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The topic pretty much says it who do you think would win me a war me or the Bisons.

This would be a no holds bar slugfest against my neighbor to the south.

Post your opinions why.

I think the real winners would be the fans.

Ur rping in the Great Plains reg. boards isn't very good but what the hell

I think the real winners would be the fans.

For once SLAG and I are in perfect agreement.

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I think the real winners would be the fans.

For once SLAG and I are in perfect agreement.
I agree with you also.

I think the real winners would be the fans.

For once SLAG and I are in perfect agreement.
I agree with you also.
[OOC: What they said. *grabs some popcorn* --Felix]

Cool I could be the commentator :D

Lup:"And today folks we have a grand disply, Belem vs Bisons. A brawl for it all, a battle for supremecy, a duel for.. uhh.. something. John Madden will take over with the stats, John."

John:"Well you see Lup it comes down to many factors."

John points to a T.V. with his infamous lazer pointer

1. Where the battle takes place.

"Belem will have the obvious advantage here with his massive wall, whereas Dark Terror really doesn't say anything so we don't know crap."

2. Size and power.

"Although Dark Terror has the size you gotta remember his main source of weaponry (The Bisons) was blown into a massive smoltering crater, thus leaving him numericaly superior yet lacking in power."

3. TGP inhabitants.
-Luporum
-Walten
-Ardor
-Monkey King (Mia)
-Cyber (Mia)
-Ruhr

"This here is crucial for determining the victor, anyone of these nations will gladly support both of the teams err defending nations. Now let's talk about power tools..."

Lup:"Sry John you're breaking up, anyway the battle will be great indeed. I myself will stay neutral, but I can garuntee one nation is leaving with either a blank space in their dictionary or a lot more land."

*Sigh* My dream of becoming a commentator. :D

lol ok Lup you can be commentator if we go to war.

Lup I ignored the nuking because walten cant have 6000 silos so he would have to fire 600 nukes at a time hile me and fik both fired around 500, destroying him.

600 isnt a problem I can shoot them down SDI or not.

I use this+gond0r for stats, which is just like bisons.

Lol anyways he has a hugeass wall, I have hugeass artillery and 55 mile ranged MLRS systems to destroy it.

Then blitz-krieg.

haha...I'd say neither cause you are both shitty role players 8)

I say Belem...just because... :shock:
*sneaks away from thread*

A win-win situtaiton.

Whomever wins between the two of you, I'm carpetnuking the other just to make sure you both die.

Numberwankers should go back to outwar. >_<

I am sorry that I can not vote upon the matter because I, myself, do not know any of your nation's positions. However, I will keep an eye out for a war, if one breaks out and will offer assistance to the first one who asks for it.

From the depths of Hell (resurrected),
Der Fuhrer Dyszel ~%~

It depends who strikes first, you or him.

I think the real winners would be the fans.

That's really, really beautiful. You're an artist.

it depends on whom has better strategy, more reason to fight and much like in all real wars....luck. [RP determines outcomes, not size of military or military might...look it up on the NS threads]

I will have to say I voted for Bisons.

In this type of conflict experience counts and lets face it Bisons has it up on you when it comes to getting the snot blown out of him doesn't he. :D

i will win...wait never mind.

I will win... Woohoo! Bingo!
Naw i voted for belem.

OOC: For pure RPing value, if Belem decides to, it will own Dark Terror...flat out.

The main problem Belem will have is that Dark Terror doesn't RP, hell, he hardly even "numberwanks" (I hate that word). Most of what he does is shout out OOC comments about how he is unbeatable but not godmoding. Definately a problem for Belem.

I'm routing for Belem.

OOC: For pure RPing value, if Belem decides to, it will own Dark Terror...flat out.

The main problem Belem will have is that Dark Terror doesn't RP, hell, he hardly even "numberwanks" (I hate that word). Most of what he does is shout out OOC comments about how he is unbeatable but not godmoding. Definately a problem for Belem.

I'm routing for Belem.

what is "numberwanks"?

I was wondering that as well.

I would say the victor would be the members of the Vascilian league...If these two allies were to go to war with each other it would seriously deplete their resources. Leaving them vulnerable, a war between them would be the perfect time to strike.

So...the winner would in fact be me 8)

I think the real winners would be the fans.

OOC: How succinct and true. Please Belem and Bisons - get it on!

By all means, have the war already! Don't just leave us in suspense! On with the carpet nuking!

(OOC: Man, that would be the number whoring grand championship, wouldn't it?

All I know is, this is one war in which I wouldn't complain about carpetnuking.)

none cz you both suck as RPers

Bisons couldn't win, because he doesn't exist, but Belem couldn't win a war against a non-existant foe, because that wouldn't technically be a war.

wow. this thread managed to get back to the top some how.

THis thread may be a bit relevant soon.

Id win! :D

/Walten

No one becuase someone else would come on in and destroy both sides out of aggrivation or newbie humor.

i vote BELEM!


GO BELEM GO BELEM! all Trasians start to cheer at belem

i vote BELEM!


GO BELEM GO BELEM! all Trasians start to cheer at belem


*gives a big wave and thumbs up to Trasa*

wow, wither way since i'm bordered wiht bot of these two lunatics, i bet it would be fun.(nope, i'm not gonna say a side).


*starts sellign tickets ot the ringside shoe form Ardor*

*waits in line to buy a ticket*

i predict that this is what we are about to see:

BELEM: I SENT 2343424 DESTROYAR SHIPS 23524234 TANKS 12313123 SOLDARS 24234 MISSLAS
D0RK TERROR:I LAUCNH MAHC 25 ANTII-SHIPS MISSLES WITH ARENA-1 AND SHITORA
BELEM:I SHOTS THEM DOWN, AND LAUNHC 10000 NEWKS
D0RK TERROR: SDI SHOTS THEM DOWN I NUEK YUO

etc..

i predict that this is what we are about to see:

BELEM: I SENT 2343424 DESTROYAR SHIPS 23524234 TANKS 12313123 SOLDARS 24234 MISSLAS
D0RK TERROR:I LAUCNH MAHC 25 ANTII-SHIPS MISSLES WITH ARENA-1 AND SHITORA
BELEM:I SHOTS THEM DOWN, AND LAUNHC 10000 NEWKS
D0RK TERROR: SDI SHOTS THEM DOWN I NUEK YUO

etc..

it'll be over in 5 second, when they ignore each other.

Let's see, first, Belem would try to RP a tiny bit, but that would fail, because Bisons doesn't RP, so they would both start to numberwank because they have such massive numbers of military equipment, and then yes, they would ignore each other, and then I'd fire both Earthrippers at once, one at Belem and one at Bisons, destabilizing the world and causing it to sprial into the sun, but not before the remains of Belem and Bisons were carpetnuked many, many times over.

i predict that this is what we are about to see:

BELEM: I SENT 2343424 DESTROYAR SHIPS 23524234 TANKS 12313123 SOLDARS 24234 MISSLAS
D0RK TERROR:I LAUCNH MAHC 25 ANTII-SHIPS MISSLES WITH ARENA-1 AND SHITORA
BELEM:I SHOTS THEM DOWN, AND LAUNHC 10000 NEWKS
D0RK TERROR: SDI SHOTS THEM DOWN I NUEK YUO

etc..

I dont have that many destroyers.

what the devil is shitora?

and I control the SDI grid I just let it defend him.

I'm rooting for Belem, but I think that once one destroys the other, a coalition will be formed to decimate the one that survived. Thus both Belem and Bisons would fall under international control.

In math terms:
Winner = ((Everyone AND Everything) NOT ((Belem AND Bisons) OR (Belem OR Bisons)))

im not really hated enough to get a coalition going.

im not really hated enough to get a coalition going.Yeah, but alliances like "Melkor 'n Friends" (not official name. Duh. :P ) don't care about reasons. That is, unless you're a part of that unofficial alliance.

Geforce, not like your RP is any better :roll: :lol:

oh you'd so be kicked right in! :twisted: bisons is a warmachine an Juggernaut that would roll right over you!

If it ends in a nukefest:

Nationstates.

im not really hated enough to get a coalition going.Yeah, but alliances like "Melkor 'n Friends" (not official name. Duh. :P ) don't care about reasons. That is, unless you're a part of that unofficial alliance.

im on realitvely friendly terms with all the dictator alliances.