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I need some free weapons please

16-09-2003, 14:30
MY ONLY WEAPONS I HAVE IS THIS I NEED MUCH MORE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASE HELP BY DONATING FREE WEAPONS AND MEN THANKS
SO FAR I HAVE AT LEAST 2 BILLION POPULATION TO SUPPORT MY MILITARY PLANES AND TANKS STILL NEED MORE DONATIONS I WILL MAKE EACH DONTATOR A KING OF A SMALL PART OF KANSAS WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD IF U DONT HELP ILL KILL YOU!!!


Fighter/Attack
100 X F-35A JSF
133 F-4 Phantom II
30 F/A-18 Hornet
16 F/A-18E Super Hornet
69 F-15 Eagle
70 F-16 Fighting Falcon
72 F/A-22 Raptor
1,206 FU-29K Scorpion UCAVs
670 F-33B Phoenix
706 F-27 Haste Fighter
220 F-31X Cyclone
120 Su-34
3 F-5 Tigers
2 F-100 Super Sabres

Attack
200 F-117A NightHawk
22 AV-8B Harriers
520 A-4X Skyhawk IIs
70 AC-130U Spectre
2 AC-130H Spectre
9 MC-130 Combat Talon
564 A-10 Thunderbolt II
2 A-14
210 A-36B Mustang

Fighter-Bomber
5 F-111F Aardvark
900 PRN-1

Bomber
314 B-2 Spirit
76 B-1B Lancer
20 B-52 Stratofortress
Helicopters
300 AH-220 Sea Lions
20 AH-1Z Super Cobra
10 AH-6/MH-6 Little Bird
10 OH-6 Defender
280 AH-64 Apaches
480 AH-64D Longbow
60 RAH-66 Commanche
20 UH-60 Blackhawk
26 MH-66 Triton
370 UH-1A1 Super Huey
333 AH-3 Viper
10 SH-65A Dolphin
24 CH-54B Skycranes
40 UH-60 BlackHawk
2 CH-47 Chinook
Cargo/utility
50 C-5 Galaxys
80 C-13 JackRabbit
20 C-141
24 C-17 Globemaster
94 C-130H Hercules
20 C-27J Spartans
18 KC-10 Extenders
8 KC-135 Stratotankers
20 CV-22 Ospreys
1 C-27J Spartan
1 C-10 XB-GRST Heavy Transport/Tanker
1 P-3 Orion

Vehicles
112 MT-280
300 ST-280
24 LAV-III Mk2 Light Tanks
36 M113 APC
638 M-2 Bradleys w/ TOW
290 M-6 Linebacker
70 M-2 w/ Hellfire Systems
142 M-3 Bradleys w/ TOW Infantry
50 M-3 w/ Hellfire systems
412 TR-01 VelociRaptor tanks
448 TR-02 SabreTooth tanks
120 T-1 Scorpion Main Battle Tank
1,644 M1A2
115 assorted main battle tanks equal or greater to M1A2
220 assorted light/medium tanks
701 M-48 CHAPPRAL Mobile SAM Launchers
680 M270 MLRS Rocket Artilery
100 M-163A1 Vulcan Air Defense Systems
40 105mm Towed Guns (towed by 40 MO Technicals w/ .50 cal MG)
80 M189 155mm Howitzers
102 M109 155mm Paladin Mobile Artillery
4 V-9 155mm Moblie Artillery
400 MO Technicals
85 AVENGER hummers
100 HELLFIRE hummers
745 hummers w/ .50 cal MG + TOW
27 XB-FAB Fast Assualt Buggys
240 Stryker 105mm
46 Stryker ADATS SAM
145 Stryker 125mm
222 Stryker APC
22 Stryker Recon Vehicle
41 Stryker Mortar Carrier
10 Stryker Command Vehicle
30 Stryker Engineer Squad Vehicle
120 Stryker Medical Evacuation Vehicle
81 Stryker Anti-Tank Guided Missle System
2 NBC Recon Vehicle
40 XB-FAV Fast Attack Vehicles

Misc
48 Triton SLBM
500 SS-N-22(F) Cruise Missles
500 A-19 cruise missles
50 SS-N-33 Sunburn Cruise Missles
3,000 Tomahawk Cruise Missles
20 BX-10 Penetrators
20 SS-N-33 Sunburn nuclear tipped cruise missles
24 A-19 nuclear tipped cruise missles
1,000 VD01 Magneto EMP Missile
304 Minuteman III Nuclear tipped ICBMsw/ 10 MIRV warheds each
20 spare 200kt Nuclear warheads
200 VD03 Electra EMP Warheads
10 SS-N-33 Sunburn Missles w/nukes
40 ALMV/ASAT missiles
220 M-99 Mulit-mount Missile Syste
2 Hyperion Class Rigid Airship
Der Angst
16-09-2003, 14:34
I need some cruise missiles and sams would be nice and a few modern tanks, apcs and modern jets. I will pay u back with 5% intrest in a few years (days)

As i said in another thread:

BUILD YOUR OWN!
16-09-2003, 14:37
I'll give you 100 used F-22s with loaded with missiles and fuel, free for now , but u gotta pay $100million each for them in 1 week real time

And you can have 2 Arleigh Burke Class Destroyers, loaded with enough M-9 pitols for every crewman and 40 M-16s, 60 M-4s 4 M246 and 2 M240 machines guns all for only $200million each if you can pay 6million now and the rest in 1 week
16-09-2003, 14:39
I dont have enough time to make my own!!
Ill agree to your terms please hurry I also need some tanks please.
Der Angst
16-09-2003, 14:40
I dont have enough time to make my own!!
Ill agree to your terms please hurry I also need some tanks please.

Perhaps it should be noted that your 5mio. people aren`t naked...

As a matter of fact, they DO have appropriate weaponery for whatever timeline you`re in...
16-09-2003, 14:42
Yes I have plenty of regular guns for my army and M-60 tanks but my planes are only vietnam era
Falastur
16-09-2003, 15:06
Yes I have plenty of regular guns for my army and M-60 tanks but my planes are only vietnam era

um...i thought so said you wanted tanks??

*is a little confused*
16-09-2003, 15:31
He said modern tanks, If you want some NEW M-1A2s from me You can have up to 200 if you pay $4million each (to be paid later) plus a $5 million up front finders fee.
Dontgonearthere
16-09-2003, 15:36
Well, have 10 GC13 Cruise Missiles, were taking them out of service because theyre unlucky :wink:
Omz222
16-09-2003, 15:38
"Buy it using your own money."

~Random Omzian Citizen
16-09-2003, 15:43
I will take the tanks and the missiles thank you! Shut up omzz2232 i dont have the money yet!
Dontgonearthere
16-09-2003, 15:44
NIce, all I ask up front is $400 for shipping.
Omz222
16-09-2003, 15:46
I will take the tanks and the missiles thank you! Shut up omzz2232 i dont have the money yet!
1. Don't flame
2. Just wait. How could we know that you are going to use the weapons to invade an innicent nation?
16-09-2003, 15:46
he attacked me first.
and ill give you 2 the moneys you need up front.
16-09-2003, 16:03
Hey

I will give you 10 of my new tanks you were commenting about.

The FT-9's will be ferried to you.
02-12-2003, 04:34
i still need more
02-12-2003, 11:57
How do you make your own military?
imported_Celeborne
02-12-2003, 12:00
Why should we help you take over the world again ????
Lapse
02-12-2003, 12:04
umm, has it come to anybodies attention that somehow a september nation has 2 billion people and is planning to take over the world. Considering that his/her population is only 406 million and his economy is developing...

Is it just me or is this incredibly n00bish

If it is just me and nobody else agrees, here have a peashooter. It comes in your choice of colors, pink, or purple. ONLY ONE THOUGH!!
02-12-2003, 12:04
I NEED MUCH MORE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

I WILL MAKE EACH DONTATOR A KING OF A SMALL PART OF KANSAS WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD

IF U DONT HELP ILL KILL YOU!!!


Judging by those remarks, the Vortex Corporation has officially listed the nation of AIan as a threat to the international preservation of peace. Due to that listing, the Vortex Corporation will consider going to war with anybody selling arms to this nation through this particular channel. Any nation doing so would clearly agree with the intentions of AIan to take over the world.

Also, the Vortex Corporation states it will not aid AIan or their cause in any way, and kindly invites AIan to try and 'kill' us, though we hope, for their sakes, that they will reconsider attacking a nation three times their size, six times their experience, and nine times their knowledge.

We repeat again: we urge all nations reading this to abstain from selling these warmongers weaponry. The sale of weapons would clearly give this warmonger nation the capacity to wage war, and he already has the intention to do so.

Thank you for your time,

==============================

The Vortex Corporation Daiamid Council
Corporate Coalition
Templar Alliance
CENNA
SATO
WTE
SFN

”We bring new worlds to Life”
imported_Celeborne
02-12-2003, 12:05
umm, has it come to anybodies attention that somehow a september nation has 2 billion people and is planning to take over the world. Considering that his/her population is only 406 million and his economy is developing...

Is it just me or is this incredibly n00bish

If it is just me and nobody else agrees, here have a peashooter. It comes in your choice of colors, pink, or purple. ONLY ONE THOUGH!!

I noticed that as well, but by the time I got back from seeing if he was a resurected nation you had already posted.

I think we may need to issue a full scale, code red, n00b alert.
02-12-2003, 12:06
I think we may need to issue a full scale, code red, n00b alert.

See my post on previous page
02-12-2003, 12:06
Problem: Your caps key is broken

Solution: Buy new keyboard
imported_Celeborne
02-12-2003, 12:07
I NEED MUCH MORE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

I WILL MAKE EACH DONTATOR A KING OF A SMALL PART OF KANSAS WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD

IF U DONT HELP ILL KILL YOU!!!


Judging by those remarks, the Vortex Corporation has officially listed the nation of AIan as a threat to the international preservation of peace. Due to that listing, the Vortex Corporation will consider going to war with anybody selling arms to this nation through this particular channel. Any nation doing so would clearly agree with the intentions of AIan to take over the world.

Also, the Vortex Corporation states it will not aid AIan or their cause in any way, and kindly invites AIan to try and 'kill' us, though we hope, for their sakes, that they will reconsider attacking a nation three times their size, six times their experience, and nine times their knowledge.

We repeat again: we urge all nations reading this to abstain from selling these warmongers weaponry. The sale of weapons would clearly give this warmonger nation the capacity to wage war, and he already has the intention to do so.

Thank you for your time,

==============================

The Vortex Corporation Daiamid Council
Corporate Coalition
Templar Alliance
CENNA
SATO
WTE
SFN

”We bring new worlds to Life”

***Offical notice from Celeboren***

We stand by the words of Vortex .
You may add our armies to yours Vortex, should it come to military conflict.
Lapse
02-12-2003, 12:07
umm, has it come to anybodies attention that somehow a september nation has 2 billion people and is planning to take over the world. Considering that his/her population is only 406 million and his economy is developing...

Is it just me or is this incredibly n00bish

If it is just me and nobody else agrees, here have a peashooter. It comes in your choice of colors, pink, or purple. ONLY ONE THOUGH!!

I noticed that as well, but by the time I got back from seeing if he was a resurected nation you had already posted.

I think we may need to issue a full scale, code red, n00b alert.

*smashes glass to emergency n00b defense kit*

*recalls peashooter*
02-12-2003, 12:08
The Vortex Corporation thanks their long time allies and friends in Celeborne, and awaits the reply of AIan

==============================

The Vortex Corporation Daiamid Council
Corporate Coalition
Templar Alliance
CENNA
SATO
WTE
SFN

”We bring new worlds to Life”
02-12-2003, 12:08
You need weapons look around ther's bound to be some rocks and pointy sticks. :wink:
Lapse
02-12-2003, 12:09
Also, the Vortex Corporation states it will not aid AIan or their cause in any way, and kindly invites AIan to try and 'kill' us, though we hope, for their sakes, that they will reconsider attacking a nation three times their size, six times their experience, and nine times their knowledge.



You forgot to mention 1,000,000 times their intelligence
02-12-2003, 12:11
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD PLEASE HELP
Being a long time reader, but having only posted recently, I'll keep it brief.
Ahem.

Ahem.
HAAAA~ HA HA HA HA HA...
Nearly as good as the Mach 15 submarines.
02-12-2003, 12:24
Hey! I'm going to conquer the world before you, how dare you claim to try to do it first, and get aid from these other nations? Appaling! But it doesn't matter, for we'll beat you to it... *starts to quietly say* when we've built up a large enough money... *goes to a whisper* when we've actually developed enough weapons to supply our troops... *goes back to shouting* But mark my words, when our conquest begins, YOU will be the first to fall, AIan!
03-12-2003, 04:14
Tolaphata hahaha you are puny and weak, not a worthy oppent to the AIan. FACE IT ALL OF YOU WILL PERISH IF YOU DO NOT HELP. DONATE WEAPONS NOW AND I ASSURE YOU YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE WILL LIVE OUT A LONG LIFE OF HAPPINESS, OTHERWISE YOU WILL LIVE IN HORROR AND PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!
03-12-2003, 04:48
Why should we help you take over the world again ???? um cuz I'll kill you if you don't.... :roll:
03-12-2003, 04:56
Tolaphata hahaha you are puny and weak, not a worthy oppent to the AIan. FACE IT ALL OF YOU WILL PERISH IF YOU DO NOT HELP. DONATE WEAPONS NOW AND I ASSURE YOU YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE WILL LIVE OUT A LONG LIFE OF HAPPINESS, OTHERWISE YOU WILL LIVE IN HORROR AND PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!

Hold on. My people. Live in happiness? Blasphemy! Now I know I must eliminate you, and take your country and rule it with terror, and toy with them like the little playthings they are!
Dontgonearthere
03-12-2003, 05:04
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The black spot is you.
03-12-2003, 08:04
*looks back and forth* ... I claim the land of the lost country AIan as my own!
03-12-2003, 08:11
The Most Holy Principality of Roania, its empire, and its major companies are all most interested in this. We are willing to provide you with these weapons... all we ask in return is that your nation join the empire, your president makes sweet love to a monkey (we will provide the monkey), you abolish fully representative democracy in whatever form it takes, and than your people hand over all their worldy possessions.

After which, you will all be reprogrammed into suboids, to serve the Principality.
Roania
03-12-2003, 08:22
*looks back and forth* ... I claim the land of the lost country AIan as my own!

And while you are moving your people there... I'll just watch your land for you.
Fyreheart
03-12-2003, 08:24
Prime Minister Hurst thinks you're stupid.
Roania
03-12-2003, 08:26
The Most Holy Principality of Roania, its empire, and its major companies are all most interested in this. We are willing to provide you with these weapons... all we ask in return is that your nation join the empire, your president makes sweet love to a monkey (we will provide the monkey), you abolish fully representative democracy in whatever form it takes, and than your people hand over all their worldy possessions.

After which, you will all be reprogrammed into suboids, to serve the Principality.

Oops.

And Fyreheart, watch who you're calling stupid, stupid. (Sounds like Major Major, for some reason. Anyone see that?)
Fyreheart
03-12-2003, 08:28
And Fyreheart, watch who you're calling stupid, stupid. (Sounds like Major Major, for some reason. Anyone see that?)

Not you. AIan, or whatever his name is. Sorry for the mixup. Shoulda clarified.
VerDa-An
03-12-2003, 08:39
FACE IT ALL OF YOU WILL PERISH IF YOU DO NOT HELP. DONATE WEAPONS NOW AND I ASSURE YOU YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE WILL LIVE OUT A LONG LIFE OF HAPPINESS, OTHERWISE YOU WILL LIVE IN HORROR AND PAIN AND SUFFERING!!!
I'll give you some axes... for free... but you have to come personally to accept the donation. (Grins, sharpens battle axe).
-ZarIn, current High Chief of the VerDa-An
Oh, and a message from our officer of complaints:
"KAOS!!! KILL, KRUSH, DESTROY!! FUN!!! GRAAZZ LIKE WAR."
-graazz the immortal
If you have any complaints about the VerDa-An, speak with him!
03-12-2003, 10:40
(OOC: (if this is even being considered RP at this point) Whoops, those Zacorphia posts were meant to be done under this, not used to the whole 'multiple user name' deal on message boards.)

While I appreciate Roania's offer, MY land is mine, and all mine! No one else may get on it unless they're OK with me, and your army most certainly isn't! *sends a few thousand troops to AIan's ruins*
Roania
03-12-2003, 10:42
"Oh. So, we're to call of our troops because you don't want us there? Okay!"

<That's what it would be like in a perfect world.>




<Sadly, this isn't a perfect world>

"Our armed forces are bigger than your entire population. Drop and give me 50!"
03-12-2003, 11:29
Never! We will not back down, and if that means we have to take you down, we will, along with everyone else in this world!

*... it seems that the Emperor of Tolaphata is either extremely brave, or incredibly stupid. Most likely the latter.*
VerDa-An
03-12-2003, 19:12
Never! We will not back down, and if that means we have to take you down, we will, along with everyone else in this world!

*... it seems that the Emperor of Tolaphata is either extremely brave, or incredibly stupid. Most likely the latter.*
(Laughs) "Oh well, at least he's probably smarter than my officer of complaints..."
-ZarIn (This is not an official statement. Don't tell graazz!)
04-12-2003, 04:06
Dontevengothere you are retarded why would you nuke yourself, which is what you must have done since you didn't launch any missiles nor were you able to penetrate our airspace with bombers, If you were to launch missiles they would be shot down, that is of course if you could find us, which you cannot , our headquaters is in a region of thousands of nations hidden from world view. You are ignored for godmodding thank you, go away.
The Zoogie People
04-12-2003, 04:15
Judging by those remarks, the Vortex Corporation has officially listed the nation of AIan as a threat to the international preservation of peace. Due to that listing, the Vortex Corporation will consider going to war with anybody selling arms to this nation through this particular channel. Any nation doing so would clearly agree with the intentions of AIan to take over the world.

I agree, but I will not go to war, due to the size of your army.

Geez, you've got pretty advanced planes and then...133 F-4's?? Never mind that, but you have 200 F-117's and 314 B-2's. Yet you're still asking for donations. Hm. Consider that the USAF has roughly 117 F-17's, and your B-2 force is nearly 16 times the planned USAF force...I don't think you need donations at all.

This was merely a comment, I haven't read the second page yet...so if this is an RP I will be unable to join.
Jeruselem
04-12-2003, 04:21
We could donate 1 Jericho IV ICBM in an airbust explosion, but we won't.
The Zoogie People
04-12-2003, 04:33
Make sweet love the monkeys???

LOL.
imported_Buckaro
16-12-2003, 17:50
I NEED MUCH MORE TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD

I WILL MAKE EACH DONTATOR A KING OF A SMALL PART OF KANSAS WHEN I TAKE OVER THE WORLD

IF U DONT HELP ILL KILL YOU!!!


Judging by those remarks, the Vortex Corporation has officially listed the nation of AIan as a threat to the international preservation of peace. Due to that listing, the Vortex Corporation will consider going to war with anybody selling arms to this nation through this particular channel. Any nation doing so would clearly agree with the intentions of AIan to take over the world.

Also, the Vortex Corporation states it will not aid AIan or their cause in any way, and kindly invites AIan to try and 'kill' us, though we hope, for their sakes, that they will reconsider attacking a nation three times their size, six times their experience, and nine times their knowledge.

We repeat again: we urge all nations reading this to abstain from selling these warmongers weaponry. The sale of weapons would clearly give this warmonger nation the capacity to wage war, and he already has the intention to do so.

Thank you for your time,

==============================

The Vortex Corporation Daiamid Council
Corporate Coalition
Templar Alliance
CENNA
SATO
WTE
SFN

”We bring new worlds to Life”
I agree, i register my support(OOC:i should be loged in as Hotdogs2 but cant be arsed)
I wont attack those who sell to AIan only those who give away high expense equipment unless it is to be used for defence. Also if this nation says that its attacking all nations that dont help then i will ignore as will most other nations on ns.