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Normack executes the Pope

Normack
11-09-2003, 20:23
Although Normack has always been a heavily atheist nation the Pope recently decided to tour this nation in the hope of bringing wonder to the few catholic towns in Normack and hopefully foster a new uprising in the faith.

Once he had arrived he began to visit these small towns and enjoyed the attention of many Normackian's along his route. They all came to gaze in wonder at this holy man, the likes of which had not been seen in over 400 years. Things were indeed looking good for the Pope's quest

But upon reviewing a 407 year old law named "Protection from the holy", created after a series of attacks on political targets (including The Nations capital) by a group a christen fanatics, it was discovered that his activities were highly illegal. Normackian peacekeepers arrived at his temporary residence at around 2:35 AM, where they proceeded to drag him from his bed, strip him naked, and then shot a single bullet through his skull. The peacekeepers quickly left leaving behind the Pope's crumpled body where it fell, where it still lies... untouched... nearly 10 hours later

Viva El Normack!
Sirocco
11-09-2003, 20:27
Such viciousness! Normack how could you do that to an old man? :o
Syskeyia
11-09-2003, 21:05
Nope. Saw the Pope depart for Slovakia today. He's not dead.

In Christ,

Isaiah Hwin-ka
Syskeyian Ambassador to the Holy See
Citta di Vaticano

Hmm... the Pope's transport went from the Vatican to Slovakia.
Didn't even get near Normack

Random Survelliance Officer at Syskeyia's military HQ

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia
The Mindset
11-09-2003, 21:17
Thank you for the location information.

*Secretly arranges a special forces assasination*
Mintar
11-09-2003, 21:20
::boredly condemns the actions of the "evil" nations as usual::
Syskeyia
11-09-2003, 21:22
Thank you for the location information.

*Secretly arranges a special forces assasination*

*intel forces find out your little plot, inform pope, secretly form special forces team to kill assasins* :D

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia
Sketch
11-09-2003, 21:26
I think some good 'ol carpet bombing is in order.........that old man is notoriously hard to kill. :P
Although, if you should fail, he'll always forgive you.......right before you are executed. :twisted:
Normack
11-09-2003, 22:52
Such viciousness! Normack how could you do that to an old man? :o

"twas the law"

-Normackian leader of peace
Normack
11-09-2003, 22:53
Nope. Saw the Pope depart for Slovakia today. He's not dead.

In Christ,

Isaiah Hwin-ka
Syskeyian Ambassador to the Holy See
Citta di Vaticano

Hmm... the Pope's transport went from the Vatican to Slovakia.
Didn't even get near Normack

Random Survelliance Officer at Syskeyia's military HQ

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

"glad to see that you have already replaced him"

-Normackian head council
Syskeyia
11-09-2003, 23:13
Syskeyia
11-09-2003, 23:14
Syskeyia
11-09-2003, 23:15
"glad to see that you have already replaced him"

-Normackian head council

Nope. John Paul II, the Pope who was elected back in 1978, is still alive and remains Pontifex Maximus.
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/09/11/pope.slovakia/long.pope.ap.jpg

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia
Holy Latin Empire
11-09-2003, 23:24
(Double post deleted)
Holy Latin Empire
11-09-2003, 23:24
Adds Normack to the "Terrorist State" list.
Omz222
11-09-2003, 23:29
Our leaders laughed hard when they heard about this false news.

Please, don't try to fool the world again, Normack.

Foreign Affairs Ministry
Vegana
12-09-2003, 00:01
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/09/11/pope.slovakia/long.pope.ap.jpg



Look at this picture and say he is alive again... I am not so sure... I am sure I can se almost invisible lines coming from the arms of his mummified body going up to the puppeteers :twisted:
12-09-2003, 00:04
Catholism is evil, convert to Yevonism!


http://www.projectbag.com/gto/thumbs/urumi01_t.jpg
Queen Mary Rene Mythas Asha-Corrino I
Beloved Empress of Mishakal
The Sacred Imperium of Mishakal
Syskeyia
12-09-2003, 00:14
Catholism is evil, convert to Yevonism!


http://www.projectbag.com/gto/thumbs/urumi01_t.jpg
Queen Mary Rene Mythas Asha-Corrino I
Beloved Empress of Mishakal
The Sacred Imperium of Mishakal

No.

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia
Holy Latin Empire
12-09-2003, 00:15
Normack embassy put on terrorist watch status under authority of Holy Latin Church with approval of Emperor.
Western Asia
12-09-2003, 00:22
A Message is Sent from WA to Normack
"We kindly refuse to participate in your delusion."

:D
12-09-2003, 00:25
Hmm, maybe this might be the next theme of the big NS war, the last one was elves, this one might be about destroying God. Shesh, what would be after that?
12-09-2003, 00:59
Hmm, maybe this might be the next theme of the big NS war, the last one was elves, this one might be about destroying God. Shesh, what would be after that?

Destroying the Devil.
Normack
12-09-2003, 01:26
"glad to see that you have already replaced him"

-Normackian head council

Nope. John Paul II, the Pope who was elected back in 1978, is still alive and remains Pontifex Maximus.
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/09/11/pope.slovakia/long.pope.ap.jpg

God bless,

The Republic of Syskeyia

:roll: I am Talking about a NS Pope :roll:
NuMetal
12-09-2003, 01:47
Well I'm glad its apparantly not the Catholic pope,but murdering any innocent old man is just wrong
Normack
12-09-2003, 01:56
"It wasn't murder, it was justice"

-Normackian Minister of truth
Pantocratoria
12-09-2003, 10:14
If you want to murder an NS Pope... there's a country called the True Holy See whose leader calls himself Pope Pious XIV. Pantocratoria's own Emperor Andreus I was recently excommunicated by this villain for calling him an antipope (since he is clearly an imposter and not the real Pope).

Pantocratoria doesn't support terrorism or assassination... but if one WAS to be looking for a Pope to kill...

:twisted:
Xerath
12-09-2003, 12:30
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/09/11/pope.slovakia/long.pope.ap.jpg
For a minute there, I thought they'd propped up Strom Thurmond's corpse in a chair.
Wombat News
12-09-2003, 12:34
Wombat News Report: Pope to "Get Medieval" on Normack (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=70431)

:D

WN
Teritora
12-09-2003, 19:02
Catholism is evil, convert to Yevonism!


http://www.projectbag.com/gto/thumbs/urumi01_t.jpg
Queen Mary Rene Mythas Asha-Corrino I
Beloved Empress of Mishakal
The Sacred Imperium of Mishakal

Teritorans all over look at that statement and fall over laughing and rolling on the ground then go to prayer for the souls of the Mishakalians that they might one day see the light.
12-09-2003, 19:13
The CoVar Corporation would like to offer it's Corporate Services of Assassination to all those willing to hire out our hitmen.

CoVar Corporate Board of Directors
12-09-2003, 19:37
Although Normack has always been a heavily atheist nation the Pope recently decided to tour this nation in the hope of bringing wonder to the few catholic towns in Normack and hopefully foster a new uprising in the faith.

Once he had arrived he began to visit these small towns and enjoyed the attention of many Normackian's along his route. They all came to gaze in wonder at this holy man, the likes of which had not been seen in over 400 years. Things were indeed looking good for the Pope's quest

But upon reviewing a 407 year old law named "Protection from the holy", created after a series of attacks on political targets (including The Nations capital) by a group a christen fanatics, it was discovered that his activities were highly illegal. Normackian peacekeepers arrived at his temporary residence at around 2:35 AM, where they proceeded to drag him from his bed, strip him naked, and then shot a single bullet through his skull. The peacekeepers quickly left leaving behind the Pope's crumpled body where it fell, where it still lies... untouched... nearly 10 hours later

Viva El Normack!


You've got our full respect Normack 8) , you dared doing what we should have done a long time ago ! but time is not over ! there are other popes, and as soon as one visits our lands, we'll err....welcome him like he should be...old or not :wink:
Phoebos
12-09-2003, 19:44
The Dominion of Phoebos congratulates Normack in its removal of another annoying cult leader.

-Adjunct Ki'Toh
-First Secretary to the Phoebian Primus
Pantocratoria
12-09-2003, 19:46
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/09/11/pope.slovakia/long.pope.ap.jpg
For a minute there, I thought they'd propped up Strom Thurmond's corpse in a chair.
Sheesh, you'd think that if you were the leader of the world's largest religion, you'd get just a little respect. Just a little.
The Mindset
12-09-2003, 19:49
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/09/11/pope.slovakia/long.pope.ap.jpg
For a minute there, I thought they'd propped up Strom Thurmond's corpse in a chair.
Sheesh, you'd think that if you were the leader of the world's largest religion, you'd get just a little respect. Just a little.

Religion deserves no respect; it is only a method of control that is now desperatly trying to hold on to the open-minded and enlightened youth of today - and failing.
12-09-2003, 19:52
http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/WORLD/europe/09/11/pope.slovakia/long.pope.ap.jpg
For a minute there, I thought they'd propped up Strom Thurmond's corpse in a chair.
Sheesh, you'd think that if you were the leader of the world's largest religion, you'd get just a little respect. Just a little.

Religion deserves no respect; it is only a method of control that is now desperatly trying to hold on to the open-minded and enlightened youth of today - and failing.Same here !
12-09-2003, 20:00
~is still dead~
Xerath
12-09-2003, 23:47
The sooner the mad old b*stard's gone the better. And his Ex-Hitler-Youth right hand man with him.
Normack
20-12-2003, 02:51
You've got our full respect Normack 8) , you dared doing what we should have done a long time ago ! but time is not over ! there are other popes, and as soon as one visits our lands, we'll err....welcome him like he should be...old or not :wink:

8) we are pleased to have gained your respect :-)

we strive to set examples for our fellow man :)
Roania
20-12-2003, 02:58
Normack embassy put on terrorist watch status under authority of Holy Latin Church with approval of Emperor.

Requesting a crusade to be launched against Normack, with the authorisation of full possible force to be brought to bear.

~Prince Alexander Black, communication to the still alive, and prosperous, Pope.

Do it.

~Cardinal Johannes 'Puppetmaster' Richelieu
Holy Latin Empire
20-12-2003, 13:01
Normack embassy put on terrorist watch status under authority of Holy Latin Church with approval of Emperor.

Requesting a crusade to be launched against Normack, with the authorisation of full possible force to be brought to bear.

~Prince Alexander Black, communication to the still alive, and prosperous, Pope.

Do it.

~Cardinal Johannes 'Puppetmaster' Richelieu

Hi Roania, I though you were supposed to be away for 30 days.
This was a pre-DotF foundation action too :)

We might have an issue with members on Xmas holidays. He is on our list of anti-Catholic nations.
Sirocco
20-12-2003, 14:09
Normack, don't gravedig old threads.