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Abetone's thought of the day!

21-09-2003, 00:02
This is were I will post a daily thought. Not very intelligent or thought provoking, but hey I thought it so have one of these.
21-09-2003, 00:20
My thought for today is "Why do people say hi or hello when instead they could just instead punch one another in the face." I mean really.
The Rabid Penguin
21-09-2003, 00:29
because... people um... generally want to... avoid pain?
21-09-2003, 17:27
What are you crazy, avoid pain, thats madness.
Cyberutopia
21-09-2003, 17:41
Um...because...they forgot their brass knuckles at home, and they don't want to hurt their fist, so when someone says "hello", they actually mean "oh, I forgot my brass knuckles, I'll be right back.". Understand?
imported_Pantera
21-09-2003, 17:50
Pantera's thoughts for the day:

" 'What am I gonna do about the beer?!'
'Fuck it, man. Have a bonghit. Just one little binger, to brighten up your day.' "
PCU

Or even:

"I am the punishment of God. Had you not sinned so much, God would not have sent me to punish you."
Genghis Khan, adressing the first christians he encountered

Or What about:
"The pleasures of a Mongol are to drive our enemies before us, sieze his lands, burn his fields, defeat and destroy him in everyway possible, and embrace his wives and daughters."
Genghis Khan

Yeah. Mine are way better.

"They've got the guns but, we've got the numbers. Gonna win yeah, we're, taking over... Come on..."
Jim Morrison, Five to One
21-09-2003, 18:15
My thought for the day, "All that glitters is not gold, but gold certainly does glitter...."

Jan Janson, gnomish turnip seller.
22-09-2003, 19:47
"If you have dreams, i will crush them" :D
Cyberutopia
22-09-2003, 22:44
And if you crush my dreams, I'll...I'll...*crys*
24-09-2003, 00:27
"When ever you get up you should immediately go back to sleep for the more sleep you get the more you learn"
27-09-2003, 02:28
"When ever you get up to walk you should think instead you could be sitting, just think about that."
Trailers
27-09-2003, 02:30
Our thought of the day:"Uhm.."
Isla de Penguinata
27-09-2003, 02:32
"The perseverence of the world depends upon those who are educated. The dumb simply slow the process, slowing human development, and slowing our capacity to learn as a whole."
27-09-2003, 19:32
"If hat's were alive, would still allow us to wear them", just put on a hat and think about that for awhile.
27-09-2003, 19:33
"Why me? Why not me?"
Cyberutopia
27-09-2003, 20:15
Kain, TG.
29-09-2003, 01:14
"A good way to remember something is to write it down on paper, but a bad way to remember something is to write it in dead corpses for if someone was to see the bodies the would probably take one for them selves."
Sketch
29-09-2003, 01:17
To be releashed from the clutches of mortality is the ultimate form of enlightenment.
29-09-2003, 01:18
Why do idiots spam the boards with stupid stuff from AIM bios?

Take it to fucking general forum please.

note: idiot=abetone

The rest of your stuff was cool, his was unreferenced plagarism, and stupid content at that.
29-09-2003, 19:57
Man i hate f***ing unwanted geusts, no one asked you to comment on my stuff so get the h*** out and don't come back you little b****. :P

I never asked for comments on my thoughts and notes so if you could never post here agian, sounds good.
29-09-2003, 21:21
Note how i dont care what you think Abetone, whilst you are obviously insecure enough to let a random person on the internet piss you off. How pathetic.
30-09-2003, 02:02
Derieties you are just another little hypocrite, first you come on my forum and call me an idiot and insult my posts, then I tell you to leave and never come back and you come back and say you don't care what I think which is obviously a lie or other wise you wouldn't have said anything back, where I would obviously read it. A**hole!
30-09-2003, 19:55
Note how i dont care what you think Abetone, whilst you are obviously insecure enough to let a random person on the internet piss you off. How pathetic.

On the other hand, moron, you've already proven yourself to be enough of a prick to make a post saying that this whole thread (Which was for humor's sake only, idiot. You seemed to have overlooked that obvious fact) is a bunch of "unreferenced plagarism". How the hell is a thought of the day plagarism? There have been hundreds of different people and places who sponser a "thought of the day". Do a google search for those four words and have a look, you vapid bastard.
30-09-2003, 21:40
Settle down people.
30-09-2003, 21:53
Note how i dont care what you think Abetone, whilst you are obviously insecure enough to let a random person on the internet piss you off. How pathetic.

On the other hand, moron, you've already proven yourself to be enough of a prick to make a post saying that this whole thread (Which was for humor's sake only, idiot. You seemed to have overlooked that obvious fact) is a bunch of "unreferenced plagarism". How the hell is a thought of the day plagarism? There have been hundreds of different people and places who sponser a "thought of the day". Do a google search for those four words and have a look, you vapid bastard.

BURN!

Rionero = 1
Derieties = 0
02-10-2003, 02:08
I haven't really had the time to post any of my thoughts because first I had to shut up that basterd, then I have been busy playing battlefield so for anyone who actually reads this post sorry for the delay. I will be back to my daily thoughts tomorrow.
02-10-2003, 19:51
I haven't really had the time to post any of my thoughts because first I had to shut up that basterd, then I have been busy playing battlefield so for anyone who actually reads this post sorry for the delay. I will be back to my daily thoughts tomorrow.

Hey, shutting up the bastard was my doing.

But you are the one with the thoughts, so we're even.
02-10-2003, 20:39
Rionero, you did not shut me up, that was my trip. and for the record, I was referring to the thoughts he was using, ive heard them in hundreds of places. Im off, have fun with your little thread, for it is a waste of my time. Oh, and TAKE IT TO THE FUCKING GENERAL FORUM.
02-10-2003, 21:34
Rionero, you did not shut me up, that was my trip. and for the record, I was referring to the thoughts he was using, ive heard them in hundreds of places. Im off, have fun with your little thread, for it is a waste of my time. Oh, and TAKE IT TO THE f--- GENERAL FORUM.

Give me a source for some of these quotes. I'd like to know where and who came up with them. You know, if you aren't pulling that all out of your ass.

As for you leaving, it only cements the fact that you were completely and utterly shut up by yours truly.
03-10-2003, 00:13
I haven't really had the time to post any of my thoughts because first I had to shut up that basterd, then I have been busy playing battlefield so for anyone who actually reads this post sorry for the delay. I will be back to my daily thoughts tomorrow.

Hey, shutting up the bastard was my doing.

But you are the one with the thoughts, so we're even.

Yes, Rionero I give you big props yo, for telling that little biotch what is what around here.
03-10-2003, 00:23
"Whenever you shoot and kill someone why does it feel like you are supposed to shoot their dead carcass and hump their body in the manor of just crouching up and down real fast."
05-10-2003, 03:01
"Instead of throwing away your trash you should instead eat it for it will give you much needed garbage vitamins to grow the third eye that every one is supposed to have."
08-10-2003, 22:40
Sorry no more daily thoughts I recently had brain surgery and can no longer think.........then how am I thinking about this post......... awww my brain hurt. :shock: :shock:
18-10-2003, 00:26
Me thoughts are back and i will posting my daily thoughts again, also because apparantly someone was reading them ...(cough-Rionero-cough) sorry about that. Well anyway here is my thought today,

"Why do people think that the sun is their best freind,when all of a sudden you get skin cancer and they still praise the sun"

:idea: Just think about it :idea:
21-10-2003, 01:06
"When they sky is gray, then it is a good day. That could mean many things, so you decide what is best for you."

What it means to me is when the sky is gray I have good day!!!
03-11-2003, 18:55
Yay ,today is the day when you are supposed to say, howdy to the guy who comes from the west who meets the woman from the east and have a baby they name simon the middle man. Who has a imprtant job to save the eastings buildings from the western fires. He is angery so run away when you see the sands of the wise, rise up and combine with the rain monster who is most commonly known as Rainy the Horrible.

Learn from simons mistakes! :shock:
07-11-2003, 22:32
This is my nation's theme song:

song in high voice "Set all the hippies on fire" emphasize fire

song in low voice "Set all the hippies on fire" emphasize fire

And repeat until it gets annoying, which could be as soon as you say set.
07-11-2003, 23:58
"even if God doesn't exist, he's still around to smite you."
11-11-2003, 17:28
Oh you know it, and if you don't get to learning of it.
14-11-2003, 22:50
That's a big 10-4 good buddy, now lets go eat the pie under the tree of shame in the corner of eastings and 44th street. And don't tell anyone that i told you this but 5 people don't equal 3 Jews and two socks filled with ketchup, except if the monster that doesn't like to scare yells "its all good on the east side baabbbbbbby" , so remember that at the next swapping! :D
14-11-2003, 22:50
That's a big 10-4 good buddy, now lets go eat the pie under the tree of shame in the corner of eastings and 44th street. And don't tell anyone that i told you this but 5 people don't equal 3 Jews and two socks filled with ketchup, except if the monster that doesn't like to scare yells "its all good on the east side baabbbbbbby" , so remember that at the next swapping! :D
17-11-2003, 03:03
Hitler had a good idea! :P
20-11-2003, 23:24
I don't know what I meant by that but it sounds good so I will repeat myself!

Hitler had a great idea! He knew how to get a genocidal party started :P :P
21-11-2003, 08:13
Sucker us in with uncredited wit then show your true anti-semitic agenda, willya?! Why I oughta box your ears you amniotic swinebarrel!
21-11-2003, 21:49
Sucker us in with uncredited wit then show your true anti-semitic agenda, willya?! Why I oughta box your ears you amniotic swinebarrel!

I simply said that to get someone to respond to the phrase "Hitler had a good idea!" and you sir are the first ,congratulations :!:
21-11-2003, 22:33
"Destiny is effected by choice"

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease"
25-11-2003, 03:08
Why does the sky tell me secrets?....Oh that's not the sky that's my older yet funnier, man friend. He has this problem with be talking and disobeying orders so I be quiet now. :shock: "Ouchy".
27-11-2003, 04:44
You know dem dere Jews day be pissin with me shit, I want yous to take care of dem dere Jews bastards, capesse.

MISSION RECEIVED! Over out says the rabbi.
29-11-2003, 19:12
Why are Jew jokes so hilarious? If anyone knows the answer please tell me!

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01-12-2003, 02:16
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02-12-2003, 21:07
Hey Now! Ultra jesus who you think you is getting big with son, i'll destory you just the Romans, except with more dradel spinning fun, you dig. :P :P :P :P
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02-12-2003, 22:36
your dumb!
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27-12-2003, 19:16
what was with that ultra jesus guy, he frightens me! a go hide the kids,Bubba go get the shotgun from under the moose and Joey go get the beastand we are all going to hide in the cellar from wizard of oz so it will break apon anything toching the handle. But why dont we just go have some sandwiches and call it a day! :P
30-12-2003, 22:35
La la la, la , la la, i'ma gonna do the damn thing!