CNN Report: Nike-related killings [Open RP] [A must read!]
In the last couple of days, numerous public murders have happened at seemingly random places for no reason. Until now, no one realized what they had in common. A total of 14 teenagers have been shot and killed either in the mall or on their way home from the mall. What did they all have in common? Witnesses say they all had purchased the same shoes from the Nike shoe store. We at CNN are half surprised kids even bought these $2500.00 Nike Mercurys, but I guess that's the price you pay with gang activity these days.
In other news....
ooc: hehehe, just thought I'd bring a lil more Jen Gov't Capitalizm to the game ;)
Heh. Is this gonna continue? An RP about Jenny Govt., that might be interesting...
Someone just finished the rather good book known as Jennifer Goverment.
CNN Report: Supplemental:
In tie with the Nike-Related Killings, we would like to release that the killings took place among the following areas:
Melbourne, Australlia
Los Angeles, CA
New York City, NY
Portland, OR
London, England
Houston, TX
Chicago, IL
And several other places report unconfirmed Nike Mercury-related killings.
OOC: Anyone who is related to/owns those areas is more than welcome to RP an investigation... also, anyone else is welcome to :)
Someone just finished the rather good book known as Jennifer Goverment.OOC: Almost, It kicks butt so far :) I'm on page 235
CNN Report: Supplimental:
Several deliveries have been made from Raysia to NikeTown, mainly consisting of military equipment and airplanes for the now independant Capitalizt nation of NikeTown. We do not beleive they are in alliance in any way, we are merely pointing out that NT has made several purchases from them.
CNN Report, Supplimental:
In other news, the now independant corporate nation of NikeTown, has been receiving more and more military equipment. We can't possibly guess why they would need this, but reports have come in of Bombers and fighters being delivered to their military base, and people are seeing many long trains of military vehicles entering the nation. Who knows what they could be planning, but as of right now, I'd say they're powerful enough to take on a small nation with ease.
In a related story, The Nike Mercury Killings have been traced to the NRA. We are still looking into this, but as of yet, we have no idea what is going on, or why the NRA would be involved.
Slutbum Wallah
19-09-2003, 22:26
OOC: Well, it was only a matter of time...
:lol: