version (the Star Spell) are also on sale for the same price.
Cost: $250,000,000 each
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p153.jpg
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Plute Kiss
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=138
Designation: Virus
Environment: Electronic
Armor Thickness: N/A
Size: 856 KB
Armaments: Duplication and Password-cracker
Top Speed: Depends on computer
Specs: The Plute Kiss computer virus is going on sale to any countries who wish to build their e-warfare program. The virus makes duplicates of itself at an incredibly fast rate in any folder/drive/e-mail it can find, until eventually the infected computer runs out of memory and jams up, or if it is an older computer, overheats and possibly explodes. The Plute Kiss virus travels to all computers on a network in the duplication process, and even contains a bit of a password-hacking program should it encounter any forbidden zones that in could not breach otherwise. The virus spreads through e-mail, among other things, sending itself to the entire addressbook of Outlook Express, Netscape Messenger, and Microsoft Hotmail users. While it duplicates, the infected computer's screen will display an image/gif animation of your choice. The Plute Kiss virus contains extra code that it doesn't use which disguise it as a game of a word processer, so that it can evade virus detection.
Cost: $50,000 a disk
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The Rave
http://www.vr.clemson.edu/vr/graphics/images/dseagar/bike.jpg
Designation: Transportation
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.1
Size: 6 ft x 1.25 ft x 2.5 ft
Armaments: none
Top Speed: 250 mph
Specs: Custom-made and barely street legal, The Rave is the paramount of motorcycle design. With its sleek futuristic and aerodynamic design, The Rave looks as great as it feels to drive it. Each one of these is hand-made, and can be tailored to suit your needs.
Cost: $5,000,000 each
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K-MaG Raven Units
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=156
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land/Space/Air
Armor Thickness: 4 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 17 ft x 10 ft x 60 ft
Armaments: Energy Machine gun, Multi-Missile launchers, mid-size plasma cannons
Top Speed: 10,000 mph
Max. Troop Compacity: 1 (pilot)
Specs: Raven Units have been the embodyment of modern Resian warfare, and now the K-MaG models have come on sale. The first to be mass-produced, K-MaGs are also the simplest of all the Ravens. However, this is not to say that the K-MaG is weak in design, as it is one of the most fearsome forces that any enemy can encounter on the battlefeild. These Raven Units can spend days in orbit, and can strike any point on the globe in thirty minutes. Their kenetic force alone is strong enough to take out a small city, and their arsenal of weapons can take on a small army. This 60-foot tall battlemech is one of the best buys in this store.
Cost: $2,000,000,000 each
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Bionic Power Suit
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=245
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 2 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 5 ft x 3 ft x 10 ft
Armaments: Heavy Drill, Claw, "Tangler" Missiles, sniper rifle/gauss gun (interchangable), heavy plasma cannon
Top Speed: 1,000 mph
Max. Troop Compacity: 1 (pilot)
Specs: The BPS is the first Resian invention to link directly to the mind of its user, allowing for perfect syncronization of thoughts and movements and a much more devistating effect on the battlefeild. These machines are smaller by far than a Raven Unit, and are slightly less powerful, but allow for much more tactical plays. These are perfect for the strategist, as their speed is unmatched except by aircraft, and their arsenal is massive for such a small craft.
Cost: $500,000,000 each
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Trips through the Phoenix Machine
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=396
Designation: Healing (Immortality)
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 1 in
Size: 8 ft x 3 ft x 4 ft
Max. Troop Compacity: 1 (subject)
Specs: It should be noted that we are not actually selling the machine, but rather trips through it. The Phoenix Machine allows a prominent member of soceity to gain another lifetime by having their original body decomposed by nanomachines that promptlyt build them a new body. This body can be whatever form the host would like, it could even be of a different gender or spieces. As this is obviously a very useful (and sought-after) process, it has a very high price tag.
Cost: $1,000,000,000
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G-1045 JUNKER
http://spinefinger.netfirms.com/Robots/Cat_Construction_Robot.JPG
Designation: Construction
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 0.5 in
Size: 1 ft x 2 ft x 7 ft
Armaments: Cutting laser, welding laser, hands
Top Speed: 50 mph (when unburdened)
Specs: The JUNKER is the answer to cries worldwide for an effective way to build things, bust labor unions, and to move goods. These robots are equipped to handle almost any job, but their specialty is construction, especially of skyscrapers.
Cost: $1,500,000 each
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Plasma Power Plant
http://www2.freepichosting.com/Images/53887/14.jpg
Designation: Production
Environment: Urban
Armor Thickness: n/a
Size: 2250 ft x 750 ft x 30 ft
Armaments: Security laser guns (50 total)
Specs: Born of the Chaos Theory and used in production of FARQs, one Plasma Power Plant can supply energy to an entire city the size of New York or less. Producing NO pollution, these are THE most efficent power plants on the market. The core of one of these plants could conceivably overheat, but multiple failsafe programs have been installed, which brings the possibility of an overheat down to 0.0000000000000001% a year.
Cost: $5,000,000,000 each
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FARQ (Fortified Armed Robotic Quadraped)
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=137
Designation: Combat
Environment: Land
Armor Thickness: 6 in (synthetic Dragon Scale reinforced with Smart Steel, with titanium on the joints)
Size: 55 ft x 65 ft x 20 ft
Armaments: One (1) Plasma Cannon, Four (4) miniguns, and one (1) Shell Cannon (tank)
Top Speed: 80 mph
Max. Troop Compacity: n/a (drone)
Specs: The FARQ is the culmination of years of research. It is powered by a revolutionary new power source: Plasma (see below), which is a far more stable power source than any other available. The FARQ is a drone, which means that no humans pilot this monsterious mecha, at least not from within it. A virtual reality control console for a FARQ can be located on the other side of the planet, from where "pilots" drive the drone. A fail-safe AI inside the FARQ prohibits it from stepping on any troops from its own side, as well as keeps the Plasma reactor from overheating. In emergency situations, pilots can detonate their FARQs by overheating the Plasma core. The blast from this would destroy everything within a two mile radius, but considering the price of a FARQ, this isn't a good idea.
Cost: $250,000,000 each
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p147.jpg
The Resi Corporation
21-09-2003, 09:22
BUMPity!
21-09-2003, 09:26
*Wonders how the people will react when they find out the president has purchased a 5 mil motorcycle*

One Rave unit please, forst green if possible, money will be wired upon conformation.
21-09-2003, 12:39
Greetings and salutations. I am here once again with Princess Mew's shopping list.
For starters, she would like three S.O.R.O. V.2s, two Tiltroters, and a K-MaG Raven unit.
She also would like the following programs: Plug N' Play, and Mechanic.
That comes out to $2,208,100,000
Money wired.
The Resi Corporation
21-09-2003, 17:35
*Wonders how the people will react when they find out the president has purchased a 5 mil motorcycle*

One Rave unit please, forst green if possible, money will be wired upon conformation.((OOC: They'd probably react the same way America reacted when they saw Bill Clinton playing the sax on "Good Morning, America!", which was: "Yes! Our president has a life!"))

Yep, that's possible. The Rave is being assembled now, and will reach you within two days.
The Resi Corporation
21-09-2003, 17:35
Greetings and salutations. I am here once again with Princess Mew's shopping list.
For starters, she would like three S.O.R.O. V.2s, two Tiltroters, and a K-MaG Raven unit.
She also would like the following programs: Plug N' Play, and Mechanic.
That comes out to $2,208,100,000
Money wired.And everything has been shipped. A pleasure doing business!
21-09-2003, 17:39
Grand admerial Higa (TSD ruler of Trasa) would like to take a trip through the Phoenix machine

*wiring Money*
The Resi Corporation
21-09-2003, 18:00
Grand admerial Higa (TSD ruler of Trasa) would like to take a trip through the Phoenix machine

*wiring Money*Hmmm... Soviets, eh? Aw, we're capitalistic and kind enough to not hold this against him.

We have begun shuttling a revitalization team and their robotic guard (standard procedure) to your country at once. If everything goes as planned, the entire process will be over in about a day.
Robonic
21-09-2003, 19:29
10 Soro V2 please

*Money wired*
21-09-2003, 19:29
*Wonders how the people will react when they find out the president has purchased a 5 mil motorcycle*

One Rave unit please, forst green if possible, money will be wired upon conformation.((OOC: They'd probably react the same way America reacted when they saw Bill Clinton playing the sax on "Good Morning, America!", which was: "Yes! Our president has a life!"))

Yep, that's possible. The Rave is being assembled now, and will reach you within two days.

Lol, nice. Thank you, President McGuire awaits his rave with great anxiety.
The Resi Corporation
21-09-2003, 19:42
BUMP
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 00:44
Looks like this thread needs a BUMP.
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/emo/Animoticons_-_Euphoric.gif
22-09-2003, 00:54
*tagged
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 01:14
BUMP
22-09-2003, 01:17
What do you want for a Pheonix Machine? Not a trip but building us a machine and we'll not sell trips! :D
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 01:19
What do you want for a Pheonix Machine? Not a trip but building us a machine and we'll not sell trips! :DIs that the wind I hear?

I'll say this to no one in particular: The machines aren't for sale, only trips through them.
22-09-2003, 01:21
I would like to purchase 100 of the Rave motorcycles which look mysteriously like the bike from Akira??? *wires money*
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 01:23
I would like to purchase 100 of the Rave motorcycles which look mysteriously like the bike from Akira??? *wires money*((They're definately Akira-inspired, but they're not directly from it))

The Raves are being built. Expect them in 1-2 weeks.
22-09-2003, 01:27
Hey Resi dude not funny

Can i have 10 R-150M ?
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 01:29
Hey Resi dude not funny

Can i have 10 R-150M ?Fine, no ignore. I wasn't in that conflict anyway.

Yes. Presuming the money is wired, the R-150M's have been sent.
22-09-2003, 01:35
i want 5 K-MaG Raven Units it will cost 10 billion dollars, money wired on confermation
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 01:41
i want 5 K-MaG Raven Units it will cost 10 billion dollars, money wired on confermationYou don't have that much cash.
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 01:57
BUMP
Renard
22-09-2003, 02:31
The USS or Renard would like to order a single SORO v1.0 with the Kung-Foo (2.0), Ally (1.0) and Weapon (3.0) programs (included in base price).

It would also be interested in the necessary SDK to develop it's own software to run on the robot.

Cost: $2'000'000: Wired upon confirmation.
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 03:04
Confirmed and sent.
22-09-2003, 03:20
I'll take:

1 K-MaG @ $2 000 000 000
1 S.O.R.O. v2.0 @ $ 2 500 000
Plug & Play
Fix Fleshies
Mechanic- Total $800 000
1 Tiltrotor @ $100 000

and a Rave, equipped with 2 miniguns, 2 rocket launchers and about 3" of armor plating. Tell me how much and I'll pay it.

Total (minus the Rave) = $2 003 400 000
money wired on confirmation
22-09-2003, 03:44
5,000 R-bots v3.0 with Hivemind v6.0, Kung-Foo v2.0, Vehicle v4.0, Plug 'n Play v1.0, Mechanic v1.0 (751,900,000)

Total = 751,900,000

*money wired*


King JWolf
http://www.freewebs.com/wolf_kingdom/KingJWolf2.JPG
Ruler of Wolf Kingdom and Dark Templar Protoss

Member of S.C.O.R.E.

Co-Founder and Co-Leader of the Newbie Protection Agency
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 04:06
I'll take:

1 K-MaG @ $2 000 000 000
1 S.O.R.O. v2.0 @ $ 2 500 000
Plug & Play
Fix Fleshies
Mechanic- Total $800 000
1 Tiltrotor @ $100 000

and a Rave, equipped with 2 miniguns, 2 rocket launchers and about 3" of armor plating. Tell me how much and I'll pay it.

Total (minus the Rave) = $2 003 400 000
money wired on confirmationI'll add $2 million to the Rave for modifications. It should be done and shipped in three days.

Everything else has been confirmed and shipped.
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 04:06
5,000 R-bots v3.0 with Hivemind v6.0, Kung-Foo v2.0, Vehicle v4.0, Plug 'n Play v1.0, Mechanic v1.0 (751,900,000)

Total = 751,900,000

*money wired*Robots and their programs have been shipped.
22-09-2003, 04:14
The Republic of Frinaldiania will take 10,000 R-Bots v1.0 with the following software:
Ally v2.0 Program
Weapon v3.0 Program
Mechanic v1.0 Program
Hivemind v6.0 Program
Furthermore we would like to purchase 1,000 R-Bots v3.0 with the same software. Could we get a piece of custom software that would allow the v3.0 R-Bots to act as commanders for the v1.0 R-Bots?
22-09-2003, 04:15
oh yeah, **money wired**
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 04:24
You can use the Hivemind program to achieve that effect.

Robots and programs shipped.
DNS
22-09-2003, 04:33
DNS would like 2 of the Rave motocycles, but with a few changes.

If you could maybe add a machine gun or two, space for a sensor package, and around a cubic foot of storage space. We would gladly pay extra for the modifications.
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 04:38
DNS would like 2 of the Rave motocycles, but with a few changes.

If you could maybe add a machine gun or two, space for a sensor package, and around a cubic foot of storage space. We would gladly pay extra for the modifications.That'll come to $11 million. Presuming the money is wired, the Raves'll be shipped in three days.
DNS
22-09-2003, 04:42
Money is wired, it is a pleasure to do buissness with you again.
22-09-2003, 08:30
OC would like 10,000,000 v3.0 R-bots

money should arrive upon confirmation of my order
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 08:31
OC would like 10,000,000 v3.0 R-bots*blink blink*
You know you're going to be in debt for QUITE a while if you go through with this purchase, don't you?
Roania
22-09-2003, 08:36
Resi, if I have your attention?

I would like to purchase several hundred fully aquatic robots. The price is, for now, immaterial. Do you have anything like that? Preferably ship based or submarine, not humanoid.
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 08:40
Resi, if I have your attention?

I would like to purchase several hundred fully aquatic robots. The price is, for now, immaterial. Do you have anything like that? Preferably ship based or submarine, not humanoid.Well, we do have a little prototype...
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=140

((OOC: I'm gonna go to bed, so I'll print out the stats tomorrow...))
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/emo/Animoticons_-_Asleep.gif
22-09-2003, 08:55
OC would like 10,000,000 v3.0 R-bots*blink blink*
You know you're going to be in debt for QUITE a while if you go through with this purchase, don't you?No, I won't be in debt. I'll still have 85,000,000,000 GLAcreds(1USD=.5GLAcred) left. I also have several puppet nations who have to pay me tribute
imported_Christoniac
22-09-2003, 09:59
OK would you sell aphoenix machine for 20 billion dollars?
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 15:06
No, I won't be in debt. I'll still have 85,000,000,000 GLAcreds(1USD=.5GLAcred) left. I also have several puppet nations who have to pay me tributeAH, see, there's the thing.

If you have a puppet, you can't buy stuff for another nation with its cash. That's called "multi-ing".
The Resi Corporation
22-09-2003, 16:26
OK would you sell aphoenix machine for 20 billion dollars?NO! I am NOT selling Phoenix Machines! Besides, if I did their costs would be in the trillions.
22-09-2003, 22:34
400 ravens

*mone wired.
22-09-2003, 22:38
No, I won't be in debt. I'll still have 85,000,000,000 GLAcreds(1USD=.5GLAcred) left. I also have several puppet nations who have to pay me tributeAH, see, there's the thing.

If you have a puppet, you can't buy stuff for another nation with its cash. That's called "multi-ing".I never said I was going to buy anything with the puppet's money. And sides, it's more along the lines of "protection money"
22-09-2003, 23:04
that is stil multying
The Resi Corporation
23-09-2003, 00:13
I never said I was going to buy anything with the puppet's money. And sides, it's more along the lines of "protection money"I stand by Kane's comment.

And Kane, your Ravens have been delivered.
23-09-2003, 00:50
I know I have to big of an army from you but this is a great place to waste money :lol:
imported_Christoniac
23-09-2003, 11:29
OK would you sell aphoenix machine for 20 billion dollars?NO! I am NOT selling Phoenix Machines! Besides, if I did their costs would be in the trillions.
Ok then what about twenty trillion dollars?
And anyway we don't need phoenix machines we got different technology mainly developed cause were a future nation qand if i needed one i could steal it.
The Resi Corporation
23-09-2003, 16:05
Ok then what about twenty trillion dollars?
And anyway we don't need phoenix machines we got different technology mainly developed cause were a future nation qand if i needed one i could steal it.Ummmm... what?
"Different Technology?" Good for you.

As for stealing our tech, good luck getting around the security robots.
23-09-2003, 21:50
We would like to purchase 1,000 Bionic Power suits. Also, Frinaldiania would like to perform a massive update of our military (involving our mechanized infantry, robotic infantry and fighters capable of atmospheric and space combat). Is there anyway that you can oblige and how long would it take for you to do this and at what cost?
23-09-2003, 22:02
400 ravens.
The Resi Corporation
24-09-2003, 01:07
We would like to purchase 1,000 Bionic Power suits. Also, Frinaldiania would like to perform a massive update of our military (involving our mechanized infantry, robotic infantry and fighters capable of atmospheric and space combat). Is there anyway that you can oblige and how long would it take for you to do this and at what cost?Presuming the money is wired, the BPS's have been sent.

And as for the other stuff, it all depends on how much of it there is.
The Resi Corporation
24-09-2003, 01:07
400 ravens.Presuming the money has been wired, the K-MaGs have been sent.
24-09-2003, 01:18
it is always wired
The Resi Corporation
24-09-2003, 01:42
it is always wiredThat's what I presumed. :)
24-09-2003, 01:44
are my other orders being shipped
The Resi Corporation
24-09-2003, 01:47
are my other orders being shippedYep, yep they are.
24-09-2003, 01:48
excelent. now what will I do with 100 million robot soldiers
The Resi Corporation
24-09-2003, 02:53
excelent. now what will I do with 100 million robot soldiersHurt someone. Badly. :twisted:

You're an evil empire, that's what you do.
24-09-2003, 03:24
no we are not evil. we serve kane. we wish to harm no one. But people like GDI come to oppress us. we must defend ourselves from all of these threats.
24-09-2003, 18:35
I'll take 3 FARQs. Should be $750 000 000. Money wired.
The Resi Corporation
24-09-2003, 23:34
I'll take 3 FARQs. Should be $750 000 000. Money wired.And the FARQs have been sent.

Now the Armed Democrats are even more heavily armed, I guess. :P
The Resi Corporation
24-09-2003, 23:39
I'll take 3 FARQs. Should be $750 000 000. Money wired.And the FARQs have been sent.

Now the Armed Democrats are even more heavily armed, I guess. :P
25-09-2003, 00:24
400 ravens

*money wired
The Resi Corporation
25-09-2003, 00:46
400 ravens

*money wiredThe Ravens should be assembled in a month. Once they are, they'll be shipped.
25-09-2003, 01:05
ok
Independant Pluto
25-09-2003, 01:19
Resi, was it you that I bought those construction robots from a while back when I came into existance? I wantz MORE!!!!!!
The Resi Corporation
25-09-2003, 01:30
Resi, was it you that I bought those construction robots from a while back when I came into existance? I wantz MORE!!!!!!Yeah, it was me. Probelm is, I can't seem to find the thread where I had their stats... :(
Independant Pluto
25-09-2003, 01:40
ditto. That's why I asked.
25-09-2003, 02:23
ditto. That's why I asked.

here is the link IP and Resi.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59176&highlight=
The Resi Corporation
25-09-2003, 02:24
ditto. That's why I asked.

here is the link IP and Resi.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59176&highlight=Thanks a ton! :D :D :D

I'm adding the robot now.
25-09-2003, 02:33
ditto. That's why I asked.

here is the link IP and Resi.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=59176&highlight=Thanks a ton! :D :D :D

I'm adding the robot now.

OOC:It ain't no thing.

IC: I want 198 G-1045 JUNKER

Total: 297,000,000

*money wired*

King JWolf
The Resi Corporation
25-09-2003, 02:38
The JUNKERs have been shipped.
25-09-2003, 02:43
cool new robots. do they have magnetic boots. I want to construct space mines and these would help a lot
Soviet Haaregrad
25-09-2003, 02:46
We wish to have a plasma powerplant built outside Haaregrad City. No defense turrets will be needed, money is prepared for wiring.
25-09-2003, 02:50
Greetings and salutations. I am here once again with Princess Mew's shopping list.
For starters, she would like three S.O.R.O. V.2s, two Tiltroters, and a K-MaG Raven unit.
She also would like the following programs: Plug N' Play, and Mechanic.
That comes out to $2,208,100,000
Money wired.



He can't afford that stuff. I think you should see if people have the money before you sell it to them

:twisted: cows666 :twisted:
The Resi Corporation
25-09-2003, 03:11
We wish to have a plasma powerplant built outside Haaregrad City. No defense turrets will be needed, money is prepared for wiring.The workers have been sent with the supplies to build the plant.
The Resi Corporation
25-09-2003, 03:15
He can't afford that stuff. I think you should see if people have the money before you sell it to them

:twisted: cows666 :twisted:Actually, he can afford it.

And Kane, yes they have magnetic boots (originally designed for use on skyscrapers).
25-09-2003, 22:18
first of all 400 ravens

*money wired

next can I get 1 million construction robots for a trillion. if so my money is wired.

finally, would it be possible to put robot ai into the ravens
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 01:03
first of all 400 ravens

*money wired

next can I get 1 million construction robots for a trillion. if so my money is wired.

finally, would it be possible to put robot ai into the ravensRavens and construction robots sent.

I 'spose you could put an A.I. into one of the Ravens, but it better be FAR more advanced than the ones we have. If its to operate the Raven at an effecent level, it better be as well-programmed as S.H.O.D.A.N.
26-09-2003, 01:08
what is a shodan?
Feline
26-09-2003, 01:09
Sorry for the delay. Yes, in light of this new information, we cancel our order for the empaths. Now that the ban on trade between our nations is lifted, however, we would like one normal car, and one modified car.

The money has been wired.
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 01:16
Sorry for the delay. Yes, in light of this new information, we cancel our order for the empaths. Now that the ban on trade between our nations is lifted, however, we would like one normal car, and one modified car.

The money has been wired.Okay, the cars have been sent.

Kane, if you want to know what S.H.O.D.A.N. is, telegram the nation of Zero-One.
26-09-2003, 01:18
ok.

have you ever played tiberium sun?
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 01:20
ok.

have you ever played tiberium sun?Ya, what about it?
26-09-2003, 01:21
do you think that a cabal level ai would be good enough
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 01:23
do you think that a cabal level ai would be good enoughProbably not.
26-09-2003, 01:23
oh ok.

you think i copuld pay you to develop an ai system for ravens
26-09-2003, 03:07
25 Tiltroter
1x Plute Kiss

Also, some of our citizens have asked the government to convey a request to start a franchised chain of Speed Resi dealerships...
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 05:45
25 Tiltroter
1x Plute Kiss

Also, some of our citizens have asked the government to convey a request to start a franchised chain of Speed Resi dealerships...Presuming the money is wired, the items have been sent.

http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=253
Speed Resi would be more than happy to establish a franchise in your nation, as well as several dealerships. We would like to know how much it would cost us to buy the land for, say 500 office buildings and 5,000 dealerships.
Aelosia
26-09-2003, 05:49
We want 1.000 v 1.0 combat robots and 2 plasma power plants
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 05:51
We want 1.000 v 1.0 combat robots and 2 plasma power plantsPresuming the money is wired, these all have been shipped.
Aelosia
26-09-2003, 05:53
*money wired*....but...you're going to send some technicians to install those power plants no?
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 05:58
*money wired*....but...you're going to send some technicians to install those power plants no?Right. The workers have been sent.
26-09-2003, 16:05
so would you be willing to develop it. I coul pay well
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 16:09
so would you be willing to develop it. I coul pay wellIf we could develop something like that, we would've done it already for ourselves. You need humans to pilot Ravens, period.
26-09-2003, 16:10
oh well.

I will take 1 million construction robots
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 16:29
oh well.

I will take 1 million construction robotsPresuming the $1.5 trillion is wired, the robots've been sent.
26-09-2003, 16:47
it has been wired
26-09-2003, 16:47
I will buy 2000 r bots

* wires money

Joshua
The Resi Corporation
26-09-2003, 16:48
I will buy 2000 r bots

* wires money

Joshuav1.0 I presume.

Sent.
Aelosia
26-09-2003, 16:59
I want another 1000 v 1.0 robots. They are excellent cannon fodder

*money wired*
26-09-2003, 18:31
aren't they kicd of expensive for cannon fodder
The Resi Corporation
27-09-2003, 00:05
I want another 1000 v 1.0 robots. They are excellent cannon fodder

*money wired*Robots sent.

Kain, no one really cares about broken robots. If you see a busted robot on the news, it's just another killing machine that has served its purpose. However, a dead human invokes rage and various kinds of negative emotions, all of which aren't good for the morale of your nation's people.
The Resi Corporation
27-09-2003, 18:33
Pmub
Independant Pluto
27-09-2003, 18:43
116 Junkers please

*Money wired upon confirmation*
The Resi Corporation
27-09-2003, 19:01
116 Junkers please

*Money wired upon confirmation*Confirmed and sent.
Independant Pluto
27-09-2003, 19:16
Excellent.
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 18:03
BUMP
The Unreal Soldiers
28-09-2003, 19:23
Thank you again for Imaginary, and we are again interested in some of your new products.

We would like to purchase 10 Atlantis-Class Assult Subs, 200 G-1045 JUNKER, 1000 R-bots v3.0, and 50 S.O.R.O. v2.0.

We would like the programs to be installed with the following:
Vehicle v4.0
Weapon v3.0
Hivemind v6.0
Mechanic v1.0
Fix-the-Fleshies v5.0
Plug 'n Play v1.0
The Resi Corporation
28-09-2003, 19:26
Got it, presuming the money has been wired, the goods have been sent.
29-09-2003, 00:04
10 S.O.R.O. v2.0
29-09-2003, 00:05
buy 10 S.O.R.O. v2.0
29-09-2003, 01:08
3 million junkers
3 million kmags

*money wired
The Resi Corporation
29-09-2003, 01:52
3 million junkers
3 million kmags

*money wired3 Million K-MaGs? Like hell, that's more than the resources that we have.
The Unreal Soldiers
29-09-2003, 01:52
3 million junkers
3 million kmags

*money wired

Dude Kane, you can't buy 3million Ravens. Thats $6,000,000,000,000,000(6quadrillion)
29-09-2003, 02:00
3 million junkers
3 million kmags

*money wired3 Million K-MaGs? Like hell, that's more than the resources that we have.


whoops I meant 300
I am tired
The Resi Corporation
29-09-2003, 02:05
K, that's more like it.

Presuming the money's wired, all orders have been sent.
29-09-2003, 02:07
they are. cool sub. sadly i am landlocked
29-09-2003, 02:23
Four Island Nations would like to buy the following

5,000 S.O.R.O. v2.0
5 Plute Kisses
10 K-MAG Raven Unites
2,000,000 R-Bots V-3.0
All Robot programs


Four Island Nations
(Would there be any chance for us to by production rights for your R-Bots V-3.0)

http://members.aol.com/elomae/wod2.jpg
"Some of us are born to be warriors...some of us are born to be leaders...while others are born to be lead...and some of us are born to be pawns in twisted games... This world is built on fragile lies that are crumbling to dust in the wind before my eyes. I will defy, I will discover the truth, and I will win this game that cannot be won. I long not to be the pawn any more, but the hand that guides it to its own destiny...and I stand alone..."
The Resi Corporation
29-09-2003, 02:30
Items sent, a pleasure doing business with you.

((BTW, your order format sort of gives your true identity away, so neat and cool as it may be, you might want to change it.))
29-09-2003, 02:33
I know I have seen that before

I wish I wasn't landlocked
29-09-2003, 02:39
Items sent, a pleasure doing business with you.

((BTW, your order format sort of gives your true identity away, so neat and cool as it may be, you might want to change it.))

Changed. If they want to know who I am, I'll tell them. My real identity is None of your damned business you unutterably ill-mannered onanist and flaccid, cantankerously-caterwauling cause of nightmares in small children.
29-09-2003, 02:41
Items sent, a pleasure doing business with you.

((BTW, your order format sort of gives your true identity away, so neat and cool as it may be, you might want to change it.))

Changed. If they want to know who I am, I'll tell them. My real identity is None of your damned business you unutterably ill-mannered onanist and flaccid, cantankerously-caterwauling cause of nightmares in small children.

hooray! I cause nightmares in small children
The Resi Corporation
29-09-2003, 16:51
Good for you. :P

BUMP
29-09-2003, 16:52
Put me down for another 8 thousand

*wires Money

Joshua
29-09-2003, 19:16
400 kmags

1 million scrapper robots

*money wired
The Resi Corporation
29-09-2003, 23:53
JUNKER robots.

Both orders have been shipped.
29-09-2003, 23:58
I am sorry merciful resi
30-09-2003, 03:06
Resi...Vascilia needs Ravens, the AF will be 200 AC's off of you.
The Resi Corporation
30-09-2003, 03:38
Resi...Vascilia needs Ravens, the AF will be 200 AC's off of you.*shifty eyes*
They're Raven Units, not AC's! Who ever gave you that idea?
*hides copy of "Armored Core"*

Presuming the money is wired, the Ac's... er, Raven Units have been sent.
30-09-2003, 05:24
Resi...Vascilia needs Ravens, the AF will be 200 AC's off of you.*shifty eyes*
They're Raven Units, not AC's! Who ever gave you that idea?
*hides copy of "Armored Core"*

Presuming the money is wired, the Ac's... er, Raven Units have been sent.

Money has now been wired...yeah, These...combined with the power of our Orbital Frames will make us unstoppable! oh wait...actually the AF is pretty stoppable. Well I guess it will make us a little closer to being unstoppable.
30-09-2003, 05:27
Resi, my government has decided to purchase 25 r-bot 3s and one S.O.R.O. , all with all the programs. Pleasure doing business with you
The Resi Corporation
30-09-2003, 05:29
Resi, my government has decided to purchase 25 r-bot 3s and one S.O.R.O. , all with all the programs. Pleasure doing business with youGot it, presuming the money has been wired, the stuff has been sent.

For future reference, you can check how much money your nation makes here (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=opium%20narcs).
30-09-2003, 23:08
usuual order

*money wirec
The Resi Corporation
01-10-2003, 00:45
usuual order

*money wirecStuff shipped...
01-10-2003, 00:54
good
02-10-2003, 00:20
the usual

*money wired
02-10-2003, 00:40
A man walks into the marketplace, and up to Professor H. J. Washu. He is dressed in a very expensive business suit. "Greetings" he says in an Lovalan accent, which sounds very much like a slight British accent. "I am from the nation of Lovala, but I am in no way affiliated with the Lovalan government. I am very wealthy, and seek to strike out on my own. I would like one Plute Kiss virus disk, one R-150M, one Tiltrotor, and 9 Soro V2, with Hivemind, Ally, Weapon, and Vehicle. If Hivemind also gives them the abilities of Ally, as I suspect it does, I would also like Kung-Foo added on. My name? Ethan Jackson. Also, I have heard stories of a Phoenix Machine? Could it give a already living person a completely new appearance?"

OOC: This is the introduction of a new, multi-RP story plot on my part.
02-10-2003, 00:56
this isn't in person you know. this is basically his countries mail order program
02-10-2003, 01:02
OOC: I know, but I'm taking a little bit of license with the format to introduce the character of Ethan Jackson.
02-10-2003, 01:04
OOC: whatever you say.
The Resi Corporation
02-10-2003, 01:04
A man walks into the marketplace, and up to Professor H. J. Washu. He is dressed in a very expensive business suit. "Greetings" he says in an Lovalan accent, which sounds very much like a slight British accent. "I am from the nation of Lovala, but I am in no way affiliated with the Lovalan government. I am very wealthy, and seek to strike out on my own. I would like one Plute Kiss virus disk, one R-150M, one Tiltrotor, and 9 Soro V2, with Hivemind, Ally, Weapon, and Vehicle. If Hivemind also gives them the abilities of Ally, as I suspect it does, I would also like Kung-Foo added on. My name? Ethan Jackson. Also, I have heard stories of a Phoenix Machine? Could it give a already living person a completely new appearance?"

OOC: This is the introduction of a new, multi-RP story plot on my part.((OOC: Washu's out.))
IC:
The person working at the front desk turns around, revealing her face and a slightly elven appearance.
http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p174.jpg
"Yes, we can do that. They can also make a non-living thing have a living body, or even change your race around. Who knows, you might want to be a catperson for a day or something, Mr. Jackson. I myself became perticularly attached to this elven body after trading it for my old dull human one. So, can we sign you up for the 'body therapy'?"
02-10-2003, 01:05
what about my order
The Resi Corporation
02-10-2003, 01:06
what about my orderOooohh, right. It's sent, don't worry about it.
02-10-2003, 01:08
"Oh, yes. Let's see... I'd like... hmm... such a big decision." He thought for a moment. "Dirty blonde hair, but not too 'dirty', definately leaning toward the blonde side, blue eyes, a good tan, give me slightly smaller cheekbones, and, what the hey, great abs. If your going to get made over, might as well do it all the way. Oh, and make my biological age... 22. Yes, that'll do. I'll transfer the money from my account for all the goods after the procedure is completed." said Ethan Jackson. "Oh, and again, does the Hivemind program give them the save abilities as the Ally program?"
The Resi Corporation
02-10-2003, 01:54
"Oh, yes. Let's see... I'd like... hmm... such a big decision." He thought for a moment. "Dirty blonde hair, but not too 'dirty', definately leaning toward the blonde side, blue eyes, a good tan, give me slightly smaller cheekbones, and, what the hey, great abs. If your going to get made over, might as well do it all the way. Oh, and make my biological age... 22. Yes, that'll do. I'll transfer the money from my account for all the goods after the procedure is completed." said Ethan Jackson. "Oh, and again, does the Hivemind program give them the save abilities as the Ally program?""Ah, forgive me, I was lost in your order of the Phoenix Machine. No, Hivemind doesn't double as the Ally program, but why that happens is Advanced Robotic Psychology, something I don't very well understand. So, as for your order, I presume you wish to remain a human male? Gender changes are quite the rage among the wealthy these days, but then again, you don't seem like the type to follow a fad."
02-10-2003, 02:45
"Yes, I do wish to remain a human male. In the case that it does not double, I would like my robots programmed as I stated if the current situation applies: Hivemind, Ally, Weapon, and Vehicle. I'm ready to start the procedure any time you are." said Ethan Jackson.

OOC: And yes, I am going to keep putting his name in italics. Someone's bound to ask that eventually, so I might as well say it now. :D
The Resi Corporation
02-10-2003, 15:02
"Step this way, please."
The green-haired store elf ushers him in the direction of a phoenix machine, indicating that he step inside.
02-10-2003, 21:31
Ethan Jackson stepped inside the chamber, and asked, "How long will this take, approximately?"
02-10-2003, 22:04
the usual

*money wired
02-10-2003, 22:04
the usual

*money wired
Independant Pluto
02-10-2003, 22:13
How much for the production rights on the Junkers?
The Resi Corporation
03-10-2003, 00:14
Kane, your order is delivered.

IP, We don't sell production rights unless you're willing to pay in servitude or rediculously high amounts of money.
Ethan Jackson stepped inside the chamber, and asked, "How long will this take, approximately?""About two minutes, approximately."
The green-haired elf presses a button and the chamber hisses closed, locking Jackson inside. A speaker system inside plays smooth jazz, until the green-haired elf's voice cuts across the speaker system.
"Okay, I'll need you to immagine what you want to look like. Just picture it in your mind, and don't slip up. If you do that, you'll either have to pay for a new body or be stuck with a crappy one. Oh, and like the music? I need it on the most relaxing setting for this, but that differs from person to person."
03-10-2003, 02:06
"Yes, the music is excellent" he said as he listended to a Bach concerto. (OOC: Hope it is okay to say what type the music is.) "I'll be sure to picture it in detail." He pictured what he looked like when he was 22 himself, which fit the description of what he said, but except with the slightly changed bone structure of the face. In two minutes he stepped out, and looked down at his new body. "Ahh, I feel like a new man. Are my other purchases ready?"
Aooogah
03-10-2003, 02:59
We must make a most sincere apology. We noticed that you said buy and sell only so we thought we try and sell your store some of our tanks. Obviously we were mistaken and we are sincerely sorry about what has happened. Zek has been executed by firing squad then quartering to show that we have made a mistake.

Sheik Ad'meken
The new Trade Minister for Aooogah
The Resi Corporation
03-10-2003, 04:58
Very good, Aooogah, you just violated the rules. Maybe next time you'll read the first post.

Until that ad is removed, Aooogah is barred from my store, as is anyone who attempts to purchase these tanks. Should any orders be filled out for these things, Aooogah will face a full-on naval blockade.

READ THE RULES, Dammit.

http://invisionfree.com:54/135/37/upload/p278.jpg
Meta-Sanders, Head Chair of Evilness
Resi Corp.
The Resi Corporation
03-10-2003, 05:01
"Yes, the music is excellent" he said as he listended to a Bach concerto. (OOC: Hope it is okay to say what type the music is.) "I'll be sure to picture it in detail." He pictured what he looked like when he was 22 himself, which fit the description of what he said, but except with the slightly changed bone structure of the face. In two minutes he stepped out, and looked down at his new body. "Ahh, I feel like a new man. Are my other purchases ready?"((OOC: I take it he chose to ignore the nanosecond of excruciating pain that you feel when your old body is torn to shreads by nanomachines. :P ))
IC:
"You look excellent, if I do say so myself. Your other purchases are ready, and waiting for you in the wearhouse."
She points him in the direction of an enormious concrete building.
Aooogah
03-10-2003, 13:52
Our trade minister has made the changes. We were merely trying to sell the tanks to your storefront so that you could add it to your inventory. Next time we shall ask you about it by telegram.

Usama Al'suga
Diplomatic Minister of the Holy Empire of Aooogah
The Resi Corporation
03-10-2003, 16:52
Our trade minister has made the changes. We were merely trying to sell the tanks to your storefront so that you could add it to your inventory. Next time we shall ask you about it by telegram.

Usama Al'suga
Diplomatic Minister of the Holy Empire of Aooogah((OOC: Yeah, I don't mean to be a dick about this, but I have to in order to stay in character. :( ))
03-10-2003, 19:12
usual order

*money wired

Can you just ship me 1 million of these for 50 years and I will pay you each time.
I It will save both of us some time
Aooogah
03-10-2003, 20:25
(OOC: I understand perfectly, besides I kept on forgetting the old trade minister's name anyway. :))

The Holy Empire wishes to acquire one Plasma Power Plant for our capital.

Sheik Ad'meken

Trade Minister for Aooogah
03-10-2003, 20:34
Our government requires a Plasma Power Plant. Trusting in your usual efficiency, the money has been wired prior to the posting of this message.
03-10-2003, 20:36
are you sure you want to do that. you will have some trouble paying it off
03-10-2003, 22:33
OOC: Never mentioned the pain. :)

IC:

"Yes, the pain was bad for a moment. Thank you for your prompt service." said Ethan Jackson. He walked out to the warehouse, and ordered the robots to get in the tiltrotor, as he slung the R-150M underneath it by a rope. He picked up the virus disk, and put it in his pocket. He got in, and took the controls. He was off to buy more equipment.
The Resi Corporation
04-10-2003, 02:00
Workers to build the power plants have been sent.

Kane, your order has been shipped. Actually, no I'd rather you ordered manually. It keeps the thread bumped.
OOC: Never mentioned the pain.((OOC: Of course, that would've been bad salesmanship. :wink: ))IC:

"Yes, the pain was bad for a moment. Thank you for your prompt service." said Ethan Jackson. He walked out to the warehouse, and ordered the robots to get in the tiltrotor, as he slung the R-150M underneath it by a rope. He picked up the virus disk, and put it in his pocket. He got in, and took the controls. He was off to buy more equipment.IC:

The green-haired elf ((I really need to think of a name for her, don't I?)) waved goodbye to him as he walked out the door.
"Thank you, most noble sir, for your business!" she called out.
04-10-2003, 19:05
4 covet trawlers, please. money has been wired.
The Resi Corporation
04-10-2003, 19:24
4 covet trawlers, please. money has been wired.The Crawlers have been shipped.
04-10-2003, 19:35
OOC: Naturally. As for a name for the green-haired elf, how about Sheryl or one of the variations thereof (Like Cheryl)?

IC: "Goodbye" he called out as the aircraft took off.
The Resi Corporation
04-10-2003, 19:51
((OOC: Sheryl sounds good, I think I'll run with that.))
BUMP
The Resi Corporation
04-10-2003, 20:29
BUMP for the Metal Slug!
Crimmond
04-10-2003, 20:39
One Plasma Plant and three Raves. We already have a ship on the way to pick up the Raves, so we want the basic versions in blood red, black and blue.

Money shipped.
The Resi Corporation
04-10-2003, 20:49
One Plasma Plant and three Raves. We already have a ship on the way to pick up the Raves, so we want the basic versions in blood red, black and blue.

Money shipped.Workers sent to build the Plasma Plant. The Raves should be ready in three days.
Crimmond
04-10-2003, 20:51
One Plasma Plant and three Raves. We already have a ship on the way to pick up the Raves, so we want the basic versions in blood red, black and blue.

Money shipped.Workers sent to build the Plasma Plant. The Raves should be ready in three days. :shock: Three days? Don't you have the basic model in stock?
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 01:35
Three days NS time. You've got to realize that we hand-make these models as soon an they're ordered. Keeps their value up.
05-10-2003, 02:08
ok

Usual order
*money wired
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 02:13
ok

Usual order
*money wiredDone and sent.
05-10-2003, 02:24
so I am your big bumper
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 03:02
so I am your big bumperMore or less. :)
05-10-2003, 03:05
so what is so great about the new tank. does it fill any spacific roles
Soviet Haaregrad
05-10-2003, 03:13
We wish to have a plasma powerplant built outside Haaregrad City. No defense turrets will be needed, money is prepared for wiring.The workers have been sent with the supplies to build the plant.

Excellent and sorry about the delay.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 04:08
so what is so great about the new tank. does it fill any spacific rolesMost tanks require three pilots, but this one needs only one. It also is better armed than other tanks.
05-10-2003, 04:37
nice
05-10-2003, 04:46
I'll have 3 Atlantis-Class Assult Sub, 1000 S.O.R.O. v2.0
, 2000 K-MaG Raven Units, Plute Kiss sofeware,
1500 Bionic Power Suit and 100 FARQ (Fortified Armed Robotic Quadraped) which comes to $929,600,000,000 and money has been wired. And send the information so I can quote it and go nation crashing without any nerds going godmodery on me. Thanks dude!
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 06:21
*whistles "Ride a Shooting Star" by the Pillows*
Sorry, man, you don't have that much cash. Click here (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Furi%20Kuri%20and%20FLCL) to see how much you can spend.
05-10-2003, 06:30
I need 25,000 metal slug tanks

*money wired.

I might not buy as much from you for a while
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 06:37
Sent. Enjoy them! Or else!
05-10-2003, 06:39
I will enjoy them. they are going on my flag ship
05-10-2003, 07:22
*whistles "Ride a Shooting Star" by the Pillows*
Sorry, man, you don't have that much cash. Click here (http://www.pipian.com/stuffforchat/gdpcalc.php?nation=Furi%20Kuri%20and%20FLCL) to see how much you can spend. then give me 50 of every thing exept subs and sofeware(3 subs and one software) or 10000 S.O.R.O. v2.0 and software. And if you look here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=76637&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=1220!) you'll see Im not a man
05-10-2003, 07:24
I need another 75000 tanks

hurry quick.
I need toi get them to my capital dhip in time for its launch
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 07:38
I need another 75000 tanks

hurry quick.
I need toi get them to my capital dhip in time for its launchDo you have the cash?
05-10-2003, 07:39
yes I do.

the last drop of my military budget this year.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 07:40
Send it and the tanks are yours.
05-10-2003, 07:44
oh sorry though I wired

*money wired

I won't be bumping this for you for a while
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 07:46
Consider the tanks sent.
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 10:45
The Empire of Tarakalar once more would wish to purchase a Plasma powerplant from RESI.

As our last time we wish for this powerplant to be build underground, and this time on the island of Under'aa of our western coast.

Furthermore we wish to purchase 5 JUNKER bots, the previous one proved must usefull in various construction works and we are eager to provide more government companies with these units.

Total costs come to $5.004.500.000,- *Wiring money.*

--

A private message to the company that hosts the Phoenix Machine trips.

Good day, we would like to request the following information concerning the abilities of your Phoenix Machine.

1: Is it capable of providing the subject with articifical enhancement? Or is it solely capable of providing biological aspects.
2: The Phoenix Machine requires the subject to form an image of what they wish to become. How are the average chances of something going wrong (the subject being disturbed while in the process of being changed) and if something goes wrong, is the Phoenix Machine programmed with failsafes to prevent terminal changes from happening, a freak accident involving a disrupted brain, etc etc?

If these answers are suitably answered I shall purchase two trips through this device for both myself and my daughter using my private bank-accounts, this device does no directly benifit the Empire and as such they should not pay for it.

Emperor Arnoud Taurain.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 17:28
Workers have been dispatched to build your Plasma Power Plant, and the robots have been shipped.

As for the Phoenix Machine, yes it can be used to add artifical aspects to the human body, and of course it has a failsafe. All A.I. in the Resi Corporation does, and our Phoenix Machines are no exception.
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 17:41
Excellent.

Then my daughter and I shall arrive after we have properly prepared outrselves for our new form, these things should not be rushed as well as study the artifical enhancement that we will take.

Also gives me a reason to have such rediculous ammounts of money on my bank-account.

*Wiring money from private imperial account.*

We thank you for answering our questions.

Emperor Arnaud Taurain.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 17:44
((OOC: If you're wondering what kind of artifical enhancements the Phoenix Machine can produce, a couple of examples are displayed in this RP (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=73407) with the character "Sara Resi". She has a portable version of the Phoenix Machine that's not available for public use.))
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 17:46
When you two arrive, you will be welcomed with open arms into the upper floor of the Resi One Hospital, where one of these machines resides.
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 17:47
((OOC: Thanks for the linky, will check at once.))
Gurguvungunit
05-10-2003, 18:03
One Rave please, painted the most horrid colours you can manage, and enough of those power plants to power a one billion population nation. *is thinking for the future* :)
*MONEY WIRING*
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MONEY WIRED
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 18:23
Workers dispatched.

A Rave painted Chartruese, neon pink, and bright baby blue with purple polkadots will arive in three days.
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 20:33
"I'm nervous... You sure this is a good idea? I mean, it SOUNDS nice but from what I understand you basically get ripped apart and put back togheter... You SURE there have been no accidents?"

Tatiana Taurain moved back and forth in the plane that had landed on the Resi airport, her father simple watched on with a amused expression.

"Yes, Tatiana. There have been no incidents with these machines, their quite safe, now are you going to stop worrying and come with me or should I ask a single refund?"

Stopping her pacing, she rubbed her neck before giving an almost fatalistic shrug.

"Ah well, die from a freak brain disease or possibly die while being ripped into a billion tiny pieces... Always been more a fan for the less common things. Let's go Da."

Walking over to her father, he put his arm around her shoulder as they walked downt he corridor to the exit, Arnaud spoke to his best friend and ambassador.

"Enjoy your book, Marcus, and try to keep an eye on our stuff." Stepping out the exit, they began to look for a quick and simple transportation to take them to take them to Resi One Hospital, neither of them big fans of fanfare and all.

"Hope you remember the specifications of how you want to end up looking Da, don't want a father that looks ten years younger than me... Would be scary." Tanya grinned as she heard her father laugh, it helped ease her nerves a little.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 20:40
The procede to one of the many doors of the Resi One Hospital. And the door, an automated voice speaks:
"PLEASE INSERT YOUR CITIZEN ID OR VISITOR CARD, AND STAND BY FOR IRIS SCAN AND CONFIRMATION"

((OOC: A visitor card is something that every visitor to the Resi Corporation is assigned. Tatiana and her father should each have one.))
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 20:45
Both of them take their visitors card from their coat pockets and insert it into the proper device before taking place to have their iris scans taken.

"So, what do you think; A basic computer or one of their 'sentient' computers?" Tanya asks as she waits for their confirmation.

"Hopefully a normal computer, the poor thing would be bored to tears otherwise with a job like that." Arnaud responds, hands clased behind his back as he calmly waits, looking around and taking note of the cities architecture.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 21:01
The door opens quickly.
"PLEASE MOVE INSIDE QUICKLY, FATHER AND DAUGHTER TAURAIN"
((the computer is non-sentient, and thus really boring. You'll meet some sentient robots, don't worry. :) ))
The room inside is a baren4 by 4 foot chamber with nothing inside, not even elevator buttons.
"DO NOT BE AFRAID, I KNOW WHERE YOU NEED TO GO."
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 21:05
((I kinda figured as much, I doubted you would be so cruel to make a computer doorsyop sentient, AI suicide rates would skyrocket. :lol: ))

Entering the chamber, the two raised their eyebrows in identical fashion before turning around to face the door and deciding to trust the computer.

"You know, I once saw a movie where an possessed elevator killed the people that used it... The only thing missing is tacky music."

Arnaud looked down at his daughter's words and shook his head. "You got your mother's humor."

Tanya merely grinned.
Rave Shentavo
05-10-2003, 21:09
Guess what Resi..we want a Rave...

Did you have some inspiration? ( :lol: j/k)

Anyway...

blood red....What a big suprise. Chrome detailing. Whatever the hell you want to do w/ it I trust ya...it's for Rave...another gigantic suprise.. :P

Money is being wired.
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 21:15
*tacky musak begins to play, and the elevator begins to move*
*the elevator dings and the door opens, revealing a white room with about fifty machines lined up against a wall. A guard robot stands in place staring down at the ground. A game of pong is played on his visor, and appararently the robot is playing itself*
*the robot clicks to attention, the game fading*
"AHHH... WELCOME FLESHIES... ER, HUMANS, TO THE PHOENIX MACHINE ROOM! PLEASE WAIT FOR OUR DOCTOR TO ARRIVE."
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 21:21
Guess what Resi..we want a Rave...

Did you have some inspiration? ( :lol: j/k)

Anyway...

blood red....What a big suprise. Chrome detailing. Whatever the hell you want to do w/ it I trust ya...it's for Rave...another gigantic suprise.. :P

Money is being wired.A Rave for Rave... wow, I so didn't see that coming... :lol:

Blood red and chrome, got it. Do you want it fully stocked with weapons and the internet? Oh wait, whatever we wanted. 8)

Okay, your rave comes with a minigun, a couple of rocket launchers, internet access, and a plasma rifle. This'll take a week to make.
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 21:25
"Ah yeah, me and my big mouth." Rolling her eyes as the music sounded, Tanya was happy when she could step out of the elevator before being greeted by the robot, her eye twitching lightly at the machines words.

"Fleshies? You know, being called Fleshies by a robot that is more melodramatic than Alexander's performance of the Gray Dragon all those years ago is definitly not... re-assuring."

Feeling her father put his arm around her again, she looked up at his grinning face.

"Worse than Alexander's performance? Come now, your doing hi... it? a disservice, Alexander was ten times worse." Giving her a litle squeeze with his arms he looked around the room. "Still nervous?"

Tanya let out a little sigh. "Worse than when I carried my first gun."
Rave Shentavo
05-10-2003, 21:26
great no problem... :lol:
The Resi Corporation
05-10-2003, 21:36
An elevator dinged in the background, and out stepped this woman.
http://invisionfree.com/forums/Corporate_Islands/index.php?act=Attach&type=post&id=250
"Hey, ya'll!" she said with a strong southern accent, "Wel-come to Re-say One Hos-pit-al! So who d'ya want to be today?"
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 21:42
Arnaud smiled at the woman while Tanya needed a second longer to understand the woman.

"A pleasure to meet you miss. My daughter and I are quite content to remain ourselves, only a little younger and with some modifications to make life a bit easier."

"Not to mention longer than 5 months." Tanya muttered absently to herself while looking down.

"This procedure is safe is it not? I at least have not heard of any errors or the like? My daughter is still a little nervous about it all."

Hearing her father's words, Tanya's head snapped up. "I most certainly am not! As a Jaiden it simply is my duty to make sure the emperor does not die in some freak accident."
Tarakalar
05-10-2003, 22:17
... *Bumpity bumpity.*
Guanyu
06-10-2003, 01:50
Resi, I require a rush delivery of 1000 metal slug 002s, 40 star strifes, and 10 Atlantis Class Assault Subs. The 520 billion for the order plus a bonus of 10 billion for rush delivery, to a total of 530 billion, has been wired.
Guanyu
06-10-2003, 02:53
Oh yes, I almost forgot. Also, at your convenience, 50 K-MaG units for another 100 billion *wired*.
Crimson blades
06-10-2003, 03:46
yoyoyo.
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 04:05
Guanyu, all orders have been fulfilled.
-------------------------------------
"Oh mae, yes!" the doctor with the southern accent said, "And ah do believe ah haven't introduced mah-self, ah'm Doctor Beth Kelly. A pleasa to meet ya, sah!"
She extends her hand in greeting to Arnaud.
"Please, miss, don't be afraid of th' machines! They're 100 pah-cent safe, and they have over fif-ty fail-safes in 'em. Ya'll are in the best of hands here."
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 05:07
BUMP
Tarakalar
06-10-2003, 10:27
Arnaud smiled at the woman while Tanya needed a second longer to understand the woman.

"A pleasure to meet you miss. My daughter and I are quite content to remain ourselves, only a little younger and with some modifications to make life a bit easier."

"Not to mention longer than 5 months." Tanya muttered absently to herself while looking down.

"This procedure is safe is it not? I at least have not heard of any errors or the like? My daughter is still a little nervous about it all."

Hearing her father's words, Tanya's head snapped up. "I most certainly am not! As a Jaiden it simply is my duty to make sure the emperor does not die in some freak accident."
The Resi Corporation
06-10-2003, 14:55
"Oh mae, yes!" the doctor with the southern accent said, "And ah do believe ah haven't introduced mah-self, ah'm Doctor Beth Kelly. A pleasa to meet ya, sah!"
She extends her hand in greeting to Arnaud.
"Please, miss, don't be afraid of th' machines! They're 100 pah-cent safe, and they have over fif-ty fail-safes in 'em. Ya'll are in the best of hands here."
Tarakalar
06-10-2003, 15:03
((OOC: :oops: Must have skimmed over it without realising it. Doh.))

"A pleasure to meet you as well, Doctor kelly. I am Arnaud and this is my daughter Tatiana, but I belief you already know that."

He smiled and accepts her hand shake, Tanya also steps forward to shake the woman's hand, not entirely convinced it's safe but not making any comments.

"Now, I must admit to be somewhat curious to how this procudure wil take place, I heard some things, but nothing really solid. Rather exited I must say, I almost feel as young as I soon will be."
Tarakalar
06-10-2003, 15:45
The Empire of Tarakalar and the People once more wish to make a purchase.

We wish to purchase a single Atlantis-Class Assault Sub.

*Wiring money.*

We hope you will benefit from our purchase of this product in light of your current situation. And that our new flagship will soon arrive, our men need to be trained with it as quickly as possible.
Probably going to have to cut back on our budget here and there for a little while, ah well. It will be worth it in the long run, we are sure.

PS: We hope this thing comes with a manual...

Prince Alexander Taurain.
Heir to the Obsidian Throne.
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 02:00
"A pleasure to meet you as well, Doctor kelly. I am Arnaud and this is my daughter Tatiana, but I belief you already know that."

He smiled and accepts her hand shake, Tanya also steps forward to shake the woman's hand, not entirely convinced it's safe but not making any comments.

"Now, I must admit to be somewhat curious to how this procudure wil take place, I heard some things, but nothing really solid. Rather exited I must say, I almost feel as young as I soon will be.""Well," Dr. Kelly said, temporarily dropping her accent as she slipped into a more professional mood, "the procedure involves deassembling your old body on the atomic level, then replacing it with an entirely new one. Your nerve cells stay intact, though, and throughout the process they are constantly jarred by little bolts of electricity, allowing for maximum use of them afterwards. People often can recall their entire life stories after this, and they say that after the procedure, certain... *ahem* 'feelings' are increased."
She cracks her knuckles, and switches back to her accent.
"Well, ya'll got the jist o' it, so are ya ready to start?"
Steel Butterfly
07-10-2003, 02:01
"Any price changes due to the upcoming war with Iesus?"

http://invisionfree.com:54/43/101/upload/p1.gif
Emperor Alexander Nemerov
Empire of Steel Butterfly
Steel Isle, Steel Moon,
CTaNbHaR Eabo4Ka, XIII
Orion Sector Premier,
Order of the Seraphim,
(Un-named Trade Consortium)
07-10-2003, 02:03
I have donated troops to you resi
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 02:05
"Any price changes due to the upcoming war with Iesus?"No blows have been struck yet. Currently it's just a very hot Cold War.
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 02:05
I have donated troops to you resiAnd we thank you most kindly for it. :)
Robonic
07-10-2003, 02:13
We would like to purchase 10 Metal Slugs
*100 million wired*
07-10-2003, 02:22
I'll purchase 1000 Junkers and 100 Metal Slugs. The total is 250 million. Wired on confirmation.
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 02:51
All orders confirmed and sent. I hope anyone using this store will help us in our struggle against Iesus Christi, or future purchases of Resian products will be impossible.
07-10-2003, 02:53
Heh, money wired.
07-10-2003, 03:06
NOOOOOOO!!!!!

where will I get my rediculous perchases form

I will buy 2 atlantis class subs and donate them to the effort
The Resi Corporation
07-10-2003, 03:08
We thank you for your generous purchase/contribution!
07-10-2003, 03:09
this brings up the problem of where to dock it. I am landlocked :?

I guess I will donate it to the cfa
Tarakalar
07-10-2003, 10:50
We thank you and are most pleased with the knowledge our new Atlantian Assault sub will soon arrive to take it's place as our flag ship.

---

"Ah, excellent. Will come in handy when I have to recall all those names from people when holding court."
Arnaud smiled and turned to Tatiana who nodded at him.

"I do belief we are ready to be 'upgraded'."

---
Der Angst
07-10-2003, 11:00
"Unfortunately, we need to inform all The Resi Corp customers that The Resi Corporation is currently unable to deliver any products, due to the ongoing blockade (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77802), which is executed by a whole bunch (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=77805) of nations with the aim to wipe out (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=78526) The Resi Corp.

Have a nice day."

~ The Associates
Slagkattunger
07-10-2003, 11:51
ooc:- Since he has allies....I don't think the blockade worked..blantant assumption on your part Der Angst.

IC:- I can assure nations buying these products that the so called blockade isn't effective. Why I had a delievery of Resi Corporation news delivered from Resi Corporation today, If they couldn't stop that they can't stop your delieveries.
Vthnaar
07-10-2003, 11:54
ooc:- Since he has allies....I don't think the blockade worked..blantant assumption on your part Der Angst.

IC:- I can assure nations buying these products that the so called blockade isn't effective. Why I had a delievery of Resi Corporation news delivered from Resi Corporation today, If they couldn't stop that they can't stop your delieveries.

It doesn't matter how many allies one has in a blockade. They can't all be sitting at the blockade location waiting for someone to show up.
07-10-2003, 12:18
I am sure he will dpo something with my 8000 ravens
Vegana
07-10-2003, 12:22
ooc:- Since he has allies....I don't think the blockade worked..blantant assumption on your part Der Angst.

IC:- I can assure nations buying these products that the so called blockade isn't effective. Why I had a delievery of Resi Corporation news delivered from Resi Corporation today, If they couldn't stop that they can't stop your delieveries.

SlagKatt, I know you feel for the murderous enslaver of nations and people Resi. I also know some nation has asked us to show lenience to you as a favour. But I just want you to have one thing clear for you when you spread your propaganda and act against us. Do NOT knock if you don't want the door to open.
07-10-2003, 12:54
Uh guys... this is a shopfront thread, right? Wouldn't it be better to keep discussions of the war to war-based threads?
Vthnaar
07-10-2003, 12:55
Uh guys... this is a shopfront thread, right? Wouldn't it be better to keep discussions of the war to war-based threads?

How would people know he's blockaded if they only post here?
07-10-2003, 12:59
OOC: Fine, why not get every blockading nation to just post "We have blockaded the Resi Corporation", and leave it at that. Start a new thread for the discussion. There is no need for thread-jacking.
Vthnaar
07-10-2003, 13:00
OOC: Fine, why not get every blockading nation to just post "We have blockaded the Resi Corporation", and leave it at that. Start a new thread for the discussion. There is no need for thread-jacking.

He did that. Slugkatmugger claimed it wouldn't work, thus an argument arose.
07-10-2003, 13:01
Well, why not suggest it continues elsewhere? Anyway, I'm off before I become any more guilty of what I am complaining about in the first place...
07-10-2003, 17:09
I would like to purchase 10,000 of your Soro V2's. Thank you.

*wires money*