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Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections
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CEO: Vivian Lockheart
Founder: Julianne von Slagalotz (deceased)

Official Sponsor of World Cup 5!

Company History
Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections began 47 years ago as Granny Slag's Bakery, a business in SLAGTown owned and operated by the granddaughter of SLAGLandic founder Enrick von Slagalotz, Julianne von Slagalotz. The bakery sold all sorts of baked goods, from breads to cakes, but Julianne specialized in her sweets. Her cakes and cookies became renowned all over SLAGTown and beyond, and eventually, she began gaining a reputation throughout the nation.

In an effort to protect her business-at-large, Julianne von Slagalotz hired SLAGTown business guru Vercingetorix Brahn to help run the company. "Ol' Verc," as he was commonly known, proved to be an incredible help to the company, and soon after his appointment to the position of CEO, Granny Slag's Bakery became Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections, a SLAGLandic business force. Now, it was just a matter of finding the right product to cement this hold.

15 years ago, a mere one year before her death, Julianne von Slagalotz found that product. While experimenting with various cookie doughs and batters, Julianne stumbled upon a delicious pudding recipe that could be easily tweaked to meet her flavor needs. She presented this pudding recipe to the Board of Trustees, and Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin' was born. The initial four flavors were chocolate, vanilla, butterscotch, and tapioca, but since that time, seven more flavors have been added.

Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin' was the first product to truly make Granny Slag an international phenomenom. Radio and television ads worldwide popularized the Granny Slag character, and before long, Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections was popping up all over the world.

Just this past year, Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections suffered two unfortunate events that nearly led to the downfall of the company. First, the bombing of SLAGTown by Ben Land levelled the GSHC Corporate Headquarters. A mere four months later, GSHC was the victim of a nearly successful takeover bid by Agracultured, a food company based in Imnsvale. It seemed that all was lost for Granny Slag.

However, like the great phoenix rising from the ashes, GSHC has reemerged. Thanks in large part to international support in the form of SlagAid: The Carnival to Save Granny Slag, GSHC is back on its feet. Today, Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections remains the single largest producer of pudding in all of the world... and beyond.

Granny Slag Products
All prices given in American dollars

Granny Slag's Homestyle Puddin'
So good, it might be godmoding!

Flavors: chocolate, vanilla, butterscotch, tapioca, banana, lemon, strawberry, S'mores, chocolate peanut butter, fudge, and carrot
Price in Bulk: $0.70 per 4-pack ($0.01 shipping per pack)
MSRP: $1.29 per 4-pack
Official Thread: The SLAGLands Guilty of GODMODing! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15975)


Granny Slag's N00klear C00kies
So good, your one-day-old nation will want 350813570135 of them!

Flavors: Oatmeal, oatmeal raisin, oatmeal chocolate chip, chocolate chip, chocolate/peanut butter chip, peanut butter, and Homestyle Snickerdoodles
Price in Bulk: $1.50 per 8-pack ($0.02 shipping per pack)
MSRP: $2.49 per 8-pack
Nickname: N00kies

Granny Slag's Soda Sweeties
Bring a little sweetness into an otherwise dictator-infested world!

Flavors: strawberry, orange, bubble gum, creme soda, strawberry-banana, green apple, chocolate, and Berry X-Ploder
Price in Bulk: $3.00 per 4-pack ($0.10 shipping per pack)
MSRP: $4.49 per 4-pack
First Appeared At: SlagAid: The Carnival to Save Granny Slag (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=36354)

Granny Slag's Olde Tyme Appleh Cyderre
A little taste of Titan with the love of Granny Slag in every cup!

Varieties: Alcoholic/Carbonated (any combination of the two)
Price in Bulk: $3.00 per 4-pack of 20 oz., $4.00 per gallon ($0.10 shipping per pack/container)
MSRP: $4.49 per 4-pack, $5.49 per gallon jug
In Cooperation With: KarmaCorps Tech Systems

Granny Slag's Iced Dreams
You're not just dreaming any more!

Flavors: Vanilla, Chocolate, Strawberry, Neopolitan, Spumoni, Rocky Road, Moose Tracks, Cookies N' Dreams, Mint Cookies N' Dreams, Chocolate Chip, Mint Chocolate Chip, Chocolate/Peanut Butter Delight, Pecan Praline, Caramel Swirl, Banana Split, Tropical Hideaway, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Bananas N' Nuts, Chocolate Raspberry Trouffle, and Dulce De Leche
Price in Bulk: $2.50 per half-gallon ($0.10 shipping per pack)
MSRP: $3.49 per half-gallon
Debuted Alongside: Granny Slag's Homestyle Kitchen (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119515)



Granny Slag Regional Headquarters

Kecha
The Titan Ring
Oglethorpia
Eniqcir
Sakkra
Ariddia
Feline
Menelmacar
Akilliam
Greater Israel (region)
Strak
Dor Lomin (region)
The Dominion of Dread Lady Nathicana


(OOC: More is coming soon. If I've forgotten your regional HQ, post it here. All orders or requests for Granny Slag products may be placed here.)

<Communications to The SLAGLands>
{
<< All your confection are belong to me.
}

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(Oh, yeah... new product announcements will also come on this thread, so make sure you keep up, Granny Slag fans!)

i want a n00kie :D
Should be fun to ermmm "play" with.**Laughes moronicly"
and some of everything else aswell please, 5,000 of everything, that will do it yes...

*wires money**

Sent, Pabli. Enjoy!

(OOC: From now on, unless I turn down an offer to buy products, assume it's accepted. For bigger business deals [mass production, partnerships, regional HQs, etc.], wait for my approval.)

I cannot lie...Ive had spies in the factory trying to steal the plans for the food. However, due to their inherint failure, tehy have all been recalled. Why did I do it you ask? I did it all for the n00kie. (I couldnt help myself)

OOC: I just had to laugh when I saw the catchphrases
So good, your one-day-old nation will want 350813570135 of them!
classic :lol:

after these fine samples, Pablicosta officially extands its mutual hand to you. Would you please like to sign please here thank you please. Then you will please make all my slagish confectionary needs.Thank you please

We wish to sell the Granny Slagg's our fine recipe for "Strawberry Wobblers"

Why was this on page 4? Surely it deserves to be on page 1...
(a cleverly disguised BUMP)

Granny Slag Regional Headquarters

Kecha
Automagfreek
The Titan Ring
Colonized Io
Oglethorpia


There ya go Slag.

Edit: Yes, I know the grammar is messed up on that. But too bad.

Perhaps Granny Slag's with its wholesome reputation would like to act as an official corporate sponsor of World Cup 5, just getting under way in Tanah Burung?

Slag, don't tempt... :)

Do you ship in bulk?

My Dear Friends in The SLAGlands,

I regret that, over the years, I have never had the chance to really get to know you people well. I've eaten your pudding, and always hoped that, someday, I could have a factory right here in the capital, so that I wouldn't have to import it. But, alas, it's always been "M'lord" this, and 'Dear Sir" that, never giving me a chance to rest and get on with personal matters. But today, I decided something: I've served my country for, what, 40 years now? It's time for me to get something back! So I locked my doors, and sat down to write this letter. Might you consider, just possibly, setting up a regional HQ in my humble nation?

Sincerely Yours,

Steward Lord Inbhailígh Crzleídzí of Eniqcir

Perhaps Granny Slag's with its wholesome reputation would like to act as an official corporate sponsor of World Cup 5, just getting under way in Tanah Burung?

Good Idea!

*coughbumpcough*

Dyelli: Granny Slag's only takes recipes that come from Granny Slag's.

Ogle: Fixed.

Tanah: GSHC would be more than honored to sponsor the World Cup 5.

Ur: Yes... indeed, we do.

Lord Inbhailígh Crzleídzí: We would be more than honored to provide you with a Granny Slag Regional HQ.

(Xanthal said something about regional HQ. Edited to save margins.)

What about our regional HQ (Refrence here top post and post below it: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33837&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=44 )? By the way, I just noticed that you never logged our contribution on that thread either, not that it matters now, it's dead.

Whoopsee. Sorry. Many people have chipped in. My bad. :oops:

Adding you to the top now...

give me cookies :idea:

Jarlsberg would like to have you set up a corporate headquaters in its fine city of Isafjordur. Our own homestyle confection company INDUSTRIAL EDIBLES MANUFACTURING INC. went out of bussiness after the scandal caused by their blackmarket contracts to dispose of nuclear and bio-hazardous waste in their SNAK CAKES. Their imposing windowless skyscraper with smokestacks of indeterminate purpose is sitting empty, and is for sale.

Also because of this our military's supply of sweets is depleted. IEM's product for the military was the KR5-19 COMBINED SWEET CAKE/ANTI-MATERIAL DEVICE/GAS-MASK FILTER. If you could develop a snack for our troops that can blow the treads off of a tank and filter out serin gas while remaining tangy and delicious we will pay you $500.000.000 USD on top of the contract for production. Enclosed are IEM's design for the KR5-19

Ragnar Olaffsen,
Commandant of the Armed Forces

Feyruz Al-Akbar
Commandant of the Economy

Commandant Al-Akbar(IT'S A TRAP!): If you can assure the safety of Granny Slag employees within your nation, we would be more than happy to set up a GSHC Regional HQ.

Commander Olaffsen: GSHC does not manufacture weaponry... not even delicious weaponry.

We can garauntee the security of your employees as much as we can garauntee the security of our own people. We have two security issues right now:

A terrorist organization CHAOS is wreaking havoc, but it's not blowing up buildings, mostly subtle evil.

Criminals in Jarlsberg are better armed than anywhere else. We recommend your employees buy large calibre handguns as muggers will often wear heavy kevlar armor.

The old IEM building is designed to resist biological, chemical, and nuclear attack. It is designed for a large staff of heavily armed security personnel. Surveillance cameras monitor every inch of the building with nightvision/infrared capabilities (Only infrared in the bathrooms). There is a SAM missile battery on the roof of the building as well as a 20mm Vulcan chaingun at the main entrance. The building is safer than Fort Knox.

Jarlsberg Delegate: Once things have calmed down, we'll set up the regional HQ.

Food?

Where?

Must Eat.

Oh. Have to pay.

Hmmm.

Okay.

1000 units, assorted flavors of each thing.

TIRED of the impure, organic chemistry of Granny-Slag's organic-based amino-acid constructs?

FINDING that you just want something better after finishing a bowl of Granny Slag's glutamate residues and glucose substitutes?

WISHING you just could have something not crudely assembled from long-chain carbon molecules and imperfectly slapped-together basic organic compounds?

Then try 010's new, advanced nano-machined cookies (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43584)! Carefully calibrated for maximum taste and assembled with complete efficiency, with every molecule in its place, the 010 nanomachined chocolate-chip cookie is at the height of nanotechnological-organic compound manoefacturing. Try a bag of Chocolate Cookie Ones now!

...well, isn't that special?

*carefully aims the Really Freakin' Huge Mud-Slinging Cannon of Justice*

TIRED of the impure, organic chemistry of Granny-Slag's organic-based amino-acid constructs?

FINDING that you just want something better after finishing a bowl of Granny Slag's glutamate residues and glucose substitutes?

WISHING you just could have something not crudely assembled from long-chain carbon molecules and imperfectly slapped-together basic organic compounds?

Then try 010's new, advanced nano-machined cookies (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=43584)! Carefully calibrated for maximum taste and assembled with complete efficiency, with every molecule in its place, the 010 nanomachined chocolate-chip cookie is at the height of nanotechnological-organic compound manoefacturing. Try a bag of Chocolate Cookie Ones now!
<Communications to 010>
{
<< Hey, don't diss the Granny, yo.

<< Um... wow... I almost expect to be yelled at for "talking sass" to my self/parent... how odd.
}

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Unlike our worthy competitor, we can guarantee with one hundred percent assurance that our methods are tried and true, using only the purest materials - elemental carbon, hydrogen, and oxygen. While using messy, organic baking can theoretically produce a 'different' taste, how can YOU be assured that the materials which go into your food is of the best of quality? Using nanotechnology each molecule and atom is slid exactly into place - the ultimate in quality control. Buy a package of Chocolate Cookie Ones now (for the low-low-low price of US$ 1.25 per package of 100) and try the 010 C(x)-1 cookie experience!

010 Commercial

Lord Inbhailígh Crzleídzí: We would be more than honored to provide you with a Granny Slag Regional HQ.

My taste buds thank you immensely.

By the way, Shodey, it's "Hey, Don' diss da Granny, yo?"

OOC: Does anyone else have sensory illusions and fantasies about what Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections actually taste like?

OOC: Does anyone else have sensory illusions and fantasies about what Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections actually taste like?

(OOC: Heh... wow, I never thought of that. I think the Jennifer Government movie should have Granny Slag in it in some capacity... perhaps an obscure cameo that only a NationStates fan would recognize. :D )

OOC: Har! That would be sweeeet!

IC: We welcome Granny Slag Confections to open a branch in the Entertaiment and Food complex of the Orbital Shipyard, which is at this moment threatening to become a trade post. Our Emperor insists on a Granny Slag's Tapioca Pudding bath every month.

We refuse to buy any products manufactured by heretics and capitalists.

Death to Granny Infidel!

~Holy Emperor Vladimir

We refuse to buy any products manufactured by heretics and capitalists.

Death to Granny Infidel!

~Holy Emperor Vladimir

*sniff*

Fine! See if YOU'RE invited to the barbecue!


Sakkran Delegate: Consider yourself Grannied.

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When in the next version of SHODAN coming out?

When in the next version of SHODAN coming out?

I don't know... but I hear SHODAN 4.0 will come with parental controls to help safeguard your kids, plus new Buddy Icons for your avatar!

Will the topic slide to the second page?

Never!

Kelvinisgrad would be interested in opening a GSHC regional headquarters and/or bakery in our nation, if that is at all possible. one of the old castles in North Gastburg would probably be ideal for a regional headquarters...

Sure is funny how 010 and Granny Slag keep *bump*ing heads, eh?

Menelmacar wants a regional GSHC office too! We'll build you the biggest and bestest one anywhere. ^_^

~Siri

When I have to bump a thread multiple times I delete the old bump and repost it to disguise the fact that nobody wants to play with me.

Ariddia would welcome a Granny Slag bakery in our nation. All employees would have the full protection of our communist laws.

We would love to have a Granny Slag factory and regional headquarters in our country. Why locate in Feline?

*A population as of today of 999 Million (Projections place it at over a billion soon)
*A Hard-nosed, hard-working, intelligent labor force
*Excellent education and social welfare system
*Frightening Economy, Supurb Civil Rights, Excellent Political Freedoms
*Cities are arcologies (basically a city within a giant building, there's more to it than that, but that's all that you need to know for RP purposes)
*Arcology 5, located at the beautiful Catnip Inlet, has major port facilities adjoining it.
*The same Arcology has recently enlarged itself by 9 hectres. We estimate a factory/headquarters compartment (no matter how large they are, we still call a "lot" within the arcology a compartment) will take approximately 1 hectre. That's just for a small one. Space in this area of the arcology is going at $500,000,000 per hectre , but since this is Granny Slag, proven to be a good corprate citizen, we are willing to reduce that to 250,000,000, and pay for the manufacturing equipment.

New Product Announcement!


(The shot opens in sepia coloring with a picture of a juicy fruit, its skin pure and smooth, save a few drops of water. It resembles an apple... but it isn't an apple. The narrator is speaking in the familiar voice of Granny Slag.)

"Ah... applehs... fruit of the gods."

(The camera zooms out to a shot of the full appleh bush.)

"Ever since the colonization of Titan, applehs have been an important part of the Titan tradition."

(A worker approaches the bush in a straw hat, suspenders, and a flannel shirt. He begins picking the applehs and placing them in a basket.)

"These delicious fruits are hand-picked and treated with the best of tender-loving care to ensure the good people of Titan will have a top-notch product... something so good, it may as well have come from one of their own orchards."

(The camera fades to a shot of an old woman, visible from the back, working a cyderre press. All of a sudden, the shot transforms from sepia to full color as rich, golden cyderre pours forth from the press.)

"Today, Granny Slag is pleased to bring the time-honored traditions of Titan to our own world."

(The old woman places a cork on the bottle of cyderre and turns, facing the camera. We can now see that she is, in fact, Granny Slag. The label on the glass jar is visible.)

"We just want to bring you a little taste of tradition... and love. Granny Slag's Olde Tyme Appleh Cyderre is just another way we're doing just that."

(The shot fades to a picture of all sizes of the new product, the deep beige bottled cyderre sitting amongst the appleh bushes of Titan.)

"Granny Slag's Olde Tyme Appleh Cyderre... a taste of Titan and Granny's love in every glass."

Oh, yeah... GHSC factories are now open in Ariddia, Feline, and, of course, Menelmacar.

Sweetness.

Steel Butterfly wonders if Granny Slag would like to help sponsor or set up stands at NS Baseball games across the galaxy...

http://invisionfree.com/forums/NationState_Baseball/

Steel Butterfly wonders if Granny Slag would like to help sponsor or set up stands at NS Baseball games across the galaxy...

http://invisionfree.com/forums/NationState_Baseball/

We'd be more than happy to sponsor your league, as long as you provide ample ad space and allow us to sell our product at all sporting events.

-Sargeant

Steel Butterfly wonders if Granny Slag would like to help sponsor or set up stands at NS Baseball games across the galaxy...

http://invisionfree.com/forums/NationState_Baseball/

We'd be more than happy to sponsor your league, as long as you provide ample ad space and allow us to sell our product at all sporting events.

-Sargeant

Not the sole sponsor, SLAG. Just a Sponsor. You will be listed on our site. As for the selling part...set up as many stands as you can buy!

I'd like to have a Granny Slag Regional Headquarters.

I'd like to have a Granny Slag Regional Headquarters.

Done.

-Sargeant

Not the sole sponsor, SLAG. Just a Sponsor. You will be listed on our site. As for the selling part...set up as many stands as you can buy!

(A little weedling go-fer boy darts into Betty Sargeant's office.)

GO-FER:
"Ms. Sargeant! Ms. Sargeant!"

(Betty Sargeant looks up from her coffee. She stands up, putting a hand on the go-fer's shoulder and speaking melodramatically.)

SARGEANT:
"Get ahold of yourself, Lenny! What's going on?"

(Lenny pants fiercely. He holds up the paper in his hands.)

LENNY:
"The Steel Butterfly delegate... he's addressing you as Slag."

(Ambient sting music plays. Betty Sargeant looks toward the camera.)

SARGEANT:
"My god..."



TO: Steel Butterfly Delegate

We had no intention of being the sole sponsor, but we have every intention of being a very important one. These are prosperous times for Granny Slag's, and we plan to take advantage of this.

Sincerely yours,

Betty Sargeant
CEO
Granny Slag's Homestyle Confections

P.S. My name is not Slag.

Steel Butterfly wonders if Granny Slag would like to help sponsor or set up stands at NS Baseball games across the galaxy...

http://invisionfree.com/forums/NationState_Baseball/

We'd be more than happy to sponsor your league, as long as you provide ample ad space and allow us to sell our product at all sporting events.

-Sargeant

Not the sole sponsor, SLAG. Just a Sponsor. You will be listed on our site. As for the selling part...set up as many stands as you can buy!


"These stands, how much do they cost, and how many are there?"

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CEO Zin Karma
KarmaCorp TechSystems
Karmabaijan
Titan

They cost anywhere from 1 to 10 thousand and since there are 20 pro teams and currently 5 farm league teams, each with AAA, AA, and A francises within the team, there are an almost infinite amount.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=891439#891439

Maybe I should have asked earlier... what does having a regional headquarters involve?

"Very well. KCTS will purchase half of all professional, farm, AAA, AA, and A advertising spots and concession stands to market test Granny SLAG's Olde Tyme Appleh Cyderre."

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CEO Zin Karma
KarmaCorp TechSystems
Karmabaijan
Titan

Maybe I should have asked earlier... what does having a regional headquarters involve?

(OOC: Basically, it's a quick and easy way to ensure production of Granny Slag products in your nation. It saves on shipping costs, eliminates tarriffs that your nation may have, and can provide jobs. Granny Slag's, in fact, is the #1 employer in all of The SLAGLands, and the boon is continuing around the world.

Sorry if that sounded like an ad... oh, wait... no, I'm not. ^_^ )

Would we be permitted to manufacture your goods and sell them to our region - provided we give you returns on the profit?

Would we be permitted to manufacture your goods and sell them to our region - provided we give you returns on the profit?

Assuming the sponsoring corporation is prepared to take on a bit of the manufacturing, a profit-share could be arranged.

-Sargeant

While Akilliam's factories most produce books and bombs, I'm sure we can manage some confectionary arts. So let's negotiate the profits. What I propose is a system of inverse proportionality towards our profits and yours. If we have 10% profits, we'll send back say, .5%. If we have 20% profits, we'll send back .2% profits, etc. etc. These are just crude numbers, not actually reflecting actual profit-sharing.

While Akilliam's factories most produce books and bombs, I'm sure we can manage some confectionary arts. So let's negotiate the profits. What I propose is a system of inverse proportionality towards our profits and yours. If we have 10% profits, we'll send back say, .5%. If we have 20% profits, we'll send back .2% profits, etc. etc. These are just crude numbers, not actually reflecting actual profit-sharing.

Hmmmm... how about this: instead of sending any sort of profits to GSHC corporate, just keep the whole of the profits to support the Regional HQ in your nation. Since Akillian businessmen are going to be needed to run the HQ once it's up and running, you'll essentially be collecting 100% profit on this deal.

Plus it's less messy that way.

-Sargeant

Well you drive a hard bargain don't you? And I wanted to haggle. But have it as you will. We'll begin setting up factories as soon as possible. So much for that particle accelerator project. I guess cookies are just more tasty than muons.

From the Western Asian Office of Foreign Business Affairs

Ms. Sargeant,
It has recently come to our attention that your Granny SLAG brand of delicious, sweet, scrumptious morsels is opening regional headquarters in various countries. In light of this, we ask you to establish a GS RHQ in the Region of Greater Israel and to immediately establish Granny SLAG stands at all of the malls that serve our bustling population.

Thank you.

(*ahem*)

Western Asia Delegate: Consider it done.

-Sargeant

(OOC: Oh, look what I *bump*ed into whilest checking my bookmarked threads!)

The Federation would be very interested in having a Dor Lomin Regional Headquarters of Granny Slag's HSC.

The Government will match any funds needed by either Granny Slag's or a domestic corporation willing to make an investment.

We would be honoured to have a GSHC headquarters within Dor Lomin to serve our Yut allies of Sentient Peoples.

-Sargeant

Why isn't the Sector listed? It's the current home of the SLAGlands, doesn't Granny Slag's corporate HQ count as a regional headquarters? :wink:

~Queen Firefury Amahira
~Shogunate of Reploid Productions

We ask you to consider setting up regional headquarters in Neo Haven Prime, even the trolls can't resist the deliscious taste of cookies.

(OOC: Rep, I thought that was assumed...

Important GSHC Announcement! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=58238) )

GS is welcomed in Western Asia. We have approved all necessary licenses for the company and construction of stores is expected to begin very soon.

This one hasn't been bumped in a while...

Bump to prove a point. ;)

Can DNS get 300 packs of the N00k cookies? I have some people to pellet with them.

BUMP, as this is THE best thread ever.

How's THAT for an ego boost Slag? :wink:

Time for a bimonthly BUMP!

/me requests a regional headquarters.

We'll promise to keep that rouge/mutated-n00kie population at bay.

Wombat News Report (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=80688)

Monthly bump!

New Granny Slag product coming soon! ;)

Pablicosta requests a regional HQ.

*Salutes SLAG*

Just announced to the world... Granny Slag's Ol' Fashioned Kitchen and Granny Slag's Iced Dreams! (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=119515)

Say! New Ortaga and myself negotiated to have a regional headquarters in Proxima. Did we do something to have it revoked?

Routine bump of infinite not losing stuff!

My apologies for gravedigging, but I want to be able to find this later...