Derek Zoolander School fore Newbies and Noobs!
Tersanctus
08-09-2003, 07:18
Derek Zoolander School For Newbies who cant RP good And who wanna learn how to do other stuff good too.
http://www.thisisbradford.co.uk/bradford__district/leisure/cinema/jpg/zoolander.jpg
Hi There! Im Derek Zoolander, and lately Ive been seeing a lot of not so good threads out there! Now Im not one too put people down, Because here at the Derek Zoolander School For Newbies who cant RP good, And who wanna learn how to do other stuff good too, we believe that Good Rpers are made, not born.
Here we will teach you:
*Why you cant go to war on your first day.
*How to calculate your nations GDP, and what it means.
*Why you cant have your entire population go to war.
*How to buy the machines of war you want.
*Why its more interesting to do firsthand accounts rather than mathematical statistics in wars.
*Why everyone hates when you use these emoticons: :evil: :twisted:
*Why in real life, the people fighting wars arent angry with one another, they are actually having fun.
All this and much, much more at the Derek Zoolander School For Newbies who cant RP good, And who wanna learn how to do other stuff good too.!!!!
Oh, banthashit!
Expecting this sort of thing, we were.
Know when, we did not.
Know now, we do.
Need a good lie down, we do also.
Tersanctus
08-09-2003, 07:26
Oh, banthashit!
Expecting this sort of thing, we were.
Know when, we did not.
Know now, we do.
Need a good lie down, we do also.
OOC:Hehehe I know its silly, The Idea came to me at work and I just couldnt resist!!
IC: Why does this funny little green man speak in.....backwards? My brain hurts now!!
imported_Pantera
08-09-2003, 07:29
Great stuff :) Still laughing.
If possible, I'd like to teach Rape and Pillage: Advanced Warfare 101.
Tersanctus
08-09-2003, 07:32
Great stuff :) Still laughing.
If possible, I'd like to teach Rape and Pillage: Advanced Warfare 101.
Hehehe I'd be honored, hell, I could probably use a course in that myself!
Otherwise that might be a good Idea, have a few teachers!
:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
i wlil nux0r u~!!!!!!111
Tersanctus
08-09-2003, 16:06
:evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
i wlil nux0r u~!!!!!!111
Ok, just look in the mirror and say this: Its ok to be a Noob, its ok to be a not so good RPer!
j/k! :lol:
Tersanctus
02-11-2003, 04:10
The N00bs have returned, I summon this thread to counter!!
BUMP!!!
Do the n00bs have to be redicuasly good looking?
Tersanctus
02-11-2003, 04:13
Do the n00bs have to be redicuasly good looking?
There's more to RPing than being really, really good-looking!
But its a major part of it. You just need to make sure that your n00bs don't die, in a freak gasolin accident.
Do the n00bs have to be redicuasly good looking?
There's more to RPing than being really, really good-looking!
But it helps. ;)
Crimmond
02-11-2003, 04:17
Do the n00bs have to be redicuasly good looking?
There's more to RPing than being really, really good-looking!You can say that again.
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/krallc.jpg
Ambassador Krall'c
Head of Foriegn Relations
Former Head Ambassador
Tersanctus
02-11-2003, 04:20
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/krallc.jpg
AAAAAHHH!!
Oh my lord, this is funny. Watch out for those guys at the Role-Play University, they are SO hot right now! LOL!
Crimmond
02-11-2003, 04:27
Ok, to put your eyes at ease, here's another one of my characters that's more pleasing to look at.
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/santiana.jpg
Captian Nytoya Santiana
CSS Brother's Keeper
Hospital Ship
Least favorite phrase: "Hey ya'll! Watch this!"
Esamopia
02-11-2003, 04:34
Ok, to put your eyes at ease, here's another one of my characters that's more pleasing to look at.
http://home.earthlink.net/~alpha_zero_usm/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/santiana.jpg
Captian Nytoya Santiana
CSS Brother's Keeper
Hospital Ship
Least favorite phrase: "Hey ya'll! Watch this!"
SHE is pleasing?!! I'd rather look at that dragon thing with many teeth again...
Anyway, I'd like to take the Pillage and Advanced Warfare class 101, if possible.
Crimmond
02-11-2003, 04:40
OOC: Last hijack. Esamopia, check TGs.
Esamopia
02-11-2003, 06:45
OOC: Last hijack. Esamopia, check TGs.
Hijack? I was actually responding to my interest in reading a future thread dealing with "Pillaging and Advanced Warfare 101," should such a thread be available... please do not make silly accusations in the future.
I also checked my TG, she looks very... pleasing. Perhaps you should post that picture in the future?
At any rate, Esamopia might also be able to instruct n00bs and others in need on the rules and the regulations regarding the "IGNORE" function, and why it should be used sparingly and such.
Crimmond
02-11-2003, 06:59
OOC: I was hijacking. ACK! I still am!
*runs away*
This is great. But don't make the mistake of telling them that this thread is in the computer. :D