NationStates Jolt Archive


Moldy Cheese Issue

08-01-2003, 23:52
During our annual Cheese Festival, approximately 300,000 people became violently ill after eating moldy cheese. The benefit was that the cheese had a halucinegic effect and the people believed they were in a happy place. Foolish people!

Since they all have a greenish hue, they no longer fit in with the pasty complexion of the rest of the population. The Green Ones must leave!

Who will take them?


Igor M. :twisted:

Minister of Population Control and Master Cheese Maker
09-01-2003, 01:18
Don't send them away.
Eat them like blue cheese, or bide your time. They may recover.
09-01-2003, 01:21
Don't send them away.
Eat them like blue cheese, or bide your time. They may recover.